#He is besotted. insane. Obessed with her. she is mostly normal about him
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Reading aleheather fics and killing myself because Nobody gets them like i do
#Like yes Heather is in charge#But they are not basic girlboss malewife couple OKAY just because the girl is in charge doesnt make them boring everyman couple#They match each other's freak in disgusting and horrible ways#Hes charming and polite and puts on the Charm to nice old ladies in the checkout line#Heather does not give a fuck she is rude and bitter even to nice old ladies#He knows not to step out of line but he pushes every one of her buttons#He is besotted. insane. Obessed with her. she is mostly normal about him#he would die for her. She would not. but she would kill for him#This is not them as teenagers btw this is when they are married and old and have liver failure and cancer and shit#Omggg Failmarriage Divorce hearing aleheather AU! Who wants it#They keep edging the general public with threats of divorce#their divorce lawyer HATES THEM!!!!!#will they won't they but it's whether or not they'll stay together#aleheather
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