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there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

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Bonus "my eyes are up here"

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Astarion (after his initial freak out) on his first day in the sun in 200 years

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Episode 1 - A Day with Health & Safety (Link to AO3)

Word count: 1.8k

Characters: Kar'niss, Minthara, Astarion, Shadowheart, Gale, Wyll, Lae'zel

Summary: A short documentary following a day in the life of Facilities Manager Kar'niss as he discusses the Health & Safety challenges of the modern office.

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Office, H&S at Work violations

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New boyband just debuted in Baldur's gate!

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In a Drow tavern in Ust Natha and no one is serving this poor Drider a drink.

He must be the designated drider.

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It's a real mystery, Donovan.

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I have been inspired by @redroomroaving 's wonderful fic Sufferer, Shall I

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A bit more Klaus x Kar'niss - Klaus spent hours fabricating and creating all those gems for his 'Niss so he could feel sparkly, you know.

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You don't see it in this version, but their heads are on one level exclusively because Minthara is sitting on Wyll's lap.

Minthara is somol.

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Your faggotry precedes you

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The mood today.

Save me, Abdirak.

Abdirak, save me.

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Please perceive his hands with me.

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