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one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.
#pride and prejudice#I’ve always loved his character because he IS funny and he is iconic!!! and his love for Lizzy is touching!#he’s not faking it.#but he is so flawed. a man of taste a man of ability a man of judgment.#a man who could and SHOULD have set a different tone for his children and chose not to!#and they SUFFER FOR IT#their house is a divided one. and every child feels the pain of living in a house where the parents neither respect each other#nor are on the same team#there is a crack running through their house for this reason and it’s how Lydia (and Kitty) came to be so neglected!#who is going to discipline them or guide them? certainly not Mr. Bennet!#he’s so important to teach too. because the boys LOVE HIM. of course!#and are always very struck by his failures and laziness once I point it out#and yeah Darcy one of the only people who can expose him. because Darcy is putting in the work a man should be doing#Darcy’s house IS in order. his love is active and protective. he is fulfilling his role!#Mr. Bennet’s gifts are so extraordinary—the wit. the insight into human nature. honestly the capacity for wisdom#but he likes his library. he likes enjoying himself more than he likes doing his duty#as either a father or a husband#he does fail Mrs. Bennet! I have compassion for her there#anyway I love to think about this: something no version I have ever seen has ever fully explored#but man is it on the page#yeah yeah sorry for all the words. teacher off duty etc.
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ideal careers for barty crouch jr besides being a domestic terrorist:
line cook
heretic
slutty eurotrash dj
eccentric, dexterous 1890s safecracker enlisted in a high-stakes heist to steal the queen’s diamonds
the guy that people mean when they say “i know a guy” in mafia movies
STUNT MAN
2000s pop-punk emo band frontman with pictures of his crotch on myspace
manipulative high society victorian-era celebrity hypnotist famous for “causing” somnambulism at his “shows”
electrician (thanks lune)
engineer, but specifically the one behind the infrastructure used in risky motorcycle stunts
slutty eurotrash club promoter
the sound-effects foley guy for b-roll action movies who is always walking around w/ headphones and holding one of those skinny boom mics
house husband
ideal careers for regulus black besides being a failed domestic terrorist:
the sullen, withholding renaissance-era muse of a tortured artist, posing in place of the angels, his enigmatic yet eerily beautiful portrait immortalized forever on the ceiling of a cathedral
critic of any kind (professional hater)
surgeon at a hospital for stuffed animals
a broken man, unfixable. a fool, hated by all, exploited till death. only in this way will he be redeemed
cunty benedictine monk
#ARGUE WITH THE WALL#barty meta tag#actually. teacher should be on here. i feel like that’s the one profession we know definitively that he’s good at#the fact that he’s a gifted teacher and actor……….. he was so so precious. the main character#saints speaks 🐇
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Prompt 195
“Oh. It’s you.”
The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.
“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.
Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-
“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras#They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up#Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them#On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift#and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids#do with that as you will#Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person#A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious#They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror#They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three#Depends on the century#half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits
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sorry guys i just Can Not get over these three being coworkers
I spent so much of this manga wanting deku to interact with these two (and deku NEVER ONCE speaks with mic in the WHOLE SERIES despite CANONICALLY BEING A HUGE FAN ) only to find out they were hanging out DAILY for YEARS as EQUALSSS
anyways <3 hes in the group chat. he goes drinking with them. hes on the gossip train. hes the cucumber in the sandwich
#deku#shouta aizawa#present mic#midoriya izuku#eraserhead#hizashi yamada#aidekumic#memes#my art#i assume even after he becomes a hero he will be a teacher#part time hero and teacher like most of the others#GOD#hes with those two FOR YEARS#horikoshi did a Prank on me by not having deku EVER talk to mic during the WHOLE SERIES but he backhand gave me FOREVER#dekus gonna ask mic out#find out they are married#then ask them both out#i am living#they are age appropriate even.#this was his gift to me to make up for the TRAVESTY he wrought upon all my fuckign villains
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8.18.24 (x)(x)
#matthew tkachuk#jayson tatum#florida panthers#im crying they all got laminated photos like they were in gradeschool again and its winterbreak and the teacher hands out photos they took#as like a nice heartfelt gift#crying sobbing#HAPPY TO BE HERE#but also the cupbelt peak#for a second i fooled myself that he had taken it off at this point#nope lmao
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God how humbling it is to have to make a daily routine/schedule for Ratio just to write fanfic. Does he just have like a 48 h day or some shit? How the fuck does he find time to be a researcher, teacher AND member of the guild while also doing interviews, dealing with the ipc (and Aventurine's ass honestly) and the genius society??????
No wonder he sounds so stressed all the time.
#i just know he loves his weekends so much#he also definitely stress bakes. his coworkers were blessed with many leftovers of his dishes post-penacony#the teachers are concerned but definitely not complaining. not like Ratio is going to talk about it with them anyways#i can also see students gifting him 'best dad ever' mugs to him as a joke (but not really)#he keeps them in the teacher's common area because the other teachers kept stealing his good mugs#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio#aventio#ratiorine#raturine
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𓎠𓎠𓎠 Teacher from The Girl from the other side — Tumblr Layouts !⠀︵⠀⠀☆
౨ৎ f2u ₊ req by anon ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
☆𓂃 Message from the moon. . .
ー>Me when a character is a father figure, it's just so UGHSJSHSHSH
#⌒ The Moon's Gift ☆#rentry frame#rentry resources#rentry stuff#rentry#rentry decor#rentry graphics#tumblr layouts#layouts#the girl from the other side#the girl from the other side teacher#teacher the girl from the other side
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Thinking about wind giving each link a joy pendant at the end of their journey as a way to remember him by 🥹💖
(he gives four 4 joy pendants and legend 2 so ravio can have one)
#you gift the teacher lady in windfall like 50 joy pendants lmao like wind has a lot of them i know i had post doing that side quest lmao#i just think it would be so cute#wars comes back to his time wearing the joy pendant and like allthe statues made of his likeness includes the lil joy pendant too#time passes his joy pendant to his kids and his kids passes them to their kids until twilight one day finds time's old joy pendant#in a chest in his basement#and it's all worn out and cracked but it's so loved#twilight wears both his and time's old one#miry's yapping
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After catching up to recent episodes, I wanted to put my two cents in with Gwen and Jon's characterization since they both share similar vibes and not enough people talk about their differences.
First of all, Jon would never have done what Gwen did in the latest episode (ep 20). They both have a knack for pissing off Avatars/Externals, but even s1Jon wouldn't have mouthed off like that to one. Jon got beat up by Avatars for asking too many questions and not minding his own business (and for being Gertrude's successor), Gwen was just being blatantly antagonistic to a someone that literally kills people with tattoos because she got annoyed that they wouldn't sign her government form.
Second of all, Gwen isn't Eye-aligned like Jon was. Unlike Jon, she isn't curious. She doesn't ask questions or go looking for answers regarding the Externals. She does exactly what she's told, which is the exact opposite of how Jon operated. She's only interested in doing her job with the end goal of taking Lena's position, for whatever reason that might be.
And lastly, Gwen is selfish. While Gwen and Jon both wanted to be taken seriously in their line of work, Jon had given up that professionalism pretty quick when he realized people were getting hurt because of it. Even when he'd lost his humanity, he'd been terrified of putting anybody through the same terror he'd been through, to the point where he'd constantly put himself in harms way because of it. Jon was a stubborn idiot, but he cared deeply for other people. He never wanted others to get hurt, even when he wanted answers. (That's why he burned Gerry's page, after all.)
Gwen, on the other hand, isn't like that. When Gwen found out from FR3-DI that her boss had literally tried to murder someone that used to work here, her immediate response was to blackmail her to get a raise. She didn't warn her coworkers, she didn't even think of the risk to her own safety - just how it could benefit her. It's the same for when Gwen met with Bonzo and the other Externals. Even though Gwen found out what had happened to the people she'd sent Bonzo after, the fact that dozens of people died because of her involvement, she still didn't leave. She felt bad about it, sure, but it didn't stop her from continuing with it. Because for whatever reason, she wants that promotion so much that she's willing to let other people to die for it.
Gwen is not like Jon, who constantly sacrificed himself for others, nor like Gertrude Robinson, where the ends justified the brutal means. Unless there's some grand reason for it, a promotion isn't worth what she's doing. Gwen isn't heartless, but she is selfish.
She's not a monster just yet, but she is painfully human.
#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp#the magnus archives#tmp#just been thinking a lot about these two lately#gwen bouchard#jonathan sims#character study#maybe Gwen will get better but we'll have to see#she's an asshole but I still love her#although Jon will always be my favorite for being the pathetic wet cat amongst the Horrors#tma spoilers#Gwen is the teachers pet with straight As and a rich family Jon is the burned out gifted kid with behavioral issues trying to be validated
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when do you think Crowley first learned humans were giving teachers apples to thank them for the gift of knowledge and why was it definitely at some point when he was working as a teacher
#child in history who's just given their favorite kinda scary teacher an apple per a fun new tradition: uhh.. mr. crowley are you ok#crowley (visibly crying past his sunglasses): yes. why#OR what if it's AZIRAPHALE who is working as a teacher and receives an apple#child: mr. fell are you ok#aziraphale: am i gay? wait what-#az internally thinking how human children give APPLES to their teachers as THANKS for the GIFT of KNOWLEDGE...#go#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands
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tobiizu au continuing my "izuna with a breeding kink" agenda in which tobirama invents the concept of child support while designing the village and izuna immediately gets obsessed
what do you mean he gets to create a kid with tobirama (somehow) AND prove hes a great provider by continuing to financially support them...but the doesn't have to do any of the child-raising stuff???? fucking sign him up IMMEDIATELY
tobirama keeps trying to explain it's meant to be a last resort for neglectful or abusive parents but izuna can't hear him over the sound of blood rushing to his-
#tobiizu#tobizu#izutobi#kagami's parents are both dead so izuna decides he'll have to do.#kagami grows up with a great teacher and an extremely well-funded lifestyle.#izuna is first in line to pay when it's due and he gives gifts every holiday and he buys them a house.#kagami refuses to explain to his classmates the situation because hes not paid enough to deal with that shit.
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One of the funniest/dumbest literal thinking autism moments of my childhood happened when I was in 2nd grade. I was going to a new school so I was made to do a bunch of assessments to see where I placed in different subjects. I was most excited for the reading one cuz at my old school I was the best reader in my class, and I wanted to show off.
The lady testing me hands me this little short story and asks me to read it aloud.
And for some reason that I still don't understand to this day, a bunch of the words randomly had like lines or dots above the vowels. Which idk seems like an unnecessary and confusing thing to include when testing a 7 year old. Like you're gaslighting them into thinking theres extra letters in the alphabet. So obvi I ask what the symbols mean cuz I've never seen them in this context. She sorta brushes me off and says, word for word, "those mean you just say the letters name"
What she undoubtedly meant was: "on those words, the letter highlighted will sound like what its called. O with the line sounds O and not uh or ew or whatever"
What I understood was "Just Say the Letters Name"
So anyways i proceeded to read the story aloud, stopping suddenly every other word to pause cuz I wasnt supposed to say bow i was supposed to say o. I know for a fact at one point I just said a word and then stopped and repeated the sentence with just the letter so she HAD to've known I'd misunderstood her. But she said absolutely nothing. I remember walking outta there feeling like a complete idiot, and feeling so embarrassed when later they told my mom my reading skills were an entire grade behind where I should've been. But also looking back at it like wtf how could theyve possibly gotten an accurate understanding of my reading ability under those conditions.
#my mom argued with them on this cuz id been reading since i was three#and acted as a teachers assistant at my previous school cuz the teachers would make me help the other kids all the time#which convinced them to form a 'little reading group' which included me 2 boys from my grade and a girl from the grade below us#cuz we were all in between reading levels#made me so fuckin mad#cuz i knew for a fact i could read better than several people in big reading group#id had to sit in on their lessons a bunch of times#'i was a gifted student' oh yeah well i was in the smaller group for dumb kids how about that
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THE FREAKING CHILLS!
We often underestimate Ranpo's feelings for the Agency members, but he cares about all of them, as much they care about him. The ADA is a big weird family.
(I'd like to point out that Dazai's also here, meaning that Ranpo cares about him too and he sees him as one of them. "ADA never includes Dazai as one of them" JUST.SHUT.IT.)
#ranpo my baby#we don't talk enough about ranpo#ranpo IS the ADA#no ranpo no ADA#ranpo deserves more recognition#ranpo deserves love#i love the ADA#they're all a bunch of wrecked people who decided to be better for the world#they want others to have a better life than most of them had#most of the ada member had pretty fucked up backstories but they still turned out to be better#and that's fucking inspiring#the killers gave life more worth#the insicure ones are fighting to deserve better#the troubled ones are using their gifts to help people#and then there's kunikida who was a math teacher#i'm only talking about his life before the ada#armed detective agency#bsd#bsd s4#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga#ranpo edogawa
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y'all stop saying fyodor has never looked so sincerely angry before. he has.
I know this because, and this is not an exaggeration, the vast majority of my manga revisits are to enjoy his expressions of anger, disdain, and malcontent. i shit you not, several of my bsd meta posts wholly unrelated to fyodor were written because I happened to notice something else while flipping through to imbibe fedya's hissy fits. I don't reread the manga when I do this, just those scenes, unless something else catches my attention.
anyway, stop disrespecting my beloved pastime.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#most people are remarkably bad at reading expressions#not me though#this isnt a bit i fixated on how emotions are nonverbally communicated so that i could lie better and to develop a pleading face#for most of elementary school i studied people's faces and workshopped my own by getting feedback from others and testing them in the field#then in 8th grade my gifted program teacher made us take an assessment on how well we could read faces#to debunk body language expertise#and demonstrate the fact that most people think they can read faces but most of us cant#emphasizing why trials and presumptions based on assumptions that we can are harmful#everyone predictably failed real hard#except for me. i made an 80%#my teacher made me take it again and explain to her my process.#then she asked where i learned it and i explained to her that i never got stickers at naptime in kindergarten because i never slept#so i began obsessively refining my fake sleep#it took months but i figured out how to coordinate all of the tells and it worked i started getting stickers#so then i started to practice other states of mind#and she marked me an outlier and removed me from the data 😭#anyway. all im saying is. i love fedya's face.
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Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.
other christians don't seem to feel the same?
am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?
#christianity#tumblrstake#Quakers#i just want to know what y'all think#progressive christianity#some christians see themselves as his children#but again most chrsitians are sippin trinity juice so the Father is the Son? egro Jesus can be Dad#i guess i'm not a true monotheist bc if Jesus is a child of God and told his disciples to call him friend. he is my peer#Jesus is my peer - big brother - mentor - friend#God the creator is my Mother/Father/Parent(s) as well as Jesus'#Jesus and I are both children of God and Jesus is my teacher/my respected older brother/ my friend#i think the Holy Spirit is what generally moves around among humans and through humans. experiencing God through others.#also an internal prompting on what direction to take (which typically needs to undergo through discernment) but is sometimes an act rn thing#hence the gift of the Holy Spirit being gifted to us#but now i'm getting theological in the tags#did i mention that all of this is through my christian lense and a muslim could have a different perception and be just as valid#and thats on different ways people see the Divine and how the Divine presents Godself/selves to different people#i know this because Heavenly Mother was at my conversion experience. she offered an invitation - an embrace#and i took it immediately a wept#and i think that presentation was intentional bc i may not have/wouldn't have reacted the same way to Heavenly Father#our relationship is good now - Heavenly Father and I -currently on the rocks in my “ God#in my “God - why?” era. shit has been dark. and people are commiting atrocites in your name#i do pray for their smitting. but only in a way God with Hir cosmic justice sees fit#and for softened hearts more often but on one occassion it was “plz get these sinners in line” and pulling out psalm 94#Godposting#religion
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