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HAPPY WOMB EVICTION DAY TO REMNANT’S MOST GORGEOUS FACE CARD 🖤💜🐈⬛🗡️‼️‼️
#this took me over half an hour to make and WORTH IT💥💥💥‼️‼️#BLAKE BELLADONNA LOVE OF MY LIFEE WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK FROM THE WAR (rwby hiatus) PLEASE GIRL I MOSS YOU SO BAD#if i told you u have so many more blake pics/blake memes i do not think anyone would be surprised#viz media. viz media listen to me. do u want money viz media? i have money. i can give you money if u bring my girl back.#rwby#blake belladonna#bumbleby#<-lots of these pics are from bumbleby moments okay it counts#buzz buzz motherfuckers#bumblebees bumblebabes#greenlight volume 10
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i wake up everyday pretending scarlett johansson looks at me like this
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#scarlett johansson#fly me to the moon#natasha romanoff#romanoffthereal#scarlett johansson is coming back#scarlett johansson give me a chance#colin jost you motherfucker#marvel#mcu
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didn’t like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwen’s like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwen’s like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no i’m not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming “bitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and that’s how we got him#and gwen’s like damn okay then
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I’m still down so bad for him I may never be free
#it’s missing eddie hours#stranger things#Eddie munson#feral raccoon boy#stranger things 4#stranger things season 4#Joseph Quinn#stranger things eddie#eddie munson x reader#Eddie munson x you#Eddie munson x y/n#this stupid goblin motherfucker has stolen my heart and he won’t give it back#Eddie munson fandom#stranger things fandom#stranger things 4 vol 1#stranger things 4 vol 2#stranger things season 4 vol 1#stranger things season 4 vol 2#Eddie munson you will always be famous
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Do you think the WoL dreams of Ardbert sometimes. Or. Like….
They unified their souls. Do you think that changed them. A WoL who used to hate a certain food finding themselves craving and loving it (perhaps Ardbert loved it, when he was corporeal) like. Am I making sense?
… that got off topic really quick but like, idk. I think it could be interesting. What would that do to you?
#I am thinking about a Jimmy Neutron episode where Jimmy and Cindy had their bodies swapped by accident#and to fix it they had to have their brains dumped into a collective soup that their friends then had to sift through and pull them back apa#I am thinkin about We Gave Jimmy Rapturous Love Of Mustard Lets Give Cindy Whistling#what pancake cravings does to a motherfucker <- guy that is coping strangely#ffxiv Shadowbringers#Shadowbringers spoilers
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thought too hard about pasqal being made into a wrack
#pasqal haneumann#warhammer rogue trader#pasqal rogue trader#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [big robotthing]#listen hes already got the chest-waist proportion for it. all this did was give him a better ass#i. was kind of proud of the idea about his mechadendrites being gathered up and stapled into him to make the spine frame.#and his metal arm being made an injector while hes also given a new arm#hed hate this btw. motherfucker you gave him his flesh back and in even bigger quantities. he wanted rid of that
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Seeing Colin Farrell and Cristin Milioti win awards reminded me that the industry really does have bias against the MCU. They'll make sure actors in DC projects get their flowers for their amazing performances but MCU actors like Angela Bassett and Kathryn Hahn end up snubbed.
#angela bassett absolutely devoured in wakanda forever#everyone thought she was a shoe-in to win#but nope they gave the oscar to jaime lee curtis#who wasn’t even the best supporting performance in that movie#(stephanie hu was)#kathryn hahn carried AAA on her motherfucking back#but ofc they gave the award to that hicks actress for the 10th time instead#like an actor in an mcu project could give thee performance of a lifetime#and they'll still award every other tom dick and harry BUT them#it's genuinely crazy smh#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#dc#dc studios#colin farrell#cristin milioti#the penguin#angela bassett#black panther wakanda forever#kathryn hahn#agatha all along
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Batman #149 by chip zdarsky is mostly unremarkable, but I'm really fascinated by how it makes a great case for 'good' endings not saving 'bad' stories*. Because there's a lot of interesting concepts in this issue (bruce having to deal with his rapidly aging and decaying clone making him think about his own life, re-establishing a 'nest' so to speak for his family after pushing them away, etc) but bc of the OOC slog that came before it, almost every moment w/ the batfamily comes off as unearned and disingenuous imo.
Like, everything with Damian is the perfect example in this. Because in isolation it's...fine. admittedly it's a missed opportunity to not go deeper into how Damian would feel about a clone of his dad who tried to kill considering Damian's relationships with clones of himself (the heretic rejects and respawn) or with former enemies who wanted him dead but who were manipulated and/or brainwashed (like suren and maya).
Zdarsky doesn't go into any of this but you could maybe excuse it as the issue not being about Damian. However, coupled with the previous bizarre characterizations of Damian in 147 and 148, it ends up not being fine- instead it starts to feel...icky how Damian (who, despite often being drawn and written as white, will never have his connection to the non-white al ghuls forgotten and will always be effected by racism even when not portrayed as a poc) is constantly written as overly violent, uncaring and narrow minded in this run. Coupled w/ trying to recanonize the morrison origin for Damian it's like. OH this is badly written and laden with subtle bigotry, sick**
That's me going into detail on it with Damian but it's applicable to other things in this issue- the way Cass, Steph and Duke have all been ignored or turned into jobbers makes their inclusion in the 'family' here feel hollow instead of satisfying. Bruce proclaiming that Zur was still a part of him and he needs to accept responsibility for his actions (when it means taking in clone son) wrings hollow when just last issue zdarsky was bending over backwards to separate Bruce and Zur bc otherwise the Jason thing would get really awkward. Ends are achieved through means that feel hollow or strange. I'm at my destination but damn why'd the bus have to do all that???
I only really have opinions on this latest arc of zdarskys Batman bc it's the one I've read the closest (bc I'm a hater, masochist and avid follower of even the bad damian storylines) but it's not saying great things.
Bc zdarsky can do one thing good in this book, and it's write Bruce and Tim. And yet this entire story, whether of his own volition or editorial mandate, includes other characters who aren't Bruce and Tim, the fabric starts to unravel in very telling ways.
(p.s, I think pennyworth manor is an interesting idea but I feel like in execution it's just gonna be 'bruce living in a house haunted by the memory of the people he couldn't save' but with a different dead guy this time. Illusion of change and whatnot)
*whether or not the ending is good is up to you ofc, as is your opinion on the proceeding arc! I saw some ppl complain that the ending was too "WFA" for them, which I get even if I dont think it'll literally be the same premise. If anything it's probably a lead into the new tec run. Likewise many ppl who aren't in the weeds of Damian and Jason characterization liked the previous arc! But I have my opinions and rest my case before the bench
**disclaimer, I'm white and portrayals of bigotry in comics are complicated and subjective, but I am basing my point here off what other poc comic fans on socmed have been saying about 149. Also the "sick" is sarcasm incase that wasn't obvious
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#bruce wayne#uhhh. not gonna tag the others i dont have time#batman#idk if the zdarsky series has its own tag#anyway yeah. i saw some interesting discussions surrounding 149 and it got me thinking#the experience of reading the issue is inoffensive until i remember how we got here and then all of a sudden i start to feel downright evil#the bruce/zur separation thing pisses me off so bad. MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE JUST SAYING LAST ISSUE THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIM#and maybe we were meant to agree w Bruce and not Jason in that issue but if that's the case. piss poor job demonstrating it#Bruce never really faces like. interpersonal consequences from the family that last beyond an issue#which is WILD considering the shit he pulled back before they knew he was having a menty b (mental breakdown for those who dont know)#the damian thing is just like. its such clear author bias in ways both lowkey funny and also. not funny. at all#i know a lot of ppl on here didnt vibe w/ batman and robin by joshua williamson but like#i cannot stress enough how he was one of the ONLY ppl in damians corner and now hes leaving that series#he says he approves of the new creative teams assigned but also they're his coworkers. so i dont trust SHIT until its in my hands#anyway one day I'll give a more good faith reading of zdarskys Batman and i do wanna read his daredevil some day#but as it stands he suffers from terminal ''has seemingly never read a comic not abt my special white boys and refuses to try''#which means everyone is going to have to suffer through my haterism#also sorry for no images. i really want to but i just don't have the wherewithal to do alt text rn
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It took me like two hours to process that Caleb's description of dunamis actually was somewhat new information and then go back to grab the transcription because, uh, both "form of magic that exists between the fabric of all of forces of power" and "one of the oldest and most fundamental forces" are far more confidently firm descriptions than we ever got in campaign 2.
Was I actually roughly correct about what dunamis was??? HELLO???
VINDICATION?!?!
#like LISTEN it does feel like the obvious conclusion but HELLO??????#CAN WE GO BACK TO THAT???#i am choosing to believe that Caleb is too focused on the world ending to notice Ashton's head but UM. COULD WE DISCUSS THIS?#I'm never gonna be normal again. anyway.#straight up the universe was like 'megs is in hell week. yanno what she needs? motherfucking wizards.'#I'M SO USED TO GIVING AND NOW I GET TO RECEIVE#critical role#cr spoilers#caleb widogast#like yeah yeah i got all overly poetic and flowery about it but like ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL THIS WAS BASICALLY WHAT I MEANT#and tbh i do think you have to veer slightly toward my concept in order to really explain consecution BUT ANYWAY#i need to sleep. i will not get to sleep but. i should try.#anyway glad to see my boi clearly did not have to give up his whole life's work he's doing so well 😌#hope he is holed up in the Lavorres' spare room until Ludinus is dead 😌
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I'm sorry, y'all. I really am ;-;
Please stay strong. Please stay alive. Please... Stay. Resist! You're not alone!
#god fucking dammit I hate it all#some of my online friends are gonna have the worst 4 years of their lives and there's nothing I can do about it#first argentina and now the US as well#remember when life was fair#stay here still dont give these motherfuckers the taste of seeing you giving up#NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT#politics
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In my feels about how Gortash abso-fucking-lutely ruined Durge's life. Just fucking destroyed it. But that's also the only reason they have any sort of chance to make something different for themself. He's the only reason they even have a chance at a happy ending (even though it's a happy ending that he can't be in)
#enver gortash#dark urge#dark urge x gortash#durgetash#bg3#Thinking about how my durge had just resigned themself to being miserable and alone and hating the world for everything it#Couldn't or wouldn't give them. For being so fucking boring. They had their magic and that was everything they needed. But then#In sweeps this motherfucker who talks to them and understands them and is just as smart as they are and then suddenly#They have dreams again. All the wants they thought they'd ground into dust years ago come back with a vengeance#It ruined them! If they'd just been able to live in the same furious and miserable detachment as before Orin never would've gotten to them#If they had never started feeling alive again then they never would have begun to balk at the idea of dying on their father's altar#Because who cares about dying when you're already buried six feet under? But when you're alive? Maybe you don't want to die#Maybe you want to live. Maybe you have other things to think about besides Bhaal's bloody love and your siblings' resentments#And that's when they get you#Ughhhh I'm going to be fucking sick#Vesper
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they uhh have an awful lot of redeeming-the-gods to do (poseidon & athena specifically) in the next 4 episodes if they want people to actually believe percy doesn't side with luke at the end of the season...like you can't dial percy's anger up to a fucking 17 and then make it make sense when he doesn't go with luke if you don't make the gods (poseidon) more likable. the neraid scene in ep 4 did a bit of poseidon redeeming but the convo percy and poseidon have in ep 7/8 better be fucking INTENSE and have a lot of poseidon blabbering on abt sally and percy if they want percy's choice to be believable
#just thinking thoughts#like fr poseidon better lay it on thickkkkkkk#and sallys gotta play her part too when percy goes home before going back to camp#give me the motherfucking posally because they're THE REASON percy stays on the gods side the entire way through pjo#if poseidon didn't talk about sally the way he did. if sally didn't talk abt poseidon the way she did...percy WOULDN'T have sided w the god
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I think you should make Gamzee the manager but no one knows thats his role until one day Calliope mentions it and they're like "wait what? We have a manager?" because he tends to just be in the back taking care of the pastries/food
that is terrible i love it im doing it
#ask#gamzee makara#cam cafe au#ye im giving it a name whaddabout it#its cal who made him a manager behind callies back#they were mad about it but didnt have time nor energy to change his position#and the manager is doing jack shit anyway in their establishment just a glorified title so she left it at that#which led to a few interesting confrontations with karens wanting to speak to the manager#everyone b like “you really dont want to” “yes i want to” “well ok godspeed”#and here comes this tall creepy guy crawling out of the backroom. he calls them a motherfucker#theres still some unwashed clown paint on his face#karen never comes back
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*scrolling through tumblr and sees immaculate, mouth-watering art*
"Wow!"
*it's of a toxic couple back when they were together/them being bitter exes in present time*
"Oh, these two aren't healthy in any way, shape, or form"
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*likes it anyway*
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#im specifically talking about billford#like....bill is more toxic than xenomorph drool#and a crazy motherfucker#and i agree with mabel in that one page of tbob#bill needs to move tf on and leave that poor old geezer alone#dude manipulated ford so much its not even cute or funny#but the art i keep seeing of these 2....jesus christ#yall are too talented#i hate the idea of canon ford and bill getting back together but i love the bill au ideas and seeing memes of bill being clingy#and the art#oml the art#the way some of y'all be drawing ford is giving me gender envy ffs#i dont particularly ship billford for obvious reasons#but bill acting like a petty and clingy ex is so funny to me + the “fell first/fell harder” trope (ford did NAWT fall harder 😭)#im all for one sided billford#and the art is so yummy for these two#so...#oh and btw fiddauthor is a tad strange#like the idea of ford and fidd reconnecting & maybe being lovers in old age after the events of weirdmaggedon is fine#but i highly doubt that fidd would've cheated on his wife or abandoned his kid for ford#sure he fucked up in other ways when it came to his family and the subtext and implications of feelings may be there#but still...he was married#and even if he loved ford more#fidd doesnt come off like the kind of person to do that#and bro is NAWT pulling 💀#he is the equivalent of a sopping wet dog /pos#anyways#theres my 2 cents on the shipping stuff in gravity falls currently#yeah.#gravity falls
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