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#god I SUCK
dipperscavern · 2 months
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not to be a degen but jon needs to get sucked sloppy style until he cries just a little i think. just a thought not reflective of my character or what i think about before i lay myself to rest at night.
- not-spirit airlines anon
i genuinely need to give him the most earth shattering head of his life. idk if u genuinely understand how real you are for this. i’ve got jon drafts in the works but i have to get this out of my head to be able to continue with my life.
making jon cum so hard he cries is.. it’s a life goal. not to be vulgar but we all know ygritte didn’t uh.. okay whatever we know she didn’t suck him — so you’d be the first mouth around his cock. he does NOT know how to act.
cause gods. you’re wet & warm and circling your tongue around his tip, has anything ever felt this good? his eyes are sewn shut, grunts rising from deep in his chest as he tries (& fails) to steady his breathing… he’s torn between wanting to pull away because it’s too much or push closer & ask for more. warmth pools in his belly, pressure building almost concerningly fast. you smooth a hand over his thigh in a small reassurance, but the light scrape of your nails against his skin only make him shiver.
mhmmm & his hips jutting forward when he finally does cum.. cumming so hard little black spots dance in his vision. you’re helping him ride out the aftershocks and he can’t help the tears that prick his eyes cause you just feel so good.
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moth-flavor · 7 months
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Wanted to do a Sparklefell AU (Underfell, but Sparklecare), except I'm dog shit at making designs, so now it's just edgy Sparklecare
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They're lacking a whole lot of red n' black
Also was thinkin' about giving Uni a choker or somethin', but forgot and gave him a weird lookin' turtle neck thingy
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bbydeathclaw · 9 months
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"[distract her with your yearning for gale]" has got to be the most humiliating persuasion check i have ever passed
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sugar-r-rush · 8 months
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Me having a headcanon that Octavian’s mom was the praetor before Reyna🧍🏻‍♀️
“Thats not how that works!!” I WANT IT TOO
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notfunkypicasso · 4 months
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Me when I draw myself as a bunch of cool lil silly smexy creatures and then im boring and ugly as hell in real life
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sunflowervolum-6 · 6 months
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theviolenttomboy · 6 months
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(downloads Princess Peach demo)
Me: cute game, clearly for little girls but I can still have fun-OHMYGOD I SUCK AT THIS
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mabelsguidetolife · 1 year
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yesterday I was like “i would love to be out and about more often” so my dad was like “don’t you have any friends you could go somewhere with???” and i shook my head and then he was like “you don’t know ANYBODY local???” and i shook my head again and i felt like the most pathetic little meow meow on the planet
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nekirmum · 2 years
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Recently, I've gotten back into creating collage art. I find it deeply therapeutic. Take, for example, this collage about my tendency to wait until the very last minute to buy Christmas gifts because I'm afraid nothing I have to give will ever be good enough for the receiver.
Very festive.
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andallthatmishigas · 2 years
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God I fucking hate how irrational I am about things. I get hurt feelings over the dumbest fucking stuff.
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sapphic-schizo · 2 years
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i'm so frustrated my mom told me to find a vet to trim my tortoise's beak cause the last one we went to retired, but with her it was kind of unique because they didn't take exotics but she did a lot of chickens so she had the dremel and cauterizing nail clippers and she was just like well i've never done it before but we can sure try and went and looked it up on youtube. but now since i'm just calling every place asking if they take tortoises they say no.
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phayz · 1 year
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learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
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eggsnatcheskneecaps · 5 months
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I really did just waste my entire Easter break playing video games over studying for finals that will Very Much Define my entire academic trajectory from now on haha. I'm not coping.
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i was just accidentally mean to someone on the internet
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sourkreem · 4 months
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A couple of lazy Jason sketches. Still figuring out his design. Also do you think he ugly cries at least once a week.
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plaguethewaters · 5 months
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cake plan failed i ised the wrong eggs and i risked ruining rhe whole cake by taking it out too early so now i want to cry
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