#give him nice food

[kamibakura]

[beansnpeets]

Thinking about human behaviour compared to animal behaviour again.

It's funny to hear people (the older gens) complaining that "kids these days are lazy, they don't wanna work, etc." What do we get for busting our asses? There is no reward. Many will never own homes. Many are unemployed, trying to find work, and nobody will hire them because they don't have a million years experience and a masters degree OR they want people to work for minimum wage??? People are giving up because there is no reward. Why would we do all this for nothing?

Same as a dog that won't recall when you haven't reinforced it with a reward. Your dog isn't going to do what you tell it to if there is no incentive. No, your dog SHOULDN'T listen just because you're boss and it should respect you. That isn't how it works. They don't think that way. And honestly neither do people.

When we went hiking Sprocket wasn't always taking treats gently from me when I recalled her or she checked in and I rewarded and my one friend told me to stop giving her treats. I told him I won't work for free so why should she. And he said "I do things for free all the time because I want to do them," and I didn't say it then, but I wish I had, but if you like doing it, that's the incentive. It's a self-rewarding behaviour. Just like anything else a dog does, like chasing a squirrel or sniffing things or getting into the trash. Heeling instead of going off to sniff stuff or recalling off of something they want to chase is something you have to reinforce. You have to give them something better so they make the choice you want them to make. They won't make it just because they *respect* you. They won't willingly recall off of exciting prey out of RESPECT. You need to give them a tangible reward for that. You cannot possibly expect your dog to listen just because and then punish them for disobeying you.

Yeah, Sprocket bit my fingers a couple times. The one time pretty hard. But she was excited. She knows how to take gently and I reminded her and she tried very hard to be gentle most of the time. I wasn't going to stop rewarding her for checking in with me and recalling while we were off leash hiking in the woods. I want her to know that coming back to me is good and in the event of an emergency I would like her to not blow me off.

[diabolichare]

Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

all my homies hate Hassan piker, that guy.. is just... bleh.

he's 1 a raging Hamas supporter, 2 a transphobe (despite what he might say), 3 a hypocrite, 4 the most obnoxious guy I've ever seen.

screw that guy, how the fuck is that man the face of leftist YouTubers.

like THAT GUY, who literally gives TERRORISTS a PLATFORM.

THAT GUY?????

like no wonder why all the leftists are bananas bonkers antisemites.

like that man is a raging antisemite.

[triglycercule]

killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food

then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EPISODE 2 AND 3 HAVE BEEN SOOOO FUN im already so emotionally attached to each of these characters.. if anything bad ever happens to any of them im killing everyone and then everyone.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

no because i would probably despise luffy if he was real but i also feel like i would suck it up cause he's just such a naturally good person

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[coquelicoq]

girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that

[shizunitis]

i feel like i give off the wrong impression on this blog. like, yeah, i would do unspeakable things to and for and especially with shizun, but the way i love him transcends the physical. my heart fills with affection whenever i think of shizun, rather than carnal desire. my first thought is pure. my second is a bit sad. and my third is horny. that’s the order of things.

[tennessoui]

About your latest AU. But what will happen when Ben Kenobi likes the attentation that Vader gives him after Vader realizes that this isn't his Obi-wan? He likes the pretty fashion, (the power), the nice food, the obsession love that he gets from Vader (which he never got from his parents) and then Obi-wan hears that Vader founds a husband and is super confused (and jealous) because he thought Anakin would also only think about him.

i think mr big brother ben kenobi is too sane to really appreciate how fucked up vader is over his little brother - both obi-wan and vader are the sort of crazy that means they're the only ones that can deal with each other......

not to mention i think vader would be Weird about obi-wan having a brother that is not anakin skywalker because anakin skywalker didn't have a brother that isn't obi-wan kenobi so it's really only fair if the only brother obi-wan has is anakin. he can't just go get another brother now that anakin skywalker is dead that's not how it works!!!

(meanwhile big brother ben is composing a long, long list of all the things he needs to bring up to obi-wan as soon as he gets out of here and can throttle him for dragging him into his fucked up love life)

[miredball]

I forget carmy is a wunderkind in the culinary world like of course he has a place and boat in copenhagen to send marcus and his photo is up in kitchens across the world and he “tells” chef terry about richie and can ask thom browne for last minute custom chef whites and I mean cicero is probably so giving with his money because it’s his nephew but also it’s carmen berzatto

[seafoodsoda]

oh my good the way you draw the prince is absolutely adorable

I am extremely flattered but also feel bad because I didn't really draw him as good as I could have ((because his body is basically used for a punchline lmao)) so I made you a slightly better MS Paint Prince for your kind words

[thehealingsystem]

Seeing some debate on if in game henry being an ink version of him makes the time loops less evil and imo it makes it even MORE evil. He was given false memories of a life he never lived, been put through hell and back ever since creation and has no hope of any other purpose in the world. He was literally MADE to suffer. And he isn't even the henry that had left joey, just some replica he made to take his anger out on with no regards to that person's wellbeing

Just because he's made of ink doesn't mean he's any less alive. He still feels things, still has thoughts and opinions, still conscious, he is a living being. No, just because he isn't the real guy doesn't make it less cruel. Its just as, or even more so, a disgusting and evil thing to do to him

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

thinking about fallout 4 against my will

[leggy-martian]

This fool has chewed the beginnings of a hot spot, or something like that, between his toes, so for now he must suffer The Sock (stocking edition for airflow)