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The sad Lego monkeys have gotten me to write again after more than a year. Stay tuned

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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the near constant urge to draw this simian is going to drive me crazy

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Weevil curculionoidea

VERY messy weevil sketchbook page, never drew these little buggers before but have been a fan for a hot sec

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

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how do you go about making those monster hunter rise drawings? if you don't mind sharing

Something like that.

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more of these three

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So I was talking to @spaciebabie about characters with immortality, and...

Needless to say, I lost my train of thought

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wukong in s1 ...

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

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youtube

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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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Hey genuine question does anyone else feel like they're here for a reason? Like you don't know why you exist but you feel like there's something you haven't done yet that you need to do in your life?

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Jerma voice: If i was a communist, what kind of communist would i be. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!... "A trot, a trot, you'd be a trot, a trot, jerma you're a trot." i think i'd be a stalinist. i think so too. a stalinist-dengist hybrid. Leader of the jar-the jarty but still economically developing and a technological hub and a trade partner