#girl carrie would never.....
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I saw this and immediately thought of a specific creator. And since I am an extremely curious person, I went to check the person in question and it really was this creator and now I'm laughing
I'll say it for you; it's greenllamas. Guess they learned nothing from the BRAT fuck up. 🤷
#also I truly have no idea HOW it's at all related to sex and the city#girl carrie would never.....#although shockingly not the worst 'inspired by' cc set#looking at you 'twilight set'#crop tops...in the pacific northwest...#be so for real rn
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Post apocalyptic boyfriends
#the scrunklies#they both bite#Martin specifically would rip your hand off#season 5 is just martin carrying Jon bridal style through the apocalypse#and Jon loves it#Jon in his baby girl era#they're disgustingly gay and it brings me so much joy#the world is ending and they're proclaiming their never ending love to each other#as they should#I love them incredibly much#tma#tma5#magnus archives#the magnus archives#magnuspod#magpod#tma podcast#tma fanart#jon sims#jonathan sims#jarchivist#martin blackwood#tma jon#tma martin#jon archivist#jmart#jonmartin#magnusarchives#jmart fanart
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girl can be carried in so many ways ,,,,
#fear and hunger#cahara#my art#i love imagining him carrying her like a sack of potatoes#i dont think he actually would but it makes me laff#i feel bad for never tagging the girl in my art of her but like just tagging 'the girl' makes me feel silly idk#i love and appreciate you girl even if i dont tag you#if u saw this before i remembered to add his sash no you didnt
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I don’t understand it when people say that Carrie was also the problem bc she was anxiously attached bc like …. maybe she had a moment or two but for the most part it was absolutely Big being such a selfish prick and then justifying it w “ohhh I have commitment issues bc my last marriage fell through” umm ur a 45 year old BABY actually
#and like at every turn Big was so awful to her and she would justify it w “I’m also the problem”#Girl no#like when he refused to show her in public for the longest time#Or when he literally dropped a bomb that he was going to Paris out of NOWHERE#Refusing to meet her friends#Talking to her on his schedule and his schedule only#Being like “I wanna do things at my own pace” okay but that’s not how a relationship comprising two ppl works#And then marrying a brown eyed brunette socialite#The antithesis of Carrie#Was a transparently bad Big moment in the show but still#The show treads around in circles w regards to how to view Big#Bc they obviously wanna paint him as an unhealthy avoidant and also downright selfish asshole#But they also wanna be like “he’s j too scared to give her the keys to his house bc of his other relationships”#Like he literally played her like a FIDDLE#only to have them end up together ????? I will never understand that ending#I think it’s such weak writing#In real life avoidant men who also don’t want u that much won’t end up w u I fear#I don’t really understand the narrative weighing Carrie w the responsibility of adjusting to Big’s “trauma” and fixing him#He did that for her maybe once in the show but even when he’s being affectionate to her it comes from#A selfish place#Like he wants her attention or wants sex or whatevs like it’s never bc he’s truly in love w Carrie
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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Fem shinya & fem guren! & in cute clothes not those uniforms please.
bless you a thousand times for sparing me the fucking uniforms🙏🏻
i've actually been wanting to draw them again for a whiiile so thank you~
#got a tad bit carried away and spent a lot longer on this than planned#it was worth it though. my girls#yuri gureshin truthers#owari no seraph#seraph of the end#shinya hiiragi#guren ichinose#fem gureshin#art stuff#shinya looks like she goes to church every sunday (shoots people in the back)#& guren looks like a greasy sewer rat (probably bites people ((affectionate))#it's so fun to think about what their hair would look like at different ages#like the length..... the style..........#very boring never-changing anime guy hairstyles in canon#ANYWAY i love them
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20 Days worth of Pizzas that's a lotta Pizza bro........
been a while since i've drawn these two little ones... i need to figure out more drawing ideas for my little Noisey babies 😓
but ... it looks like somebody's here to help be the bestest babysitter for them!! ✨
what a good caring babysitter! ✨ Poppy is the brave one, she knows the big froggy isn't going to hurt them! but poor Mustard isn't quite as sure....
#beep beep!! big bestest babysitter Froggy coming through!!#he will be as gentle as he can possibly be playing Crocodile Carry with these little ones don't worry!#Fake Peppino knows much better than to ever harm his friends' babies! he just might be a bit clingy of them....#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower oc#pizza tower fake peppino#october 2024#little Poppy is the bravest girl though! she trusts the Big Froggy very much.#Mustard's still wary... maybe someday he will grow a bit braver! for now he still thinks the big monster just wants to munch on him...#but Fake Peppino would never do such a thing! friend's babies are for comforting and cuddling not for eating!
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— "Dead mother, life in a post-nuclear Wasteland and not a friend in it. Yeah, you aren't exactly blessed."
July 13, 2258.
happy (a few hrs late) birthday to the LW, so heres Luna <3 my sad girl on her birthday, and on her mother's death anniversary.
ive had this idea for a while now. needed to represent catherine as a skeleton like in the point lookout hallucinations so bad. mother and daughter have been on my mind a lot..... sigh (i was also listening to class of 2013 by mistki ...)
so if it wasn't obvious, based on this:
#fo3#fallout 3#fallout#my art#lw: luna hayden#lone wanderer#lone wanderer fallout 3#fallout oc#catherine fo3#catherine fallout 3#point lookout#i feel like she would carry such a heavy burden and guilt that she killed her mother essentially#i mean shes already depressed but the thought of her birthday just being a reminder for james and herself that catherine died that same day#poor girls been through enough#and all she wants is her mama even if she never met her
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thinking about the pain of knowing there’s a place out there where things are different, but not having the power to make them that way in your own world. ultimately, these two have to live without the other. powder has her ekko but ekko lost his powder. she gets to live her life alongside him, but is burdened with the knowledge that there is another version of him out there alone, and this version herself destroyed. meanwhile ekko must live his life with everyone he cared about gone. all the people he grew up alongside have died or moved on; changed into people he no longer recognizes. he gave everything to save everyone, did what he could to reconcile with jinx, and managed to rekindle a spark in her, only to lose her again. and so he goes to the last place he got to be with her, in this other world, and tries to pretend that it’s the first time.
#i imagine he goes there a lot and tries to recreate the moment. tries to pretend like it’s the first time every time.#but of course it isn’t and will never be again#i do also have a lot of thoughts about how arcane treats its poc and specifically black characters#i think the way ekko and mels stories were handled is shameful#as a white person though i will be mainly sticking to reblogging black creators thoughts but it rly is deplorable#but they r my favs they carried#like mel coming in to fight ambessa had me going insane#cried when i saw her#yes i was drunk but that’s beside the point i would have had the same reaction dead sober#mel & caitlyn vs ambessa was awesome but i was just waiting for caitlyn to tap out bc i wasn’t interested in her LOL#i get they both needed to fight ambessa to win tho like she’s that strong#but girl idc about caitlyn#im just rambling about the show now but 😇#oh also sevika is a fav of mine but they cut her act 3 lines </3#fmsl#arcane#ekko arcane#jinx arcane#timebomb#mine
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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I wonder how my great great great grandma who was born in 1907 and died before even my mom was born would feel to know that in 2024 there's a cat named after her. Like to know that her own great granddaughter who she only ever known as a little girl, would as a 65 year old woman, adopt a cat and think like...'she reminds me of my great grandmother who's been gone longer now than I ever knew her.'
#the way one generation turns into another always makes me think#it's less about the cat and more so that someone would remember you in such a way several decades after youre gone#my grandma talks about stories of her great grandmother#or her big maw as she calls her#and it's always from the perspective of a little girl looking up to a maternal figure#and it always jars me bcus that's how ive always looked at my grandma#the relationship i have with my grandmother she also once had with her grandmother and so on and so on#and then it makes me think even more to hear these stories about the grandmother my grandmother loved dearly#and I've never met her#to feel connected to a woman through your mother through her mother through her mother through hers and it's this line of mother to daughte#but you've never met her yourself#but someone you love once loved her#lover her enough to even as an old lady see a cat and be immediately reminded of how she was a lifetime ago#are we all just a string of short lived experiences and memories carried along down the passage of time
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I feel like I'm missing the crux of the man vs. bear debate because it's so silly. of course I would pick the man, because neither my Sig nor jiu jitsu is going to take down a bear
#NOT because I in any way feel safe running into a man alone in the woods#I would not be alone in the woods#my mom and I were just talking about how so many people go missing in Natl Parks#because if you were a human trafficker looking for victims where would you go?#surely not a vast expanse of unpopulated and densely covered wilderness to which lonely people routinely vacation whaaaat#like I'm sorry- I love men -but the girls picking the man solely bc they want to defend men in this sitch are out of their minds#if you're going up to a strange man alone in the woods to say hi then you have a death wish#x#and yes there is something to be said for the fact that men can have evil intentions that bears can't have#which is true of women too but men have the physical capacity to carry it out#and bears can Only maul and kill you; they can't rape you or kidnap you or sell you overseas#i hate to break it to both the feminists and the anti-feminists but#this world has never been safe for women to move freely and it never will be; all we can do is take precautions both civil and individual
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HE'S ABANDONING ME HE'S ABANDONING ME HE'S ABANDONING ME HE'S ABANDONING ME HE'S ABANDONING ME HE'S ABANDONING ME
#i knew he would i fucking knew it#vent#vent post#favorite person#femcel#female hysteria#this is what makes us girls#obviously doctor you've never been a 13 year old girl#hell is a teenage girl#girlblogging#girlblog#girlblogger#girl interrupted#daisy girl interrupted#virgin suicides#lux lisbon#cecilia lisbon#lisbon girls#carrie 1976#carrie white
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Got basically ghosted by that cute punk guy I was supposed to go out with.
Turns out after asking his friends that he’s typically an ass like that even though he “acts sweet”.
I think I actually hate men. They’re rats.
Never dating a man unless he’s Evan Peters atp I swear.
#evan peters#ahs fandom#im just a girl#lana del ray aesthetic#fuck that guy fr tho#fuck men#i hate boys#what a poser#never doing that again#female hysteria#officially lesbian#only dating women from now on#very very little exceptions#why are men like this#get a grip#carrie white#carrie 1976#this is what makes us girls#evan peters would never tbh#at least i would only let evan do that to me#no other man
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at some point, since Nick dumped Carrie, she'd show up at school with a new character by her side that is her complete opposite; never smiles (to others. they smile for Carrie.) only wears black, doesn't sugarcoat the mean things they for sure say. they'd also have the most emo name possible.
they'd look at Julie's band and be like "well ur not really a [insert emo scene band from the 00's] but its not boring me to death."
as well would go for Carrie before her new song performances just to cheer her up (bc every girl deserves emotional support even meanies) and say something. Maybe reference her songs (bc Kenny loves to reference his own work) and go "you know it. Make 'em them saw wow".
Probably give more stereotypical traits like make them kinda death obsessed, the kind that would think its creepy and cool that Julie has a band of dead dudes but would definitely follow Carrie in whatever plans she got.
#julie and the phantoms#carrie wilson#maybe that is to supress my need to make Bobby an emo boy and also make him meet Carrie.#and make him be her emotional support#however i kept pronouns neutral cuz this show has already too many boys. and a girl would be nice. but throw some genderqueer ass in there.#also if the nature of their relationship kept unmentioned so we never know. is it romance. is it friendship. is it a platonic relationship.
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I may not look physically intimidating at first glance, but I can sprint full speed and climb trees in eight inch stilettos and I always carry a knife.
#do with this what you will#where IS the knife ?#well#wouldn’t YOU like to know#I am a 5’7 sleeper#nobody realizes that my right hook is brutal and I will bite you in a fight#the stilettos thing is seriously true#there is a picture of me at senior prom in a full gown and stilettos sitting in a tree#perhaps I always carry more than one knife#but I would never give up the advantage of surprise…#I am truly a menace to society but this is why my girl friends bring me everywhere they go because I’m the most competent in a fight#and I speak ten languages fluently but hey who’s counting
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