#giving girlboss and malewife

[craeatus]

My favorite hostile babies

[moonilit]

people sometimes assign the ‘girlboss x malewife’ trop to Dickkory, when really i don’t think thats them, they both equally badass and equally traumatize, Kory is very feminine, and outside of her perception of modesty is lady like while Dick is fairly masculine, Kory was put in the damsel in destress position before while Dick is this man in command and leader all the time, what works for them is that they actually respect each other, communicate together, and let the other do what they are good at doing

Kory is a girlboss she is a worrier princess who is growing to be a strong and powerful but compassionate leader who would literally one day be a Queen! Dick is not really a malewife, a malewife would be taking on a traditionally feminine gender role leaving the more masculine ones to his wife etc. Dick doesn’t really, he didn’t even organize his apartment until kory showed up. no Dick is a king, a powerful ally, an incredible leader and a brilliant mind capable of gaining the trust and respect of the world superheros to the point they will follow him anywhere. They complement each other, they are a power couple, a King and Queen!

other tropes i could see them fall into are that add extra flavors are

Star Soulmates obviously

Favorite human

married Couple lol

(if you ship them all the way Dick would have like 17 new siblings, so: Big family older brother with many siblings plus the one who lost their own)

You can also insert extra flavor depending on how you like writing them like both are touch starved but specifically for a kind touch because they been hurt a lot. sunshine and sunshine protector but mutual because they are both each others sun and its very cold snd dark without the other around laughing and smiling. Traveling through time and space to find each others in every universe. Looks normal… but when you get to know them… they both a special kind of insane. Hot couple. Etc.

[aetsiv]

every time i see someone mischaracterize matthias as a dumb, blonde, malewife with no personality except being nina's (dead) boyfriend i want to fistfight god and cause the mass extinction of humanity

[eashgirl]

Question do you have any human/tf ships? just curious

I don't have a lot really just TC/Marissa

I just think they're really cute Look at them

[total-karma]

Reading aleheather fics and killing myself because Nobody gets them like i do

[an-oddlyfluffycarpet]

I'm sorry I refuse to accept that wyldfyre gets a boyfriend. Her and euphrasia are smooching I don't make the rules.

[rizz-penguin]

the bride and the ugly ass groom

[madamegemknight]

genuinely baffling to me that people think kermiggy is a girlboss x malewife ship. you think kermit the frog is a malewife? kermit "ran an emmy-award winning show when he was in college" the frog?? kermit "host of the muppet show/head of muppetelevision/producer of muppets tonight" the frog??? kermit "lobbied in Real Actual Life for the passing of a proposed amendment to the animal welfare act" the frog???? that kermit the frog?????

[theno1joelhater]

OH GOD NEW CGCU VIDEO. LONG FORM. EMILY WOKERSON STORYLINE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok back to my normal thoughts (with spoilers btw)

timothy bichboy is a submissive and breedable bottom 🤯 (are you surprised? i’m not)

they added xavier child (or childe? who knows this was written right after the vid was posted). wonder how the guy who kept suggesting him feels. elated, most likely. (i don’t know what i was expecting for xavier’s voice but it wasn’t this) he also seems…reasonable? kind of?

“Tim, shut your trap for 15 seconds.” not a healthy relationship core!! also every time emily calls timothy tim i have a heart attack since i think she’s talking about iddboy and not bichboy

the throwing your kid thing. seemed like it’d be a gag but it’s not and i like that cam is taking it seriously instead of being dismissive.

the way timothy backed down so quickly…

when timothy catches the baby, he says “got him!” or something like that. he could be saying “got em!”, but it’s unlikely. this is proof that the baby uses he/him pronouns (/j, i think it means the baby is male. we’ll see next saturday i guess)

about xavier showing up—does this mean frank snitched on emily about the baby tossing? or is ray and max’s deal finally coming into fruition? oh i hope it’s the latter dude that would be so interesting. more of ray’s sinister side (that doesn’t relate to his name) and max actually doing something bad instead of being a criminal. maybe max will eventually turn against ray, and put value on things other than money. i need max harm character development and ray cist death (cam discussed this in a live prior).

also. xavier. he’s wearing the gus lighter shirt. the same one as gus lighter. this is clearly foreshadowing new gus lighter video gus lighter video im going insane he’s actually my favorite character i love him so much you could never comprehend he is my savior my light in the darkness my hope my dreams my life i need him

[rottingroadmeat]

thinking about him still. hollis husband

his name is hubert hidesythe and hes the motherlobes cool epic stoner uncle.

id say his specialization is clairvoyance ans time bubble. maybe projection?? (helmut's thing) maybe hes more of an intelligence guy than field agent. hes hollis' like. second in command. her right hand man.

He's really good at what he does despite seemingly being a lazy bum.

they met as junior agents. had a romance sashamilla style but Hubert actually had the balls to ask Hollis out. They look like oil and water next to eachother but their chemistry is unmatched.

you dont see him during PN2 bc the guy was taking a vacation. Hollis refused to go (shit was too busy in the hq atm) but made him go anyway. By the end Hollis finally joins him in vacation time. They return like weeks later and the interns-now-agents are just FLOORED because who is this MAN how is he HOLLIS' HUSBAND what kind of WITCHCRAFT was involved bc theres no way.

sorry i just think he's SILLY okay.

[toooceanblue]

The way Brian Murphy and Brennan Lee Mulligan said in adventuring party that they'd talked about it before the campaign and they're fine with Elody and Gerard not getting back together...,my enemies......

[uncreativeocs]

Yo I have no idea what this is called but it’s my favourite thing ever

[hexellent]

Thinking about it, Big is starting to curate a type:

Moms who are fuckin buff.

[jrueships]

jrue holiday please? 🥺

ifuckin LOOOOOOVEEEEEE JRUE HOLDAY!!!!!!!!!

[zanguntsu]

the only byakuya ship in my eyes is ichiverse byahisa

[sydns]

Monspeet needs a malewife costume.

and also a bunny suit