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prlssprfctn · 3 months ago

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Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.

Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.

Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.

Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(

Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*

Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.

Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu

#I know we love it when Dick is being helpful but I love the most when he is acting like typical annoyed big sis in canon #like it is his circus his monkey and he is going to use an opportunity to ignore this if he can and rant about it to his friends instead #Tim a few months in relationship w Kon later: hey what are you reading #Kon (sobbing): I just read the most heart-breaking fic about SuperBoy/Red Robin and it is SO canon I CAN'T #Tim: hmmmm.... what is the username #Kon: oh it is my fav author! denydeposebatman #Tim: oh my fucking god Jason #Tim (seconds after bc he remembers reading Jason's fics when he was Robin and they were GOOD): gimme #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #batman #dcu #dcu comics #dc universe #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #timkon #kon el kent

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extremelyjust · 22 days ago

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#me when people choose an option I put down in the poll that I made #sigh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine #gimme like a month #I’ll fart out some blame it oneshots in the meantime

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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just wanted to make a color ref for Brain Therapist Magneto from 309 but i needed lights too for some reason

bonus The Flats Only Version

#xmen #erik lehnsherr #magneto #xmen comics #snap sketches #why did half of my beginning tags just get neutralized. tf. now i have to retype them and this tag'll make no sense #anyway 'have you done literally anything but think about 309 since you read it' no . apparently vJARLKAJKL #BUT YEAH I JUST WANTED A COLOR REF IF IM GONNA DRAW THIS LOOK MORE OR WHATEVER #i dont know if i like the yellow dress shirt + pink tie combo ... that's inspo'd from his new mutants headmaster suit + tie..#why does he have to wear a suit under the coat huh .. the thing is i have no idea if he's supposed to be wearing a dr's coat or a trench #i mean he briefly wears his magneto suit when scolding charles so maybe it is a doctor's coat....#doctor makes the most sense to me considering the context so thats why i went all white but... now im not so sure ...#UGH stupid beautiful comic had to be in monochrome. or limited colors whatever #anyway i did start some doodles cause i wanted to post a few 309 doodles but. hm.#i think i might make a separate post for it ... it may be a lil inapropro !!!!#i wanted a color ref in the first place because i was thinking about making a 309 comic but like #now that i think of it if i do that i might jsut do the blue/black thing they did in the actual comic..#idk the thing im doodling now i might do in full color. just for fun #tbh maybe i wont do that comic after i doodle this.. no im lying i still will i still have visions i wanna put in front of my eyes #i can only fall asleep thinking about it so much i need it tangible #if i do draw it i prob just wont post it or ill just share it with select friends. aka like. one vjAELKVJEAKJ #but that's like months from now lbr ok ill still share crumbs with you all !!!!! gimme like. five hours vJALKJAKL #ok bye !!!!!!!!! please enjoy therapist magneto in the meantime #you will not get better as an individual you will get worse

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shitty-mh-aus · 10 months ago

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instead of a coffee shop au the MH cast works a awful offbrand McDonald’s with the operator being their awful boss and the customers being Creepypastas

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#shitty mh au #marble hornets #jay merrick #tim wright #brian thomas #alex kralie #I have a sudden deep urge to draw art of this #gimme like 5 months /hj

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formulaonedirection · 7 months ago

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young bold and hungry, making my case for giving franco colapinto a 2025 seat

#franco colapinto #the muse...it took over...it said gimme colapinto content....#i'm so moved by him like regardless of how the rest of the season goes i think he's just been so remarkable in the last what 3 months?#what a breath of fresh air in this sport like I don't think we even realised how much everything had been so stagnant the last year #i like the energy he's bringing and he's just so goddamn likeable and cute as a button #may we continue colapinting in the next season #nadia's things

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ninjabelle · 4 months ago

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olrox and mizrak have me in the most insane chokehold fr fr because what do you mean 'of course not. I'm not in love with you, mizrak' ????

because olrox then > proceeds to recklessly stop his man from getting killed time and time again > keeps coming back and back even after being cruelly called a soulless monster> finally plans to leave because fuck all that > IS ONE FOOT ON A SHIP OUT OF THERE ALREADY > comes back anyway because his man decided some things were important enough to die for and that shit stirred something in olrox clearly > literally could have delivered a killing blow to drolta but yeeted himself tf away from her the second he saw mizrak was wounded > literally ran to him like sprinted over there did you see his gay little run > apparently has alucards blessing in all this which we are conveniently going to not get into because fuck you that's why > cradles and comforts his man with a tenderness that completely borders posessive while chasing away old man coyote > bridal carries his mans to a bed while magically lighting candles to set the mood > 'there's no need to be afraid my love' > 'the devils easy to cheat' > lets his new vampire companion go ham on his body not giving a single fuck clearly > final frames of the entire goddamn show being mizraks dumptruck ass as he straddles his eternal lover like HELLOOO?? CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEEE !!!! WAAAAOOOOUUUU!!!

#im not normal at all i thought they were both gonna die but the toxic yaoi gods delivered im bless my skin is radiant etc etc but also #cant get enough of them 3 season spinoff of their adventures from now on like 20 minute graphic love scenes WHENNNN GIMME ITTTTT #castlevania nocturne #olrox #mizrak #olrox/mizrak #gays of all tiiimmeeeee #like this and jayvik in the span of a few months i think im going into cardiac arrest ????#rant rant

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callittrueblue · 11 days ago

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There's a part of me that wants to be his controversial younger girlfriend. 🎀🐰

#he's fine ass #Feenin’ to be his drama-filled lil’ boo.#My man will be doing theater in a few months #my god gimme one look like him #wanna stick a pink ribbon in his hair #rick grimes #andrew lincoln #rick grimes x reader #rick grimes x you #rick grimes smut

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kizykoolors · 13 days ago

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✨I got too excited to draw the toxic pink cookie yuri ✨

They're just so NAHAGAHKDHDJDVFJEBAD

Original screenshot of the redraw below!

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damianito · 8 days ago

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SSKK mpreg for chap123 comfort🙏💔

Y'ALL JUST WANT MPREG LAHAJAHSK

Alright

#you ask i answer #I do have a whole comic sketch of sskk about them know Aku is pregnant.#.....perhaps i should do it instead of jumping to another wips #That one gonna take me so long tho... *GROAN*#all for the shinsoukokists....#gimme like... a month. perhaps a little more

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ghostieblr · 5 months ago

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can ppl pls rec some feel good, fluffy, and 100% crackish, humourish fic for either Merthur or SuperBat? like the more ridiculous the better.

For Merthur if you have any outsider POV recs from the POV of a new servant/knight or sm lol that would be epiccc

#bbc merlin #merthur #dc #superbat #arthur pendragon #merlin #bruce wayne #clark kent #kal el #superman #batman #pls gimme recs 🙏#this is ig an unusual combo of ships but like this is the fandom website so like 😂 does it even matter #i've just been too into them lately #one of them cuz uh ppl are talking about it and the other because December is most definitely the month of the fandom #guess which is which lol #sh.rambles

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jazzy-flowerr · 3 months ago

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Forgot I made this................. Thing..............

#and yes I do plan on drawing this eventually #gimme like #5 months #or something idk #shitpost #dandys world #dandy's world #six the musical #dw scraps #dw vee #dw tisha #dw gigi #dw glisten #dw astro

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bread--hood · 4 months ago

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• Arthur Morgan •

#I'm currently paying attention to Arthur eating enough food and now he became a little chunky like the third pic #especially around his chest area and...it might be because of the wonderful ovulating time of the month but god damn it I've been drooling #over this man more than ever before #I need more shirts with more cleavage #gimme more 'insight'!!#I need mods :( *cries in playstation*#rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #arthur #arthur morgan

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morninkim · 10 months ago

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Reintroducing the Super Team Ganbarengers!!

Using the new GanBraces (developed and patented by The Gemini Company™) five candidates were chosen as ambassadors and representatives of The Gemini Company™'s newest superhero brand/team. The team work together with their Ganba-Machines (also developed and patented by The Gemini Company™) to protect Shin Tokyo from the encroaching interdimensional Kaijin threat!

#my art #my ocs #ganbarengers #neo toku #power rangers #super sentai #toku ocs #only took me uh. *checks watch* 7 months to finish all five lmao #now gimme another 7 to do the rest of the heroes/otherwise from this universe lmaoo #probably gonna either redo hideki and genji to match these guys or have a crack at finally putting ganbaregrand to paper #thought about him a lil bit and i think he's a fun addition to the story #but isnt like. too major a character like the main five ganbas + the JUMPers

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therewillbenoromance · 8 months ago

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jashtober day 1: singles

#i think i did too much shading and it looks wrong but this is the first time i've shaded like this so gimme a break #it was also kinda rushed and i don't know if it's even clear which song it is. it's tfftt btw guys #anyway don't expect as much effort for the rest of the month. this was mostly an experiment bc im getting used to ibis paint again #the fact it matches up with todays prompt is a coincidence that i'm taking advantage of #chonny jash #chonny jash fanart #chonny jash the forest for the trees #chonny jash tfftt #cj tfftt #cj the forest for the trees #jashtober #digital art #art #ethan's romanceless art

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vomittedsoap · 7 months ago

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Job interviewers don't understand the importance of my current job as Dumbest-Person-in-cult-classic-AMC's-TheTerror-Tumblr-fandom. It's a full time job and I'm fully committed. Someone's gotta do it.

#hey guys so i was wondering about this thing...#wait....#you already know this thing?#all these things?#what do you mean you guys already know all of these things?#oh my g*d #well i didn't know #why would i know? (denial)#ive been in the fandom for a grand total of 1.5 months gimme a break(anger)#[insert bargaining stage]#i look like an idiot (depression)#what do i know about Excel?? no thanks i only wear XS (acceptance)#/lighthearted #text post

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ss-shitstorm · 3 months ago

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This is Reader in Breaking Bread. This is also the reader reading Breaking Bread.

Perfect symbiosis immersion in your book has been achieved, but at what cost for humanity? (joking / banter)

I popped a fucking rib laughing at this shit. (it's fine it does that) but I FUCKING CAN'T what show is this even from

#I swear guys just gimme 2 more months. 2 more fucking months #and enough bourbon to fill a koi pond #my fish have a problem okay they'd like to stop

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