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[johnnydany]

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[plasticine-deer]

HAD A LONG TIME COMING 

NOW YOU GOTTA GET RUNNING 

AND YOU BETTER GET READY TO DI-I-I-E

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Christmasy beauty~

[adaru32]

Decorated some gingerbread cookies with my fam. Decided to have a little fun with a couple of them (Yes, the 1st one is doing what you think he's doing. Yes, I'm immature). They turned out even funnier (and sad) out of the oven. The top one's booty ballooned, and the bottom one looked like he let himself go with his shoes not fitting him anymore. 

[inber]

The happiest of sweet 16 birthdays to this handsome, loud, soft little guy! I am stronger and braver for having him in my life these past 9 years. Love you endlessly, my gingebread man 🧡🧡🧡

[mintaikk]

Analyzing Cookie Run Designs

I think one of the reasons I fell in love with CRK is the character designs. I love character design, and seeing how awesome these designs were made me love the characters even more, so imma start doing posts where I analyze them! Please note that while I love character design, I am not an expert AT ALL, so please feel free to add stuff! Anyways-

GingerBrave Design Analysis

I'm not tolerating any slander on my favorite boy, yall better leave him alone.

GingerBrave probably has the most simple design in the franchise, but that makes sense, since he's the starter Cookie and the player's first Cookie. He's just the typical Gingerbread man. Strawberry Crepe even bullies him for being boring, lol. Still some things to point out, though.

-Obviously based of the Gingerbread man. Nothing to say there. The game is extremely fucking good ar screaming in your face what these cookies were bases on

-Based off the Gingerbread man, which is why he canonically runs very fast ("Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingebread man!")

-GingerBrave's is the first Cookie to have escaped the oven, and that act alone could be seen as rebellious (god forbid a sentient being doesn't want to be eaten), so instead of the typical gum drop buttons, GingerBrave has skull gumdrops, which symbolize rebeliousness, fearlessness, and power and I think all of that fits him pretty well

-The hair (icing), imo, is just made to look him look younger or cuter. Idk the exact age, but we know that he's canonically a teenager

-Gingerbread and Gingerbread men are most often associated with Christmas. Candy canes are also often associated with Christmas, which is why his weapon is a candy cane

(Also, please appreciate happy GingerBrave showing a photo of himself. I love him sm)

This one was pretty short since Gb has a pretty simple design. I'm excited yo do characters like Milky Way and Pure Vanilla, who have more extravagant designs!

Next

[sweetmariihs2]

Thinking about how most of the problems in the STF episodes could have been easily fixed by Cedric's spells

Thinking about how Cedric's spells can literally turn rocks into rubies and simply make food appear out of thin air, so there should be no poverty or hunger if they gave wealth and food to the poor

Thinking about how the servants are unnecessary because Cedric's spells can make food (enchanted feast episode), dissapear and reappear anywhere he wants which means he can teleport because he was alive in the rest of the movie which can maybe mean that he can teleport people since he did it with objects and also himself (once upon a princess), make houses appear even tho he made a gingebread house (king for a day), GOD I JUST REMEMBERED IT, USE STONES TO CREATE HOUSES IN MERE SECONDS (cedric be good), duplicate stuff which means he can duplicate blankets and clothes for the poor (sofia the second), make vegetables grow faster (that episode when the royal family turns into bakers i unfortunately forgor the name of it but his spell was mentioned at the start of the episode)

Thinking about the fact that if Roland focused on hiring sorcerers instead of servants his kingdom and castle would be even better and more organized

Dust? Making dust dissapear spell idc if it's not canon. Cleaning? They can use a cleaning spell OR they can enchant the brooms and soaps to clean alone which is not uncommon in disney films. Guards? The castle will be full of trained sorcerers, which living being with consciousness would have the courage to invade a place like this??!?? Also they could create a magic barrier around the castle, I also don't care if it's not canon it just makes sense. Dress the children? Spell to create outfits bibidi bobidi boo or even the living clothes that can fit the body by themselves

"You can't fix everything with magic"

Yes. yes you can. most of it

I'm dead serious

You know that theory about Cedric being the first's storyteller grand grand grand son? And The first storyteller was one of the first Enchancian sorcerers? He made a secret library for himself. Ok, Cedric made a stone house and also a gingebread house but why can't he make a castle for himself

"He can't do it because it's a very complicated spell"

Why instead of wasting his time grumbling about not being king he can't just spend this time searching for a kind of architecture spell or something

He can make his king outfit- bibidi bobbidi boo (and HE DID MADE HIS KING OUTFIT IN THE SHOW)

Vor hypnotized them with a spell, why didn't cedric considered hypnotizing the royal family and locked them somewhere while he took over the kingdom?

He literally choose to froze them instead, make it make sense

I just remembered he simply redecorated the throne room in the day of the sorcerers episode

HE CAN MAKE A CASTLE IF HE WANTED TO

[actualbird]

yknow, i really love the SR cards where the main plot is basically just NXX Boy Goes And Does A Thing, And He SUCKS AT IT!!!

vyn has SR Mercury In Retrograde where he does a fantastic job being absolute ass at household plumbing. marius has SR Overtone where he gets an A++++++ for being the last guy you wanna lend your guitar to, because hes really bad at playing the dang guitar. and at first i didn't know what artem's card was that followed this pattern but sam @samsspambox blessedly informed me that it's SR Thin Veil, the paywalled SR i dont have yet. and in that card story artem fucking SUCKS at PUPPETS

(sidenote: i generally weep at paywalled top-up cards but the concept of basically having to pay for artem's cringe is So Very funny to me)

but now here is where the injustice becomes apparent.....vyn, marius, and artem each have an SR Epic Fail: The Card Story

BUT WHERE IS LUKE'S?????????

to avoid any misunderstandings, here are the traits of what, to me, makes up an "SR Epic Fail":

one Main Thing is the thing our beloved nxx boy will suck at and what and it's also generally Main Focus of the whole card story (which then later leads to a sweeter core message about vulnerability and love and being okay with not being perfect etc)

our boy has to suck In The Moment. not in a flashback, not in a referenced past anecdote, no no. i want to have to tap through the entire excruciating scene/s of him failing at whatever hes doing

the story format has to be in a contained card story and not a recurring-but-brief theme in a personal story

with this criteria in place, it is IMMEDIATELY apparent that luke is the only one without an SR Epic Fail. the closest story instances would be the following:

SSR Through The Heavens (the skateboard card) since he fails at being a normal not-hypervigilant human being and also the NSB makes fun of him with memes, but this doesnt count because it wasn't the Main Focus of the story, there was a whole lot of other stuff going on and the Main Focus was the skateboarding which he did awesome at

some past anecdotes and flashbacks in SR How I Remember You (the luke blindfold card) about how luke sucks at drawing and sucks at charades, but this doesnt count because the drawing was just referenced in a few sentences and the charades fail was a brief flashback. it's also not the Main Focus of the story as well

his general inability/difficulty with cooking that is a recurring theme across his personal stories doesnt count because it's not a card, and thus isnt eligible

this is terrible. this is horrid. i love luke and i want a card thats all about him messing up at a minor activity. i want a full SR Luke Fucks Up At Cooking where the focus is what it says on the tin

i can even see the story so clearly in my mind's eye. it'd be so easy. maybe luke tries to make gingerbread man cookies but accidentally ends up with a gingerbread massacre.

luke mentions hes gonna bake and mc is excited about it because it seems he put a lot of thought and research and prep into it, maybe it actually starts with a scene of them shopping for ingredients together, and theyre both looking forward to luke's baking! but when it actually happens hes like "oh sorry a case came up, dont come over to my place anymore!!" which is sus

mc comes over anyway the next day to pick up some stuff she forgot and luke is there acting awfully nervous and his whole BUILDING smells of burnt gingerbread but there are no gingerbread treats to be found. luke keeps evading until mc finds The Massacre in a plastic container box haphazardly shoved into one of the kitchen cupboards

and it's an absolute baked-goods crime scene in there. none of the gingerbread men look like they were ever even men or homonids of any kind to begin with, it instead looks like all the dough just came together in the oven to create an amorphous Blob with the odd "limb" sticking out here and there. what luke has created is a gingerbread abomination.

mc stares at the gingebread abyss, and it stares back.

upon further investigation, mc even finds slight burn marks around the oven's door too and luke has his face in his hands, his shame is IMMENSE, just about as immense as the aroma of gingerbread treats everywhere. he was hiding it because he was worried that he got her so hyped up for the whole thing that it'd be SUCH a disappointment to her that he fucked it up!

and mc is like "hey no it's okay, as long as it tastes good, it doesnt matter how bad it looks!" and then she breaks off a piece from the gingerbread monstrosity and eats faster than luke can warn her "NO NO DONT DO IT---"

it tastes like shit

anyway they go out to get desserts from cafe instead and mc reassures luke that she obviously still loves him even if he created a baked treats atrocity and broke the genevabread convention. she tells him that if hes having trouble or if he fails, his instinct shouldnt be to hide it all and avoid her but to let her know and so she can help out, because she wants to be there for the wins and for the losses, for the good days and the bad. luke then goes all blushy grateful happy and they kiss and love is real.

the end. the post-story text conversation can go something along the lines of

luke: okay so i figured out why my gingerbread men went nuclear

mc: oh? why?

luke: i....misread "tsp" as "tbsp".........every time

mc: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

luke:

[nocternalrandomness]

Gingebread House by JFS Gallery

[everyonehateserik]

for the ask game: 🐰🍪🌸

🐰

the way a person treats other people.

🍪

gingebread cookies. but like the soft ones my aunt makes, not the gross crispy kind you get at the supermarket.

🌸

“you have such a beautiful smile on the rare occasion you show it. it makes me happy.”

[neiptune]

so because I am inevitably gonna cave and get a gingerbread latte do u want anything babydoll

Oooo I would actually love a gingebread latte too, tyvm!

[theocseason4]

Life hack if you want to make cheesecake during the holiday: mix graham cracker crumbs with ginger snap crumbs. I do this for my lemon cheesecake and it just adds so much depth to it

I’m making a gingebread cake 😈

[definitely-not-iorveth]

For the character ask, to spice it up a bit (I'm not asking Gaunter, although feel free to answer that as well 😂😘) do Saesenthessis

ah damn xD both are gonna be difficult but ALRIGHT CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

1: sexuality headcanon

Gaunter: can you even attribute a sexuality to an eldrich being? but the closet would be ace, i think.

Saesenthessis: lesbian

2: otp

Gaunter: him/stealing people's souls and making them miserable

Saesenthessis: i kind of like her with philippa but after the shit phil pulled it's hard to say it's an otp so imma say none

3: brotp

Gaunter: i don't think he does friendship

Saesenthessis: iorveth honestly. they have mutual respect for each other, they are both warriors and they both appreciate art & beautiful things. iorveth probably plays for her sometimes, and she either sings along or just listens.

4: notp

Gaunter: any human 😂

Saesenthessis: iorveth. im gonna pull the WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUIN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP card

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Gaunter: his gingebread recipe includes drugs

Saesenthessis: you know that post about someone eating juicy pears like a caveman with the juice dropping all over their fingers? that's how saskia eats her pears.

6: favorite line from this character

Gaunter: Kiedyś handlowałem lustrami, więc wesoła gawiedź ochrzciła mnie też Panem Lustro i Szklanym Człowiekiem.

Saesenthessis: Dolina Pontaru może być pierwszym państwem w którym żaden człowiek wychodząc za mury miejskie nie będzie obawiał się elfich strzał, a elfy i krasnoludy nie będą mieszkać w gettach i rezerwatach.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Gaunter: i too am an eldrich abomination he's a little shit just like me altho he is much more malicious 🤣

Saesenthessis: ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW CAN I RELATE TO THIS MAGNIFICENT QUEEN but actually i too believe in equality and freedom for all

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

nothing for both

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Gaunter: the most problematic of faves 🤣

Saesenthessis: SWEET SWEET CINNAMON ROLL WARRIOR QUEEN 💚💚💚

thank you for the ask! 😘

Send me a character and I'll answer these!!

[theveganroadie]

Gingerbread People Cookies

Lets call them Gingerbread People, shall we? Or maybe even THE Gingerbread People, like The Village People. Maybe next year my gingerbread people will be village people. I didn’t graviate towards these much as a kid but yowzer do I love this cookie as an adult. A little chewy, a little crunchy with rich flavors of molasses and brown sugar spiced with ginger. Theres nothing better than a gingebread person on Christmas! 

Gingerbread People Cookies

Makes: 22 cookies

Serving size: 1 cookies

Cookie dough:

2 cups all purpose flour or gluten free 1 to 1 baking flour

½ cup organic cane sugar

¼ cup light brown sugar

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 ½ teaspoons ground ginger

½ teaspoon baking soda

½ teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon sea salt

½ teaspoon ground nutmeg

½ teaspoon ground cloves

½ teaspoon ground cinnamon

⅓ cup canola oil

¼ cup molasses

¼ cup unsweetened soy or almond milk

Icing:

⅓ cup vegan butter, melted

3 cups organic confectioners sugar, sifted

3-4 tablespoons plain or vanilla non dairy milk

Preheat the oven to 350 F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Add the flour, sugar, brown sugar, ginger, baking soda, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, cloves, and cinnamon in the bowl of a stand mixer, whisk to combine. Add the canola oil, molasses, and milk and mix with a paddle attachment on low speed until well combined. The consistency should be at the perfect place between wet and dry, if the dough isn’t coming together when pressed together into a ball add milk 1 teaspoon at a time until malleable like plato.

Split the dough in half. Roll the first half out onto a lightly floured surface to ¼ inch thick. Cut out the desired ginger people shapes and transfer to the prepared baking dish. Push the scraps of dough together and continue to roll out and cut out shapes to use all of the dough. Bake for 8-10 minutes until bottoms are just turning brown.

Repeat with remaining dough until all cookies are baked. Transfer to a cooling rack and let cool completely before frosting.

To make the frosting add the butter and sugar to a stand mixer and beat with the paddle attachment on low to combine. Add milk as needed to loosen it up. It will be like a thick glaze that is thick enough to pipe into the thin line outlining the ginger people. It will harden as it sets, you can set them in the refrigerator to speed this along.

Use a #3 tip or writing frosting tip, or cut the smallest corner of a sealable plastic bag off. Fill with frosting and pipe out your ginger people with eyes, smiles, and outlines as you wish.

[abdelillah12]

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[unamokkeecuatoriana]

Pero que exigentes son estas galletaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!

Con Licorice fue facil, es un amor al igual que Gingebread, Custard y mi pequeño mago de helado... Pero Latte y Cloved... y ni hablar de mi alquimiita favorita, son bien exigentes!

Mi cliente más frecuente es Licorice y me da risa que dice que no le cuenta a nadie que lo vi en la pasteleria jajajajajjajajaja