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You ever hear the gross stories about people putting peanut butter on their junk and having a dog lick it off? This sounds bad but stay with me here, imagine it's marakov doing this with hound. Like it's a humiliation thing to break hound down or something and drive it into his head that he's no better than an actual dog. Marakov starving hound for awhile so he's famished and then pulling the peanut butter out. If hound wants to eat then the only food he can have will be the peanut butter he'll have to lick off marakovs cock.
Oh fuck that is disgusting and SOOO something Makarov would do. So here's a lil ficlet cause you got my brain going Brrrr
CW:NSFW, MDNI, Makarov x male reader, blowjob, peanutbutter food sex, toxic relationship, dom/sub dub-con, rough and quick, I дворняга - mongrel, mutt есть - eat, нет - no.
Rough fingers grip your jaw until it hurts, Makarov's thumb pressing down on your tongue to keep it flush with the bottom of your mouth. Drool and a bit of blood run down your chin, a small puddle already forming between your folded knees. The fingers on of his other hand wiggle your canine, uncaring of how your jaw trembles in an attempt not to bite him.
"Poor дворняга," Makarov chuckles, "Not liking your new teeth?"
Your 'new' teeth hurt like hell and that's saying something, gums around them still raw and irritated, knives stabbing at your entire jaw and down your throat whenever he wiggles the tooth even slightly. But you can't show that, don't bite the hand that feeds. So you swallow the sound of pain bubbling in your chest and shake your head as much as he allows you to do so.
You can see his smirk past the tears blurring your vision. "Good dog." He chuckles, pulling his fingers from your mouth to pat your head. "You must be hungry."
You are. Starving. You can't remember the last time you've been fed, probably before Makarov had your canines ripped from your mouth and replaced with metal, but the constant pain buzzing in your body makes it hard to keep track as the days blur together. You wordlessly nod your head, knowing better than to speak when he hasn't given you permission yet (you doubt you even could with how much your jaw hurts.)
Makarov leans back on your bunk, letting go of your jaw to fiddle with the jar of peanut butter. Unscrewing the lid he dips his pointer finder in and scoops up a big dollop of it. He holds it out for you, resting the back of his finger on your tongue. "Есть." He orders, tone leaving no room for arguing and you're quick to close your lips around his finger, tongue moving to lick it clean and trying to avoid nudging your teeth.
You've always hated the stuff since Price got you to try some when you were in America, the taste and texture making your skin crawl, but right now it may as well be ichor of the gods. Your stomach rumbles at finally being able to devour something, even if it's just a small scoop of peanut butter.
You open your mouth when you're done, spit clinging to Makarov's finger, and try your best to make a small whine. "Good, finally learning." He hums and sets the jaw down, unbuckling his belt.
Your heart stutters and drops to your stomach as you watch Makarov fish his half hard cock from his boxers, only needing a few strokes to get him fully erect. Makarov laughs at the face you make when he scoops up a good amount of the peanut butter and uses it like lube on his cock.
"Oh, did you think you would just get to eat?" He snorts, holding the base of his cock, "Нет, нет, нет you dumb mutt." He spreads his legs wider, patting his thigh. "You'll have to work for it, now есть."
You hesitate, some meager part of your pride absolutely unwilling, your stomach telling you to forget about that. Makarov waits, judgmental eyes locked on you, easily able to see the turmoil swirling in your eyes. He knows how to be patient, while he usually wouldn't tolerate disobedience, he knows he can't set up a hunting dog for failure and expect success so soon into your training.
His efforts bear fruit and you slowly shuffle forward on your knees. Even starved as you are, the wide span of your shoulders still forces his legs to spread wider. You hesitate some more, looking past his cock up at him, wondering if he really wants you to do this; is this a reward or just another way to tear you down?
"Do not make me repeat myself." He says, voice even and cool, but you're still perceptive enough to notice the sharp edge of danger in his tone, like a knife pressed into your throat.
Tentatively you lean in, fists clenching against your thighs as your tongue lolls out to hesitantly lick at his shaft. He doesn't rush you, doesn't degrade you, but his hand does settle on the back of your skull. You freeze, but he only hums, "Good dog." His hips twitch until his shaft bumps against your nose.
The hand on your head keeps you from pulling away, and your hunger soon wins out so you give a few experimental kitten licks. You start at the bottom, still uneasy about this, your tongue licking across his knuckles. Makarov purrs something in Russian you're not familiar with, his tone not sweet enough to make you think it's an insult, so you slowly continue up his shaft.
His precum mixes with the peanut butter, giving it a saltier tang that makes disgust curl in your stomach, humiliation making your face burn. Even your mind mocks you; Price's voice echoes somewhere in your ears "This is why we left you, you were just waiting for a chance to be a terrorist's whore." but that voice slowly gets quieter as Makarov's hand pets your head, making thinking about anything but the creamy peanut butter on your tongue difficult.
"Good dog, doing so well for me." Makarov hums, a pleased sound escaping his chest. The pleasure your mouth brings is miniscule compared to the sight of you - on your knees, eyes slowly closing as your malleable mind settles into static, drool smeared lips wrapping around his head to suck all the food your tongue missed - oh it's something else. He's seen many powerful men brought down to their knees, but nothing has ever made him harder than you right now.
You pop off his cockhead, chest frantically moving to draw breath, unfocused eyes staring at his drooling head before you look up. "Now wasn't that a good treat?" He asks, receiving your mumble in return, using your spaced out mind to smear more peanut butter on his head. "But you missed a spot. Go on, есть."
#gnome's tea break#gnome correspondence#cod mw2#x reader#male reader#hound-reader#good dog fic#vladimir makarov#vladimir makarov x reader#vladimir makarov x male reader#x male reader#cod modern warfare#trinkets of the hoard#tw toxic relationship#Makarov is his own warning#don't do this at home#call of duty makarov#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare
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I absolutely love your lore and designs for the Archivists! The gnomes are cool too and are welcome into my home anytime!
I'm glad you like them!:D
And don't worry, they already are
#I also love that you have a Raine pfp#it looks like Raine is inviting gnomes into their home and visual of them with gnoems is not one I expected#gnome#ask
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hey tumblr can i show you some photos of a house i found on real estate website a few years ago
too bad you have seen them now
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he's drinking her in in more ways than one 😌 i imagine Astarion loves hearing Gilly talk about her home, especially since she's genuinely excited for him to meet her family 😭
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#astarion/tav#deep gnome#tav#gilly stonewort#my ocs#my art#like i dont think astarion considered himself 'take home to your mother' material#but she wants to!!!
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YAY!! Fake collab with @wisesan04
And the original if anyone wants to do it too!
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#art#meow#kitsipher#silly#digital art#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home oc#welcome home art#cat#wally darling#gnome au#gnome
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something something about pike and grog standing in front of a broken keep while everyone else walks off into the sunset and finds comfort in their new roles elsewhere. something about the two who found family despite not sharing blood being the last left. something about how that can still feel like abandonment because no one thought to think about whether or not they had somewhere to go if everyone else also parted.
something something about BOTH of them being abandoned by their families before wilhand took them in except this time they can't even be upset about it cause everyone gets their happy ending EXCEPT for them
#pike trickfoot#grog strongjaw#'bard's lament should've--' NO SHUT UP THIS IS WORSE#PIKE AND GROG STILL HAD THE REST OF VM WHEN SCANLAN LEFT#THEY'RE IN THE RUINED REMAINS OF WHAT HAD BEEN THEIR HOME#PIKE WHO'S VALUE IS ABOUT REDEEMING AND HELPING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER FEELING STRIPPED OF ALL THAT#CAUSE SCANLAN DOESN'T NEED HER ANYMORE#GROG WHO LOVES THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM WITH HIS WHOLE HEART#LOSING ANOTHER FAMILY#tlovm spoilers#I'm fucking feral over these fucking GNOMES
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my friend is obsessed with knitting gnomes and has knit up a whole gnome army by now. i texted her "you should call it gnitting" and she has left me on read for three weeks.
#somebody laugh at my joke because clearly she's not going to#friendship endangered by knitting joke#my sister and i once had a wow guild called gnomes of vengeance#completely useless guild functionally because there are no gnome spellcasters (or weren't at the time anyway idk about now)#but popular in our server for the lols#go gnome or go home#yarn fandom
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My girl Twizzly Gummy Cookie ordered absolute CHAOS, froze the game, didn't leave a review, paid with ghost coins that didn't even count, left with the cake, AND THEN CAME BACK as if the cake never existed. I am stuck in a time loop. This game is self-aware.
#Cookie Run#Cookie Run Kingdom#Twizzly Gummy Cookie#CRK#no sugar gnomes were harmed#I am still waiting for Affogato to come home#sir please I have been refilling those piping bags with crystals every day#Art Tag
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on my extrapolating about characters arc so im thinking about. gorgug and riz. do u ever think of them
gorgug who grew up knowing intimately how much he stuck out like a sore thumb. riz who can count all the goblins in elmville on one clawed hand.
riz who hides behind walls and in dark corners because he cannot stand in a crowd and simply blend in; gorgug who wakes up his whole childhood in a room too small. two people who garner attention that they aren't seeking. riz the rogue whose keen eye notices, knows how people will stare if given the opportunity. gorgug who more often than not sits timidly with his headphones on and hands in his hoodie pocket, who hates the stomach flip when someone assumes he must be a barbarian, and hates the fact that he proves them right.
riz and gorgug who are different in their upbringings, but share the same quiet sense of unbelonging, in green skin and craned necks and cruel cruel assumptions
#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#(i didnt finish this post lol but im clearing my drafts. this is from MAY)#anyways it's about the solidarity. it's about different experiences but shared looks#it's about riz being raised second gen and gorgug's transracial struggles#(**third gen? sorry idr exactly ^^')#and they are different they are not the same but together they are less alone.#anyways i remember having more thoughts and headcanons on this but i just would like to post it lol#it's riz growing up knowing he he doesnt fit in with his peers#and gorgug growing up knowing he doesnt fit in at home#riz trying to connect with his heritage in ways that get him looks from strangers who don't understand#and gorgug trying to connect and getting looks from gnomes who don't understand him#do u get what i mean#fantasy racism#<- idk what im supposed 2 tag this so hopefully thats right#fantasy high
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Now draw Gustavo being happy, no more Gustavo angst
Does this count? 👀🫶
(Sorry this took so long to answer btw!! I was thinking what I should do for the question 😅🙇♀️)
#Pizza Tower#Gustavo- although a bit freaked out at first- honestly enjoyed the time in gnome forest#It felt like his home#His OLD home#And he generally felt very welcome there#Especially since he got it keep the outfit!! (He cherishes it dearly 💗💗)#Gustavo#Headcanon 👀#Ask#Request :D
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speaking of cannibalism
...cannibalism drabble..with....idk any of the characters
Like how would they react to Cannibal!reader
-- 👾 anon
Hmmm idk
I feel Johnny would be the most into it, freaky fucker that he is would be both disgusted and weirdly turned on. Like some vires in his head would cross when he sees you - Teeth dyed dark crimson, blood staining your chin, a chunk of raw flesh hanging from your mouth like you're a rabid dog - and he would get so hard. He doesn't know why, it's just some stupid animal part of him is turned on by the savagery you show your victims.
Would probably beg you to sink your teeth into his flesh when you're fucking. Bite him wherever, he doesn't care, just bite him until he bleeds and moans, unable to tell why the pain turns to pleasure somewhere along the way to his brain. He get's incredibly hard from seeing blood weep from the bitemarks across his chest, almost blows his load when you use his blood to slick his cock up. And when your bloody teeth bite on his cock head? Oh instant nut.
And he gets so sensitive from just this one orgasm when he usually can go a few more rounds, shaking like a leaf and whining nonsensical words in some ungodly combination of Gaelic and English. Mark up his thighs when he's like that, take your time grinding his tensed flesh between your teeth and before you know it he's not only hard, but also cumming untouched.
#gnome's tea break#gnome correspondence#cod mw2#x reader#male reader#john soap mactavish x male reader#john soap mactavish x reader#john soap mctavish x reader#john soap mactavish#cod modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#tw cannibalism#don't do this at homes lads#trinkets of the hoard#👾 anon
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Now hold on a gosh-diddly-darn minute, I noticed the entire time talking about a tipsy Peppino no one thought to ask this but what about tipsy GUS? I mean we saw him a li'l tipsy in the fastfood saloon escape, can I hear your thoughts about that/him please? Have they ever gotten tipsy together?
(I just like the mental image of the two alone, just being real giggly with each other (Gus just says "hey" and Peppi starts giggling which sets Gus off giggling) and being sappy goofs with each other <3)
HEEHEE u are so right and i am so sorry for withholding this information from the masses 😭
My homebrew for gnomes is that they are simultaneously hardy folk (able to eat virtually anything and immune to most poisonous creatures) AND extremely intolerant of alcohol. Theres no reason for that, i just like it alot :)
So Gus would be an extreme lightweight 😭 its SO bad; he cant speak clearly at all, he cant walk straight, he has the Worst hangovers and he wont remember anything from the previous night. The line between ‘pleasantly buzzed’ and ‘blackout drunk’ is so thin that Gus doesnt even try social drinking. If he MUST drink, it will be in the comfort of his own barebones apartment 😭 at least, until Peppino started hanging out with vigilante and his crew.
Gustavo LIKES drinking! Its just hard to find a good balance, and THATS bc he simply doesnt know how alcohol works. Peppino is like:
“Look ‘ere. All of these have a number somewhere on the bottle. Or a percentage. Lower the number, the better it is for you.”
Gustavo is like !!! Oh!!! That is very helpful! What would you recommend for me then?
“Probably…2-5%. 5-10 proof. Small 'a numbers.”
Gustavo nods, interested. He points at a bottle he recognizes from the last time he came here and got shitfaced. “That one up there; do you know how ‘a strong that one is? Or should i ask the bartender?”
Peppino squints at the company label. “45%.”
“Oh!” That makes sense. “Well what do you usually drink?”
“70%.”
“Oh!”
Peppino recommends some of the LIGHT light wines, the ones that barely have a hint of anything. Theyre sweet (which Gustavo loves so very very much) and for the first time in a very long time, he Stays buzzed instead of immediately faceplanting into being blackout drunk.
Hes very. Playful. Is what Peppino would describe a tipsy Gustavo. He hesitates to use the term ‘flirty’ because that is not whats happening. But hes like. Clearly entertaining some gruff looking men like five times his size as they ramble drunkenly about random shit like ‘waow….thasso cool…and then what happened???’
Its funny at first bc Gustavo is so fucking TINY that all you can see of him, in the group of men as they yapyapyap about some inane shit that Gustavo wont even remember, is his tiny little tail 😭 It is less funny, however, when Peppino catches himself rambling about work and Gustavo is like (ears perked; tail swaying) ‘mmhmm. wrow…thats ‘a kinda nice…what else did you do??’ Peppino is like *buffering* (‘something is happening right now that will need to be addressed at a later time. Do not forget DO NOT FORGET. URGENT!!!!’)
Otherwise Gustavo is just a silly guy. Vigilante will make a joke and he laughs so low and deep that he sounds downright villainous 😭 Peppino will point out something stupid on the TV and like hours later Gus is like ‘…heeeuehuuueee…..do u remember [insert stupid reference] and Peppino will giggle. Peppinos affinity for throwing around ilus are met with Gustavo going ‘😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊’ with absolutely no way to even pretend to mask it.
Gustavo has fun being out in the saloon but he really enjoys drinking in Peppinos house. Its not nearly as loud as the saloon and theres usually homecooked foods like breads and soups (Because Peppino stress-cooks ALL the time). Brick gets to stay indoors instead of waiting outside the saloon, so Gustavo gets to mess with his soft fur contentedly. He just gets to be cozy; its quite nice 😊
#answered#chattin#///#////#/////#gustavo#peppino#pepstavo#alcohol#drinking#i still have to answer that anon asking about pepstavo hcs so i hope this helps a little fhjdbdjdndkd#additional context is that; gnomes stay mostly in the forest. so theres not alot of outsider influence#gustavos a bit of a traveller; he likes exploring and seeing whats outside the forest. and he usually comes back with goodies#alcohol is just one of those things he tried during a trip or two and it always fucked him up#never looked into it; some shit is best left alone lmao#unrelated to that#but the alt though that peppino had; i was going to say (something el gee bee tee is happening…)#which made me laugh but i cant make him say stuff like that fhdjbdjdjdjd#also note that Gustavo does not drink often at all; he will accompany peppino to the saloon and let him get tipsy w his friends#he will entertain their silly shenanigans and bring Peppino home when theyre done#and if hes hanging out at peppinos house he will lounge around listening to peppino blabber about nothing#and drink some ciders :)#he only drinks like. 10% of the time. hes a social drinker but ONLY when he feels like it#and ONLY if peppino is with him#ALSO ALSO#IMPORTANT#you must know that Gustavo is NEVER sitting while in the saloon#he is standing on his barstool w his hands on the countertop
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So cute.
#autumn decor#fall#autumn#nature#fall aesthetic#cozycore#gnomes#pumpkins#fall flowers#home decor#garden#for you#beautiful#tumblr
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When Karlach feels safe enough to actually sleep heavily, a recurring nightmare of hers does not involve the Blood War, but the installation of the infernal engine.
- This was done with 0 pain management.
- it is where the burn scars on her shoulders / back came from.
- While the schematics of the infernal engine were likely intricately detailed, chances are whoever physically installed it shoved the vents in there when they realised the heat was going to kill her, and that would be a waste of resources.
- She survived it on a very, VERY lucky series of constitution rolls.
- she effectively relives being drowned in literal hellfire and feeling her skin blister and burn under the fire.
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Basically a moth
Plus bonus doodles of what I imagine other hsh cryptids to maybe look like:
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