“Men start wars but Troy hates Helen”
Luke started the war, but Hermes blames Annabeth.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHGHSHSHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHHSHSRRGAGSGGSHSHS
hermes when i catch you hermes
history of man is so percy jackson coded
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SOOOOOO I've made these graphics and I wanna tell u that u can actually have them from my Etsy store 👉👈
I hope you'll support me PLSSSS
Link here below and on my bio🌻
https://apollomusiccreations.etsy.com
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*at the Olympus*
Hermes: So this is the Olympus.
Dionysus*dancing around: That woman is blonde...
Hermes: That's dite. She's busy talking about what oracle said.
Dionysus: She's beauiful, what is the Oracle?
*Zeus comes of a room with some random*
Dionysus: Oh. That's not his wife.
Hermes: Yup.
Dionysus: I belong here. I'm a low class guy, this sounds pretty nice. I wanna be with the Olympus.
*drinks wine as he dances around*
Artemis: Is that the new guy? The one dad had in his leg.
Hermes: Yup, he''ll fit right in.
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having a blorbo will have you character coding songs that have 5k listens on all platforms combined that dont even really make sense and that you just know in your heart. if i am honest
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literally sooooooooooooo excited for the circe saga. can’t wait for the two of us to make the dash unscrollable <3 epic the musical forever and ever and ever <3
the things this musical is doing to my brain and we're only 13 songs in. every day i desperately scrape the internet for song scraps and play them on repeat over and over and over again. i will wait as long as it takes but also I WILL explode and take the dash down with me
hand in feral about epic hand <3
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Okay please leave me your opinions on this cuz I am curious:
I love podcasts. Since I have adhd, I love doing house chores while I am listening to them. It makes everything more entertaining.
I am currently listening to this podcast called:
"#1 Dad"
Its about a guy whose dad is a con artist and obviously he was a shitty dad (allegedly bc he sues everyone)
They re reuniting after many years and let me say this: I find con artists and scammers really fascinating and also admittedly, I am jealous.
Life is hard as it is so when I look at this guy, I really am attracted to his personality in a sense that I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM.
I know its not all fun and games being like that. There are really dark sides to it and sometimes these kinds of people make you question whether they are fully aware of themselves or not but they have this power of confidence and charm.
I want to be like them because honestly these bratty motherfuckers are like cockroaches, they re annoying but they never stop. They know how to get out of situations and if they cant they cause any trouble that they can.
I feel like if it weren't for my chronic depression and anxiety -and unfortunately my willingness to be a good person- I would be like that too.
I am very drawn to characters who are lovable chaos makers:
-Beetlejuice (fascinated by him since childhood)
- Klaus (from tua season 1 till 3)
-Captain Jack Sparrow (probably my first crush)
-The Mask (annoying but also charming somehow)
-Deadpool (I mean he is the definition of a cockroach)
- River (from Doctor Who)
And ofc as both characters and as deities:
-Loki
-Hermes
-Dionysus
I really cant deny my attraction to anything that is chaotic, playful and trickster-like.
My instincts say that, If I finally embrace that part of me fully without worrying too much about what is right, I will be so much happier.
I feel like I have this (tamed, locked and chained) thing inside of me that wants to choose me no matter what .
I wish I could release that and have fun with it finally.
I wish I could be an annoying but charming cockroach.
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songs i need to introduce hermes to
free bird — lynyrd skynyrd
white and nerdy — weird al
movin’ right along — the muppets
i’m on a boat — the lonely island
things in my jeep — the lonely island
rollin’ — limp bizkit
uniform on — the lonely island
2 banditos — the lonely island
more songs will be added !
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