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Linked in order of when they were posted to tumblr.
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The first sketch dump
A first meeting pt1 / pt2 A misunderstanding the king and queen overview/plot post pt1 / pt 2 confident Nathaniel how Abram got his scars no one will ever know where the prince's favor lies early possible twinyards backstory hurt/comfort of post-Evermore Abram's lashing scars caring for Abram's scars Abram doesn't realize Andrew is courting him A different kind of therapy (royal au inspiration pinterest board) Abram feeling guilty Lyndis's courting realization idea Another 'Abram realizes he's being courted' One of Abram's favorite courting gifts more sketches don't call Abram pretty Lady Allison's new head of staff Twinyard backstory second Tuesday of the month is Market Date day now Maserati is a courting gift from Abram sketches from that scene ^ Abram's experience with nobility and royalty blacksmith Jean (and more Jean) the cats Abram and gloves and touch Andrew's Darcy-hand-flex fencing High Prince Riko's court Abram's scars ache in the cold Andrew and Abram dancing The Spear family and Drake Abram and Katelyn Andrew and Renee Abram's brands pt1 / pt2 Andrew and Abram's hair care
Andrew’s casual behavior
Washing Abram's hair
Pet names
Kateaaron’s wedding
Andreil first kiss
whumptober 1: drugging
whumptober 6: forced to hurt others
Day and Abram; Abram’s recovery
whumptober 9: scar reveal
whumptober 10: branding
whumptober 15: muzzle
whumptober 20: dehumanization
whumptober 22: whipping
comfort (wip): getting Abram to relax
whumptober 27: locked away
comfort: forehead kiss for Abram
royal twinyards
Jean thoughts
nanowrimo update 1
Kissing Abram's scars
Clothing designs?
Tiptoe around the new prince (or guard. Depending on the pov) (snippet)
Where's Stuart?
Abram's love language (memeposting)
Nathaniel's arrival in Palmetto Towers (snippet)
Cat #1 acquired (snippet)
Cozy bathtime
Lil jerejean
Evermore royalty structure
Prince and Lord Minyard (snippet)
A royal wedding?.. 👀
Abram's love language pt2
Paladin Renee
#okay im here at the beginning of making this post. it’s 12:50. I’ll report back#just linked the market date post.... thinking of chet the ice cart man#DONE#i dont remember if I got distracted but its 1:35 now#yayyyyyy#now... to get masterposts ready for the mer aus#let’s go#masterpost#royal au
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ive recently been so obbsessed with the au/concept/thought/idek of rapunzel running away from gothel, but NOT finding out who her parents are
like if eugene didnt go to the stabbingtons after the boat scene, imagine how different their lives would be, and i can just imagine raps getting her first haircut and her and eugene getting married and they live probably out in old corona and they just live like that yk? maybe going on roadtrips together and visiting different towns and kingdoms
and idk why but them just having a pretty normal life just as commoners of corona would be so cute idk why😭🙏
#and like eugene would go by eugene#and theyd buy a little house#and raps would sell her art#& take commissions#also them meeting varian that way#like theyre just strolling and they know about quirin obvi#but varian is out during a seasonal harvest and they all get along🙁#also eugene & raps in commoner clothes#sobbing#PLS HELP IDK WHY I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH#BUT ITS SO CUTE TO ME#rapunzel#eugene fitzherbert#tangled#tts#au#hcs#new dream#they meet cass when they go in for a seasonal market in corona#and raps is selling some of her art#and they see cass on duty#and raps would probably wave & what not#and they always see her cuz cassie always has duty during markets#and they js kinda become friends slowly after that
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Malon in many ways is their rock even in small decision-making moments, like making them use a wishbone to make up their minds.
Ballad, however, is a bit dramatic.
#loz au#malon#fierce deity#link#loz: cots#cots short#kheprriart#kheprriverse#Ballad (Kheprriverse)#Ko’jin (Kheprriverse)#Malon (Kheprriverse)#baljin#malon/ballad/ko’jin#malon/link/fierce deity#underrated ship tbh#frothing at the mouth#kojin is so huge. stop being so big. shrink.#i love the idea that ballad is trying to get Ko’jin to back doen and just go out to thr market with malon —#but kojin is actually just worried about him and wants him to go out —#then it just turns out ballad’s procrastinating#** experimenting with bubble formatting. more than usual at least#because bubbles hate me. they’re genuinely one of my worst enemies#i will spend more time formatting bubbles than drawing the comic theyre in
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has anyone ever pulled on the geminis ribbons in a fight?? like, those things look so dangerous imma be honest. wouldnt they choke them if they get pulled on????
Yeah, no, they are. They're attached to their capes rather than being directly tied around their necks, so pulling on it wouldn't necessarily choke them, but could definitely yank them off their feet... So it's not really the most ideal design for battle...
But they look soooooo pretty. The ribbons twirling around with them lends very well to their fighting style and the way they tend to move. And it's a very iconic look, and easily marketable... Sooooo... it got put on the outfits anyway. It just means that the Gemini have gotten very good at moving in such a way that the ribbons tend to stay close to their bodies and out of their opponent's reach, and have learned how to counteract if they do get grabbed. Just another challenge for them.
#marketing > safety#it LOOKS GOOD they'll manage#this is actually a huge thing once theyre no longer w mama and living w draxum#where theyre training and sparring and shit and hes constantly like :///#stop... no unnecessary twirls or flips... no showy sweeps that leave your side open... no poses...#no ignoring openings and keeping a spar going for longer than it needs to for “the thrill of it”#STOP DOING THINGS THAT ARE ACTIVELY MAKING THE FIGHT HARDER AND MORE DANGEROUS FOR YOURSELVES JUST SO THAT IT LOOKS GOOD#and theyre like ?????? whats the point of fighting if you dont look good????????#most ppl in the nexus probably also know that yanking on the ribbons will definitely put them on mamas BAD SIDE so they often.. elect not t#asks#anon#gemini au
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new wip wednesday
i wanted to get the first chapter of this done as an early bday present to me because ive been talking about this fic for foreverrrrr but its not gonna happen because im bad at measuring time and effort 😮💨 but look! hunger games au fic!
Anakin pushes his face into his neck, letting his lips press against his pulse for a moment.
“Anakin,” Obi-Wan murmurs, recognition and warning rolled into one tone.
But Anakin wouldn’t be who he is if he allowed the man in his arms to so easily twist away. He wouldn’t even be here now, pressed up against him with the scent of saltwater and lilacs and leather filling his nose, if he let one warning word distract him from his goal.
So instead he pushes further, wraps his hands around Obi-Wan’s hips and takes the skin beneath his lips between his teeth. The soft fabric of their pants brush together, so loud in the stillness of the kitchen that it’s deafening—that it’s almost loud enough to drown out the catch in Obi-Wan’s breathing.
But Anakin has trained himself over the past five years to listen for all the small ways that Obi-Wan Kenobi capitulates, so he hears his sigh, feels the slump of his shoulders against his own as his head sways forward and then back.
Anakin takes his time worrying a bitemark into his neck, just at the edge of his beard. On the holos that will film Obi-Wan’s face today, it’ll look like a shadow.
But Anakin will know. Obi-Wan will know.
“Anakin,” his lover murmurs, and Anakin’s hand moves from his waist up to stroke down his arm, corded with tense muscle. Fisherman’s muscle. Victor’s muscle too.
Not today, he means. It’s obvious in every line of his body. It’s obvious in the fact that he left the bed so early in the morning when neither of them must work. It’s obvious in the distance in his eyes, the frown across his lips.
Today is not a day where Obi-Wan will accept pleasure from anyone’s lips or hands, undeserving as he feels to be on the receiving end of such a kindness.
Anakin’s left hand falls to cover Obi-Wan’s, tangling their fingers together. His are rougher than Obi-Wan’s, working man’s hands now that he is twenty-one and a man of the sea like most are on Stewjon. The rough drag of his calluses over the hairy knuckles of Obi-Wan’s hand makes Anakin swallow a smile. Victors of the Hunger Games are forbidden from working laborious jobs. They’re meant to languish away in their Coruscanti-funded manors, with idle minds and idle hands, picking at paints or design stencils or any number of different government approved hobbies
Obi-Wan Kenobi is not made to be idle. He has no patience for painting or sewing, for cooking or jewelry design. Luckily for him, Stewjon is the fourth planet from Coruscant, on the edge of the inner rim, and it’s rather small, rather ordinary. In the colder months, during the few months of the star year where the galaxy is not forced to care about the Hunger Games and its Victors, he can slip away to the ocean. Fish and sail like he was born to do, Stewjoni through and through.
But Anakin is out on those choppy seas year-round now that he’s four years finished with his compulsory education. His hands are rougher than Obi-Wan’s and they always will be.
Anakin likes it. Likes the way Obi-Wan’s softness contrasts against his own rougher places. Likes that he can sneak away from Obi-Wan’s manor in the blue of the pre-dawn light, first to the sea and then to the market, and Obi-Wan will be there when he gets back. Likes that when he leaves, his lover is curled up asleep in their bed. And when he returns with the fattest fish from his haul, Anakin can cook it for him too.
He likes that he is the only thing Obi-Wan needs. He provides. He cooks for him. He feeds him. He touches him with his rough hands, to dirty him and then to clean him up. Everything that Obi-Wan needs, Anakin is the person to give it to him.
He supposes he has Coruscant to thank for that.
He’s not stupid enough to say that—ever, but especially today. Especially on the day of the Reaping.
#wip wednesday#obikin#hunger games au#so like its gonna be set in the gffa slightly#so each district from the book is a either planet or planetary system#and coruscant is of course the capitol#anakin and obi-wan live in district 4 aka stewjon#im having a lot of fun examining their relationship#my bday is on saturday i just think this first chapter is going to be so long#because it covers from them waking up to anakin's reaping#which includes anakin talking in the market with other people on stewjon#because we love an outsiders implied pov on obikin and anakin specifically#and then also obi-wan's own reaping#cause i figure more than one person has won the hunger games in the past 50 years or whatever#so they must do some sort of drawing for the mentor too#its usually obi-wan tho#bad luck or capitol favoritism#or obi-wan volunteering even though he hates it because one of the other victors just had a baby or has small kids#or is too old#or something#anyway this is not a start wednesday done by saturday sorta project lol#im too passionate about these batshit insane characters
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Ex-first mate Zaion, Merfolk AU
#yugioh go rush#ygo go rush#zaion (go rush)#merfolk au#a deer draws#always ready to plan and measure furniture to sell it at a low price#it's not like his endless marketing campaigns got him kicked in the first place#together with his captain who would never shut up about his own boring tales
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HA I WAS RIGHT!!! apparently kui said in a modern au laios would be a minimum wage retail worker
#and falin would be a medical researcher...!!!!#for the fic that i have. yet to write lmao. i kind of had laios bouncing between retail jobs/construction#not going to uni and after he leaves high school (maybe even left in yr 10#side note this takes place in australia lmao.) couch surfs for a while and has trouble finding stable housing (aus housing market is shit)#when falin hears about it she wants to drop uni and help him out but he wont hear it#she suspends her studies for a bit to get him on his feet and they live together in gods tiniest flat#then she goes back to uni and voila. laios is a minimum wage retail worker#im putting this all here because the longer i put off writing it the less likely it is to get written lmao.#the point is ive got my finger on the pulse babey. i know what these characters are about
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Please make more market angst they need more attention 🙏🙏🙏
I’m pretty sure I know who u are
Joshs favorite word!!! Also I’ll probably be posting some unfinished animations of ships soon (dip,gregstophe, trosh, MARKET/MARBERT) So yea
#south park#south park au#revolt park#sp josh#josh sp#josh south park#south park josh#IM GOING ON STAGE FOR DANCE IN LIKE 2 HOURS SEND HELPPP#market sp#mark cotswolds#mark south park#mark x pocket#herbert pocket#sp pocket#pocket south park#marbert#Market#idk what else they called
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I think in my AU Tianlang-Jun/heavenly demons in general are a (demon world variant of) Mew. So.. essentially. Big, bad gyarados Su Xiyan saw this funny little foetus cat & was like "I can't NOT have an egg with that"
Thankfully Mew knows Transform. It's fine.
#svsss#pokemon au#I think the story i went with in my head is that she chose to have an egg#as a pokemon rather than go through w pregnancy in human form#tried to stash the egg in the river#to keep the palace master from finding it#but then Bingy's egg got lost :(#through some shenanigans#TLDR Su Xiyan is still a gyarados#she went on a rampage & made a hyperbeam sized hole in her master#because i decided i didn't want her dead in this AU#just Misplaced#tried to find her son after calming down#but do u know how hard it is to find a single Magikarp in a river??#one that got fished up by some locals#sat in a fish market tank for a minute#got rescued by a washer woman & put in her master's pond#until they got scared the thing might evolve & get revenge#so she had to bribe a traveling merchant to dump her fishy somewhere safe#ANYWAY rly hard to find. even with help#and she couldn't stay in the human realm for long bc of the uh#whole putting a hole in the palace master thing#but at least Binghe has SY now unu
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Soo… I made a silly lil comic thing hehe!! I had this random idea and thought it would be cute and sweet to do with my guys!! So I made a mini comic of it!!✨💖
Hehehe he is now canonically a transformers fan hahaha!! He’s so silly and she’s so supportive!!🥹
Anyways please go see both Transformers One and The Wild Robot both films are absolutely fantastic!! I’m now pushing to market this film so it does well hahaha!!😆🙏
#artists on tumblr#digitalart#lavendertamsocs#ocs#my ocs <3#lavendertoonzart#multifandom#lavenderverse#lavenderverse au#au#crossover#oc comic#mini comic#oc artwork#original characters#oc ship#oc x oc#isabelleheartford#justincampbell#so silly#hehe :3#fyp#transformers one#tf one 2024#tf one#tf one spoilers#sort of#please go and see this movie it’s so good!#the marketing doesn’t do it justice!#I’m not a transformers fan but this films so good! Justin agrees hahaha!
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I'm imagining a scenario where team Skull go to Twig while Opal is on a play date or something, and ask Twig to teach them opal's unique way of talking so they can better understand her.
And Twig is just reveling in getting to teach these 35-40something year olds how to talk old 'english' style. She'd oblige of course, since they're friends at this point. But she would make her enjoyment of this situation abundantly clear.
Although Twig is more familiar than Team Skull is with the outdated, oftentimes obsolete vocabulary that Opal uses, she’d still defer to Ark as a teacher on this subject. Ye Olde Medieval Pokespeak is something she can struggle with and use incorrectly when she jokingly incorporates it into her own speech, and she doesn’t want to accidentally give Opal further trouble than she already has while interacting with people. She could also use some lessons herself— she understands how things work and how most words are used, but not why, and would sit in with Team Skull as Ark quizzes them on vocabulary and grammar, taking extensive notes as she is so fond of doing.
Also, it’s kinda funny to watch Skuntank squirm when interacting with Ark after an interaction where he realized what Ark’s species was.
#I really need to polish up the fic where Skuntank learns that Ark is actually Darkrai#y’know. the minor deity who tortured an entire town + drove a major deity mad + was behind a plethora of disasters around the world?#apparently that guy and Ark— the creepy loser who Twig is all lovey-dovey with— are the same.#Skuntank learns this when Ark is manning Twig’s market stand for her#and he immediately absconds to go kick down Twig’s front door + inform her of the fact that she’s living with a Legend that wanted her dead#‘ARE YOU OKAY??? ARE YOU BRAINWASHED??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING AROUND THAT FREAK? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP’#she kinda just. stands there for a bit.#explains to him that they’re engaged#and then /dies laughing/ at the face Skuntank makes#she mentions that Celebi is going to think this is hilarious#and Skuntank goes ‘YOU KNOW CELEBI????’#‘pfft. yeah. we met when I was a human in the—‘#‘WHEN YOU WERE A /WHAT/???’#Twig legit almost passes out because she gets so lightheaded while laughing at him#shadow baby au#pmd team skull#pmd koffing#pmd zubat#pmd skuntank#pmd darkrai#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokémon mystery dungeon#pmd explorers#pmd sky#pmd eos#pmd2#pmd#sofie answers asks
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📓 :3
:D!
@mortimerlatrice got me thinking about a KimChay Chrestomanci AU, so more of that.
the Chrestomanci series, sidenote, is an absolutely delightful fantasy series by Diana Wynne Jones. it's composed of mostly independent stories set in a universe of 12 parallel universes (called Series), each with their own string of worlds (except Series 11). generally speaking, every person has eight identical copies borne into other series than their own, but very occasionally all nine lives will be borne into one person. this nine-life enchanter has all the power of nine magical people in them and is therefore the only person powerful enough to fill the role of Chrestomanci to regulate magical use and prevent any abuse of it across the 12 series.
which cool, very fun story premise actually, but not what I care about here. I'm setting kp in one of the series that doesn't deal much with magic because I don't care about magic meet mafia, I care about Chay having nine lives and all the ways that could make things worse.
(cw: non-permanent but slightly graphic character death under the cut. ft a dash of actual character death, but that only applies to Tawan.)
Chay doesn't have all his lives when canon starts. he lost his first one the same day he and Porsche lost their parents when he fell out of his crib trying to investigate the noise. he lost his second to food poisoning, before Porsche started working for extra food money and they had to make every scrap stretch. he lost another when a debt collector hit him too hard and snapped his neck. (Porsche wasn't home for that day. Chay told him he wasn't either.)
Chay loses his fourth life in the warehouse. it actually wasn't intentional on anyone's part -- Tawan's hired meat weren't careful enough bringing him in, and Chay's luck has his head hit a curb or scrap metal at just the right (or wrong, as it were) angle to kill him instead of concuss him, and head injuries take so long to come back from. Tawan drags out the charade because he wants Porsche desperate, not angry, and Porsche is in too deep of denial to accept the possibility of Chay actually being dead not to fall for it.
Kim arrives before Chay comes back to life. it's...bad. Porsche is screaming for him to get Chay out. Kim first checks Chay's breathing. failing to find that, he frantically (but carefully!) hauls Chay upright. that's when Chay's head flops limply to the side and reveals the dried blood down the back of his neck, which Kim had already felt grabbing but refused to process.
Kim sees red.
Tawan knifes Big. Porsche's shouts break through the fog threatening to overwhelm Kim. then Tawan gets one very distraught, very angry, very murderous Kim materializing in front of him and going right for his eyes. it doesn't matter that Tawan's the one with a weapon, he could've had an armory and that couldn't have helped him. Kim is very, very, very good at fighting, and he's on a mission to hurt. but he's also missing his control, and kicks Tawan in the kidney so hard Tawan stumbles back into a pile of scrap and, in true irony, jostles it hard enough the end of steel beam falls on his head. as discovered earlier, metal and concrete are not kind to heads, and bullet proof vests certainly can't protect from that.
it's too quick and too kind, and Kim stares at him disbelievingly, half a mind to drag Tawan out and beat out the little life he's surely still clinging to, when Chay groans. Kim first thinks he hallucinated it, but then he sees Chay move and he's so relieved he was wrong that he shoves everything else out of his mind and just gets Chay out. then everything and one trailing shouty Porsche slams back into him the minute Chay's out of his arms and with the paramedics that Kim bolts to go hide in a dark corner in his apartment and fail to process any of it.
Chay misses all of this btws. He was dead, then he was back with a headache, and he loves Porsche but he needs Porsche to please shut the fuck up and get him some tylenol.
then apartment confrontation, where Kim says I'm sorry and shoves off even quicker because all he can remember are those moments when he'd been so sure Chay was properly dead. club scene goes down even worse when Kim yells at Chay for making stupid reckless choices that could get him killed, and Chay demands to know why Kim even cares, and Kim goes pale with anger that Chay doesn't care that he (only nearly, surely) died, and it's all very terrible and ends in them storming away from each other.
then comes Yok's bar.
Chay dies. Kim had taunted them into a direct fight inside instead of picking them off outside, and it should have been fine, would have been fine, had Chay not had a bit more awareness and looked over to see Kim pinned between two guys and rushed to help only to get shot by one of the goons on the other end of the bar. he bleeds out while Kim kills off the rest.
Chay comes back to a bar full of bodies and Kim (clutching) cradling him. Kim isn't crying. he isn't really doing much of anything other than clinging and staring off into nothing with a thoroughly haunted expression.
Chay blinks and tentatively lays his fingers against Kim's cheek. "Kim?"
Kim's eyes snap to him, but still don't quite see him. he stays looking blank for a few seconds that feel like hours before saying matter-of-factly, "I've snapped."
"Kim!" Chay protests, distressed.
"It's okay," Kim says, still matter-of-fact but smiling tenderly, "better to be mad with you than without."
it takes a while to convince Kim he's not insane and that Chay's really back. Chay's not certain he fully manages it. but his death also shook loose a lot of confessions Kim normally couldn't say out loud. ("why--" Chay starts, voice cracking, "why did you say 'I'm sorry' that day?" / "You were supposed to be safe," Kim replies hoarsely, mad smile slipping for tears.) there's more clutching and clinging, this time by Chay too. both of them manage to forget they're in a bar of dead bodies until Porsche and Kinn come crashing through the door.
"Chay!" Porsche yells when he first sees him.
"Chay," Porsche pleads brokenly when he sees Chay's blood soaked shirt.
"Not mine!" Chay says quickly, and would've been given away by how fast Kim's head snaps around in any other circumstance. "See?" he says, raising his shirt to show unblemished skin, "No injury."
this does a lot to reassure Porsche, but Chay can tell Kim still thinks he's a little bit insane. Chay decides that's fine for now, because dying takes a lot out of you and apparently everyone around you too and it's unfair to expect Kim to just bounce back from him bleeding out on him, he'll work on it after a shower and dinner.
I'm not writing this AU because I only really have these two vague scenes in my head, but Chay having multiple lives making his existence in the mafia hurt more than canon's calls to me, it really does.
oh, also: in the AU source material, one of the nine-lifers has one of his lives removed and stored into a ring for safekeeping. he later gives this ring to his to-be-wife as her wedding ring. I'm not sure yet how to work that into this AU because Chay's contact with magic and other magicals would be slim to none in this, but please picture how this would absolutely wreck Kim, because there's nothing Kim wants more than to safeguard Chay but as far as he's concerned, he's already failed Chay in that regard twice. 😈
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#kinnporsche#kimchay#ask game: fics im not writing#this idea is fun but im only really here for vibes#and i already have many similar vibes in timeloop AU so im gonna stick with that one but like...so much fun 👀👀#ANYWAYS vague possibility for how chay meets magicals: in charmed life they mention looking for a 9-lifer off world/outside of series 12#chay's that 9-lifer in this case#originally not the candidate they wanted because he's in a different series AND a non-magical world to boot#then he gets involved with the mafia and all these government officials go Uhm#christopher: what's the problem i smuggled black market goods for years as a kid#government officials: uHM?!#christopher musing to himself: and that resulted in gabriel getting blown apart for a few days hmmm maybe not#christopher then meeting cat post apple scrumping: are all nine-lifers simply criminals as children??? is there no hope for us???????#i love Very Specific AUs made for an audience of me and 1.5 people can u tell 😂
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Ah shit.
Been watching a few Beastars videos lately, and now I'm thinking about TF2 x Beastars AU orz Help
#my thoughts#Half of the tf2 squad being herbivore while the other half is carnivore#Heavy being a bear while maybe Medic is some kind of herbivore animal (need to go through lists of herbivore animals from Germany)#Heavy being scared about accidentally hurting Medic or any of his other herbivore pals.#while Medic's like “idc if you accidentally hurt me. I want to hang out with you”#Maybe Medic works at the black market or something. idk whether I want them to be adults or young adults in this AU.#Most likely the former (aka adults) 'cause of Spy and Scout. speaking of--#Scout maybe having no clue he's some form of hybrid between a hare/rabbit and whatever animal I'm picking out for Spy (probably a fox)#So on and so forth. The brainrot has started
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b99 au has me like this can we have some more hcs pls pls pls pl
see u get me
U ASK AND I DELIVER here is part two to the headcanons (。・ω・。)ノ♡ (+complimentary moodboard because I Feel Like It)
- ok so after the first date (which goes surprisingly well), you start hanging around the precinct more, and at first Connie and Sasha are ELATED because you didn't do it that often before jean. like they didn't realise that it was because you wanted to see him, sasha was just happy that you'd bring mid-day coffee to her and Connie was happy to just rant to you about how "no-one here trusts me ugh" (he's like a mix of Gina and Charles istg) and ur like mhm yeah it's totally not because you file your paperwork wrong everytime. totally, king. MHM.
- and jean usually grabs some lunch outside (which you notice!) and at this point you're not in an Established Relationship, aka you haven't had the "what are we" talk yet so it's mainly just you guys hanging out. right and eren recognises you and like jokes around with you and it pisses jean off SO BAD and eren (the little shit) KNOWS THAT. so he's just trying to get under jeans skin. and you become like this unofficial part of the family :3
- which, by the way, let's do this. who's who. Reiner is the sarge (yes he goes with the suspenders and yes eren and Connie objectify him because of his boobs). Connie and Sasha are partners because they work really well together since the beginning of Time and they're also really good at acting so they get assigned alot of undercovers. CAPTAIN LEVI it's in the name guys c'mon. hange is the autopsy..person. idk the actual name of it. but you get it. Erwin is Levi's husband and it's the whole arc of them basically adopting the precinct :) Mikasa and Armin are partners, jean and eren are also partners (most of the times) because they also work really well together. jean applied to be a lieutenant but that comes way later in the story. so hang on. for rn, tho, Armin is the lieutenant, and marco is the office assistant. ANYWAY
- right so. uhhh cue the Thanksgiving shenanigans. Levi (begrudgingly) invites the whole squad + hange, and asks everyone to bring your own dish. here's what happened
reiner ; guys ok we have to impress the captain and his husband-
eren : his name is Erwin. don't reduce him to just captain Levi's husband
jean : I don't think that's a reduction to his title
eren : stop bootlicki-
sasha : I don't know how to cook anything
Connie : she burnt the packet of ramen once.
....
Mikasa : the...the packet?
Armin : like, the plastic....covering?
sasha : mhm. I've solved alot of crimes.
Connie : yes she has
sasha : feminism isn't a joke.
jean just nods aggressively.
Reiner : right so....to avoid that... do you, can you possibly get someone to help you?
eren : YO WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
jean : their friend has a nam-
eren : what about titles now, horseboy?
sasha : YES WE SHOULD. WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THEIR PLACE TO COOK BEFORE GOING TO THE CAPTAINS PLACE
Connie : IM GOING TO TEXT THEM RIGHT NOW
Reiner : right. that could work.
marco : it really won-
jean : I THINK YEAH WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THEIR PLACE. MHM. yeah I think we should..... uh. yeah.
Armin : I'm sure the captain won't mind inviting them over as well
- yeah anyways that's how. it happened. long story short your apartment almost burned down but hey atleast you got the job done! with like twenty people in your small cube of a house!
- jean is the first one to arrive at your place (for no reason, haha) and you're like "oh good ur here Im babyproofing the apartment just in case." and he doesn't question it and just helps you and tells you about his Thanksgiving stories thoughout the years and you guys connect alot and he opens up alot too :3
-anuway. HALLOWEEN HEIST IS ALSO REAL AND IT HAPPENS. and you participate. the first year is pretty mild for you, you're jeans accomplice as he tries to beat eren's team to steal the captain's cup of tea. and it's a whole Thing and you do the thing you do best - distract the captain. again, surprisingly, you get him to open up a little while jean gets in through the office's ceiling and you're talking to the captain, sweating, "oh yeah no, totally, the DMV is crazy....MHM!! the lines were so bad when I went last." anyway. at the end, eren and jean are tied, back to back to a chair while the captain (very menacingly) asks them if they're proud of what they accomplished. turns out the captain won. (i have headcanons for this too but this post is becoming too long so,,)
- enough about the squad, more about you and jean. right, so soon after Thanksgiving, the two of you finally have The Talk. after a particularly long day at the precinct, jean is slumped over his desk doing paperwork and everyone has almost already left. Connie had come over to ur place to tell you about the shitty day he had, and you fed him some dinner after that, and he fell asleep on your couch while watching a show (not an uncommon occurence) and his situation got you thinking about jean. you usually tried not to bother jean too much by sending too many messages or calling a lot, so he knows it's important when he gets a call from you. and he takes a break from work and answers and he swears you breathe life into him after he hears you ask him how he's doing. he tells you that "these muscles aren't for nothing" which gets a sigh and a laugh in return. "how long are you gonna stay at the precinct?" you ask him. "i don't know, the works never ending." he says and you've already made up your mind, taking a Tupperware of the dinner you had made, along with a thermos of coffee and head on over to the place. when you're downstairs, you call jean again and tell him to come down too and he's like "what are you doing here holy shit it's late" and you're like "yeah I could tell u the same thing. i got u sum food open up slut" and he leads you to the balcony to get some fresh air while eating (also because if he were to spill even a morsel of food on his desk after the cleaning crew had gone home, the captain would have his head on a plate. anyway. the terrace/balcony. do u see the parallels.
and you and jean get to talking, you tell him about your day and then are like "I'm sorry if I'm distracting you." "no I like the distraction. i don't mind it." and you smile but then just come out and say it "hey so what are we?" and jeans like "??? have I not asked u to be my partner yet?" and you decide to tease him a bit and are like "partner? are u recruiting me to be a detective?" "no! i mean, if that's what...your passion is, then yes, but please be safe. oh ur fucking with me. okay." and u laugh and kiss him on the cheek and he's like "no that's not gonna cut it" and then he grabs your face (GENTLY) and kisses you so softly and helplessly that you're glad he's holding your face otherwise your bones would've just fallen to the ground without structure.
uhh yes. thats all. if you'd like angst headcanons. hmu 😈 I'm not kidding this is so fun for me to think about I've been Thinking About It for like a month now
also! moodboard time!
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#i imaginge the visuals to be very like city love type??#as a city person myself like. imagine running for the metro w him or like. on slow days go to the market. the docs maybe.#and he has a bike! in this au!! which. like let ur imagine take that one tbh#firefly answers ⊰⊹#jean kirstein x reader#jean kirstein#jean kirschstein x reader#aot#jean kirstein x you#shingeki no kyojin#attack on titan#fireflys rambles#jean kirschtein#speci-fic ideas!#b99 au
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Altaïr: I got you one of those "plans" you're always on about
Malik: ...this is a map
Altaïr: Of guard patrols, yes. For the plan. Since you like plans.
Malik: Where did you get this map
Altaïr: ...
Malik: I know you didn't make this yourself, since it's
Malik: y'know
Malik: Actually Legible
Altaïr: Soooo, it's good? You like it?
Malik: That's not an answer
Malik: Altaïr
Malik: Altaïr
Malik: How many people died for this bizarre romantic gesture
Altaïr: ...Good talk
Malik: Goddamnit, novice
#altmal#you can't tell me altaïr has ever fully planned an assassination unless forced#it drives malik up the wall#malik walks into the bureau with a perfectly crafted plan based on the target's habits#with at least 2 backup escape routes#it took him weeks. he drew maps#meanwhile altaïr rolls up like “target'll be at the market at noon” and that's it that's the whole plan#infiltration methods are a 'on the walk over' problem#“how are you going to kill them?” “with a knife??? how tf else????”#the rudest part is it keeps working. there are no consequences for this tomfoolery#cut to malik seething in the background#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#altair is a little shit#mmw au#kind of
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Look it’s these guys. Car and Benadryl.
Cross and Killer fusion & XChara and Chara fusions basically idk they’re fun
#do not tag as ship#How do I tag this#sans au#sans oc#benadryl#car#chara au#undertale au#undertale oc#i haven’t worked out their story yet tbh#I got an idea but it’s not too good#lil doodles#anyways I’m gonna go back to watching my favourite youtuber market plier
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