#give it back motherfucker
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therisingsun777 · 2 days ago
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tequiilasunriise · 25 days ago
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HAPPY WOMB EVICTION DAY TO REMNANT’S MOST GORGEOUS FACE CARD 🖤💜🐈‍⬛🗡️‼️‼️
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romanovthinkver · 10 months ago
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i wake up everyday pretending scarlett johansson looks at me like this
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jarvislover · 26 days ago
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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thursdaysyme · 7 months ago
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
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jasontoddsmommyissues · 1 year ago
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I’m still down so bad for him I may never be free
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candycryptids · 10 months ago
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Do you think the WoL dreams of Ardbert sometimes. Or. Like….
They unified their souls. Do you think that changed them. A WoL who used to hate a certain food finding themselves craving and loving it (perhaps Ardbert loved it, when he was corporeal) like. Am I making sense?
… that got off topic really quick but like, idk. I think it could be interesting. What would that do to you?
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neonhellscape · 1 month ago
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thought too hard about pasqal being made into a wrack
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starliteonearth · 5 days ago
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Seeing Colin Farrell and Cristin Milioti win awards reminded me that the industry really does have bias against the MCU. They'll make sure actors in DC projects get their flowers for their amazing performances but MCU actors like Angela Bassett and Kathryn Hahn end up snubbed.
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welcometogrouchland · 8 months ago
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Batman #149 by chip zdarsky is mostly unremarkable, but I'm really fascinated by how it makes a great case for 'good' endings not saving 'bad' stories*. Because there's a lot of interesting concepts in this issue (bruce having to deal with his rapidly aging and decaying clone making him think about his own life, re-establishing a 'nest' so to speak for his family after pushing them away, etc) but bc of the OOC slog that came before it, almost every moment w/ the batfamily comes off as unearned and disingenuous imo.
Like, everything with Damian is the perfect example in this. Because in isolation it's...fine. admittedly it's a missed opportunity to not go deeper into how Damian would feel about a clone of his dad who tried to kill considering Damian's relationships with clones of himself (the heretic rejects and respawn) or with former enemies who wanted him dead but who were manipulated and/or brainwashed (like suren and maya).
Zdarsky doesn't go into any of this but you could maybe excuse it as the issue not being about Damian. However, coupled with the previous bizarre characterizations of Damian in 147 and 148, it ends up not being fine- instead it starts to feel...icky how Damian (who, despite often being drawn and written as white, will never have his connection to the non-white al ghuls forgotten and will always be effected by racism even when not portrayed as a poc) is constantly written as overly violent, uncaring and narrow minded in this run. Coupled w/ trying to recanonize the morrison origin for Damian it's like. OH this is badly written and laden with subtle bigotry, sick**
That's me going into detail on it with Damian but it's applicable to other things in this issue- the way Cass, Steph and Duke have all been ignored or turned into jobbers makes their inclusion in the 'family' here feel hollow instead of satisfying. Bruce proclaiming that Zur was still a part of him and he needs to accept responsibility for his actions (when it means taking in clone son) wrings hollow when just last issue zdarsky was bending over backwards to separate Bruce and Zur bc otherwise the Jason thing would get really awkward. Ends are achieved through means that feel hollow or strange. I'm at my destination but damn why'd the bus have to do all that???
I only really have opinions on this latest arc of zdarskys Batman bc it's the one I've read the closest (bc I'm a hater, masochist and avid follower of even the bad damian storylines) but it's not saying great things.
Bc zdarsky can do one thing good in this book, and it's write Bruce and Tim. And yet this entire story, whether of his own volition or editorial mandate, includes other characters who aren't Bruce and Tim, the fabric starts to unravel in very telling ways.
(p.s, I think pennyworth manor is an interesting idea but I feel like in execution it's just gonna be 'bruce living in a house haunted by the memory of the people he couldn't save' but with a different dead guy this time. Illusion of change and whatnot)
*whether or not the ending is good is up to you ofc, as is your opinion on the proceeding arc! I saw some ppl complain that the ending was too "WFA" for them, which I get even if I dont think it'll literally be the same premise. If anything it's probably a lead into the new tec run. Likewise many ppl who aren't in the weeds of Damian and Jason characterization liked the previous arc! But I have my opinions and rest my case before the bench
**disclaimer, I'm white and portrayals of bigotry in comics are complicated and subjective, but I am basing my point here off what other poc comic fans on socmed have been saying about 149. Also the "sick" is sarcasm incase that wasn't obvious
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#bruce wayne#uhhh. not gonna tag the others i dont have time#batman#idk if the zdarsky series has its own tag#anyway yeah. i saw some interesting discussions surrounding 149 and it got me thinking#the experience of reading the issue is inoffensive until i remember how we got here and then all of a sudden i start to feel downright evil#the bruce/zur separation thing pisses me off so bad. MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE JUST SAYING LAST ISSUE THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIM#and maybe we were meant to agree w Bruce and not Jason in that issue but if that's the case. piss poor job demonstrating it#Bruce never really faces like. interpersonal consequences from the family that last beyond an issue#which is WILD considering the shit he pulled back before they knew he was having a menty b (mental breakdown for those who dont know)#the damian thing is just like. its such clear author bias in ways both lowkey funny and also. not funny. at all#i know a lot of ppl on here didnt vibe w/ batman and robin by joshua williamson but like#i cannot stress enough how he was one of the ONLY ppl in damians corner and now hes leaving that series#he says he approves of the new creative teams assigned but also they're his coworkers. so i dont trust SHIT until its in my hands#anyway one day I'll give a more good faith reading of zdarskys Batman and i do wanna read his daredevil some day#but as it stands he suffers from terminal ''has seemingly never read a comic not abt my special white boys and refuses to try''#which means everyone is going to have to suffer through my haterism#also sorry for no images. i really want to but i just don't have the wherewithal to do alt text rn
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essektheylyss · 2 years ago
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It took me like two hours to process that Caleb's description of dunamis actually was somewhat new information and then go back to grab the transcription because, uh, both "form of magic that exists between the fabric of all of forces of power" and "one of the oldest and most fundamental forces" are far more confidently firm descriptions than we ever got in campaign 2.
Was I actually roughly correct about what dunamis was??? HELLO???
VINDICATION?!?!
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izzydrawsforfun · 3 months ago
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Hey
I'm sorry, y'all. I really am ;-;
Please stay strong. Please stay alive. Please... Stay. Resist! You're not alone!
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chronurgy · 1 year ago
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In my feels about how Gortash abso-fucking-lutely ruined Durge's life. Just fucking destroyed it. But that's also the only reason they have any sort of chance to make something different for themself. He's the only reason they even have a chance at a happy ending (even though it's a happy ending that he can't be in)
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posallys · 1 year ago
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they uhh have an awful lot of redeeming-the-gods to do (poseidon & athena specifically) in the next 4 episodes if they want people to actually believe percy doesn't side with luke at the end of the season...like you can't dial percy's anger up to a fucking 17 and then make it make sense when he doesn't go with luke if you don't make the gods (poseidon) more likable. the neraid scene in ep 4 did a bit of poseidon redeeming but the convo percy and poseidon have in ep 7/8 better be fucking INTENSE and have a lot of poseidon blabbering on abt sally and percy if they want percy's choice to be believable
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cringefail-clown · 1 year ago
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I think you should make Gamzee the manager but no one knows thats his role until one day Calliope mentions it and they're like "wait what? We have a manager?" because he tends to just be in the back taking care of the pastries/food
that is terrible i love it im doing it
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splanana-bitz · 5 months ago
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*scrolling through tumblr and sees immaculate, mouth-watering art*
"Wow!"
*it's of a toxic couple back when they were together/them being bitter exes in present time*
"Oh, these two aren't healthy in any way, shape, or form"
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*likes it anyway*
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