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Foolish: So- wait, what do we all need to do then? Do we just- do we just enjoy?
Roier: Uhh just um, just-
Maxo: Enjoy! Enjoy it!
Roier: Yes, enjoy, enjoy, because we are going to do, um-
Foolish: [looking at Vegetta] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy...
Vegetta: Foolish… *takes off his clothes* enjoy.
Foolish:
#Foolish#Foolish Gamers#Vegetta777#Fooligetta#QSMP#Vegetta#Literally what was that stream even LMFAO#Anyways Foolish was one of the best additions to QSMP solely because of how he frickin reacted to Vegetta stripping like this#frickin me 2 dude#everyone was quick to accept Foolish into the Spanish community for a variety of reasons#but also because he's just as insane about Vegetta as the rest of us#Good taste king#Fooligetta isn't my thing personally but Foolish's enthusiasm is hopelessly charming I'll give him that lol#It's a very fun unhinged ship#Roier#Maximus#April 26 2023#I know a lot of people have already seen this clip probably but nobody frickin included the part where Foolish turns to Leo like#''oh right you should probably cover your eyes''#that killed me#Also his ''wtf'' at seeing Roier LMAO poor Roier it's ok bud#*I* personally liked the skin Vegetta chose before going with this one but alas
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a very interesting (and endearing, at least to me) detail about jean's character is how he tends to fix himself during a confrontation. (long post ahead)
despite the fact he looks just fine, he does it to self-soothe more than anything, because he knows he has no control over the situation. so if he can't get through harry, at least he's in control of how he looks. and he can look BETTER, more put together than harry, so he makes sure to show him that. every time.
constantly readjusting, correcting, dusting himself off every time he's confronting his former partner because i think he has a severe inferiority complex (since harry outranks him and refuses to accept any promotion, which makes jean perpetually stuck as a satellite-officer, tied to a self-destructive man who's also good at what he does + harry has had a chance at a love that's so redeeming that he pictures her as the game's equivalent of God, a love that jean desperately yearns for so he hates harry for blowing it, and hates himself for never finding such a love despite the fact he's more put together than harry, or so he claims) that flares up every time harry's in the vicinity. i don't think jean has problems asserting himself when harry's not around, though. we've seen that here.
jean's perfectly capable of being authoritative, and has power over his colleagues, contrary to popular belief on this website. of course, provided harry's not there.
because he'll start slipping every time. his body language is also incredibly stiff, i'm assuming it's to seem like he's composed, but that falls apart when you notice how many times he struggles with his breathing, how many times he has to collect himself.
naturally, since kim also outranks him, jean behaves the same way with him although less emotional. he loses the spite, turns a little more submissive, though his pride doesn't completely disappear, like authority indicates. i also believe it's because kim didn't address him properly, therefore jean didn't feel the need to extend more than basic respect towards him.
it's very interesting to see, since he seems to have this ongoing inner conflict between his pride and his self-hatred. believing he's better than harry, yet crumbling at his presence. laying down and taking it, then suddenly revolting. being in control until the reason you're forced to take control shows up, then suddenly you're not in control anymore and you have to fix your hair and your tie and dust your suit and cough to look like you have your shit together. to prove that you're better. jean's trying to tell harry that he's BETTER than him! that's why he does all of that shit! he's terrified of ending up like that! he's even more terrified of the fact that despite being the mess he is, harry IS better than him! HELLO!
#lav thinks#he's so INTERESTING!!! i wish all jean discourse starters a very shut the fuck up#i've been seeing some shit takes abt him not having power over anyone/him never doing his job etc n it's sooooo tiring#like give it a rest idk play the game again w your eyes OPEN this time!#i love him he's so interesting.... sososo fascinating#jean vicquemare#disco elysium
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toji is so dad sometimes it's so hot
#sees you do everything even when he's not looking#always knows when you're lying#gives you lectures about how you'll catch a cold if you don't wear proper clothes#does the proper dad pose while watching tv#says he's just resting his eyes and then falls asleep#can fix everything and everything#does not fuck around about his meat#like beef and chicken get your mind out of the gutter smhhhh#anyway#lip bite emoji#nobody question me i can't think too deeply abt this or my brain will melt away#save me papa toji save meeeeeee:333333333#mayor of loserville
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Starsnout and Pencils⁉️
#aka me redesigning them#never got the the rest of them. but i might#i think their body types should've been diverse in the Netflix show too not just the yt show#not like it even mattered to me in the yt show because damn. THEM NIGGAS WAS UGLY AS HELL LOL#The proportions of the face..... the snout..... the eyes...... the legs#just..... ew#unappealing as hell to me#uhhh only other thing coming to mind for these two is i wanted to give Sunny more main character hair#i know twilight's mane is boring as hell but idk. it's my redesign! I'm following new rules. where i want them to look cuntier#mlp#my little pony#my little pony make your mark#mlp mym#sunny starscout#pipp petals#mlp g5#mlp g5 redesign#my art#digital art
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there is a very specific image in my head of early-mid 20’s iwaizumi hajime
#iwaizumi x reader#and he’s the guy taking on an internship in his senior year with minimum load for his classes#bc he’s planned it all out since starting college#you see him in parties because he has the time & he works so hard it’s only right he plays hard too#every time you lock eyes he gives you a small smile#there’s an air about him that isn’t cocky but isn’t too shy; a comfort that settles into his skin like he’s sure of who he is#—of what he wants & it definitely isn’t hauling up his drunk friends and a few acquaintances up his car#but some of them are your friends and you’re helping him so maybe it isn’t so bad#he drops you off with your roommate and you rarely see him after#until you spot him at some bar (again) and he’s wearing a tight fitting polo (it’s his uniform you later notice)#it’s a year or two after your graduation and when you lock eyes across the room there’s something so familiar yet wholly different#he’s confident now & maybe a little flirty too when he tells you he’s working as an assistant to shadow one of his mentors#you catch up for the rest of the night and your friends have long since gone ahead#he still knows what he wants and it’s to bring you home—not that way (not yet); you’re a little suspicious because#you know there’s /something/ but he drives you home like a gentleman. without really trying anything (and maybe part of you wishes he did)#it’s iwaizumi though and he knows what he wants—to ask you out properly (one he’s been thinking about since chance encounters in uni)#and he’s hoping that when he asks you can tell just how much he likes you#hajime#i want him so bad im crying#there is a whole workd of backstory to this but i got lazy typing it#shotorus.bubble
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The Matrix Resurrections: Featurettes
#mom said it's my turn on the old man#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#that's a long boi#pls just let me hold one (1) of those catchers mitts you call hands#me 5'4": i will pick him up#im a vegetarian but my kfc order's gonna be 2 thighs#no one: keanu: 🤘#why is he eternally boyfriend shaped#i really need to rest#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#EYE CRINKLES#THEY ARE A SOURCE OF LIFE#i love arm#that's a smiley boy#are you even alive if it doesn't want to make you smile back i don't think so#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#but im open to negotiate payment#a man's collarbone can turn me into a victorian gentleman who just got a glimpse of an ankle#keke pls
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Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. /gen
#WHAT A RELIEF im not entirely straight#everything is normal here guys#im not that into it. the rest of them can eat you#im here for the red one#hugh jackman#sorry there's really nothing from me. try again when im on my period next month.#i might reconsider then#the others are reacting the way i do about deadpool's zoom at the honda hatefuck lol#you're sexiest when you're giving your co star heart eyes
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Still thinking about being childhood friends with Ajax and knowing him after he gained Foul Legacy
Like just sitting in his room, curled up under blankets and watching the snow fall as Foul Legacy chitters and chirps at you, hands gently holding ur face.
Foul Legacy getting sad cause as Ajax gets older n taller so does Legacy, but that means he can’t really fit in your lap anymore :(( Him trying to clamber into your lap like a big dog and he just ends up laying on you, like a big ol weighted blanket
houhh my boy, i wannaa hold his face [📺]
*slaps post* this right here is my favorite thing ever, in the history of forever
see, you're used to Snezhnaya's weather; you've lived there all your life, it's basically inevitable. but that doesn't mean that you LIKE Snezhnaya's weather- in fact, you hate it. the frigid air brings sickness no matter what time of the year, the ice makes everything slippery, and the few times it does warm up the roads are always full of slush. the only saving grace is that the snow is pretty, you just prefer watching it from inside, a sentiment which Foul Legacy shares with you. Ajax used to like dragging you outside for ice fishing on such days, but now it seems that he's more than content to let his Abyssal half take the reins, and Legacy has firmly decided that there's no better place to be than next to you, preferably with several blankets and some hot chocolate
when the time comes that Foul Legacy can't fit on your lap anymore (for the record, Ajax can't either- he can lift you up now though!!) you propose a new idea- blanket forts!! you're very good at making them and it also means that there'll be enough space for both of you. you build them near the window so you can watch the snowflakes flutter to the ground, Legacy's chin on your shoulder and arms wrapped around your waist as he purrs. he and Ajax only feel truly at peace in your presence, although it becomes more melancholic when Ajax is shipped away to the Fatui, waking up cold in the middle of the night and missing your comforting hugs... hopefully you'll be able to forgive him for leaving you behind, though he's not sure that Legacy will ever forgive himself
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#chit chat#📺anon#rest assured that Ajax/Legacy become so soft in your hands when you meet again#at that point he almost doesn't recognize you from how much you've grown#but Legacy does. you still have the same kind eyes and the same scent#Ajax gives you his other earring by the way. even if you don't have pierced ears#and the first thing you do is snuggle by the fireplace#Legacy puts his head on your lap#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening :)#FAVE
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I took my sweet time playing through @diasporatheblog these past few months and finally brought myself to finish it yesterday (so sad it's over sobs)
#diaspora game#diaspora#cog#if#interactive fiction#sangarinus#sangarinus nabor#tintabrancaart#tintabrancaocs#tintabrancaocfalgaraile#if you saw me post this twice u didnt. tumblr loves to hate me sigh sigh#anyway !!#this game waow#ancient rome is a huge fixation for me so castulia was a treat to explore and visualise#esp bc the game doesnt take place in the capital (rather in a port city which. yesssss)#okok so my fool falgaraile (falga to their friends).. they/it legend#they're a bit more on the serious side wrt personality#partly bc of the stress of their responsibilities but also bc they're fairly straightforward in their manner#it's exhausted by the wars and conflicts around clan maghnus which def contribute to the stress#refreshed and looking forward to the possibility of peace. looks at balthasar#falga's eye got eviscerated in a raid when it was a teenager so now they have a prettified prosthetic in its place#some scars on their legs too but yea#it turns out you cant big brain your way out of every fight !! and it learned the hard way lmao#but yeye gosh i used a mixture of diaspora's worldbuilding and celtiberian material culture as refs for their design#because that is where my heart lies :'D#oh and sang !! i didnt go too hard on his design because it's a little more set in stone already#i love him he's such a lil (big) guy.. my buddy my pal. mwah#i have a very strong mental image of his face so i had to give it a few tries to really nail down#im glad w how it came out !!#ahh okok i need to rest but yes i love diaspora i love the setting and characters :'D i will be replaying it while i still can
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The idea that Gascoigne and Henryk were hunting partners (presumably with Henryk being Gascoigne's elder and mentor) and that Viola was Henryk's daughter is the funniest shit. Like how do you think that went over.
#bloodborne#father gascoigne#old hunter henryk#bloodborne viola#i do like the idea that it was actually quite poignant. a young gascoigne who'd been slowly falling for viola and her for him#he's terrified to say anything at all to henryk. this man who's taught him so much and been such a wonderful hunting partner alongside him#hes so worried about how it would look#that he's some corrupted man looking to bed his mentor's daughter#but oh. she's become everything to him#and so he puts aside his fear for the sake of tending to the societal sensibility of asking his beloved's father for her hand#and it takes all the courage he can muster.#god not even beasts can make a man tremble like the judgmental eyes of the father of the woman he loves#henryk initially doesn't take to it well#honestly the thoughts gascoigne dreads him thinking probably crop up in a quick rush. but then. he pauses himself.#he considers the sort of man his mentee is#he considers how happy viola seems when gascoigne spends time with the family#he considers his daughter is a lively young adult who'll probably just elope with him anyway if things are made difficult by tradition#he chuckles to himself as he thinks that. and he softens to the idea#if there's anyone his little viola will be happy with. it's this man.#he gives a curt nod and gives his first and only warning#you've got my blessing. but know that if you ever lay a hand on her that isn't loving. i'll have your head.#and so the rest is history. and in that moment all is well. and in that moment these men know not the future they will face.
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What do Starlo's eyes look like under the glasses?
Most likely: Two black dots like the rest of his family, albeit with a severe squint considering his coke bottle glasses.
Okay?: Blue eyes or something that stands out from the rest of his family
Bad: The most moe, shoujo anime girl eyes you have ever seen. They have every highlight, lowlight, thick eyelashes, and look ridiculously detailed.
#the third option is a gag (obviously) but IDK why people give him blue eyes when the rest of his family have little black dots for eyes#if you aren't willing to love your man when he has two black sesame seeds for eyes then do you really love him???#undertale yellow
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Alright know what here's a little Guild Wars 2 reblog game for everybody; what mounts (if any) do your characters have in their canon, do they have names? Personalities? How'd they meet??
Spill it all below, tell me about all your creatures!!
#my posts#gw2#guild wars 2#thinking about this a lot lately since mine def do!#I'll start: Pirkko has branded mounts and while I haven't named most of them. they were all branded over by Aurene#because they'd been corrupted by Kralkatorrik and they wanted to see if Aurene's magic could purify them in some way#it usually didn't work but Pirkko keeps the ones they saved#Larimar is her skyscale. his egg was tainted by the Brand before he hatched so Aurene was barely able to save him#he's a chivalrous knight type and is known to be just as noble as the Commander who raised him. brave. bold. kind of a dork.#while the Commander is fighting he circles up above and swoops down to rescue injured soldiers from the front line#Saoirse meanwhile gets the SoTo skyscale egg and that hatches into Nightshade. he's fierce and protective too#but in a much more 'loyal guard dog' sort of way as opposed to trying to help everyone else as well. he's an axejaw!#in Regrowth Ceara gets Foxglove because the Commander and Gorrik could NOT manage this little troublemaker#she's too smart for her own good and is CONSTANTLY causing problems. so basically just like Ceara HDKDHDH#Foxglove's a lunarmane! and she's very fluffy and cute and will give you the big shiny eyes to mooch all your food. evil#Ruju meanwhile has a full cast of different mounts who all were troublemakers in different ways when he found them#his griffon Windshear's a northern featherwing that was notorious for carrying off travelers in Lornar's Pass. turned out she was just bore#she's very playful and mischievous and still grabs him on a regular basis. he absolutely hates this#his fulgurite ridgeback jackal Thunderclap was a rogue jackal that the djinn had him help recapture and tame#he's imbued with Ruju's air element magic and is known to make the air spark and smell of ozone when he's annoyed#then there's Blitz his lepidote brute skyscale! he likes bloodstone magic and kept nipping everyone until it was finally provided#the rest I don't have in-game yet but I DO have concepts for the skimmer/warclaw/raptor. the 1st 2 I know what skins I want too#the skimmer will be a frosty-dyed lithosol named Frostbite. it's an ice elemental that terrorized Frostgorge Sound#the warclaw is a spinetail nian with jungle colors since it's supposed to be a smokescale-type saurian critter#and the raptor is SUPPOSED to be the jungle raptor that plointt grew to huge size and promptly tried to eat him#BUT there isn't a skin that feels close enough yet so rip. Fang is a handful tho and keeps trying to chew on Inquest HDJDGDH#ANYWAY. that's all of mine. throws this into the wind
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defending kipperlily copperkettle online isn't enough. i need a gun.
#fantasy high#fhjy#d20 fhjy#“ummm did you know she KILLED people she MURDERED them”#well yes! and i do not care#she is sixteen years old. look me in the eyes and tell me you weren't kind of awful when you were sixteen#ESPECIALLY when you take into account she's been manipulated since freshman year by a teacher#and infected by a rage god. like come the fuck on guys#honestly i think kipperlily copperkettle is a perfect example of main character blindness#because if riz or fig or kristen had done the shit she's doing i'd see the fandom bending over backwards to defend them#but because she's positioned as the antagonist instead of a loveable main party member she's apparently irredeemable#because what you do as a teenager is what you're like for the rest of your life. I Guess.#idk man if these posts viscerally hating her existence were being made by teens i wouldn't give a shit#but i saw someone saying she's a monster who's like. 35.#like be soooooooo serious.#my post#mine
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When my tattoo artist takes "breaks" he doesn't move or go anywhere, just vapes and looks at his phone for five minutes in the same spot in silence and then is like alright then let's go again. Very real
#He's always like this job is giving me back and eye problems. Girl you don't REST your back or eyes.#Anyway you can go and get a dumbass tattoo of something stupid like a knife on a work night. It's allowed#Emery 2k24
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i feel so pathetic for feeling like this
#i can’t eat in a fucking restaurant without being on the verge of tears because contamination scares me that fucking much#we ate this snack and it fell on me and now i’m going to be fucking thinking about it the whole day#on the plane my mom’s packed wet issue grazed my leg and i can’t fucking stop thinking about it#on the plane everyone kept touching behind my seat to pass through and my head is full of thoughts that their hands are dirty and if i rest#my head my hair will be dirty and i’ll have to wash my hair so many times to get it all out#this morning i had a hot chocolate and it got a little on my chin and i can’t lean my head because if i do it that will spread anywhere#any thing to do with food is so scary. i’m TRYING to be more comfortable around food im trying to imagine scenarios of me eating something#and the perceived negative consequences happening and me not giving into my compulsions despite of it#it’s so fucking hard when your brain refuses to forget even the smallest fucking thing i’m so so tired of this i just want to be normal#i’ve been up since 4am and it’s 8:30 pm right now and i’m still on my guard and i haven’t rested my head or shut my eyes because i’m so so#so so so so so scared of being dirty#✉️
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and another very small, very minor entry on the list of Things I'm Getting Just a Tiny Little Bit Miffy About Seeing Repeated (Not Angry Just Ever So Slightly Annoyed)TM:
dnd elves do, in fact, mature at the same rate humans do. they're not "like children" or "not considered full adults" until they hit 100- not to anyone other than other, older elves.
like I get where the thought comes from, I fully understand it, I've read many of the source materials myself, I've read Mordenkainen's and see where the misunderstanding comes from, but... to a human, or a tiefling, or anyone else shorter-lived than an elf, a 50-, 60-, 90-year-old elf is just like a 50-, 60-, 90-year-old of their own race would be. they just look much younger than their age, and act in accordance with their personality, which is.... much less tied to someone's age than many may think. (I mean, have you never met a 50-year-old who seems just staggeringly immature? a 20-year-old who is wiser than their years would allow? have you never been to a retail establishment???????)
it's only the other elves who view a younger one as emotionally immature, and that's mainly because they have yet to bury their first generation of friends and loved ones: something a shorter-lived person only has to do once, while elves may very well go through several cycles of that in one lifetime. They have also not yet had their Drawing of the Veil, when they stop being able to access primal memories, memories of their soul's previous lives, but it's mainly the "all my once-powerful and vibrant friends are now frail and dying from old age, and yet here I remain, as young, strong, and beautiful as the day they met me, untouched by the inexorable crawl of time, what is mortality, what is death" thing.
if the people of Faerun in general thought of a 40-year-old elf as immature, as if they were a child, Astarion would have just patently not been an appointed civil administrator and judicial officer (which is what a magistrate is) 200 years ago. like he could have of course been lying when he said that that's what he was, but taking it as the once-truth, nobody would have let someone they see as a child fill such a position of responsibility. It was, however, a perfectly mundane thing for a learned adult man, such as he was, to do. (what he may or may not have done with the power he allegedly had, the kind of person he was, and whether letting him have power was the right move overall, is pretty much completely irrelevant at this juncture. corrupt officials exist regardless of age, just look at the judicial system of any country today.)
an older elf like Halsin, their maturity is not just on a different level, it's measured by a different metric than that of a shorter-lived character.
it's hard to accurately roleplay or grasp something like this with our human minds, none of us have ever spoken to a 300-year-old after all, but.... a 100-year-old elf is not a "young adult", unless you're an elf yourself. If you're a human, they're just... an adult.
#squirrel plays bg3#at this point “squirrel rants” might be more accurate though#anyway I just read a little thing where the author had Wyll think of the PC as very young#and I thought they were supposed to be like.... 18-23-ish maybe?#nope they were 90#and I had to stand up and go make myself a cup of coffee so i could stop giggling#oh yes Wyll Ravengard the literal 24 year old thinks Miss Player Character the woman of 90 FUCKING YEARS OF AGE is oh so very young#...... and now I hc that Astarion does tease Iona about her age from time to time#i think he'd enjoy it; especially her giving back as well as she gets without batting an eye#what can i say; elves just do sexy banter different#sometimes hitting on your (65F) immortal boyfriend (240M) just involves asking if he needs a sitdown to rest his creaking knees
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