#giant!kankuro

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

Ways to help an ally

I wrote something g/t for Naruto :D

It might be a bit short but welp

TW: This contains nonsexual safe/soft vore, injuries (if you don't like it don't read it)

The 1 vs 1 battles continued, only to bring Sasuke, who had run off on his own, back to the village. Some of those battles were ending, but one of them got a little complicated.

Kiba was fighting a sound ninja named Sakon, who apparently had a twin brother fused with his body, Ukon.

Right now, Kiba was sitting against a tree, carefully hugging Akamaru, who, like him, had been seriously injured.

Kiba was in a worse condition having stabbed himself a couple of times with the kunai to try to kill Ukon, but he separated himself from his body before he could.

The worst part of this situation for the Konohagakure ninja was that the opponent had used an unknown technique and was now only 4 inches tall. If Sakon and Ukon found him now, he'd be completely dead, he's really sure of that.

He sighed as he closed his eyes for a moment, though it didn't take long for them to snap open as a shadow covered him completely. It was a shinobi from the hidden sand village…

The one with the puppets, who was in the chunnin exams… If he's here to face the ninjas from Konoha, Kiba would be in trouble.

“Wow, you Konoha ninja are really weak…” he said, crouching down to one knee as he looked at the shrunken ninja. Kiba kept the distance between himself and the sand ninja.

"Are you here to attack Konoha?" “Hmm..- It seems that you haven't heard that we are Konohagakure's allies again. So, no, they have only asked us for help as reinforcements.”

"So now we are allies and not enemies like last time...?" he asked, a little relieved. "Exactly. Hmmm… Now I have to think of a place to hide you while you're at that size and before the enemy finds us…” Kankuro replied, looking at Kiba and the small dog in his arms carefully.

After thinking for a few seconds, an idea occurred to him but the Konoha ninja was not going to like it at all. “Okay, I have an idea but, you're not going to like it…” he said, making a few hand seals right after he finished speaking. "What did you just do..? I have never seen a technique with those seals…”

“It's a jutsu that only my family knows about… I learned it a few years ago. Now hold your dog close and don't let go." "His name is Akamaru...!" Kankuro sighed. "Okay, okay... Akamaru..." he added, picking the ninja up carefully in his hand.

He brought them closer to his face slowly, letting out another sigh. "Look, now I'm going to do something, don't panic and don't be scared, if you move too much your wound will get worse."

Kiba frowned at him, confused. “Why do you think I'm going to get scared or panic..? What are you going to do?" Kankuro didn't answer, he only brought him closer, but this time to his mouth.

Kiba started to get a little nervous. "Uh.. Kankuro..-?" He didn't have a chance to finish the question when the sand ninja stuffed him into his mouth, snapping it shut with a snap of his teeth when he was completely inside. “H-Hey! Kankuro!" he yelled, feeling Kankuro lick at him and Akamaru, covering them with saliva.

He didn't have time to say another word, Kankuro's tongue pushed them into the back of his mouth, sending them down his throat in one swallow. Kankuro could feel them slide all the way to his stomach, which they soon reached.

Upon entering the stomach, Kiba backed up until he was fully leaning against the walls of the organ. “Kankuro! What the fuck does this mean!? You said that we were allies and that you were going to help us!” he yelled, panicking. He could hear a sigh from Kankuro who gently pressed on the spot they were.

"You'll be fine, if it wasn't like that, I wouldn't have done it... Now calm down and rest for a while... I did the jutsu before for a reason... it lasts 24 hours, so you'll be fine..." he replied softly, although it was obvious that he was a little upset at being accused of being a liar or a traitor.

'So that's what the jutsu was for...?' Kiba thought, relaxing quickly, feeling completely relieved. Finally he decided to listen to his Kankuro, and closed his eyes, falling asleep.

Meanwhile, Kankuro smiled slightly, for some reason this ninja made him go soft. He sighed, fixing his gaze to the front, where his opponent had finally appeared.

This was going to be interesting.

[hachimitsu-rofu]

Title: Random HCs Pairing: 「 Shikamaru x GN.Reader  」||「 Choji x GN.Reader 」 「 Shino x GN.Reader  」||「 Naruto x GN.Reader 」 「 Kankuro x GN.Reader 」||「 Kiba x GN.Reader 」 Plot: Some random relationship headcanons, reader is gender neutral as possible Warnings: N/A | Please notify if needed in ask format ’’’  ’’’  ’’’ Word Count: 3,087 Read Time: 11 minutes, 14 seconds ’’’  ’’’  ’’’ Author’s Note: Well I haven’t written anything in a hot moment, but here’s some headcanons I’ve had in my drafts for a while. If something needs to be tagged let me know! Anyways, please enjoy!

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「                                    Misc. HC’s                                   」

Nara, Shikamaru

☀ It’s already known he would be the best nap buddy. But you know what’s even better? Is he willingly, and I mean willingly! Stays up for you when you need him or want him to. (Although he’d much rather wrap himself in a blanket with you and call it a day.) But yeah. That five hour long play you want to go to? He’s up and paying attention the WHOLE damn time. Maybe complains a little, but he’s up! You need a study buddy? Well yeah- duh, he’s gonna help you with it. Though he will probably request a kiss here and there as payment though. Sparring partner? Also yes. Although he’ll try to end the session faster just so he can reap the reward of cuddling sooner.

☀ He is faithful but uh- he still does quite a bit of rubbernecking out in those streets. Man has eyes and he will be looking. Won’t touch the displays. So that is something if you’re wondering. He doesn’t feel very bad about it either because he doesn’t think much of it- and why should he if that’s all he’s doing. It’s not like he’s his old man who was actively partaking in his window shopping.

☀ When he first introduces you to his parents his mom is excited. Finally someone other than the Nara men she had be dealing with for so long! Not that she doesn’t love them that is. But when he sees how you and her interact he knows he made a good choice in calling you his.  Which just inflates his already giant ego more.

☀ He doesn’t talk about it, nor does his own father, but he does have a mild form of depression. It sneaks up on him and he doesn’t ever know what to do with it or himself. In fact it makes him more down trotted since he knows how to handle or do so much else. What he does know is that when he’s in this slump and you are beside him. He will have his face in your chest (even if you don’t have much), a hand interlocking fingers with you, and a quiet breath. In short you are a peace for him during the storm. Allowing him a momentary retrieve.

"Tsk.” Shikamaru was ready for the session to be over with already. He wanted to curl up into a ball with you in bed. Yet here he was, bent over the kotatsu table with you, helping you study for this irritating exam. He knew you didn’t really need his help even though you insisted on it. Glancing up with his charcoal black eyes, Shikamaru looked at you and sighed. He didn’t want to admit it, he liked that you wanted him around so bad- made him feel needed even if it was for something so benign. That small smile creeping up on his face that he didn’t even notice until he could feel the dimples form against his cheek. 

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Akimichi, Choji

☀ He would ditch spending time with Shikamaru to hang out with you if he could. Like he likes his best friend, but you? Opfh, he loves the fact you indulge in him for all that he is and could be. 

☀ Yeah sure he loves to eat and cook with you-- but do you know what else he likes to do with you? Video Games, man has bought so many co-op games just to play them with you! When you two are both able to you’ll usually end up having at least one date night that consists of all game playing! Mixed with popcorn and sodas and also a dedicated wind down movie session for when the games get too heated or you guys get burnt out. Either way you usually end it at that.

☀ He likes working with his hands. Likes being able to mess with things physically. That’s why when he finds out there’s a pottery class he takes it up and makes you some cups, plates, and little knickknacks. If you have a favorite animal he’s making it, favorite color(s) will be used as paints, like plants? Babe guess what you got a new pot! Cooking? Man be building you plates and what not.

Let him show you he loves you with whatever he can build.

☀ Please let this man do your hair. Please, oh PLEASE, let him do your hair, (If you have any that is.) You won’t be disappointed at all with the magic he can weave. Man can do all kinds of braids and styles like it’s second nature! It kind of goes along with the whole- working with his hands thing.        If you got curls (Such as 4C hair for example of this) he will give you some of the best hair care he can. When it’s time to wash out those curls, man is right there either to keep you company or to do the washing for you. He’ll wash them, dry them, and even willingly stand around for those long hours putting them into box braids. He’s committed to doing them right and does still try to be nice about it.       If you often wear scarves/hijabs he’s going to try and learn how to knot and tie them into some faux hairstyles. He thinks he almost has a faux mohawk style down- but it’s still rather messy. But he does try!       If you sport facial hair. Man is also going to help your trim and care for that too! He’ll help you scrub your face, put in that beard oil, and brush out any knots you might have! Plus he’ll help braid them to boot!       If you don’t have hair then that’s also alright. Man will instead help you with your facial routines and scalp care. (If you shave it, he doesn’t get a single nick on your head that’ s how dedicated he is!) You’ll be delighted at the care he does with putting your lotion on your face. He will sneak a kiss in though.

☀ If it’s raining he’ll try to focus on putting the umbrella on you even if you insist that he keep it on him. He doesn’t care if he gets a cold from it, he just wants you to be covered.  Besides, if he gets sick maybe you’ll take care of him. ☀ If you want to give him a treat that isn’t food related then a back massage would do best for him. You’d be surprised by how tense his muscles can get.

"AH! Y/N! Guess what!” Choji announces as he practically bursts through the front door with a bright eyed smile. Holding a delicately wrapped boxed to his side, bow and all. Only to present it to you like a child on their birthday receiving a gift themselves. “Go on! Open it! Take a look!” Practically beside himself with joy as he watches you take it from him. As if seeing you happy made him happy.

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Aburame, Shino

☀ He takes his time with introducing his partner(s) to his friends and family. He wants to be secure in knowing that whoever he’s bringing around will actually stick around. So if you meet his father in a proper introduction at home with the dinner and everything. Just know, he is very serious about you and he would hope you feel the same way too.

☀ Will usually seek you out to have lunch with you when he’s able. He likes having his meals with you so you two can talk about the recent events of the day and unwind a little before getting back to it. Although if either of you are unable to, due to schedule conflicts or what not. He’ll ultimately send one of his insects to just hang around you- with your knowledge of course. 

He finds tracking his partner without their knowledge to be quite a disrespectful thing to do. You should trust your partner after all.

☀ He isn’t the type to argue even with his petty instincts kicking in. He’ll only actively argue with you if the stakes are high and even then he’ll try his best not to let it get to him. He loves you and wants to handle things like adults.

☀ He will suggest you two do a class of some sort together! Just to have more quality time together despite any busy schedules either of you may have. Personally he’ll point out a sewing, knitting, or possibly some jewelry making. Just because that’s something you two could easily do at home as well! Not only that, if you do decide to make jewelry together you could always gift each other something to wear. Something you can keep on you to always know the other is there for you even when your thousands of miles apart.

☀ While he isn’t much for PDA (Public displays of affection) he still tries to keep a hand on you. This usually is touching the small of your back or hooking his pinky with yours. It’s stealthy and easy to hide, something that could be brushed off.  This isn’t to say he’s embarrassed of you, he just get’s flustered easily when other’s point out his soft spot. Which is you.

Sitting under the umbrella covered garden table set, Shino fixed his usually closely held sunglasses onto his face. He was just enjoying the warmth of the spring sun on his, unusually, exposed skin. Allowing you to see the traces and trails of the small almost invisible scars of his body. It almost distracted you from noticing what was in his hands. A needle and thread, looping some beads together. The beads were in a colorful array with flowers and beetles. Looking up from his creation he caught your eyes. Smirking at you from the side of his closed lips. 

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Uzumaki Naruto

☀ As we know the boy is actually good about taking care of plants! One could even say it’s a hobby of his! But what they don’t know is how many he grows just to gift to his partner. Yes, yes he grows his own favorites too. But if he knows his partner has a particular favorite- well then he is going to be growing a few bundles of them in his small apart. Just so he can have a piece of them around when they’re not available and something to gift them later when they come by. Although your smile is far more than enough of a reward for him to take in return.

☀ He’s a board game man and no one can convince me otherwise. Y’all got a closet full of them and come every Thursday night when you are both at home in the village you two will play. Sometimes you invite friends, other times it’s just you and him. It doesn’t really matter what you play together! He’s just happy to be with you.

☀ Yes, when he was younger he wasn’t the best at keeping tidy. But as he’s gotten older he’s gotten much better about it. Especially when he found out that you had a particular scent you liked to smell. It might be a little pricey but he’s going to grab the candle or the fabric softener, whatever it is.  Though admittedly the first time he does this he might have gone overboard and nearly knocked himself out from the singular smell taking up the small, cramped space. After that he tried to keep it to one thing at a time. Changes it from item to item or space to space. 

☀ Out of the Konoha boys Naruto is the best dancer. He knows how to move his body in tune with a beat. Combo that with his talk no jutsu and one could say he is a smooth criminal on that dance floor.

”Oooiii!” Blonde hair on end as he straightened his back out, arms crossed behind his head pulling his grey tee-shirt above his midriff only to fall and hide that golden trail once more. He had been sitting there on the cold hard floor. Papers scattered all over the small table before him. “Can’t we go get Ichiraku now? My eyes are about to fall out from all this stupid paper work.” He groaned, only to perk up and lean into the hand that found it’s way into his hair. Maybe it wasn’t so bad if it meant some affection.

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Kankuro

☀ Please let this man do your makeup. (If you do wear any of course. If you don’t, he’ll probably ask you at some point to let him try and put some on you. For practice reasons of course.) PLEASE. He’ll be so delighted, and chaotic, when you finally let him attempt it. 

☀ He doesn’t look it but he is the type to find a copy of your favorite book and read it. In private of course. He doesn’t let you in on the fact that he now owns a copy, that he’s read every line that he could over and over again until he memorized it completely. 

You won’t know it until he’s slipped in a line you yourself know by heart. 

☀ Will puppy dog eye you with love when you’re not looking. He doesn’t even notice it. But he falls in love with you a bit more and more the longer you’re together. He’s the guy that will realize after YEARS of being with you that he loves you. That as time has passed as you two are holding hands as you walk through the market place it suddenly hits him how much you really do mean to him.

☀ While he’s not the marrying type his life and yours would be completely enwrapped in one another’s without the legality of it all. What is his is now yours. What is yours is his. You need not worry about his loyalty as he is all yours. Now if it’s that important to you he will propose and you’ll have the whole wedding and cake and what not. But just know. He doesn't want or need some silly paper to let you or others know he’s yours and you’re his. He just needs you in his home to share the good moments, the bad, and any others you’re willing to share.         But also take note, his puppet will be in the front row somewhere.

☀ He likes to kiss the back of your neck when you sleep. A soft smile on his lips as he enjoys the feeling of you stirring underneath his hands. Something about the quiet of the room and you in his arms makes him so at peace. He can honestly say in those moments that he must’ve done something good to deserve you.

Kankuro tossed the water that pooled in his hands up and onto his face. Clearing up the debris of now shaven facial hair off with the leftover shaving cream he had applied earlier. Once down he grabbed the maroon colored hand towel, patting his face dry and further wiping anything off to ensure a clean canvas for his toxic face paint. “Hey dork! Hun’! BABY!” He shouted across the apartment to garner their attention. His head peaking out from the bathroom door frame to see them do the same from the living room. A look of bemusement written all over as his lips spread wide into a grin. “Chicken butt.” He snorted as they rolled their eyes and went back to what they were doing.

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Inuzuka, Kiba

☀ When he brought you home to officially meet his mom and sister. The man, well boy to them, tried so damn hard to tell them not to embarrass him in front of you. Practically threatened them not to do or say anything because he didn’t want to look like an idiot in front of you. They both chuckled and agreed. But what did he do when he brought you in? Tripped up over his own two feet and actually fell face first into a wet kibble bowl. Man is his own circus. But ultimately he is your clown.

☀ He’s a little insecure at times so watch out when he does get jealous. Because it’s a flip flop from being wildly accusative to wholeheartedly distant. Although if he see’s someone trying to hit on you. He’ll rush up right behind you, wrap an arm around you, and make it known that you and him are a serious thing.  He knows it’s not attractive of him to do this. He’s gotten better about it the longer your relationship has gone on. It’s just that deep unsettling gut feeling he gets that maybe you’ll up and leave him without even a single note.  Once they’re gone he becomes somber but quickly tries to pull it off by acting like the hot-headed idiot you love. He just doesn’t want to lose you.

☀ If he was a dog breed he would be a German Shepard, fierce and loyal but one of the more dramatic breeds out of the K-9 family. 

☀ He and you will be getting matching necklaces. He needs it like the ring on your finger you’ll eventually be getting. Because, one might be shocked, he actually does want to settle down. Will he force you to have a wedding? Not at all, but he will be a bit heartbroken over it.  It’s a big celebration of you two being together and officially tying your families into one after all. So if marriage isn’t for you he will at least ask you to wear a necklace of the Inuzuka clan marking.

"But babe!” The Inuzuka whined as he gripped his partner’s middle close to his face. Rubbing his nose into their clothes, catching their scent as he inhaled deeply and let out a loud disrupting huff. “Tsk,” His tongue clicked to his roof with an aggravated toss of his head onto their lap. Loosening his hold on them with a dramatic flair as he slipped onto the ground next to Akamaru. Who was none too please with his partner’s antics. “I want to go with you, what if someone tries to hit on you and whose gonna make you laugh like I do?” Kiba was being ever the silly dramatic at their friend’s night out. Not meaning any of it in a toxic manner, but more so to make his love chuckle.

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[aaizawashouta]

Take It Off

pairing: kankuro x fem!reader

word count: 4.3k

summary: it's been six months since you've last seen each other. you can't help but wonder if he's still yours like you are his. (modern!au)

warnings: smut (18+, minors dni) oral (female receiving), fingering, p in v, cream pie

a/n: this is my first fic ever for this show. I am on my second re-watch of Naruto, so lord, be gracious if anything is out of character.

It’s humid outside, the air clinging to your skin much like the dress you have on. Your heels click against the pavement as they carry you two blocks over. You aren’t close enough to hear the music, but gods, could you feel the bass. It’s the first party to kick off the summer. The sand siblings held a party every year and this one was no different. Well, maybe a little different. The weight of the necklace around your neck is a reminder of just how different everything really was.

The crowd is thick, the air intoxicating. Hungry eyes devour your being as you walk into the familiar home. The sound of your name catches your attention. A sly smile making its way on your face. All your favorite people are here. Your chest tightens a little. Sakura and Ino wrap you in a hug, compliments on your appearance pouring out of them. A bone crushing hug comes from behind you, venom on your tongue ready to bite when you turn to see Naruto. It dies, and all you can do is accept the affection he’s so graciously giving you.

Voices talk over each other, some getting lost in the music. But you know what’s being said. Talks of adventures, and completed missions. The relief of finally being home. The smile never leaves you as you partake in the conversation, you’ve been tucked up into Kiba’s side, his arm thrown lazily over your shoulder. Your best friend since damn near birth, it comes to no surprise that he’s missed you. Sighing, you turn your head, there is no ignoring the knowing gaze of Gaara. He’s been watching you since you got here, Temari too, just a lot more discreet.

“You’re going to leave a scar from your stare burning into my face.”

“You need a drink.”

The both of you stare at each other for a moment. The bass of the music vibrates through you.

“Naruto,” you call, breaking Gaara’s gaze. The blonde perks up at your attention. “Come.”

Normally Kiba would be at your side when it comes to this kind of thing, but that’d be a little too obvious this time. You hear Kiba laugh as Naruto makes his way to your side. If sunshine could be bottled into a person, he’d be it. He’s literally buzzing with energy. Eyes bright and slightly glassy, his signature grin taking up his face.

“Let’s get a drink,” you say, grabbing his hand and pulling him closer to you.

He nods, leading the way. His giant body parts the crowd a lot easier than you would’ve. His mouth is moving, but you can’t make out the words he says. His free hand flies as he talks, his whole body animated, eager to get his words out. It makes your lips quirk as you watch him. He really is a nice guy, a little clueless and impulsive, but nice nonetheless. If your heart wasn’t already taken by someone else, you could see yourself being completely owned by someone like him.

It’s in the kitchen when he lets go of your hand, lips brushing against your ear to ask what you’d like to drink. You barely hear him over your raging heartbeat. He’s here. Kankuro. He’s right there leaning against the counter, bottle in hand, looking like he doesn’t have a care in the world. It isn’t him that’s getting you worked up though. No, it's the girl that’s hanging on him, doing her best to appear meek whilst shoving her tits in his face. Your nails dig crescent shapes into your palms, teeth biting into your cheek. Huh, maybe things are different now. Naruto, your saving grace, calls your name. You're thankful you were able to look away before you got caught staring. As if you aren’t embarrassed enough.

“What do you want to drink?”

“Whatever is sweet and in a capped bottle, Naru.”

Your smile is sugary sweet when he winks at you. You fiddle with the chain around your neck, almost tempted to take it off. It went from being your hail mary to something that’s condemning you right back to hell. Maybe you made yourself a little too much of a target tonight. Your mind is attacking you and nothing has even happened. You pull slightly at the hem of your dress. It’s tight and it’s not moving—you knew what you were doing.

A snicker has you looking up. Instead of looking at the girl whose nose is the air with the audacity to judge you, your eyes meet his. A gasp gets lodged in your throat, making you choke on your breath. Fingers clinging onto the heavy metal that rests against your chest.

“Don’t think he’ll find what you’re wanting.” Her nasally voice mocks. “It’s rough or nothing around here.”

Your lips push in thought. This girl has no idea who you are. You aren’t here by word of mouth like most people. She has no idea a key to this house sits next to your own on the keychain in your purse. This castle welcomes you in, no matter what.

“Here, sweetheart.” Naruto says as he saunters up to you. “Easy to find when there’s four cases with your name written on it. Gaara really went all out for you tonight.”

Gaara. You need a drink. That’s why he’s in charge around here, you suppose. The guy just always knows. A light laugh escapes you. Naruto smiles at you quizzically, not completely understanding, but happy to see you happy. He really is contagious. Kankuro stiffens, you’re not sure if it’s from your laughter or the fact that Naruto is pressed tightly against you. Either way, you can see how he straightens, shaking the girl off him, his stare never leaving your face.

Ignoring him the best you can, you push on your tiptoes and lightly place a kiss upon Naruto’s cheek. You grin when heat blossoms instantly across his cheeks. “Thank you. Now come on, before Kiba hunts me down for a game of beer pong.”

One of the reasons you hate when Kiba hunts you down for beer pong is the fact that you guys never fucking lose. You’re a dynamic duo, carrying each other like a proper team should. Lee and Naruto are on the side of the table, frustration pouring out of both of them. Sweat beads along your hairline. Your hairdo long since forgotten due to the humidity; it’s now pulled up held loosely in a clip at the back of your head. There’s three cups left on the table, two for you and one for Lee and Naruto. It’s your turn to get the winning shot. You step into position, flicking the access water off the ball when you feel it. The heat of his stare. It’s taking in every inch of you never pausing for more than a moment. There’s nothing you can do other than freeze under such scrutiny.

Kiba calls your name, but you can barely hear him. Your gaze locks onto Kankuro’s. His eyes are blazing. Emotions swirling like a typhoon, desperate to drown you. He’s moving through the sea of bodies, shoulders knocking into others without even a backwards glance. He’s heading towards you and there isn’t much you can do.

Tearing your gaze from his, you squeeze your eyes shut. One, two, three. One, two, three. You can do this. Taking a deep breath, your eyes open, almost stumbling back because Kiba’s right in your face staring at you with a deadpan look.

“What?” You snap.

“What do you mean, ‘what?’ Throw the goddamn ball and win the game. You can fuck him later.”

Your lips part as your eyes narrow. “Listen here, mutt—”

“Don’t act like you guys weren’t just eye fucking each other.” Kiba rolls his eyes. “Plus, if you don’t, I’ll lose fifty bucks to Shikamaru. So help me out, huh?”

You don’t even know what to say. What can you say? He not only called you out on your bullshit, but Kankuro’s too. Kiba smirks, patting the top of your head before moving out of your way. All water, no cup. Lee and Naruto moan at their loss, again, as they down their drinks. Kiba howls, kissing your cheek causing you to squirm away from him. He knows you’re annoyed with him and is trying to be cute.

“I need some air.”

“Two more games,”

“Kiba! Shika is right there, use him. I need to breathe.”

You don’t miss his knowing smirk as you turn and head for the backyard. It’s drastically more quiet and you welcome it. There’s a few people out here, most taking a smoke. Your hand twitches, you should have snagged one from Shikamaru when you were inside. You walk around the yard, pulled deeper into the backyard where the edge of the yard meets the sparse trees. A light laugh escapes you when the sight of an old, roughly put together fort comes into view. Instantly you know it was Gaara’s, a place he could hide when he was younger.

A shriek comes from behind you, a hand flies to your chest as you jump. Gods, you’re wound so tight, the fresh air you were so desperate to get isn’t helping you now. If anything, you’re desperate to go home and wash the night off of you. The more you linger, the more you feel like it’s been a mistake. Even if Gaara and Temari think otherwise. You finger your necklace, the thought of taking it off and leaving it behind dances in your mind once again.

How mad would he be? Would he honestly be surprised? Does it fucking matter? Yes. It does. Because you love him. You’re a goddamn idiot in love with a bigger idiot.

Groaning, your head falls back, clip loosening, hair falling to frame your face. Yeah, it’s time to go home. Four cases of your favorite drink and you only made it through one. You’re only a little bitter about it. Tonight was supposed to be fun. He’s standing behind you when you finally make yourself turn to head inside. His presence makes you pause, eyes widening as your stare meets his. It’s quiet as you both watch each other, neither of you sure of the next move to make. It breaks your heart a little.

“Hey.”

“Hi,” you reply, voice light.

“Had a feeling I’d find you out here.”

He leans forward, handing you a bottle. Your lips twitch. You know it in your heart of hearts that it wasn’t fucking Gaara who made sure that your favorite drink was on hand. Rough or nothing around here. You snort, not when it comes to you.

“You been busy?” you ask, taking a pull as a distraction. Whatever will keep you busy. He’s got you on edge, you don’t need to show him just how exposed your nerves are. There’s double meaning to your words, let’s see if he answers honestly.

“Seemed that way, huh?” He laughs as he shakes his head. “No. Gaara’s been keeping us all busy.” You believe him. Kankuro has no reason to lie, especially about that. “So, you and Naruto, huh?”

He takes a step closer, eyes watching you closely. He’s close enough now that you can feel his body heat. His right hand brushes yours, pinky linking with yours before letting go. Your disappointment only lasts a second, soon his fingers are wrapping around your wrist, feeling how your heart beats for him.

“So, still falling for the bait, huh?” You laugh.

His eyebrow quirks at your grin. “Normally it’s Kiba.”

“I got smart.”

Kankuro nods, a small smirk tugging on his lips. It’s turning into a game, making you go from anxious to excited. You step into him this time, your chest brushing against his. It still amazes you just how much bigger he is than you.

“Always such a tease, puppet.” You gulp down a mixture of fear and desire as he applies more pressure to your wrist, your pulse racing madly in between his fingers.

He looks down at you, eyes dancing with mirth before they trail down the rest of you. It’s only a second or two when he pulls you in closer as his hand raises to your chest. You can’t help the strangled gasp that leaves you in a rush when his fingers pull at the necklace around your neck. Lightly, they trace over your skin, making you breakout in goosebumps despite the heat.

“That’s my name.”

“It is.”

“Around your fucking neck.”

“Yes.”

He looks so baffled. It’s almost cute. “Kuro, I haven’t ever belonged to anyone else.”

The door shuts behind you, your back slams into the knob causing you to hiss. You feel Kankuro huff against your neck as he holds back a laugh. Sliding a hand up his neck, your fingers tangle in his hair. There’s no hiding your smile when he groans.

“Baby,” the word is muffled against your skin. “You’re killin’ me.”

“Can always make it worse,”

“Yeah?”

“Mhm.” Your mouth at his neck before placing your lips at his ear. “I’m not wearing anything underneath all this.”

“What the fuck,”

You lean backwards, resting your head on the door. “You know what else?”

“Hmm?”

“I wore this dress just so you could take it off.”

“It’ll end up on the floor, baby. Might just rip the fucking thing off.”

In a smooth, quick movement, Kankuro goes to the floor. heat licks up your spine.You see his small smirk, large hands trailing up and down your bare thighs. You’d done a lot of things before, but never this.

“I haven’t even touched you yet, baby.”

He runs his nose over your center, taking in a deep breath. His hands tighten on your thighs, as if he’s stopping himself from diving right in. You shudder, squeezing your thighs together only for him to pry them apart.

Your teeth dig into your bottom lip, breathing shallow, watching him as his hand lifts one of your legs to rest on his shoulder. You can’t stop the moan when he kisses your ankle. You can’t help but wonder if he knew he could mold you into anything he wanted. You’ve been his since for as long as you've known him. He could straight out ruin you and you’d thank him.

His hand trails up your leg, rough calluses catching on your skin. There is no buildup, his finger running through your folds, a hum as he collects it before sticking the digit in his mouth.

“You're fucking soaked, babe. Fuck, bet you taste real sweet, huh?”

“Sweet as honey.” It comes out in a sigh.

“That’s fucking right.”

You clench around nothing. Kankuro’s voice was raw, deeper than you’d ever heard it. He gave nothing else before diving in. You moan, your head falling back against the door again. Only to lift it when he smacks your thigh.

“Baby,”

You huff, but nod, biting back your whimper. His tongue is flat as it makes its way through your folds. It’s like he’s done this before. Or at least thought about it. That thought does something to you. Thinking about Kankuro having thoughts about devouring you whole. You have to tell him, god, you have to tell him.

“Kuro,” you murmur, hips lifting to roll against his face.

“Baby.” He says voice thick with arousal. You squirm at the feel of his breath against you. His thumb rolls your clit in circles as his tongue parts your folds. He slips a digit in before replacing it with his tongue.

You grind yourself on his face, barely catching the feel of his teeth and it is exquisite. You whisper his name again, wanting him to look at you, to see you. Want him to know that you’ve only been a mess like this because of him. He holds you open and licks up the seam of your sex, your hips buck, rubbing yourself across his lips and chin.

“Hey, I got you.”

He strokes and teases your pussy. Switching off between his thick fingers and his tongue. He has you quivering. The sounds of you clenching around his fingers, his tongue are obscene and he fucking loves it.

You feel like you’re drowning. Every crashing wave grows higher and higher building a tsunami that can’t be stopped. You move with every flick of his tongue. Heel digging into his shoulder when he sucks your clit into his warm mouth. It almost sends you over.

“You taste so good, baby. So fucking perfect for me.”

You can’t help but laugh. “That’s because I’m made for you.”

Kankuro groans at your words. Fingers digging into your exposed thigh. You’re right on the edge. Just a little bit more. A simple push and—you cry out when his thumb brushes against your clit in a perfect circle. The perfect pressure and you're flying.

“Oh my god,”

He groans against you, feeling your release. You clench tightly on his tongue as he fucks it into you, taking everything you’ve got to give. He keeps up his pace, helping you ride it out. As your hips slow down he replaces his tongue with his fingers, his mouth going back to your sensitive nub.

“Kuro—Kankuro, no. Please.”

“Come on, be a good girl. Be a nice puppet for me, please. One more, just one more.”

It shoots straight to your core. You’re desperate, small whimpers falling from your lips. Good girl. Of course you’d be his good girl. Whatever kept him here with you is what you’d be.

You're dripping down your thighs. You know it’s all over his face, dripping down his chin. He catches your eye when he pulls away, a grin tilting his lips. He’s shining with your release. Leaning forward he catches you by surprise and kisses you. You hum into it, opening up to let him explore your mouth. Licking into him, you taste yourself. Odd, different, but not unpleasant. You're distracted when his fingers pump into you, curling into that spongy part of you that you can’t even reach. It hits fast and hard.

Kankuro’s chuckling to himself when he stands to his feet.

Your eyes narrow as your breath evens out. “Got something to say, Kuro?”

He grabs your hand and presses it against his groin. Even through the fabric of his jeans you can tell that he’s hard as steel and burning hot. “I think I’ve done enough with my mouth, hmm?”

“You going take me to bed, or fuck me against the door?”

His eyes darken at your words. “Baby I don’t know if I want to fuck you so hard the neighbors know my name, or fuck you to where you’re stupid for my cock and my cock only.”

You don’t say much as you get dragged over to his bed. Clothes are tossed on the floor. Kankuro curses under his breath when you pull your top off, his hands pulling you to him so he can suck a nipple into his mouth. You sigh with the building pleasure, hands combing through his dark locks.

“This won’t be gentle, I don’t know if I can be easy with you right now.”

“Are you warning me?”

Kankuro levels you with a look. “It’s been a while, babe.”

You trail your gaze over him from his head to his toes, lingering where his hand was working his length. “I think I’ll be okay. I know how to handle you. Always have.”

You run a thumb over the tip, smearing the precum. Your nails nip at his sensitive skin and he shivers. You fall back against the bed watching as he climbs over you. His dick nudges the soaked folds of your cunt.

“Come on Kuro,” you say softly, arching your back to lift your hips. “Ruin me, I want it.”

And you know he wants to.

“You’re too good to me,” his voice is thick with want.

Slowly he sinks into you. He’s too big. Fuck, he’s so big. The head of his cock snags at your entrance, causing him to start over. You breathe in nice and slow, relaxing yourself with every slow thrust he makes until he’s at the hilt.

“Holy fuck,” You hiss as he sits snug. You need a moment.

With a deep breath you nod, giving him permission and he’s taking it, demanding more–needing more the second he feels the tight velvet of your sex.

“Kankuro,” you moan, nails digging into his shoulders.

He nods. He knows you need this as much as he does. You're clinging to him, hands tugging at his hair, cunt clenching around him like he’d slip free at any moment. His thrusts are deep, building a slow burn inside of you. Your toes curl because it’s just the beginning. You arch your back, rolling your hips to meet his thrusts. You hit a good rhythm, letting yourself breathe, relax, and suck him in deeper. You’re almost where he wants you. Kankuro looks at you and your heart flips in your chest. It’s like he’s truly looking at you for the first time. He’s looking at you like he’s in love. You clench around him and he groans. He thrusts a little harder than before, causing your head to fall back.

“Eyes on me,” You whimper and open your eyes. “Eyes on me, baby.”

You watch each other, a breath apart as you circle your hips. You’re waiting for him to break. Any second now. He muffles out curses, a hand trailing up and wrapping around your neck. The action has your eyes rolling back before you snap them open. Your walls flutter around him, and his grip tightens. A knowing looking glinting in his eye. You flex your cunt, lower muscles bearing down as you grip him. He groans, the sound erupting in the silent room.

There’s pleasure coiling behind your pussy. “Kankuro, fuck,”

“What is it?”

“Fuck me,” You whine, pulling on his hair. “Please, baby, please. I need it.”

His gaze drops from your face to where he’s burying himself in your tight cunt. He nods before lifting his eyes. “Alright, alright.”

You flash him a grin and he jolts, his cock twitching deep. You cling to him, desperate and a little dizzy. You can’t remember the last time it was ever like this. Swallowing, you know that’s a lie. It’s always been him. He’s so big and you’re so fucking full. He fills you to the brim, cock dragging against your walls.

He's finally picked up his rhythm. Hammering into you, each deep stroke better than the last. Your orgasm takes you by surprise. You lurch against him when you moan. You melt, boneless, like jelly. You’re loose and wet and fucking perfect. His nose presses into your cheek as he grinds into you.

“Fuck, puppet. Missed the feeling of you on my cock.”

You snort, pulling yourself closer to him. Guttural grunts and low growls meet your ear. Heavy breaths that bounce around the empty room. It’s a brutal taking, and you are not wet enough. Tears pool in your eyes, threatening to fall with every harsh thrust. You take what you're given, no complaints. Kankuro readjusts, moving you to where you are firmly planted on his thighs, giving him a better angle. You’re bouncing with each thrust from his cock now. He’s deep, so deep you can see the bulge of him in your tummy. You pull his hair, grinning when he hisses.

“You got one more for me?”

He knows you can’t talk. He knows you’re fucked out, gone stupid on his cock. Just like he said he would. He loves when you get like this. He loves it even more because you asked for it. You move, opening up your legs a little wider. He groans feeling himself sink deeper into you. You’re puffy and raw and you’re living for it. Nodding, his name falls from your lips.

It builds and builds and builds until it has nowhere to go. It roars forward, jolting you, a scream ripped from your throat and your nails digging into him so hard you can feel when he starts to bleed. Kankuro is there. He holds you into place, lips grazing your cheek. He fucks you through it all, jamming himself into your searing overstimulated sex, he meets his end. His grip tightens, a low gravel filled groan comes from deep in his chest, filling you up. You feel the drag of his necklace when he lifts his head to trail kisses across your sweaty skin.

“Fucking hell,” he mutters, breaking the silence.

You pull him on top of you, hugging him tightly to you. You bask in the feel of him. You hadn’t realized how much you’d been missing him until you were drunk off of him. You’re aching and sore but you refuse to move away from him. His eyes are still dark and heavy-lidded as he regards you.

“Keep me in there,” he tells you and you just smile.

“Always.” You hum, scratching his head with your nails. “Missed you.”

“I missed you, baby. Always miss you.”

You swallow suddenly feeling shy. Kankuro pulls himself up, pushing loose strands of hair out of your face. He looks at you, really looks at you. Eyes roaming all over your face. He doesn’t miss a thing, never has. He knows you like the back of his hand.

“What is it?”

“Six months, Kuro. Six months of nothing from you. Then I come home to a leech on your arm.”

Even after he’s fucked you silly your feelings are hurt. Almost like a bratty little kid that didn’t get what you wanted. It didn’t matter that you had a point. He had all the time in the world to tell you he missed you, but he waited until you were right on the verge of giving up. He may be a master of puppets, but you don’t like being played with.

“You’re right. I should’ve made you a priority. I’m sorry.”

It’s not what you want, but for now, it’ll be good enough.

[geekthefreakout]

The GaaNaru Letters (part 3/?)

Part 1 Part 2

Dear Gaara,

I'm back in the village. You were right-- it was Tsunade that Pervy Sage was talking about. She's an old hag, but really strong. Oh, and Pervy Sage's name is Jiraiya. He's the one who taught me how to summon toads! He's supposed to be a legendary ninja, but he's really just a pervert.

Orochimaru-bastard was trying to get at Granny Tsunade too. We had to fight him, and it was my second time almost getting eaten by a giant snake. It was so gross!! But on the bright side, I mastered this awesome new jutsu that Pervy Sage taught me. It's called 'rasengan'. The old hag thought it was too tough for me to do, but I bet her I could master in in a week AND I DID! How awesome am I right now? I want to try it against your sand next time we see each other.

What I didn't have time to say last time is that your dad sucks. A lot. I know he's dead and everything and you're not supposed to say bad things about dead people, but what you said about him just makes me so angry!! How is it your fault that your mom died when you were born? Babies can't do anything about stuff like that. And it's not like you signed up for Shukaku either. What a jerk!

Bushy Brows is doing better now that Granny is here. She's doing a surgery for him, and then he can really get back on his feet. Everyone is doubting that he can be a shinobi again, but they're wrong. He won't stop until he's back in fighting shape, I know it. Sasuke woke up today, but he hasn't said anything yet. That bastard better fix his attitude soon, because he's upsetting Sakura-chan with his sulking.

I don't know why those guys are after us. Were you able to get your sensei to look into it? Also, how are things going with your siblings? It's good that they don't want to hit you. Family shouldn't hurt each other. You asked if they could be blamed for resenting you and I think... I don't know, kinda? I think they should know that your dad was so unfair to you. Even if you were scary, they're still your family, and if they weren't gonna give you a chance then why should you give them a chance, you know? But it sounds like they're giving you one now?

Sincerely, Naruto Uzumaki

PS: It doesn't count as you kicking my ass because you're the one who backed down! :p

Naruto Uzumaki,

I would like you to elaborate on the giant snake.

It is astounding to me that you refer to two of the measurably greatest ninja of our time as "old hag" and "Pervy Sage." I suppose the saying that familiarity breeds contempt is true-- though you don't seem to regard them with contempt. Tsunade has reached out to the council here in the Sand, and work is underway to repair the relationship between our two villages.

I am interested in this new jutsu. Your repertoire seemed somewhat limited when we fought, though it does not seem to be a problem for you with the amount of chakra you have. And, of course, I should not speak too much- I use my sand almost exclusively in battle.

I do not know Uchiha well, but I know his eyes. I know what silence means with them. Be careful with him, Naruto.

My siblings are... well. Giving me a chance, as you say. Kankuro has made a point of asking me to train with him. Well, he says train with him, but it is more him demonstrating his puppets to me. I have smashed many of them in the past, but I no longer wish to do so. He is very proud of them, and he should be-- ninja puppets require fine chakra control, and he is very skilled. I never noticed how skilled before. It is as though I am seeing him with new eyes. Temari has introduced me to her ferret summons, and has taken to preparing juice for Kankuro and I when we return from training. Kankuro complains that she is treating us like children, but is always happy for his juice. He contradicts himself like this often, I've noticed.

I am strangely grateful for your sentiments regarding my father. It is probably best that you do not speak them to my siblings, however.

Does Rock Lee hate m I had Temari tell Baki that she'd heard rumors about the Akatsuki, and the council is investigating. No one will know where she actually heard the rumors from. Now that our villages are collaborating, hopefully we will be sharing information freely as it comes.

I went for a walk as the sun set last night, and came to a noodle shop. The owner saw me and closed the windows. I have frightened her before. A child's ball landed at my feet. I saw him looking for it. I kicked it back towards him, and he thanked me. His mother pulled him away, but did not stop him from waving goodbye. Is this hope? I do not want to keep fostering fear within my village, but even my presence terrifies most of them. I cannot help but wonder- what would you do in place, Naruto Uzumaki?

Sincerely, Gaara of the Desert

PS: What does " :p " mean?

Dear Gaara,

The giant snakes are from Orochimaru. He's a FREAK with them. The first time was in the Forest of Death during the Chunin exam- that evil bastard had snuck in and attacked us. That's when he gave Sasuke that curse mark on his neck. The second time was when I was with Pervy Sage and Granny Tsunade. I broke a bone that time-- the snakes were so, so, so big. Like bigger than buildings! And slimy inside.

Sasuke has been acting kind of weird since the curse mark thing, and now he's acting even weirder. I guess it kind of makes sense. This isn't classified or anything so I can tell you- one of the Akatsuki that attacked me was Sasuke's brother, who also killed his whole clan! Having that happen when he was little is a big part of why Sasuke is such a jerk. But I understand him, you know? He was left alone. And Itachi's sharingan eye is different from Sasuke's and scrambled his head and that's why Granny Tsunade had to help him.

Sasuke is angry about Itachi, is what I'm saying. Even more than usual. If I can get him to sit and talk to me, I think maybe I should tell him about why his brother was after me. Sasuke and Sakura-chan don't know about Kyuubi, no one my age does. I guess I'm kind of scared to tell them. Even though they're my teammates and I trust them, I just don't want them to look at me different. But Sasuke is so angry. Is that what you meant by being careful with him? Sasuke wouldn't ACTUALLY hurt me, you know? Not any more than I would hurt him if we fought!

You use a lot of big words-- I had to look up "repertoire". Also- hey! There's lots of different uses for shadow clones, you know. I don't think it should count as limited. Also learning new jutsu is kind of hard for me, so I just try to get really really food at the ones I am good at. Besides, you also saw my summoning jutsu! And you didn't see my Sexy Jutsu.

Also, I don't feel contempt at all. I just tell it like it is. I had to look that one up too.

About people being afraid of you- I think a lot of the time, people are scared of things that are bigger than them, or things that they don't understand. People hate that sometimes. Lots of people in the village hates me, and it used to be lots more when I was younger. But little by little I'm getting people to see me. It all started with Mr. Ichiraku at the Ramen stand. Then Sasuke and Iruka-sensei. Just show them that you're not a monster. And to show them, you have to let them see you. I guess if I were you, I'd be pretty hurt. But I would go back to the noodle shop and buy noodles. Or maybe go find another place where they let me in and eat there. Then people can see that I'm not so bad! If you're not so mysterious, there's not a lot to be scared of.

There are some people who like mysterious. Like all the girls who think Sasuke is cute because they aren't around him enough to know that he's an asshole under those cheekbones.

Sincerely, Naruto Uzumaki

PS: :p is me sticking my tongue out! I wanted you to know since you can't see my face. I hope I can see your face again sometime!

Part 4

[turntechgaykid]

Reacting to NARUTO:

Love Haku an Zabuza

I love Naruto being the shortest on team 7

Ino an Sakura give ex girlfriend vibes (Sakura had a crush on Ino but when she found out Ino had a crush on Sasuke she felt rejected and embarrassed so said she had a crush on him too)

Sasuke and Naruto are in love (Naruto fell in love when Sasuke protected him from Haku & Sasuke fell in love when Naruto protected him from/fought Gaara)

Team 10 & 8 are fighting to be my favorite (Hinata is chubby + short headcanon)

I don't like Guy sensei or anyone on his team

Shikamaru's Dad is a functioning alcoholic??

I hate Pervy sage, I hope he dies

I love the Gaara - Naruto parallels

Love the parallel of Neji an Naruto being branded (I think the letter Hinata's Dad gave Neji was a fuckin lie)

I don't know how to feel about Kankuro & Temari

Naruto's frog wallet is the best thing EVER

Gaara's story makes my heart hurt

Gaara in his first fight with Sasuke says "you're weaker then I am" rather than "you're weaker then me" which is very meaningful to me as "you're weaker then I am" implies that Gaara sees himself as weak too instead of "you're weaker then me" which would've implied Gaara is strong/average an Sasuke is weak

Sasuke running to save Naruto from itachi>>>>

I hate Pervy sage more an more with each episode

Naruto wanting parental/familial connection and trying to cover it up when he's sad is tearing me apart

Tsunade is the best of all the sannin

Shizune an Tonton are such sweethearts

Sakura's speech before Sasuke left was obnoxious and her saying she'd go WITH HIM????

Does Choji have a thing for Shikamaru?? Does Shikamaru have a thing for Choji?????

Choji is a sweetheart 😭

Why is Shikamaru lowkey misogynistic

I like Temari an Gaara A LOT

I don't really like any of the sound ninja

HAKU KNOWS KIMIMARO???

HAKU RETURN

WHY ARE NARUTO AND SASUKE BREAKING UP

SASUKE KILLED NARUTO

NARUTO IS BACK

Giant hand Sasuke is grossss

Sasuke turned evil an put on lipstick

Mizuki & Iruka are ex's

Gaara definitely has a crush on Naruto

Thoughts on each team:

Team 7:

Naruto - Asian, Bi vibes

Sasuke - Japanese, Gay/MLM

Sakura - Singaporean, Lesbian, Comp Het.

Team 10: (stoner vibes)

Shikamaru - Sri Lankan, Gay/MLM (no way he likes women with the way he talks about them)

Ino - Wasian, Bi vibes (I like her better than Sakura)

Choji - Mongolian, Pansexual

Team 8: (the emo squad)

Hinata - Hyugas read as Hmong to me, Omnisexual

Kiba (+akamaru) - Cambodian, Straight ally

Shino - Chinese, Unlabeled

Team Guy/3:

Tenten - Korean, Unlabeled

Neji - Hmong, Gay/MLM

Rock lee - Chinese, Unlabeled

Sand Siblings:

Gaara - Egyptian, Unlabeled

Kankuro - Egyptian, Bi?

Temari - Egyptian, Queer?

Current Favorites: Shikamaru, Hinata, Haku, Gaara

[my-tatteredwingsof-freedom]

Links to all the current chapters of my NaruGaa fic, Sonder.

Summary:

Sonder: The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal awareness of it.

Gaara and Naruto have hated each other for years but their friends, ignorant of their reasons for it, always insisted their hatred was misplaced sexual tension. Naruto and Gaara think that's bullshit. However, a drunken Halloween party mishap leads their friends to think they may have finally fallen into bed with each other. Gaara would love to assure them that it never happened. Naruto, ever the genius, has a different idea. Fake dating? Staging a giant, messy break up to validate their hatred of each other? It's the dumbest idea Gaara had ever heard...so why did he agree?

Main Ship: Naruto/Gaara.

Side ships: Temari/Shikamaru, Kankuro/Kiba, Suigetsu/Sasuke, Sakura/Rock Lee, Ino/Sai.

Past Sasuke/Naruto

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Ongoing fic, no update schedule but I try to get the chapters up within two or so weeks of each other. Anyways, enjoy.

[spiremire]

Headcannon that Kankuro realized as a kid that not only was his father a giant bag of dicks, he was going to grow up to look exactly like him and that’s why he became a puppeteer. He could wear as much makeup as it took for people to forget that he looks exactly like Rasa

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Aburame Shino

(Anime only???) The Giant beetle that he’s able to summon, and the fact that he had a dream about being able to find a beetle that was completly new. It’s just such a sweet dream and i’m very happy that he got to see it become reality

(Anime only) His bond with Torune! I love these two and I wish they had gotten more time together, they’re so sweet. Torune was so supportive of Shino and kept pushing him forward, and Shino was the one who stepped up and found a way to protect himself from Tortune’s poison to ensure that he could always be near his brother 💜💜💜

(Anime only) When he just decided to start telling Naruto and Sai about himself in the middle of a mission because Naruto flat out said he didn’t know anything about him and that was unacceptable to Shino. Boy just wants to be seen, someone please see him 😭😭😭

Remember his chunin exam fight? When he straight up blew off his opponents arms? Ya, that was awesome XD Go Shino go!

Shino vs Kankuro fight. Shino was so bitter that Kankuro tapped out of their fight. He hated that he missed an opportunity to show his strength and kick ass, and he wasted no time in making up for it when the village was under attack. I love that they tied and that it highlighted both of their skills really well, and honestly i’m forever upset Shino wasn’t made a chunin because he friggen deserved that promotion,

(Anime Only) that scene where his bugs were being eaten by plant’s and he proceded to freak tf out. I love seeing Shino’s softer side. His bugs are so important to him and losing them really hurt him in a way we’ve never seen Shino hurt before. It was sweet, kind of adorable, but also heartbreaking watching him struggle through the loss of his bugs.

[chrimson-oc-central]

OC Character Profile - Akua Koizumi

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BASICS

Name - Akua Koizumi

Birthdate - January 23

Age - 13-14 years (part 1), 17-18 years (Shippuden), 20-21 years (The Last), 21-27 years (Blank Period), 33-34 years (Boruto)

Birthplace - Konohagakure (Village Hidden in the Leaves)

Pronouns - She/They

Nationality - Hinokoku (Land of Fire)

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APPEARANCE

Hair color - sea foam green

Eye color - orange (right), brown (left)

Height - 5’ (~152.4 cm), 5’7” (~170.18)

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PERSONALITY

Best traits - observant, clever, friendly

Worst traits - lazy, forgetful

Mannerisms - left-handed, sleeps a lot

What they hate the most - working too hard for little return, naps that aren’t refreshing

What’s most important to them - her friends and village.

Secrets - is afraid to get too close to people in case they hurt her like in the past.

Do they get along with or avoid other people - gets along very well with others!! Just won’t get too close or attached right away. But once she does you’re stuck with them for the long haul!

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FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Parents/Guardians - None

Siblings - None

Significant Other - Tenten (platonic life partner in The Last and forward)

Children - None

Pets/Animal Companions/Summons - Shibi (giant koi fish summon)

Teacher(s)/Sensei(s) - Suzume (academy sensei [kunoichi instructor]), Iruka Umino (academy sensei), Anko Mitarashi (Genin sensei)

Friends - Tenten, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Kaori Yumeno, Chihiro Osaka

Best Friend(s) - Tenten, Kaori Yumeno, Chihiro Osaka

Enemies - Akatsuki Organization, Orochimaru, Madara Uchiha, Kabuto Yahushi

Acquaintances - Kiba Inuzuka, Akamaru, Shino Aburame, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akamichi, Kakashi Hatake, Might Guy, Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma Sarutobi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sai Yamanaka, Hanabi Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, Hiashi Hyuga

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OTHER AND FANDOM SPECIFICS (Naruto)

Occupation - Leaf Shinobi (Ninja, Kunoichi)

Rank - Genin (Part 1), Chunin (Shippuden), Jonin (The Last and on)

Chakra Nature - Water

Kekkei Genkai - None

Affiliations - Hinokoku (Land of Fire), Konohagakure (Village Hidden in the Leaves), Allied Shinobi Forces (5th Division), Team Anko

Blood Type - O+

Favorite Food - Miso Soup

Least Favorite Food - Sushi

Hobbies - swimming, taking walks

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Brief Description:

Akua has sea foam green hair. Her eyes have heterochromia, with her right eye being orange and the the left being brown.

Akua is a carefree and go-with-the-flow kind of person, who enjoys riding along the current of life more so than actively pushing against trouble. This has landed them in trouble in the past, most notably how hurt she got from “friends” in her academy days. Because of this, they are slow to trust new people, but will care deeply for those she does get attached to.

Her easygoing nature can clash with Kaori’s short-temperedness, with Chihiro being the reluctant mediator between them. But when pushed to, she will act accordingly and fight for the people she loves and cares about most.

[dark-elf-writes]

Enemy nin: put your weapons down!

Cowboy Gaara suddenly infused with the essence of ‘Merica: what in the fuck knuckles did you just say to me!? It is my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to bear arms you fucking idiot! Lemme tell you what’s for!

Enemy nin: wtf if a constitutional right? I have no idea what he just said…

Temari: neither do we

Kankuro: he just gets like this sometimes

Temari: his first words were “live free or die”

Kankuro: we don’t know where he got it, but when we tried to ask he went back to making eagle calls. And anything is better than that.

Temari: remember that one time dad tried to make him confess to killing our babysitter but he yelled “I plead the fifth” and ran away?

Kankuro: Oh! Or that time he started telling that one guy he had the right to remain silent?

Temari: yeah, but didn’t he kill that guy?

Kankuro: right after he started yelling “suck my dick” I think

Temari: yeah that tracks. Have you noticed he’s started sleeping with his hand over his heart? Think it’s related?

Kankuro: maybe…last night I heard him sleep talking about “liberty and justice for all” while he was doing it.

Enemy nin: I’m just…gunna go now

Gaara: so you aren’t trying to take my weapons?

Enemy nin: *sweating* nope! It’s your right isn’t it?

Gaara: damn straight *blows smoke off of sand guns, twirls them, and puts them in holster that was not there a second ago*

Gaara: *tips giant hat*

In tears. Gaara being possessed by the American Spirit™️ has my sobbing real ass tears.

Child Gaara only communicated in eagle sounds.

[the-iron-fjord]

Everyone else's Infinite Tsukoyomi dreams:

Hinata: NaruHina which does come true, (except for the Neji being alive part).

Shino: Find some giant bug (BORING).

Kiba: Hokage, passes some dumb dog laws.

Shikamaru: Asuma and his Dad still alive, probably seeing Temari on the side.

Choji: Cute GF who feeds him food and loves his fat ass (he kinda gets this too, but I don’t know if she cooks for him).

Ino: Sasuke and Sai fighting over her (dumb slut), dad still alive, proud of her daughter being the Leaf Village’s bicycle.

Sai: Not being socially awkward, everybody loves him.

Rock Lee: Winning the Sakurabowl (I don’t know maybe this is one of the better, alternate universe Sakuras), also being stronger than Naruto and Neji (at least he’s stronger than Neji now).

Temari: Being useful, the dream that many female Naruto characters wish came true.

Kankuro: Bring Mecha to the Ninja World (he wins).

Gaara: Dad and Uncle alive and not total shitheads who wanted him dead, growing up with Naruto as a best friend.

Mizukage: Married.

[karume-selfshipper]

F/O List

I don't have set anniversaries for everyone... yet. I've never kept up with these before. But I do know roughly how long I've been with each one, I love them so much that I forget things easily...

Giant Teddy Bear: Over 6' and usually sweetheart underneath

Klaus von Reinherz (Blood Blockade Battlefront/ Kekkai Sensen) [June 3]

Broly (Dragon Ball Z)

Fatgum/ Taishiro Toyomistu (My Hero Academia)

All Might/ Toshinori Yagi (My Hero Academia) [May 18]

Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)

Hulk (Marvel)

Gometetsu (Naruto)

Rappa (My Hero Academia)

Jasper (Steven Universe)

Hazel (RWBY)

Raditz (Dragon Ball Z)

Bowser (Mario)

Juugo (Naruto)

Android 16 (Dragon Ball Z)

Adaman (Pokemon Legends Arceus)

Hildwin (AFK Arena) [May 5]

George Haskill (Tomorrow's Nadja) [June 8]

Joesph Joestar <specifically from part 3 atm> (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) [Jan 2]

Gang Orca/Kugo Sakamata (My Hero Acedemia) [May 16]

Sckrunkly Type A: They need a hug, a hot meal, and nap (both look like it and act like it)

Levi Akerman (Attack on Titan/ Shingeki no Kyojin)

Qrow Branwen (RWBY)

Madara Uchiha (Naruto)

Gaara (Naruto)

Eraserhead/ Shota Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

Larry (Pokemon Scarlet/Violet)

Wolverine (X-Men)

Batman/ Bruce Wayne (DC)

L/ Lawliet (Death Note)

Jigen Daisuke (Lupin the 3rd) [July 17th]

Sckrunkly Type B: They only look like they need TLC

Piers (Pokemon Sword/Shield)

Kankuro (Naruto)

Tomura Shigaraki (My Hero Academia)

Gajeel Redfox (Fairy Tail)

Brassius (Pokemon Scarlet/Violet)

Sckrunkly Type C: They act like they need TLC (AKA Hypocritical Gremlins)

Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) [Apr. 27]

Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z)

Steven Starphase (Blood Blockade Battlefront/ Kekkai Sensen) [Dec. 10]

Neji Hyuuga (Naruto)

Saitama (One Punch Man)

Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Sir Nighteye/ Mirai Sasaki (My Hero Academia)

Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Tyrian Callows (RWBY)

James Ironwood (RWBY)

Reigan Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)

Jet (Cowboy Bebop)

Bardock (Dragon Ball Z)

Nebulous Space: I just think they're neat!

Kisame Hoshigaki (Naruto)

Leonardo Watch (Blood Blockade Battlefront/ Kekkai Sensen) [June 5]

Zed O'Brien (Blood Blockade Battlefront/ Kekkai Sensen)

Steg (Steven Universe)

Lady Urbosa (Legend of Zelda)

Balalaika/ Sofiya Palovna (Black Lagoon)

Bayonetta/ Cerasa (Bayonetta)

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

Genos (One Punch Man)

Claude Faustus (Black Butler)

Beast/ Hank McCoy (X-Men)

Present Mic/ Hizashi Yamada (My Hero Academia)

Frieza (Dragon Ball Z)

Alucard (Hellsing)

Arthur Watts (RWBY)

Hidan (Naruto)

Kafka (Honkai Star Rail) [June 9]

Himeko (Honkai Star Rail) [June 9]

Dan Heng (Honkai Star Rail) [June 9]

[themountainsthatwalk]

@hiddensand-puppeteer

You know what the hidden sand didn't get much? Earthquakes. Especially not ones that were so... repetitive? The source however, is of no surprise. It's the giant dolphin horse practically jumping in joy as it approached Kankuro.

Sure, Kokuo had spied him from like, a hundred miles away, but the idea that humans didn't see that far had not occurred to the giant kaiju.

Of course, the idea that Kankuro did not want to be suddenly picked up between two hooves and lifted into the air did not occur to him either. No, his eyes are sparkling! "Oh! Are you an entertainer? Do you do shows? Are you travelling to a show? Do you have fans?" So many questions.

"Kokuo." The man's voice cut through the air. "It's rude to suddenly pick people up."

"Right! Sorry!" And he's just going to try to gently put the man back down. Without crushing him. But his eyes are still sparkling.

[desertgourd]

hide (pre-chuunin exams. My muse is Baki, and they're on an assassination mission. Gaara must wait for Baki's signal to strike)

Symbol meme starters drabble.

The Land of Earth was cold. Towering treetops burst across the sky and shaded the earth packed hard by pine needles and grit. The frigid wind shrieking through the cliffsides bit through his overcoat to the bone. The jagged rock behind which he crouched, the color of lichen-spotted iron, the size and shape of a giant's toe, cut sharply into his shoulder blades and the small of his back. The sickly sweet stench of vegetation rotting in the ravine they had crossed that morning followed them in the soles of their still-damp sandals; it made the air taste wet, metallic, as though he had licked a boulder.

The Land of Earth was silent, too. Three days of travel had taken the sand siblings and their sensei far off the beaten track, but their presence had driven every living creature fleeing beyond their sensor ranges. Or perhaps it was the energy of the tailed beast swirling and festering in the belly of its host; neither predator nor prey lingered long when a jinchuuriki stepped onto the scene. Not the smart ones, anyway.

A sharp and distinct cry rang to the east, reminiscent of the short-legged hawk native to western Wind. It was not a short-legged hawk: It was Temari. Their enemy was in sight. Ten feet to the north, on the other side of the rock, he felt the chakra wires tighten across Kankuro's chakra wire traps. Perched in the branch of a resolute oak directly above Gaara's head, Baki tensed.

At the ripe age of eleven, Gaara was not privy to the political underpinnings of their B-rank mission, nor did he care to know. What mattered only was their target: An Iwa-nin of enough power and influence to pose substantial threat to Suna's inner workings. During the briefing Gaara had stared hard in one corner as his father explained this shinobi's rumored methods of siphoning chakra from his opponents, of single-handedly manipulating the bodies of entire teams of jōnin like puppets without strings. This was why a jinchuuriki, with vast reserves no conventional jutsu could touch, was chosen to eliminate their target.

The Temari-shaped call sounded again, this time two caws in quick succession. The air seized with anticipation. Gaara felt the veneer of calm swallow him the way a vulture might submit to one last, lazy circle before diving toward its mark. His heartrate slowed, his pupils dilated, the back of his throat was wet and waiting.

Above him, Baki's fingers twitched. In that moment Gaara was no longer a boy, nor even a shinobi: He was Sabaku no Gaara, the disgusted and the feared, Sunagakure's prized possession and ultimate weapon. Deep in his core, Shukaku howled for blood. Gaara's lips twitched in nothing that resembled a smile. Then, in a whirl of sand, he went to earn his keep.

[my-tatteredwingsof-freedom]

I don't normally promote my own fics here but why not? Chapter 1 of my work in progress

Pairing: Naruto/Gaara

Side pairings: Temari/Shikamaru, Kankuro/Kiba, Sasuke/Suigetsu, Rock Lee/Sakura, Ino/Sai, Hinata/Shino, Itachi/Deidara

Rating: Explicit; tags for the fic will be updated as it progresses.

SUMMARY:

Sonder: The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal awareness of it.

Gaara and Naruto have hated each other for years but their friends, ignorant of their reasons for it, always insisted their hatred was misplaced sexual tension. Naruto and Gaara think that's bullshit. However, a drunken Halloween party mishap leads their friends to think they may have finally fallen into bed with each other. Gaara would love to assure them that it never happened. Naruto, ever the genius, has a different idea. Fake dating? Staging a giant, messy break up to validate their hatred of each other? It's the dumbest idea Gaara had ever heard...so why did he agree?

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Final Moments

Words: 1233

For: @konoha-interrogation

A shinobi must always be prepped to die for their village.

               For years Kakashi had listened to Rasa repeat those words to him before every mission. He’d committed them to memory, reminding himself of them whenever he was faced with a foe that was more powerful than him.

               Even when he didn’t want to die, Kakashi was prepared to forfeit his life for the village, just as he was taught to do. Just as any shinobi should be willing to do. Those words had become even more important to him when Rasa’s body was discovered just outside of Suna’s wall’s decaying under the blazing sun.

Then, just a few hours ago while he was on his way back from a visit to Konoha, Gaara was kidnapped from the village and Kakashi was faced with a choice he never thought he would have to make.

To stay and protect his village as the Kazekage, or to chase after the kidnappers in a desperate attempt to save Gaara.

Without a moments hesitation, he chose Gaara and left the village in Baki’s care.

With Kankuro in the hospital fighting for his life against a poison that their doctor’s didn’t understand, and Temari still out of the village, there was no other option really. Kakashi was the only one who had any chance at saving Gaara.

               All his life Kakashi had been prepared to die to protect Suna, but now it wasn’t the village he was putting his life on the line for. He’d left behind Rasa’s teachings as soon as he heard the situation, and made a choice that could only be described as selfish.

               He’d chosen Gaara.

He just hadn’t prepared himself to face off against an old friend when he’d made that choice.

“I’ll deal with him,” Sasori’s voice stabbed right through his heart, awakening memories that he had tried to bury years ago. “Get the Jinchuriki to the hide out.” “On it!” His partner grinned, sparring a glance Kakashi’s way. “Try not to take too long.” With that, he was gone. Flying off with Gaara hanging from the mouth of his giant, ugly bird. Rage boiled inside of Kakashi’s heart. A feeling he hadn’t allowed himself to express since he was a child, and which was now directed at someone he had once dared to call a friend. Someone he had admired when he was younger and far more naive. “Bring him back.” He growled as lightning arched between his fingers. Sasori simply stood there staring at him from behind the wooden mask of the puppet he wore. “Or what? You’ll kill me?” Extending out from his fingers, lighting began to fill the area around Kakashi. An extension of his anger, sparks licking the air as he dug his heels into the ground. “Give him back,” he repeated. “Or I’ll tear you limb from limb and leave your corps out for the vultures.” Laughter was the response he received. A low, bitter laughter that sent chill’s through his bones. “You’ll die trying.” “If that’s that case,” he focused his lightning into the souls of his feet and lowered himself into a charging stance. “Then  so be it!” Die trying.

Kakashi had accepted his fate when he chose to face off against Sasori. Even though he was confident that he had grown stronger than the other man, strength didn’t always matter when fighting someone who could kill you with a single scratch, and that was exactly what Sasori had achieved.

One tiny scratch across Kakashi’s cheek. A wound that Kakashi had sustained while delivering his final blow straight through Sasori’s heart.

Two steps.

He’d managed to take two steps away from Sasori’s broken body before the poison began to take affect. First it sapped him of what little energy he had left after the fight, and then it attacked his muscles.

His knees gave out from under him, sending him crashing into the sand just a few inches away from where Sasori’s body lay.

The last thing he saw as his eyes slid shut was Sasori’s face, as young and untouched by the world as the day he’d left Suna.

The face of a friend turned enemy.

“I’m sorry.” he whispered into the air, unsure if he was speaking to Sasori’s wooden corpse or to the brother he had failed to save.

“Boss?” Pakkun’s voice called out to him, but Kakashi didn’t move. ‘Hey, Boss. Help’s on the way. Just hold on.”

Kakashi wanted to laugh, but he was to weak to find the minuscule amount of energy required to do so. For two years he had Pakkun by his side, his favorite of the hound summons that the Hokage-

No, his father, had given him.

It was Pakkun who had led him to Sasori using the piece of fabric Kakashi had found clutched in Kankuro’s hand, and it would be Pakkun who stood at his side as he drew his last breath.

Somehow it all felt so fitting. After years of growing up without a father, Kakashi’s last moment’s would be spent beside the gift his father had given him. It may not have been Hatake Sakumo himself, but it was close enough.

“Boss…”

Kakashi wanted to reach out and pat Pakkun’s head. To comfort him with a small gesture.

“Gaara,” he muttered, his throat burning with every breath he took. “Get back- Suna- find

“I’m not leaving you,” Pakkun insisted. “we’re going back to Suna together, got it?”

Positivity.

Even now Kakashi struggled to understand it, but he found that in this moment he appreciated it. Even if he knew things wouldn’t work out the way Pakkun said, it was nice to dream.

To forget about all of his training for just a few precious seconds and pretend that things would be alright.

That he would be alright.

“Kaiyo,” he spoke again, his voice a little gravellier than usual. “Tell Kaiyo-“ Words failed him at that moment. Both because of the sheer exhaustion of having his body attacked by a deadly poison and because he didn’t know exactly what it was he wanted to say. He wasn’t even sure why Kaiyo had come to mind at that moment when he needed to worry about Gaara and Kankuro.

Why was it that he was suddenly seeing her face hovering in front of her or hearing her voice calling out to him ad though she was right there with him.

His heart ached at the thought. The last thing he wanted Kaiyo to see was him slowly dying in front of her. Then she might never smile again, and he so loved her smile.

The way her lips curled up, creating little dimples in her cheeks. How she would always wink at him as if that moment of happiness was a secret to be kept just between the two of them. A precious moment that no one else could know about.

“Kaiyo,” he throat burned, but he forced her name out as her voice grew louder in his ears. “I-“

“Kakashi,” she sounded like she was right beside him now, voice dripping with panic as she called out to him. “You idiot.”

“I…I think-“Feeling the pull of unconsciousness tugging at him, he forced his eyes open for one final, precious second and gazed at the beautiful face he enjoyed staring at whenever she travelled from Konoha to see him. “I think I might…love you.”