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chungledown-bimothy · 16 days ago

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i'm definitely good and healthy and normal about the reel the great gatsby insta posted earlier today. the tags are lying.

#i've imagined singing my green light with winn about a million times and like now i can See It. i'm losing it.#it's the eye contact that really makes it too much #god help me i'm dying

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akai-anna · 1 year ago

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we read this chapter (159) with my friend today in our oofuri reading session and i'm. just.

why does this feel so gay? why does it look like tajima is Interested TM? (and no, not in a platonic sense) while hanai is looking all clueless?

also: tajima yuuichirou having the emotional intelligence and awareness? (NOT ASKING ABEMIHA LMAO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT TAJIMA) god. yes.

#ookiku furikabutte #manga #la junk talks #oofuri posting #my tajihana googles are on and i'm still blinded by this #I LOVE MY SONS #don't mind me i'm just shaking in my boots at all times for that tajihana content #i just love them so very much it hurts #i love my awkward and reliable lil nerd son #i love my sunshine talented school dumb son #i just fCKIN LOVE THEM #god help me i'm dying #also can you tell that i love oblivious hanai?#and emotion sensitive and perceptive tajima?#which actually makes a lot of sense with tajima growing up in such a big family #god someone pls hit me with a baseball bat or something to shut up

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thiziri · 1 year ago

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Two portraits of Her Royal Highness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal by Hermione McCosh.

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silvermeww · 1 month ago

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okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

#sinnoh is the most surprising out of the regions avaliable #but c'mon 12 year old clemont?? he is legit baby #steven is really just chilling around for at least 4 years until the protag got him huh??#when i was first watching bw i thought that cilan was middle child until that 3rd last ep?? with the fight for the gym #and having the bros come to him cemented the idea that he was the oldest #so hearing that is good to know #even though i have to make peace that they never left the city lol #WHY IS ELESA/ROARK/MAYLENE/DIANTHA SO DANG YOUNG???#i can maybe let go of viola. in time. maybe.#i also love some of that lore/history dump here as well #lenora's dad bringing back fossils and lyra being torn between countryside/city #viola being a big sister figure and getting that camera from her father #crasher wake being a fake fan but also heavily embodying that barry spirit in his own way #the ramifications of the mother dying after bonnie was born and wow that gag in the anime is suddenly a lot more sadder huh #on the brighter side the prism tower used to be a part of a travelling amusement park lol #flint's hype!!! maylene being confused over her own strength!!! (thoughts about paul's insults hit a lot harder after this hmm)#wulfric being an explorer!! and i'm still not over ramos and az's floette oh god #unfollow me right now. this is all i can talk about for the next few weeks. my brain is way too small for this knowledge help #is it canon now?? idk. but the fact that this was here is killing me #pokemon teraleak #save #deep stuff

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triglycercule · 4 days ago

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thinking so much about horror and dust,,, gosh these SILLY goobers theyre so EYDAGHGGG!!!!! compliments to eachother,,,,,

i need them to make puns about topics that absolutely nobody should be laughing about and then DIE cackling because no waaay the punchline was a human's execution :333 (phantom papyrus is shaking his head in dismay)

need them to share stories about shitty experiences with humans and for horror to be impressed by dust's ability to keep coming up with new ways to kill his human and then for dust to also be impressed by horror's ability to handle with all different types of humans!!!

they make eachother food but dust poisoned horror's food and horror added rusted nails to his so theyre just like no you first you really should eat first i wouldn't wanna be rude no but i INSIST! they both know. it's a fun little game isnt it??? horror gets a bit scared of having to eat the food when dust's eyes turn red and cyan but it's okay because then he can just shove the shitty eggs he made into those eyes because theres literal NAILS cooked into it

sometimes they fight because thats normal and dust is annoyed at horror for hating undyne because she's a good person who just wanted to help others and horror's getting pissed because DIDN'T YOU LITERALLY KILL HER DONT YOU JUST VIEW HER AS EXP WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER!!! and they bicker back and forth and dust is really starting to wonder why he even empathizes with horror atp.... but its ok after a little quarrel they simmer down and move on. they dont change opinions at all the fight was for nothing

but then there's also times when they just wanna confide in each other because likeeeee theyre both shitty people who fucked up their undergrounds by their own accords and miss how peaceful life was back then. dust tells horror stories of life back before the human came because horror doesn't really remember it that well anymore and horror speaks to phantom papyrus through dust so he can pretend that this is just a conversation between sans and papyrus and everything's okay for just a moment. they both linger onto their memories of how things were before everything went to shit even though horror can barely remember and dust hates his previous self back then,,,,,

dust thinks horror's sooo much better than him for not literally mass murdering everyone but then goes around and stink eyes him for forcing his snowdin to eat humans and then leave the rest of the underground to starve. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO BETTER HORROR WHY DIDN'T HELP EVERYONE ELSE. horror scoffs because even though he kinda lowkey gets dust's philosophy of saving everyone and stopping the human through gaining LV he still killed everyone??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM YOU IDIOT SHOULD'VE JUST FOUND ANOTHER WAY OR LET IT HAPPEN!!! the way they understand eachother on paper but then in reality despise what the other did,,,,,

ok SO WHAT if they encourage eachother's delusions. SO WHAT if they pretend the past never went away so WHAAAAT!!! it doesn't matter at least they found someone who can match their freak,,,,,, dust and horror peak duo PEAK DUO DARE I SAY OK

#i held a gun to my head to prevent myself from typing horrordust in this #this isnt HORRORDUST as in like. idk HORRORDUST horrordust. likeeeee #this could be romantic this could be platonic this could even just be them hating on eachother. whatever the fuck they got going on???? idk #i saw calvateyla say on twitter that since dust remembers his humans number #he'd spam them with posts on the undernet basically bragging to their face #and i was like OH SHIIIIT YOU PETTY ASS BITCH!!!! it reminds me of horror's hint system and psychological quips #GOD these 2 have so much potential outside of just the usual dust bunny and bear horror dynamic #guys please guys please. horrordust is peak guys please PLEASE EXPERIMENT WITH THEM #i really like the first little thing about the pun. i can imagine my designs of dust and horror laughing it up because of that #AND THEN HER HEAD GOT CUT OFF! cue horror dying and dust wheezing and then he chokes on sone dust and phantom papyrus is just like smh #and this is all just by horror's sentry station and its damp and dreary and god it sucks. this moment doesnt make it better #but at least they have shitty puns.... at least. my pun loving fucks #triglycercule NOT shoving killer into this??? blasphemous i need to find a way to force him into these hcs #well it's kinda hard considering a lot of these are them bonding over their previous identity as sabs #and killer doesnt WANT to be sans!! he's NOT SANS BRO. and i dont think he would consider them sans either #no matter HOW CLOSE dust looks to being him no matter HOW SIMILAR horror's speech patterns are THEYRE NOT SANS #that clean consise answer with no nuance is surely better than just him ignoring the issue of if theyre sans or not #eitherway killer struggles since the 2 are so open to being sans it's almost like theyre ruining the CONCEPT of sans #sans is supposed to make puns but should they be puns about the death of humans??? HELP???? killer's crashing out #everyday i discover a new aspect of the murder time trio and i wonder why none else do. someone geek out with me bro #i need to hold back my thoughts about dust and horror corrupting the idea of sans bc i have another post #where that little ramble would be more appropriate. i'm horrordust maxxing bro. i'm hrdtpilled #THREE posts this week about horrordust..... whaaaat the helllllllll..........#AND a mini comic about them i never posted AND art of then wearing weird clothes??? this is my horrordust week bro #tricule hc #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au

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imminent-danger-came · 10 months ago

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The 1x00 AHiB -> 4x06 glowup

#this just reminded me I need to make a ''being there for your friends when they need you'' post #because that shit is EVERYWHERE #LIKE THAT'S ALL THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT #''It's okay sandy! You're always there for us when we need you. The least we can do is be there for you when you need us.'' (4x06)#''No! Mei is my best friend. I'd never abandon her when she needs me—we're heroes! It's what we do!'' (3x10)#''You don't know! We'd risk it for sure! I won't abandon them when they need us'' (4x02)#''As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend- I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me.'' (2x08)#''Wukong only values people by how useful they are to him'' (3x08)#''No no honestly—this is exactly what I need right now. I'm trapped under a mountain- but the 6-earred macaque brought me a peach!''#(4x11)#Literally just the shit off of the top of my head #and then. And then that in contrast with #''I get it. I'd do anything for my friends! But at the cost of the world?'' LIKE GOD DAMMIT LEGOS #You took the basic bitch ''Help you friends'' theme and went ''But what if helping your friend hurt others'' like come on man #Hello #Where am I #I'm dying. I'm dying #Okay imma go do hw......I guess....whatever....#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk parallels #lmk Sandy #lmk Mei #lmk Pigsy #lmk Tang #OH GOD ALSO. ''I will become someone they can depend on...the way I can always depend on them!'' (3x08)#AND #''But you're always there when I need you- so it's time for me to return the favor!'' (2x04)#Which also just ties into ''we'll figure this out together'' as a whole right #what. ever.

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pardonmydelays · 24 days ago

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i really thought this was going to be a completely normal day at work

#i got officially introduced to my crush today #and i still cannot breathe #HELP #my manager literally just decided that it would be fun to introduce us to each other #i never even mentioned that i like him #then she told me like three times that he's so cool and doesn't have a girlfriend #also the funniest thing is that our very first interaction was literally bursting into laughter #because of our names #his name is very similar to mine I AM DYING WHAT THE FUCK #i'm just shhdhdgdgegeh what the fuck even happened today #oh god #i say whatever and whatever that i want*

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onlyasimp4nobody · 5 days ago

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#I'm sorry I'm behind on asks I feel like it never fucking ends #can't talk to family about it. they worry too much. cant talk to friends about it. they just start giving unwarranted (well meaning) advice #and plus they basically live with me atp with how often they're over helping me fuck do I do?? bother them more??#dude it's embaressing even if it's not chronic shit it's just unlucky shit like how u gonna have an allergic reaction & then seizure same d #idk about therapy therapists scare me. it's not a therapy issue though I'm just tired and in pain all the fucking time #one more person says “same omg” or “well have you tried-” i will start cutting peoples throat and eating their livers #you do NOT know what it's like having to write your own will before 30 like this shit aint right shit aint fair #makes me petty and shit too people who are healthy like can you just fucking suffer why do you get that freedom but not me #it just never ends #like I really fucking hate it when people say “oh you have so much to live for” because no I don't #Not so sound like a right winger gosh dang god fearer but like deadass people focus so heavily on “mental health!!” they don't #realize even if you feel better and get therapy or shit that's not gonna be realistically helpful for anything physical going on in sm #it's a cycle even if you manage 1 thing - the medications cause a 2nd thing #and that's alongside all the OTHER things you take medications for which cause all those other things #it's like multiplying and makes your body slowly deplete but like never quite die. like I know realistically I can just die anyday #and yeah it is getting worse but it's no different because it's not about that #when you're sick it's not just “OMG DYING!!!” it's like. everything else in your life dies.#you can't cook for yourself. you can't clean. you can't move. you can't hang out with people anymore. you can barely work LMFAO.#I'm REALLY close to quitting it's not even funny lmao. cant put clothes on without struggling.#do people not know it's. physically impossible. to even eat sometimes. just vomit it all up or seize.#yeah it does make me petty #rant

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recitedemise · 11 months ago

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗯 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲'𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆. And it is excruciating. On his chest, one can trace its ugly mark, the brand less discoloration and more, unfortunately, a deep-grooved scar. It is unavoidable and impossible to ever miss. Similarly, the way it eats at him is obvious, too. Gale, especially at the start, when his condition, fresh and disorienting, was still abundantly new, the effects of the orb were frighteningly worse. At that time, he little knew how to quell it, that feeding off the Weave would balm the pain, and so for all those days and weeks of panic, he rotted and ached at a terrible pace. He had decayed. And he had bled. Gale's body oozed black, skin, especially at his casting arm, rupturing like cracks in terracotta. He tasted filth always, the bitterness of wasting flesh thick in his throat, nose perpetually leaking with the ink-dark of bleeding. He'd labored to breathe, a feeling like devouring maggots pulsing in his chest. In fact, at the lowest point by then, wallowing and stuck in his tower, Gale began to lose hair, his nails loose and cracking as he scrabbled at the floorboards, knees weak and pain bolting when he collapsed to the floor. He was a pitiful sight. And a worrying one. And even now, with the consumption of magical artefacts, one can still see the way he bows to the blight, heaving for breath when it takes his chest again, sweat at his temples and mouth gone dry. It's all-encompassing. The agony is chronic. It feels like being eaten, being hollowed to his barest self right from the inside. He's a vessel of magic, and the orb means to consume him down to his every last molecule, teeth bared, hackles raised, and appetite crushing. It's like--dying, stolen away to be but swallowed down whole, surrendering to the suck of a hungering vortex. He's unsightly. As well, too, as a burden, he thinks, to the very naked of his bones. But when someone hangs back, touches him despite his rot, he thinks, you shouldn't have to handle something like this. This mere shamble of a graveyard--he's so sorry to dirty their hands.

#HEADCANON.#I explore more the depths of his orb... a la EA Gale. More EA Gale. Because that bandaged hand will forever be in my thoughts.#Imagine at the start when he had no idea what to do about this thing in his chest.#If it fucked up his arm I imagine it had to fuck up everything else. Like. LEGITIMATELY rotting and dying.#How scary. How lonely. How PAINFUL.#God. Mystra really heard and knew him literally in agony and just said. Well. That's your fault.#ANYWAY. Now if ANYONE shows care and actively hangs back to help him catch his breath #or help him and wipe his nose when he begins to bleed he's just... oh. Thank you. (so warmed. so touched. so--#you would touch me like this? handle me when i'm just--rotting skin and vile blood? isn't this all unsightly?)#Bro. I got thoughts.#Anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE. I finished ALL I HAD TO DO. But now I'm worn out. Happy to be writing again tho. :' )

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beesonjupiter · 6 months ago

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i was putting off watching two worlds (because of all the sex scenes to be very honest) and i finally got to it yesterday, finished today

tell me why i was so wrecked over "evil" tai dying? he was trying to do a good thing helping kram and then he goes and dies????? i was so upset.

no one gave him a chance until kram found him in that cave. no one showed him kindness. then kram did, and in time "evil" tai revealed himself to not be so evil and when he tried to help he gets bit by a snake and dies????????????????????????

when i tell you, out of all the things to be upset about in this show, that just hurt me sosososososo bad? i don't have the words to express why it hurt me so bad.

OH AND ALSO when he said, while dying?, he's never been to the cave but something drew him there? bitch.