#blitzø defense squad

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I'm convinced that at least 99% of Blitzø's antis REAL reason for hating him is because they don't find him attractive.

But they can't admit that and be done with it, oh no. They have to make up scenarios in their head (and don't exist outside of their imagination) that Blitzø is abusing, raping and manipulating innocent uwu baby Stolas (who can do no wrong in their minds) for shits and giggles and then cackling manaically about it.

Meanwhile they're suspiciously silent about Stella, who has ACTUALLY done all of the above and more.

Hmm.....

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This is what I think every time I see a Blitzø anti who says shit like "Blitzø never feels any remorse for what he does" because I wonder if those dipshits skipped Truth Seekers, Ozzie's and Oops or turned the volume all the way down every time Blitzø was talking in those episodes. I'm curious how they managed to tune out Blitzø's character development throughout the series or straight up pretend it doesn't exist. How can they know so little about the main character of a show they've watched nearly two seasons of? Why are they not paying attention?

So Blitz's arc in Apology Tour is him learning to apologize, right? Like. Because he doesn't realize that he's harmed so many people in his life. RIGHT? He thinks he's absolutely justified in everything he does, right, and he hurts people with cruel indifference? And he deserves to fucking stew in it?

Well of course not.

And the takes that say so suck.

It's wild how many people forget that Blitz has hated himself for his entire adult life, and that this was established long before Apology Tour. Where were they during Truth Seekers? Ozzie's? Queen Bee? Oops?

Blitz knows he has a long history of hurting people. He knew it each time he did it. He's been told many times over again, and honestly, it hasn't made him stop yet . . . He lashes out and hurts people because he sees himself as irredeemably destructive and he's scared of true intimacy. It's not logical or right, but it's also not because he's oblivious or needs to learn that his behavior has consequences. He lives with the consequences every day.

I mean, a moment of careless distraction in his youth led to the death of his mother. Talk about consequences and guilt . . .

This is the guy who's soon going to say "I make everyone's lives worse."

So why were his apologies early in Apology Tour so disingenuous and surface level? Why did they deepen later in the episode? Well the guy has fucking walls up. Obviously.

Personal note: I relate to Blitz in . . . a lot of ways. One of them is holding this burning feeling somewhere in my gut that says I destroy things. Based on-- you know, trauma. You can't dwell on a feeling like that all the time and live. So you bury it. You do what you can to avoid putting more people in your line of fire. You put up barriers to keep things light and shallow.

He chooses apologies where he might have caused physical harm but didn't do any emotional damage. He tells Stolas he'll apologize to everyone but him, and he skips apologizing to Moxxie. Because he can't face that he's pushes people away who he genuinely cares about. Because he can't stand to see those people hurting because of him. Because he needs friendship and he needs love, but feels like he's ultimately a toxic presence in the lives of the people he gets close to.

So this is all to say that the arc of Apology Tour ISN'T Blitz realizing that he's wronged people or that there are consequences to his actions. It's a process of him having his walls bulldozed by seeing Stolas get hurt by him and learning that the walls HAVE TO GO because they're making him lose something that he can't stand to lose ("Harriet, I cannot be without you," to quote Stolas quoting a romcom).

But once the walls are gone it's going to hurt like. Well. Hell.

And this post is going to end like many of my others, with me trembling in anticipation of the utter mental anguish that this man's growing pains are about to bring.

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How can people be so desperate to act like Blitzø is the only bad guy in literally any situation ever, including his relationship with Stolas despite Viv herself confirming that they both made mistakes and need to improve, while also pulling whatever they can out of their asses to prove that Stella is either not an abuser or explain why Stella is justified in abusing Stolas? 🤨

On the other hand, how can people call Stolas a shit dad because of scenes taken out of context or mistakes he apologized for and tried to make up for, while also going out of their way to "prove" that Stella can't be that bad of a mom and desperately wanting to think that she actually cares about Octavia despite all the evidence to the contrary, just because we haven't seen her and Octavia interact? 🤔

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Blitzø antis hate him so much they literally want a background character we know nothing about and have seen for 15 seconds to replace him as both the main character and as Stolas' love interest (yes i'm talking about both Vassago and BTB guy)

I am so done with Blitzø haters, why do they even bother still watching the show at this point

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"BLITZØ HAS NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!1111"

Blitzø : hasn't stalked M&M or filmed them having sex since Ozzie's

Blitzø : has known how much he hurt people and pushed them away since Truth Seekers, literally imagining Verosika calling him a "selfish shitty shit fuck" in his own voice and constantly hears "You're gonna die alone" which he repeats in Queen Bee

Blitzø : has actually made an effort to change to for the better since Unhappy Campers, trying to make amends with his sister who he knows hates him (and failed but an attempt is made regardless) then succeeds when Fizzarolli forgives him and Verosika gives him a chance to improve himself

Blitzø : literally says he destroys everything and makes everyone's lives worse in the season 2 trailer and says he doesn't want to be that way forever in Apology Tour

Blitzø : adopted and raised Loona because neither had anyone to love or be loved by for years, and both made each others lives better no matter how much Loona doesn't want to admit it

Blitzø : realized how genuine Stolas' feelings for him were in Apology Tour

Blitzø : has been a lot kinder to Moxxie since Western Energy (aside from calling him a disgrace in Unhappy Campers, that wasn't cool) and Moxxie was even the first one he made an apology letter to in Apology Tour (though we never see him giving it to Moxxie on screen, but it's implied he did it off screen)

Tell me again how Blitzø hasn't changed since the pilot.

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I can't believe they actually called Blitzø's apology manipulative..... I mean, what? JUST, WTF?!?! And the comment that Blitzø cares more about how people peecieve him than he does about the people themselves..... like, tell me you've never paid attention to this show or Blitzø's character without telling me.

sorry if this sounds like I'm being petty, but I just had this little discord argument with one of my friends and I just want to hear your thoughts because I drew a blank on how to respond

(Friend's messages)

(My response)

(Friend again)

We just agreed to disagree by this point but I just want to ask what you think about all of this and sorry if I'm bothering you, I just really hate that 'Blitz is terrible' comment tbh

If it makes you feel better, I also disagree with your friend.

I don't see in what way Blitzø’s apology to Fizz was manipulative, actually I don't see how Blitz is manipulative at all, when I feel like he takes the blame for everything. Especially regarding the fire.

The only comfort Blitz allowed himself in that apology was, that comment about his mom, and Blitz has a right to make that comment. He also lost something in that fire.

It's true, I don't think Blitz understands the full extent of trauma Fizz went through. I personally think that if Blitz knew, he'd probably shoot himself.

However, Fizz was able to move on from that trauma, grow, and meet the love of his life... but what about Blitz?

Fizz doesn't understand the pain of having to live with the all consuming guilt of starting that fire.

It's the kind of guilt that consumes you mind, body, and soul.

Everyday of his life, Blitz wakes up every morning knowing he killed his mom, mutilated his best friend, and destroyed the livelihood of his entire circus family. And he reminds himself of that EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

It's the reason why he's so fucked in the head.

It's the reason why he pushes people away.

It's the reason why he hates himself so much.

Blitz punishes himself everyday for starting that fire, and I don't think your friend understands that.

Blitz has major survivors guilt, and I bet he'd rather be the only casualty from that fire if he could turn back time.

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Also...

*cough*

When Blitz and Fizz were hugging, Blitz was uncomfortable and didn't know how to handle it, so that's why he deflected and made that joke about "making out" it's part of his defense mechanism.

Blitz deflects by making jokes, that's all he knows how to do. It's actually a rather common coping mechanism.

It's one of the reasons why GF was a turning point for Blitz because he never once deflected or made jokes or made light of the situation.

He only plays into the joke and replies to it, but not fully because he calls Moxxie, Millie's husband, giving ownership of Moxxie to Millie. He also says "little" making it pretty clear that he doesn't want to downplay his own feelings towards Stolas.

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Why do Blitzø and Stolas antis make hating them their whole personality?

They watch Blitzø and Stolas edits making sure to comment and let everyone know they hate them.

They make entire accounts solely dedicated to hating them.

They start arguments with Blitzø or Stolas fans or people saying that both Blitzø and Stolas are equally at fault, then play the victim when they're called out.

They still religiously watch a show ABOUT them.

I'm not sure what it is but it sounds like they're either in denial or they have nothing better to do.

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I see so many people say that Blitzø doesn't feel any guilt or remorse for robbing Verosika in the past, that he willingly goes out of his way to publicly humiliate her for no reason, and that he doesn't take any accountability for his past actions, and it baffles me to no end.

There are many bad HB takes that make me say "Are we watching the same show?" but this is the one i've been wanting to talk about lately.

Blitzø never denies or corrects what Verosika says about him. He says "Goddammit w**re, you will NOT let that go!" Implying that he DID do it. His bad trip in Truth Seekers shows her not only angry at him for pushing people away when they try to get close to him, but he doesn't retaliate. He doesn't even respond. He just has a look of regret on his face when she calls him out.

That broken heart on her cheek, which mind you, looks like a normal undamaged heart in reality, is an indication that Blitzø KNOWS he broke her heart. All he tries to do is run away from her instead of making excuses or trying to defend himself. Deep down, Blitzø DOES feel bad about hurting Verosika.

When she talks shit about him in Ozzie's, again, he doesn't even say anything. He looks guilty and ashamed of what he did to her.

And for the record, Verosika doesn't come off much better than Blitzø for not moving on and subjecting him to public humiliation at every chance she can get to the point of assaulting his employees just for being associated with him. Moxxie didn't deserve to be gangbanged against his will. He had nothing to do with Blitzø and Verosika's breakup.

She also didn't have to willingly steal their only parking space left and spray paint on their logo. It's not like she didn't know her ex was working there. She did that on purpose. Nobody forced her to summon a gaint sea monster on Earth. She did that on her own accord.

To people who say that Blitzø subjects Verosika to public humiliation just as much as she does to him, no, he really doesn't. In Spring Broken, he didn't even know that it was her who stole his only parking space available for him until she stepped out of her car. He was just mad that ANYONE would have the nerve to purposefully take his only place left to park his car. It's not like he yelled at her just for being there. He didn't even say anything to her in Ozzie's until she joined Fizz and Ozzie in on their roasting song. He was actively trying to avoid her and almost forgot she was even there up to that moment. The only time he publicly humilates her is when he gets her arrested on Earth, and even that was done out of revenge for sexually harassing Moxxie.

The only thing you could really count as Blitzø "not taking accountability" for stealing Verosika's car, spending her credit card on horse riding lessons and breaking her heart is that he hasn't really apologized for it yet. But just because he hasn't apologized, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's proud of hurting her or that he doesn't feel any remorse for it.

Verosika also needs to get over it already, because it's been YEARS since they broke up and not letting Blitzø forget about it isn't doing any good for her mental health. And no, it's not victim-blaming to say so. Brandon Rogers said that Verosika was just as responsible for their relationship ending on bad terms as Blitzø was and that she wasn't a flawless girlfriend any more than he was a flawless boyfriend. I haven't actually seen the source for this, but I can imagine that once it becomes undeniable evidence that Verosika wasn't a completely blameless saint and that Blitzø was also possibly hurt by her just like she was by him, her stans will NOT take it very well at all.

Also, if either of them isn't taking responsibility or being held accountable for their actions, it's Verosika. I haven't seen her bring up anything she might've did to Blitzø in the past (the only reason he doesn't is because he's clearly moved on and she hasn't) nor I have seen her feel any remorse for what she did to Moxxie. It's totally possible that the reason for that is because she knows that as a rich and famous musician, she'll get off scot free and her in-universe fans will take her side no matter what. Not because she "did nothing wrong".

I wonder how many people would absolve Verosika of her own actions if she were a man and Blitzø was a woman. Imagine a man who was still bitter at an ex-girlfriend for something shitty she did years ago back when they dated, sexually assaulted one of her employees just to upset her, and bragged about how passionate of a lover he was in bed while she "did no reciprocating" just to publicly humiliate her because he won't let go of the past even if she already has. Or, imagine an ugly poor woman doing the same instead of a beautiful celebrity with big boobs. I'm pretty sure only THEN would people realize that Verosika isn't exactly as innocent as people make her out to be....

This is the look of regret in Blitzø's bad trip that I mentioned earlier. You CAN'T tell me that he doesn't look guilty here.

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I'm about to say something crazy right now.

Vassago should've been an overlord like he was originally going to be in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Not just because I like the idea of him interacting with Alastor, Rosie, Carmilla, the Vees etc more than the idea of him being in a love triangle with Stolas and Blitzø, but also so I wouldn't have to deal with all these annoying Stolago shippers who hate Blitzø and insist that Vassago would treat Stolas better when he hasn't even been introduced yet and so far we know nothing about him.

No offense to normal Stolago shippers who aren't just using it to bash Blitzø in favor of a character we haven't even seen outside of a trailer and a 5 second clip of the HH pilot.

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This is probably the worst video I have ever seen on YouTube.

This guy is yet another one of those so-called Hellaverse "critics" who hates Vivziepop with a burning passion and hates almost every character in Helluva Boss. (But Blitzø is his biggest target of all, as this garbage video suggests.)

First off, he literally says Striker and Stella aren't as bad as Blitzø, that Blitzø is irredeemable and he's never ever gonna change, legit thinks every single guest at Verosika's party really was THAT heartbroken and totally aren't just overreacting, and that Stolas and Verosika did nothing wrong.

Fuck this piece of shit, he's just yet another Danny Motta.

Another one! More proof that he's a toxic Stolas stan reminiscent of Danny Motta who thinks Blitzø is worse than Stella because he yelled at his favorite rich pretty bird boy.

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I legit can't understand how people can watch Helluva Boss this far into season 2 and still insist on hating Blitzø. Like, if you hated his guts since the pilot, what the fuck stopped you from giving up on the show years ago when it was just a couple of months old? You know that as the main character of this show, he's not gonna go away any time soon, right?

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Real Stolitz fans know this.

Not that you necessarily have to be a Stolitz fan to know this. It's just having common sense and media literacy.

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So I watched the video out of morbid curiosity, Not commenting there as that boosts engagement and I know I won't change his mind

Stuff so far (what I've been thinking)

Apologies if this is disorganized, blame my ADHD for that lol /lh /j

"Blitz is a chronic narcissistic heartbreaker" 1. I'm choosing to interpret this as him claiming that Blitz has NPD In which case, I'm so sorry to Blitz that God gave you 2 cluster B disorders (NPD and BPD) 2. I can't wait to hear about this dude's opinions on bad communicators in relationships and especially aro bad communicators. Even if Blitz is AlloAllo, his experiences are relatable and resonant too alot of Aro(spec) Allos, And this dude clearly likes Stolas, and Stolas is also a bad communicator, so why do you like one bad communicator but not the other?

Sidenote this footage that he's using is making Blitz look so cute and I'm honestly forgetting this is an Anti-Blitz video when I pause it xD

This dude sounds like how I write Blitz's self hatred 💀

...He did apologize to Verosika, just five fucking minutes later did you zone out after getting your 'Blitz is an asshole' proof??

Hellborn likely see human death different than we do, he probably just thinks of it as 'aggressive teleportation'

..Abuse Verosika?? Where?? Point me to the timestamp where he abuses her (don't count the "manipulation", he apologized 5 minutes later)

If he wanted Stolas to be miserable he would have stolen Stolas' mic and sung an Anti-Stolas song rather than just sitting there feeling terrible and tearing up

Please, stop using Narcissism to mean Abuse. NPD is a real thing that affects real people and not everyone with NPD is abusive. If you receive help for it you can end up living a mostly normal life

Oh, if Stolas doesn't do a thing anymore it's fine, but when Blitz stops doing a bad thing it's "bad writing" /s

... Blitz has not thrown one external pity party. He is in fact, quite the opposite. He only gets emotional when his emotions boil over. He never intentional uses it to manipulate (neither does Stolas but that's besides the point)

As the daughter of a phycologist, him throwing out diagnostic terms like middle school insults is probably gonna give me an aneurysm /hyp

Oh, ya he literally cannot accept Blitz growing as a character. He's now saying 'Oops' was OOC 🤦🏻‍♀️

I don't hate Verosika, but hosting an Anti-Blitz party after like 5 years of being broken up is not healthy. She needs to move on, if she struggles with that she needs therapy for her inability to move on

Has this dude ever heard of 'Hookups'. Also, Philophobia (The phobia / fear of love) is entirely on Romantic Love, not Platonic or Sexual.

... HAVE YOU HEARD OF A VILLIAN PROTAGINIST

As ironic as this is coming from a minor, CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING THIS SHOW, I hope most minors who are watching this at least know basic fucking morals. Make the ones who don't watch Dora or something

"Children will watch this clearly 16-18+ show, therefore you must accommodate the children's lack of moral understanding"

As someone who has been / is being bullied, this video was just straight up bullying

...Wow I got so passionate about Blitz defense I wrote a fucking essay lol

This is probably the worst video I have ever seen on YouTube.

This guy is yet another one of those so-called Hellaverse "critics" who hates Vivziepop with a burning passion and hates almost every character in Helluva Boss. (But Blitzø is his biggest target of all, as this garbage video suggests.)

First off, he literally says Striker and Stella aren't as bad as Blitzø, that Blitzø is irredeemable and he's never ever gonna change, legit thinks every single guest at Verosika's party really was THAT heartbroken and totally aren't just overreacting, and that Stolas and Verosika did nothing wrong.

Fuck this piece of shit, he's just yet another Danny Motta.

Another one! More proof that he's a toxic Stolas stan reminiscent of Danny Motta who thinks Blitzø is worse than Stella because he yelled at his favorite rich pretty bird boy.

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Spot on. There's bias, then there's whatever the fuck kinda bullshit that's coming from this dude's mouth is. I wonder how he'd feel if he was in Blitzø's place. Imagine hating the main character of a show you bothered to watch this far into and purposefully tuning out their character development and acts of remorse to make your argument look better than it it really is. This is why I can't stand hate-watching culture, it's nothing but bias, mischaracterization and media illiteracy.

This is probably the worst video I have ever seen on YouTube.

This guy is yet another one of those so-called Hellaverse "critics" who hates Vivziepop with a burning passion and hates almost every character in Helluva Boss. (But Blitzø is his biggest target of all, as this garbage video suggests.)

First off, he literally says Striker and Stella aren't as bad as Blitzø, that Blitzø is irredeemable and he's never ever gonna change, legit thinks every single guest at Verosika's party really was THAT heartbroken and totally aren't just overreacting, and that Stolas and Verosika did nothing wrong.

Fuck this piece of shit, he's just yet another Danny Motta.

Another one! More proof that he's a toxic Stolas stan reminiscent of Danny Motta who thinks Blitzø is worse than Stella because he yelled at his favorite rich pretty bird boy.

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I honestly wish blocking on YouTube was possible so I wouldn't have to constantly see shitty, media illiterate takes like these about my favorite characters.

This is probably the worst video I have ever seen on YouTube.

This guy is yet another one of those so-called Hellaverse "critics" who hates Vivziepop with a burning passion and hates almost every character in Helluva Boss. (But Blitzø is his biggest target of all, as this garbage video suggests.)

First off, he literally says Striker and Stella aren't as bad as Blitzø, that Blitzø is irredeemable and he's never ever gonna change, legit thinks every single guest at Verosika's party really was THAT heartbroken and totally aren't just overreacting, and that Stolas and Verosika did nothing wrong.

Fuck this piece of shit, he's just yet another Danny Motta.

Another one! More proof that he's a toxic Stolas stan reminiscent of Danny Motta who thinks Blitzø is worse than Stella because he yelled at his favorite rich pretty bird boy.