#god forbid touch you

[seijorhi]

Yan!maki (or yan!maki & yan!yuuta tag teaming reader) 😵‍💫💕💕 like maki i think would be a very strict yan, but i think she wouldn't mind kinda showing you off. i think she wouldn't be much of a coddler, she's a little sadistic and enjoys seeing you cry when she punishes you. But like, she's not extremely cruel/rough, she could be a lot worse, she just likes you being her lil crybaby, and then she gets to make it all better :) idkkkk i just love maki <3 <3 <3

i think you spend a good while thinking maki doesn't like you at all, right up until the point she snatches you up for herself.

[intriga-hounds]

the pups went to a baby’s first bday party today and saw lots of people, kids, babies, dogs, and ducks. it was a good experience overall but i forgot how annoying regular people can be about just touching your dogs without permission.

[nevermeyers]

There's absolutely no way people are now saying that all the gege-hate train is just an internal joke of the fandom. There's no way you're this out of touch with what has been happening.

I've been in the fandom since 2020 and it doesn't take a lot of smarts to see there's been a change in tone in the way some people say that in the last year. Since this new arc of history began, destructive criticism, massive hate and threats have overflowed into hundreds of profiles. It's no longer "oh, I hate Gege akutami" now and for a while now it's "I hate Gege akutami - his manga is horrible I'm gonna drop it (they never do) - he doesn't deserve popularity - he doesn't know how to write - he pretends to have an illness."

And yet, it's not normal to make jokes about wanting to kill someone, hon. Go check yourself if you find that funny, you're no better than let's-joke-about-sensitive-issues reddit incels

[phatcatphergus]

Tubbo and Sunny in the prison is so mob boss and his darling daughter coded. Omfghg i need a mafia au right now.

Tubbo being rich as shit and one of the most respected mafia leaders who’s only care is for his beautiful baby girl that he has killed people for. Bodyguard Fit and Driver Pac are part of the mob family as well and the only people tubbo actually trusts to leave Sunny alone with.

[ef-1]

@ blake friend you're a bitch and also liable for assault occasioning grevious bodily harm both in criminal and tort jurisdiction IF you let Daniel cut his hair. The ball is in your court. Godspeed.

[sp-growingpains]

Small muscle study with my girl! It's about time I get her body type right!

Also goofy little doodles~

Jean talking to others about her best friend:

Jean the minute she sees him:

[fooltofancy]

they sure dropped down onto this unknown planet with like. NO precautions other than guns. sure u can breathe but like YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABT ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[sunset-bridge]

i wanna rest in your light

[phayz]

i fucking hate how boring houses are now. i hate that all the walls are white and the counters are white and everything is white. and we cant hang anything on the walls or put anything in our windows. we pay thousands of dollars a month to live here but god forbid it look lived in.

[yuridovewing]

i understand the frustration with “i made this gay pairing cis x trans so they can still have biological babies” with no thought to other methods and how ppl assume thats the case when it comes to mothpool aus where mothwing is also the mother of the three, but also…. idk i kinda dont give a shit if someone wants to do that and i dont really think its inherently transphobic as long as its handled with care and respect.

what really concerns me about this debate is how some people are adamant that you cannot portray trans people having biological children in media or youre being disrespectful. and im gonna say as a nonbinary person who doesnt want children for themself- thats kinda fucking weird? like i understand that for some people, theyre trans themselves and theyre speaking from a place of dysphoria, and i absolutely get that, which is why i think the topic should be handled with nuance and diversity in trans characters, but like…. guys. pregnant trans men exist irl. trans women get people pregnant irl. trans ppl’s ability and right to parent and have biological children are being debated irl. we get denied the opportunity to adopt as well.

in a climate like this, are we SURE we want the stance on rewrites and headcanons in the silly cat books to be “if you portray trans characters having children, especially with a gay couple, youre a transphobic freak no matter what!” does it really matter? especially if its being done by a trans person handling the topic with nuance who has a lot of trans characters with varying perspectives?

obviously yes, remember that thats not the only way certain gay couples can have kids, remember that not every trans person is fully comfortable with it and keep that in mind, remember that surrogacy and adoption are also perfectly valid ways to give fan babies- but remember that there are OPTIONS. not that you need to condemn the idea of transgender parents in the first place unless they fit the very specific criteria of “proper transgender representation” and anything that dares deviate from that is proof the op is a transphobic monster (bonus points if theyre a trans creator bc i mostly see trans people getting shit for this and it kinda pisses me off. although idm if cis people do it either as long as theyre handling it with respect)

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

i predict that everything will become less and less tactile and all screenified, (keyboards no longer having actual keys but a screen you can freaking bluetooth connect to your pc with a monitor slim enough to fit between satan’s ass cheeks) and then like a decade after, greedy companies will start selling “retro” tactile add-ons to your devices, a back to the past must have! and then dropshippers will also sell them for an arm and leg, and and and—

[rat-rosemary]

I saw that one post about c!dream being a wild prey that was domesticated and thrown aside... I am gagged beyond belief 😭😭😭 I recently decided to check up on this hyperfixation and YOU HIT ME WITH THAT!?!?!?

HE IS!!!!! ANON HE WAS THE RABBIT AND HE WAS THE FISH AND HE WAS THE DEER AND THE WILD PIG AND THE BIRD AND HE WAS ALWAYS RUNNING BUT HE GAVE UP THE WILD FOR THE PROMISE THAT HIS LIFE WOULD BE GENTLE BEFORE HIS DEATH AND HE WAS THROWN AWAY AND HE BECAME THE PIGEON AND HE SWEARS HE'S WILD NOW HE ESCAPED THE CAGE THE PRISON HE'S WILD AGAIN BUT HE'S NOT HE'S JUST FERAL BECAUSE DOMESTICATION IS NOT A THING YOU CAN UNDO

[exvangelical]

while everyone has the right to raise their child with the ethics they so desire, i do think it’s hilarious when xtians INSIST they aren’t indoctrinating or brainwashing their kids but also refuse to put them in public school (or even private xtian school), only socialize them within xtian circles like youth group or their church’s homeschool co-op, and rigorously vet any secular media so their kids doesn’t “reject the faith.” like uh. if your faith is so weak you have to hide your kids away from anybody on the outside so they never even think to question it…….. it doesn’t exactly sound legit

[bagelbucket]

bold take we aren’t ready for is that people think they’re trans just because they don’t align with society’s “ideal” gender roles when in fact it’s just their personality. or because of internalized biphobia.

[zootopiathingz]

I found out I can jump on Rosalina and I have not stopped since

[torra-and-the-toons]

Not meant in a fetishy way, but I feel like Numbuh 1 is the kind of kid who, if you tickle him, will either laugh but hate it or it'll just trigger his touch-starvation and he'll secretly kinda enjoy it.

I think I'm more inclined to the touch-starved Nigel headcanon tho.

I was actually literally thinking about this earlier today, not this exact scenario but like

I also really enjoy the thought of touch-starved Nigel. Like, the others think he's not really a touchy guy so they avoid it, but secretly he loves those little gestures. Someone touching his shoulder to alert him to his presence, when someone grabs him by the hand to lead him somewhere, Someone putting their hand on his back to comfort him etc. And he really does love hugs, even if he pretends he doesn't. He's got a tough leader persona to upkeep, but gosh darn it if he doesn't absolutely MELT when someone hugs him.

I've been thinking about it a lot in piecing together my modern au story when he's older too, not necessarily in a naughty sense, but he spends so much time away from his friends, for ten years he doesn't get any of that. He has strange people hooking him up to oxygen tubes, injecting him with needles to give him hydration, attaching monitoring devices to him, there's no love behind those gestures. Whenever he finally gets a hug from his friends upon his return, he's turned into putty and he doesn't want them to ever let go.

I also lowkey imagine him being kinda like a cat where he'll want attention, but he doesn't want to ask for it, so he just casually walks up to someone and bonks his head into their shoulder, hoping they'll reciprocate.