#ghost f**kers

[fujosh1dreamer]

This was the most validating episode of helluva boss, as a millie stan. I've loved millie since day one, and Im happy to say I've defended her many times when it comes to toxic fans who don't understand the show.

Now we have actual spoken confirmation that millie and blitz are best friends. 🥹

They adorable and they deserve all the happiness. That flashback was amazing and did a great job of showing their relationship and how everyone really does depend on blitz.

Also this moment totally broke me.

The face blitz makes when millie hands him back the skull charm, I'm glad he didn't lose it i would've been devastated.

Overall a favorite episode of mine. I'll probably talk about blitz being upset over stolas in another post this one is all for millie.

[theadhddimsenion]

A few predictions on how the dhorks and cherubs will tie into the greater plot.

Verokia will get exposed as a demon during one of hee earth concerts and tex goes to the i.m.p to plead for help. Blitz is rightfully reluctant to help her but with loona vouching he relents and veroskia gets some much needed advice on letting go of the past as few demons understand the danger of refusing to forgive yourself better than blitz buskso.

Collin and loona will have a moment. Showing some maturity on her side.

The dhorks will show they don't really care about humanity when moxxie questions them if declaring war on hell was really in mankind's best interest.

[saydoubleu]

GHOST F**KERS

[sleepyjuniper]

WAIT A SECOND I JUST REALIZED I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

THESE GLOVES WERE CHOSEN TO CONCEAL HIS SCARS. NOW THAT WE KNOW THE WHITE IS SCARS

So my theory is further backed up, that Blitzø's gloves being on/off has become kind of an indicator of when he's being his true self, or being emotionally vulnerable, vs when he's being closed off. On the date with Stolas when he won't allow himself to be open and vulnerable? Emphasis on his gloved hand pulling away from Stolas'. Both disguises, from CHERUBS and Ghost F**kers? No gloves. Honestly, Brandon's own touch on Blitzø shines through there.

[neurospiczzzziee]

HELLUVA Boss - Imp/ Blitzø powers theory:

Okay so since Sinsmas I have been thinking a lot about Blitzø and IMP abilities.

So in Sinsmas we got to see Loona's demon form and Vivzie has hinted before about other demons having official forms other than Goeitias.

My theory is that Imps most likely have abilities dealing with fire; however, they have not been taught how to properly handle it. Like they have this hidden power, but they have no idea how to control it. This would make sense with them being the native demons to Wrath which has fire twisters and volcanos everywhere (This is mentioned in Harvest Moon by Moxie)

This ability would also make sense of the slur "Fire Toad" that Blitzø was called during Western Energy while he was in the sloth ring.

Rings of Hell Fire types:

Okay so in Helluva boss lore the different rings of Hell seem to have different types of fire/fire colors.

Envy: unknown. Maybe black ish or kind of a like neon yellow/green. The yellow green color is what was shown in Ghost F**ckers during the Millie and Blitzø flashback scene. Kind of reminds me of pop lights.

Wrath: Seems to have more normal stereotypical fire colors. Like orangish red.

Sloth: is shown to have pinkish/purple colored fire. This is shown on the demons with the candles and on Belphegor

Pride: Pure Red and White fire.

Lust: blue fire. Seen in Ozzie's body. Also you see it at Ozzie's. In the Corners.

Gluttony: yellow goopy honey fire

Greed: bright green fire. Seems to be the only fire that causes hellborn demons physical harm. Was the fire at the circus during the explosion.

You can also see that horses are made of fire and their colorations show what ring the horse is from.

Lava-esk red/orange fire: from Wrath.

Green: from Greed, Purple/Blue: From Lust, Pink from Sloth

Fire Blitzø motif:

Okay so fire is a HUGE motif in this show especially surrounding Blitzø. This man is always setting shit on fire whether purposeful or accidental.

First episode Murder Family

Blitzø and Millie are literally set on fire and that's how we learn that earth flames have no effect on demons. Also I love the call back to this moment later on in Apology Tour. RIP BLITZØ PLUSHIE 😭

Then we get to see Blitzø accidentally set Loo Loo land on fire in the second episode

In spring breakers and cherubs you don't really see much fire motifs. The most you see is Millie light a molotov cocktail.

Then we jump to S1 Ep 5 Harvest Moon Festival:

This is our first sighting of Blitzø's lighter as he lights a cigarette

The lighter is later used as a metaphor for him by Loona when talking to Octavia in Season 2 Seeing Stars

The lighter is acting up at first but then eventually produces a strong flame. She uses this dads mess up and sometimes they don't always get it right but at least they are trying and that's what is important.

Then we see the lighter again in Mastermind, Loona saving a photo of IMP and then trying to light the files on fire. Blitzø has to help Loona to get it to light.

In Season 1 episode 6 Truth seekers we see the first hint of flame like motifs destroying his loved ones.

The season one finale Ozzie's also has the fire motif with Ozzie's blue flames standing over him in casting his judgement and shame with his past relationships.

(He looks so ashamed of himself and sad)

S2 Seeing Stars we of course have the previously mentioned lighter scene and then the beautiful Blitzø action hero moment.

Then in Oops we learn that he accidentally set his family's circus on fire by knocking over a birthday cake, said fire killed his mom, hurt Fizz and hurt himself.

later on in Oops he causes another explosion and sets the whole area on fire and has to Rescue Fizz

Then the fire is again referenced in GhostF**kers with the infester demon.

Blitzø's main trauma is that everything he touches gets destroyed or ruined.

Apology Tour: All 2 u song

There is this gorgeous moment when Stolas is singing about his frustration with Blitzø where it shows Stolas in flames. And Blitzø sees this and sees that he hurt Stolas. Metaphorically burns him.

Cause, darlin', you're the thief

But you were mine to earn

What if I came on too strong?

What if I read this all wrong?

What if we just don't belong?

All this "What if? What if? What if?

What if? What if? What if?

Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?" Makes me BURN

In Mastermind it really shows this with him being surrounded by flames when he is about to die. There is also this lovely quote in the song by Stolas

"Does this fool deserve this flame?"

"Let his name light a fire in the hearts of his Race"

"You're my light"

I like the motif of Blitzø continuously being almost punished by the flame and his own flames. Flames hurt people they burn. They are dangerous and out of control. People often refer to love or lovers as a flame or a fire that burns.

Also Stolas literally refers to him as his light. Blitzø is a light to those around him. He inspires other Imps to go outside of their social ranking. He inspires others to break the mold. He lit the way for a new path for Moxie, Millie, Loona and Stolas

The lighter motif continues. Yes it is faulty and inconsistent but it still tries and it works.

And then we get to Sinsmas

HOW OFTEN IS THIS MAN LITERALLY SETTING SHIT ON FIRE!??

It is established that Blitzø is really good at cooking. This isn't the sims where someone is new to the cooking skill and sets their kitchen on fire 😂. It would be different if he couldn't cook. But he can cook.

Also while talking about accidentally setting shit on fire. Fire shows up out of nowhere on Blitzø! Homeboy wasn't even cooking this time! 👀

Then this after the whole Octavia fight with Stolas. This man LITERALLY ATE COALS TO BECOME A HEATED BLANKET TO COMFORT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE!

. . .So at this point I'm like. . .Can IMPS control Fire???? Or at least be Conductors of fire??? I have so many questions.

Like it's obvious that Blitzø doesn't have control over fire because of him using a lighter to light things also the sheer amount of times he has accidentally set shit on fire. But all I can think is the lighter motif of Blitzø and how at first the lighter is erratic, but then it eventually works.

I imagine that Imps have abilities but part of the class divide made it where they lost knowledge of their abilities. Or that their abilities are extremely erratic and difficult to control. Which makes sense because their birth sin is Wrath.

Further connection to Blitzø and fire motifs meanings:

1. Fire as a Symbol of Destruction and Rebirth:

The circus, what happened to Fizz. Literally the destruction of Stola's old life and status.

2. Fire as a Metaphor for Passion and Desire:

Homie all of Stolitz

3. Fire as a Symbol of Purification and Renewal:

Renewal of ones self. Blitzø redemption arc

Think of how Millie was on a bad road but Blitzø helped her get on the right track.

Blitzø game Moxie a new life out of jail.

He also gave a new path to Loona.

4. Fire as a Representation of Creativity and Inspiration:

Giving Stolas inspiration to choose his own path.

Inspiring other Imps to question society norms.

Basically my Ted talk conclusion is that if we ever get to see BLITZØ's final demon forms it has to deal with fire. Homie is non stop symbolized by fire.

If you have anything else to add please let me know. Thank you Vivzie and helluva boss team for all of your fun metaphors you put in your work.

[drama-glob]

SPOILERS FOR "GHOSTF**KERS!!!"

OMG!!! So much happened in this episode and just poor Blitz all around. ;_; ;_; ;_; While it's not good that he's running I.M.P. into the ground and binging junk food while watching TV, he's just in such a bad place from his fallout with Stolas and it seems like he's at the depression stage of grief; I guess he tried working through it, if the shorts do take place before this episode, but it didn't work and so he resorted to his new coping method. :/ Millie doing what she can for him is heartwarming as she continues to be his most supportive friend, even though Blitz's desire to be Bethany and try to f*ck some ghosts rather than face his actual problems is obviously just delaying things. :/

I appreciated the blatant "Scooby-Doo" reference, but things taking a very dark turn once Millie and Blitz part ways is beyond messed up. O_O We knew from the trailer that we were going to see the "ghost" mess with him and make him see his mom, but to watch her LITERALLY BURN in front of him in addition to seeing all the horribly injured versions of Millie is twisted, gut wrenching and horrific. O_O

My heart broke when Blitz didn't want Millie to touch him and yelling that he destroys everything, but I love Millie immediately going in to reassure him that he made her life better and it was soooo cool that we got to see how Millie and Blitz met. It was lovely getting to see how I.M.P. came to be and that between the other episodes we got this season, were able to see how overall everyone bettered from Blitz's involvement in their lives.^_^<3<3<3 Millie and Blitz just resting shoulder to shoulder at the end of her speech was just so sweet and felt good after all the crap Blitz just went through. <3<3<3

Big surprise that Rolando was the bad guy and anyone that didn't know that must not have seen the trailer. ;) His powers were so creepy but cool (if I'm being honest) and now we can say we saw an infestor demon in action. ;) Rolando's fight scene was scary but awesome and certainly shows he's been at this game for a while. O_O Even though seeing Tilla burn in front of him was probably still the most horrific part for me, Blitz being forced to see all those painful memories was a close second as well as him begging for Rolando to stop hurting Millie when he controls his body. ;_; ;_; ;_; Millie was right though that Blitz has this and I love that Millie beat the possession out of him. ;) I did laugh pretty hard though at the final move just being Blitz kicking the ghost sucker into the pull, but hey, it did get the ghost so I'd say the product worked...even if it did cost a couple thousand souls. ;)

Millie and Blitz just having a little chat at the end of it all felt really nice and even if Blitz is still depressed about Stolas (which I can't say I blame him), he at least doesn't have to cope as he was doing before, can start to actually heal and has Millie there to lift him up like he did for her.<3<3<3

At least Moxxie got to a happy ending too with getting to enjoy a musical and some ice cream after trying to complete his truly awful task. ;)

Such a great episode overall and that while it did hit in the feels department, I know I spiraled into way worse scenarios this could have gone (as I'm sure many of us did ;) ), so I'm glad the level of anguish was tempered by the strength of Millie and Blitz's friendship to see them through this job. ^_^<3<3<3

[phoneycam]

So i was looking for new codywan fanfiction as i usually do when i come across this post and my brain just, yes.

I love to think it was just inevitable and not really conscious. Like they don't fucking realize because why would they?

One day Cody and some of the ghost company are giving the tour to the new batch of shinies, explaining how things work, the rules, cleaning shifts, where everything is, etc.

They arrive to the bridge where the General is waiting for them with the kindest smile. This is the rutine everytime they get a new batch, Obi-Wan presents himself formally without the kaminoans presense sucking up any friendly encounter and Cody doesn't have to deal with his sad tooka eyes when the shinies are too terrified of him otherwise.

The commander is about to present them to their new general when his comm lights up showing Rex incoming transmition. He looks up to his generals comm also lightning up, they share a concerned look before answering at hte same time.

"Master! thanks the forse-" "CODY WE NEED KRIFFING REINFORCEMENTS" "Re-... calm d..wn! it's.. -ot that bad!-" "SKYW...KER JUST-... XPLODED TH-.. SHIP-"

While the shinies jump on diverse levels of startle, the veterans share an exasperated-concerned look. They had just set off cordinates to Coruscant. Obi-Wan sighs.

"It seems like we'll need to end the tour a little earlier than expected general." Cody takes of his helmet resigned and ignoring the transmitions shouting at eachother.

"Indeed commander. Guess i'll be waiting for you to join us at the war office" Obi-wan signs to Waxer and Boil to follow him.

Cody sighs and lean over to kiss his general when he passes him.

"I'll grab you a cup of tea on my way" Obi-Wan smiles fondly and returns the kiss.

" Thank you dear" He respondes and exits the bridge not realizing that one, his not being followed, two, the deafening silence he just left behind and three, the gaping group of shinies. In his defense, Cody doesn't realize either. He just smiles smitten until the doors close behind his beloved and the commander mask falls in again.

"You heard the general, change the coordinates to... is there a problem?" Rex who is still on is the first to come out of it.

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-" And then chaos.

[snorkling-in-sodasea]

Ghost F-Kers Rant

Because yeah, I'm pissed at this episode. I initially liked it but that's literally just because it had the fucking Stolitz drama that I'm so sick and tired of at this point to the back. It may be how the episode even happened but it was still to the back.

Then I read YMMV on TV tropes for this episode and realize that, under Informed Wrongness, Blitz is a fucking douche. Again.

And now I'm right back into hating Blitz so I don't like the episode as much anymore.

It's amazing. It truly is. Stolas is literally the only reason I can ever care about Blitzo. When Blitzo is being made to care about and fall in love with his abuser and sexual extorter. Take Stolas away, though, and I go straight back to hating Blitzo and wanting him to suffer.

And no, I don't mean 'suffer' like that fucking constant trauma dumping that the show writers seem to do with Blitzo in every single episode now. I'm talking about making him suffer comedically.

Eustace Bagg from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Dan from Dan Vs. Those two men are grown up entitled babies and yet, I can feel for them far more than I ever can Blitzo. Eustace and Dan definitely don't need a sexual abuser like how Blitzo does for me to feel sorry for them and/or like them

Maybe that's because of two major things that are coming to me off the top of my head. For one, the writers made sure that Eustace and Dan got as much shit as they gave. Or at the very least, they often made sure to remember that they're assholes and should be punished for it

The other thing is probably that, more often than not, it was funny. It wasn't just cathartic when these assholes got consequences for their jerkass behavior. It was also funny. Sure, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Dan Vs. are comedies but maybe that's it. Helluva Boss really was better off being a comedy and nothing more, so that way, Blitzo can suffer like Eustace and Dan and that would've been perfectly fine

Because really, nobody's ever held accountable in the right way. As in, the actual fucked up shit someone does, especially if they're in Viv's favor, actually get held accountable for that shit. It's treated as no big deal that Blitzo has always stalked his employees and tried being their 'third' against their wishes. Stolas is constantly written like his worst flaws are just not being aware or missing the hint, like his racism and fetishizing ways aren't a thing he does, as well as neglecting his daughter the very second Blitzo re-entered his life. And getting into Hazbin Hotel, and just to give a couple of examples for that show, only a fucking passing mention is made about Angel always violating Husk's boundaries and apparently Husk isn't a bad guy for taking his frustration out on everyone and airing their dirty laundry when it was only Angel who was bothering him at the time. At least if Helluva Boss was strictly a comedy that made assholes suffer comedically, then I wouldn't give as much of a fuck (I don't know about Hazbin Hotel but I'm staying focused on my rant for Ghostfuckers here)

But yeah, I hate how, in this episode, Blitzo nearly bankrupts the company that Millie works in and she's the one who says sorry to him. Like, does Millie seriously not realize the end result that would've affected her? Sure, Blitzo may have given her a new life she loves but he was threatening to end it. And worse, he couldn't have been bothered to care or even think about how his incapability of managing his personal shit without dragging others into it would have affected the employees he claims are his family

Come on, Millie, your and Moxxie's jobs were on the fucking line! If anything happened to your job, then you wouldn't be able to stay in your apartment building. You wouldn't be able to have the city life. And if you can't stay in the city, where you were so damn happy to be in because it proved you could be more than a simple farm girl or, at best an underpaid goon, then you. Would have lost that.

You would have needed to go back to the farm where you were worried you'd be stuck in for the rest of your life. And honestly, you're lucky that you even have someone to turn to, somewhere to go, even if you hate it. Because I'm sure there's so many people who become downright homeless all because they're out of a job. But yeah, even though you're lucky, Millie, Blitzo's actions would have still left a negative impact on your life that you never would've wanted

Let's not forget how it affects your husband, too. Moxxie would have preferred the in-laws over Crimson, yeah, but it's still not gonna be a happy life for him. Not when he's with people who just barely hide their disdain towards him. That means Moxxie's life is also going to be severely negatively affected, his life would have taken a turn that he would have never wanted, and it's all because fucking Blitzo decided that a pity party for himself was the most important thing ever

Honestly, Blitzo only seems to be caring and selfless in comparison to Stolas. When it comes down to it, Blitzo will still make himself the most important person in his own life. And yeah, that does make itself known when he's in a 'mood' because there's people out there who would legitimately rather throw pity parties than actually overcoming adversity or personal problems

Blitzo was looking to adopt a kid at the pet pound but he didn't want a 'sad-looking' kid. He didn't see poor souls that shouldn't be there, he just saw the place potentially providing a convenient sap who can 'learn' to love him. He just adopted Loona because... she's the prettiest? I'd like to believe 'he saw himself in Loona' but either those kids earlier were a different type of sad from Blitzo himself or Blitzo just saw a pretty, crying girl and wanted to save her (in a platonic way, I just don't know how else to phrase that)

Blitzo wanted to get together with Barbie despite how it's the most obvious thing ever that she doesn't want him in her life again. Blitzo still goes out of his way to find her, being hostile the very second he doesn't get answers that he wants, makes Barbie out to be the bitch that he voluntarily took a week-long search for her, and never calls off the hit that would cost Barbie her job. Blitzo obviously had to know during the verbal confrontation that the target for Moxxie's job is someone Barbie needs for her own job. Yet, when the physical confrontation happened, Blitzo never stops Moxxie from killing the guy. It seems nice on the surface to offer Barbie help when she was out of a job but, given his general attitude in Unhappy Campers - specifically towards Barbie in this case - and the fact that Blitzo lets the hit happen even though he should know how it would affect Barbie, it just comes off as Blitzo wanting someone around who would notice it when he dies. Even if Blitzo didn't think of making Barbie dependent on him so that she'd have an excuse to be around him and give him a chance to 'mend' any broken bonds, it's still clear enough that he decided that his livelihood is more important than Barbie's thanks to, once again, never calling off that hit. Probably the most insulting part is that Blitzo offers help like his general nasty attitude towards Barbie and complete disregard for her personal wishes wasn't going to be an issue at all. Oh, and let's not forget how Blitzo spent months not knowing that Barbie checked out of the hospital, meaning that he never had a desire to talk to her or check up on her for months. That just seems, at least to me, more like he only cared in Unhappy Campers about a bond with Barbie for his personal gain

Blitzo may have cared about Fizzarolli but he had the fucking gall to play the misery game with the guy who lost his limbs, which means that his very lifestyle is affected and it's only lucky that Fizzarolli even secured new limbs and a job to keep living. After all, Blitzo may have been thinking about his mom but it's not like Fizzarolli didn't have people, too. (At least I hope so, since Viv, for all the new characters she creates, rarely ever gives almost any named character more than five connections to others) The thing is, Fizzarolli would have needed hospitalization and care and most people in the circus would have been either dead or too busy to do so. Some might even think of Fizzarolli as dead weight and wouldn't want to even bother. In fact, as awful as he's actually allowed to be, Cash Buckzo is notable for being willing to do so, especially for an unrelated young man. So yeah, Fizzarolli is lucky that he even had anyone wanting to take care of him, especially since I can't hold hopes for anyone else in the circus, and that's even more true since he's never had any parents or blood-related family appear in the show so far. So to shorten it, Fizzarolli lost his limbs, his anatomy - at least until he got new limbs - his very lifestyle and possibilities for the future with or without Ozzie, any friends he could have lost to the fire, and, to some extent, the ability to live peacefully thanks to the fucking trauma. But no, Blitzo decides to act like he's the one who lost more than Fizzarolli ever did, because he fully believes his own pain is what wins the misery game. The guy who only got fucking scars from the fire (I'm not saying that losing his mom isn't a big deal but I still believe Fizzarolli wins the misery game since that's how Blitzo wants to play)

And like I said, even if Blitzo was actually genuine when he first gave jobs to Millie and Moxxie, Blitzo sure couldn't give a fuck that he negatively affecting their futures in this episode thanks to caring only about satisfying himself and throwing a pity party for himself. Blitzo can't even give 'unconditional' support without attaching conditions to it; he legitimately thinks a coupon is needed to leave Millie and Moxxie the fuck alone because he apparently thinks that caring about their boundaries isn't worth anything if there's nothing in it for him

So yeah, I do agree that Ghostfuckers is better than other episodes of this season. Then again, it feels like I'm given a whole batch of burnt cookies and the latest episode is just a cookie not as badly burnt as the other ones.

That's not really a good thing, if you're just not as bad as the others. It's just that Ghostfuckers is a cookie that tastes good when I ate it but then I'm discovering, to my dismay, a downright awful aftertaste

[totaldramafan-lauri]

Short Ghostf**kers first impressions

-I say this as a Moxxie fan.....it is cool to see Millie go on a job without him. I think it helps her character, and will silence more of her haters. I've always said this about Millie - she's not flat, she just needs more focus episodes. Here's another one. Thank goooooood.

-Millie and Blitzo's backstory is surprisingly heartwarming? Here I thought that it'd just end at "I like your spunk", but the fact that he taught her to be more than she thought she was capable of.....it's really sweet. I never knew that about Millie, that she used to think so lowly of herself, but seeing how imps tend to be treated outside of Wrath, it makes SENSE, and.....It really goes to show how I.M.P being an imp-run business in Pride is so unusual! The fact that Millie met Moxxie through Blitzo is extra sweet. Aaaaaand, admittedly, it does also explain more why he tends to, uh.....n-not take their romance very well. He met them before they hooked up. Then they hooked up...while working for him.....Yyyyyyeah, knowing Blitzo, he probably had some feelings about that....

-The fact that Moxxie fell first and probably simped for a while is adorable, and it's just another way I relate to him. XD We both love powerful women

-F for the "Millie was Loona's babysitter" headcanons, tho.

-Now we have the full "first meeting with Blitzo" flashback collection! Yaaaayyyy! Gotta catch 'em all!

-Ghosts being really "infestor demons" is....interesting worldbuilding? But....why are they so much more powerful? All the powers this guy had are CRAZY. Are they only able to be that powerful on Earth? Are they another kind of demon who can freely go to Earth? So many questions.....

-I know it was only played for laughs, but what Blitzo did with M&M's money really bothered me and I hope he fixes that, cuz....yeah, no. Thankfully, he makes up for that in the same scene where he flat-out admits that he and Stolas were never really......dating. He's not in denial about things, which is good.

-That scene with Tilla huuuuurt! Why is THAT how we first see her face!? Uggggghhhhh!!

-I WOULD be annoyed at Blitzo in the first half of the episode, but wanting to go out and have fun after what he's been through....I-I mean, it's understandable, right? I don't think either he or Millie are at fault here. Good conflict.

-I like Millie's role as the "straight woman" of I.M.P as the one who's got her crap together and doesn't have any trauma, but adding this new layer of "grew up thinking she wouldn't amount to much" is a pretty good way of giving her another dimension. Again, I already liked her before. XD

-Millie having trust in Blitzo and not believing the infestor's (don't remember his name) words, then punching him saying "Blitzo can take this" is freaking AWESOME, she's so cool

-Heck yeah with Blitzo implying he's done stalking M&M, and heck yeah to him learning the importance of platonic friendships!! Now Stolas has to learn the same thing.....Stolas has never had the CHANCE to have real friends....Having friends to talk to can really help you, and he's been denied that cuz of his lifestyle, which is why he comes across as unintentionally insensitive sometimes and why he hates himself and uggghhhh, hug the bird, hug the bird but also knock a lil bit of sense into him first cuz both sides need it but HUG THE BIRD

-Didn't really laugh all that much. The humor in this episode was too over-the-top and most of it was just one joke (wanting to be screwed by a ghost) that I didn't really find that funny. I DID, however, laugh at the Scooby Doo door chase parody. XD

-Oh, and the songs were.....there, I guess

-Overall, a good and VERY NEEDED episode, 8/10, Apology Tour was better tho

[misdreavusmishap]

HOW TO COMFORT TELL TRAINER TO STOP CRYING SO THAT MY SPEAKERS AND CHIP STOP RINGING LIKE A MOTHERF!?KER

GOOD WAYS TO LIE ABOUT A HUMAN BEING OKAY

ROTOM CALMING VIDEOS

CALM SOUND VIDEOS FOR GHOST TYPES???

GOOD F!?K MAKE THIS LOSER SHUT UP GOOMYGLE

[piffany666]

GBA characters as John malany quotes:

•Kalomos - you ever seen a ghost?!

•Water elemental (the head) - cos I was over on the bench

•Earth elemental (the head) - cos I was over on the bench

•Fire elemental (the head) - I was sitting over on the bench

•Air elemental (the head) - I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH

•Hades/tyr - hello I'm tyr I'm your father

•albus - but sometimes he would be gay

• buttons - you ever been to the god damn zoo?

• Albus (again) - I used to smoke craaak

• Odin - what's yesterday?

• makkaro (and Frank) - shut up! your all gonna die! ✨street smarts ✨

• yargwin - now I've thrown him of his rhythm

• GBA talking about patrion - GIVE US SOME MONEY

• Albus (yet again) - stay down on the ground! Stay down on the ground you mother f*ker!

• yargwin - do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep?

• the bubblegum prince - but why don't we just tell our relatives that I'm a 4 year old boy?

• makkaro - hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?

• star captin forks - I am now gross

• kalomos - I'm putting wires into a bord filled with holes to move the voices around

I'll add to this later but it's late and no one asked for this so I'm going to bed

[lmanburg-letter-service]

(tag as kin please! i'd also go ahead and tag c!Dream and Punz neg. cause Hoo Boy)

Dream,

well well, never thought i'd be writing you of all people a letter, but maybe i'll write Ghost and Toms one, too. just need to get some stuff outta my system with you.

and you know me, i sure am one blunt motherf**ker, and i like to get to the point.

so just to make sure you're listening:

you lying snake. "just trying to help Tommie" MY A**. f**k you.

they trusted you. they looked up to you as an older brother at one point. but you took that trust and f**king shattered it in Exile. for f**ks sake, you framed it for so much s**t!

and don't even get me started on Ghost. was the only reason you let him come with you because you knew he wouldn't remember what happened? can you imagine how f**king terrified i was when i went looking for it in the tundra and found him half dead in the snow? you even took one of his lives in the Prison! f**k you.

and Punz. that lying, backstabbing motherf**ker. we thought we could trust him. we thought that they cared.

and yet who do i find accompanying you in Snowchester? who brought you back after me and Tubs stuck a sword through you?

who decided to help you and Purpled do that horrible s**t to Slime?

anyway, to wrap this all up, i want you to remember something, and i want you to remember it well.

the only reason you and that f**king backstabber are even still alive right now is because Toms decided to have pity on you both again after a lot of us got done kicking your a**es. we kept you both alive so long as you left the server never to return.

and if you Do come back, well...let's put it this way:

i might not be there. Ghost might not be there. heck, Wilbur and the Bench Bois might not be there.

but Techno, Niki, Jack, and Fundy sure as f**k are. and i'm almost 100% sure that they still want you dead.

May You Go F**k Yourself,

- Friend 🐏🔪

[Letter Sent!]

[theadhddimsenion]

you know it’s probably for the best that moxxie and Loona didn’t come along for ghostfuckers.

let’s face it with moxxies own surplus of anxieties Ronaldo would have possessed him with ease and while blitz might have been able to take the beating that would get Ronaldo to retreat moxxie has proven to be a lot more fragile than him. Moxxies speciality is long ranged combat with his sniping skills and that’s not even considering the fact that I really doubt Millie would have had it in her to hurt her husband even under such circumstances. Does anyone here believe that Millie would have had the motivation to beat her husband like she did blitz? I doubt it and moxxie would have made the perfect psychological weapon to use against Millie, his signature breaking speeches would have been a lot more effective through moxxie as he told Millie what her husband “really” thought about her even knowing that it wasn’t her husband speaking Isn’t going to help with that level of mental anguish I can easily see her screaming “YOUR’RE NOT MY HUSBAND!!!!” as Ronaldo’s cruel words begin to break through her defenses slowly but surely.

and then there’s Loona. Poir to mastermind blitz was still convinced Loona didn’t love him and maybe he still is not entirely convinced of the truth. But if Loona had been dragged along for the adventure than blitz would have instantly crumbled at what “Loona” said. In can see her being chained and muzzled like it mastermind this time inside her own head and Ronaldo berated her for being an “ungrateful and worthless animal who should have been put down a long time ago”. Plus there’s the fact that Loona can easily rival moxxie and blitz in strength and is a lot faster than either of them so pining her down for the nesscary beating would not only be something I’m not sure blitz would have the mental strength to do but also something that would require that both him and Millie be able to pin her down for.

and then there’s the fact that we don’t know the full extent of what infestors can do. For all we know Ronaldo could be able to rapidly swap between suitable hosts mid combat making things even harder.

all and all Ronaldo was probably the toughest opponent I.m.p have ever faced. With an angst ridden cast that he can possess and turn against each other at will he is a near perfect courter for I.m.ps entire game plan.

[rosellabmacapinlac]

Yeah, its a miracle stops multiplying, so much better to go Onion, he wants to do that to me, he said giving birth it so delicious. Because Kaneto Shiozawa’s ghost he like making a sex nightmares to me like he used the darkie Onion to be a sex addict f**ker. 🍆 He likes making more babies while he holds upping me for robbing my money, teasing me and my brain, and he likes to hit me like he tried to hit me because he wants to punching bag on me. Socialist communist parasite misogynist nazi vagina toucher plus a low leveled criminal and a low quality. Kaneto supports that man no matter how low quality he was, he likes to beat high quality women as his victims.

[copaceticjillybean]

hc + 📱 for a media-themed headcanon

Jillian is NOT into the television. It was a newer invention in her life, and she was such a bookworm and radio head that, really, there was very little interest in the picture box. She loves movies though, and she always has. The Wizard of Oz blew her mind when she saw it in theaters as a teen, and she's continued to indulge in movies in Hell, renting a television and DVD player for a couple days at a time to enjoy whatever latest Earthly movies she can get in the pit. But the trash television of both Hell AND Earth these days? No, she doesn't engage. 'Ghost F++kers' is not something she has any interest in whatsoever.

[daandyli0n]

alright! so these are kinda based around how i remember their first days going:

Puffy - shipwrecked on the beach and wandered around for a bit while talking to her chat (which i hc to be various different ghost parrots and fish. because Pirate). she gets stalked by Dream (and later Punz joins in on this), but she tries to laugh it off by joking about him "following [her] around like a duckling," but her Chat is. Incredibly Concerned. she gets to the main area of the server and met some people though, so she managed to get to safety. :] it Did still creep her out, though (understandable).

(slight side tangent: Chats, at least in TD, function like omnipresent beings that practically watch a Player's every move, and can sometimes bless Players with good fortune. some people's chats are visible to everyone while others are only visible to their particular Player. members of a Chat can move between the Chats of different Players! just some fun worldbuilding for you :])

Ranboo - he got into the server after being invited. they ran into Dream (who i feel i should mention is an enderman in TD), who shot them with a crossbow. this took their first canon life. upon respawning, Ranboo would make a run for the Church, which was where the Holy Lands were. while not being a very devout believer in Church Prime, Ranboo does know that one big rule about Holy Lands is that no murder can occur there, so they would be safe if they entered. upon making it to the Holy Lands, Dream and Ranboo began yelling at each other in Ender: Ranboo was yelling different variations of "What the f**k is your problem??" and "What the f**k do you want from me?" and Dream was trying to coax him out (which didn't work, obviously). eventually, Clementine* showed up and kinda dragged Ran over to New L'manberg, unknowingly saving them from Some Really Bad S**t. Ran and Dream have always pretty much hated each other since then. yes, even in the enderwalk stuff; Ranboo wants that f**ker dead.

so yeah! Puffy and Ran had. A Time

(* - yeah. transfem c!Tommy/Clem my beloved <3)

Wren would you like to hear about Puffy and Ranboo's entrances to the server in Trampled Dandelions?

long story short: td!Dream and Punz decided to try and yoink New Members to use for the revival experiments before they officially decided to kidnap Vikk and Lazar. they failed, but it did end in Puffy distrusting those two and Ran losing their first canon life.

Ooh I'd love to hear more!