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Yo squad I don’t know what this aesthetic is called so I tried to recreate it can someone help

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me with my lalaloopsies

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lmao my sister and I grew up on octonauts and we both HATED the American dub because we were terrified of peso in particular (we were too used to the British accents and it was jarring) so whenever it was on and we heard his voice we’d both scream and go “BAD PESOS BACK TURN IT OFF” until our mum would turn it back to the British version

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overanalysing axe-assassin albertson because I have no life (part 1)

Alright so from the first screen, we can see that the story takes place in the year 2122. It also says that “after a century of valiant but futile struggle, life on planet Earth is no more”. This tells us that whatever terrible thing happened to wipe out all life (apart from KASCAID) began around now, or more specifically two years ago. I’ll come back to that.

The intro is about KASCAID, an artificial intelligence and the last sentient being left on Earth. KASCAID oversees the archive of humanity’s achievements, which includes musicals, so basically KASCAID gets bored and decides to watch Hamilton.

Unfortunately, the recording of Hamilton that KASCAID owns is corrupted, so it only has fragments of the recording, and no sound. KASCAID uses lip reading to dub over the footage it has, but since it isn’t completely accurate, the result is Axe-Assassin Albertson. This means that Axe-Assassin Albertson - even within the canon of the series - isn’t real, right? 

BUT! KASCAID’s dub is based off its understanding of human history, KASCAID’s story and AAA are both set in a post apocalyptic environment, and KASCAID a little later on than AAA, so it’s not impossible that AAA’s storyline is at least inspired by what actually happened to the world during the century between now and 2122. 

Alright, first song! This is Theme, the first song in the musical. We listened to the extended versions of the songs as well as the shortened ones in the videos. 

Ok so!!!! In the first verse the character of Axe-Assassin Albertson introduces himself, and also says the lines ‘this place can’t save itself. May I suggest you run? I suggest you run’. This establishes Axe-Assassin as some kind of heroic character.

Second verse we get some lore! Axe-Assassin tells us we’re meant to be running ‘down to the underground locked-down city’ to hide from radiation rays, so there’s our setting, a city hidden underground because the surface is uninhabitable. He continues to say that he can feel something in his shoulders, presumably age because the next line states that he is ‘growing older by the day’. The verse ends with ‘they say the sky wasn’t always this grey’, which is kinda sad bc it implies that many of the people hiding underground have never seen how the surface used to be. 

‘It's the story and the glory/Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it/But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it/It's being human’ Honestly don’t have much to say about this verse, it just goes kinda hard so I wanted to add it here. It almost implies that humanity’s hubris or other mistakes were partially at fault for the world ending, and it wasn’t all due to the invasions. Makes sense, since other lyrics hint at the use of nuclear weapons.

‘I am inspector/I am inspector of Bleaker Town/The third worst habitat in Sector K of Thunderground/Status is tragic/What I scavenge is magic/I'll learn to make the pеople laugh/See the terminus in Q4’/Alright this gives us some more about the underground city, as well as Axe-Assassin himself, or should I say Inspector Albertson. It seems that the underground space is split into sectors and habitats, which could (?) correspond to American states and cities, since Hamilton is about the USA and stuff (I’m not American so I wouldn’t be an expert). I’m considering Thunderground a country, Sector K a state, and Bleaker Town a town (obv) or more accurately a city. Thunderground seems to use a status system for the quality of life and safety in these sectors and habitats. Bleaker Town’s status is ‘tragic’, which doesn’t give much hope for Sector K as a whole, since tragic seems like the worst you can have apart from if the habitat was completely destroyed. At least Bleaker Town has an inspector 😀. Anyway, about scavenging magic. I think that line means that the machinations of Thunderground runs off ‘magic’, probably something dubbed magic by scientists, maybe brought over to Earth during one of the invasions (I’ll come back to those too). Since Bleaker Town’s status is tragic, it’s unlikely they have enough magic for it to function like most habitats, and Axe-Assassin wants to fix this. Axe-Assassin is also an aspiring comedian, which is brought up later in the musical. (I have no clue what the last line means so if anyone can help with that I’m all ears)

It says that the ‘air is poison’, which is likely just more description of the Overspace (the world at ground level). It could also mean that the air in Sector K is poisonous, and since I believe the sectors are similar to the districts in the Hunger Games I think that Sector K is either nearest to the surface, at risk of being invaded, or already has been invaded. This brings us to the next line; ‘You’ll hear a noise on the wind and then a Doppelgänger from the Overspace appears again’. Sector K’s status is likely tragic because it has fallen into disrepair due to being invaded by the creatures and dangers from the Overspace, and this includes Doppelgängers. Doppelgängers are brought up more frequently than other invaders throughout the musical, so they seem to be the most immediate threat. The rest of the verse just describes Axe-Assassin using his axe to fight ‘demons’, which probably mean Doppelgängers and other invaders.

Now, a few choruses later, we have another important lore verse. This is spoken rather than sung, and talks about the three invasions that caused the destruction of the Overspace. The first is describes as ‘unheralded, unseen’, and coming from within, so we can assume that this means the Doppelgängers. We don’t get confirmation where they came from, but since the other two invasions are either hinted to or confirmed to be alien, we can also assume that the Doppelgängers are from another planet as well (they could also be manmade, but yea I’m just speculating). The second invasion is by ‘rocky leviathans’, which ‘trailed glowing ribbons across the sky’ and dealt ‘blow after devastating blow to the planet’s surface’. This could either mean meteors, or literal stone giants. The third invasion is described as the most damaging, as ‘humanity was forced to assimilate a new understanding of its place in the cosmos’. This very clearly hints at aliens, which is all but confirmed in the later song Pregnant and Unwell (it makes sense in context). Apparently, during the apocalypse, human scientists learned how to communicate with trees so 🤷

Another short prechorus(?) states ‘They say the day is gonna come where we won’t have to run’, and since Axe-Assassin’s name is mentioned in this verse it may mean that while Axe-Assassin is just a hotshot axe-wielding inspector and aspiring comedian from Godforsaken Bleaker Town, there’s some kind of prophecy or at least rumour that he’ll make it so humanity can live without fear again and take the Overspace back!! (i have no idea what I’m doing with my life)

There are a few more choruses, which end with ‘He plays the sitar and he’s obsessed with centaurs and he’s Inspector Albertson, Inspector Axe-Assassin Albertson!’ which I physically cannot stop quoting, but anyway cool more Axe-Assassin lore

ANYWAY THIS TOOK AGES TO WRITE SO EXPECT MORE BUT NOT SOON BYE

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read fnaf in the flesh now

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Some really stupidly good horror stories floating around on fimfiction dot net

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I just blinked twice really quickly and in between the two blinks my entire vision was filled with a random slightly stretched out image of Jack sparrow pirates of the Caribbean

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hi Edith 😔

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I’m 2 what

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hey sexy why dont you shagke that angle side side

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The only emotions I have are the ones on bluemoji.io

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shout out to whoever did the English sub for dead apple on hianime if ur out there dude I hope you know you were so funny for no reason 😭

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I wish it was normal to wait like forever to answer someone online like YES I took a couple months to figure out how to reply to your comment WHAT OF IT

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you know a songs good when the title’s in all caps

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goofy thing i painted while little yesterday 💞

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man I dunno why Spotify has so many brainrot mixes for literally no reason but here is some of my ‘Rizz Mix’.

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have had the Blake and Mortimer theme song playing very loudly in my head for a while now. getting slightly concerned but it’s a bop so who cares