#gf for example

[smollslut]

Also since coming to the UK I’ve learned something very shocking about myself

I am, apparently, also a Dom. and a damn good one at that.

So like, here’s to finding out I’m a switch lmao

[paintedcrows]

He may be a God, but I am a Scientist

[snzluv3r]

my honeymoon rhinitis is gonna make it impossible for me and my gf to record any wavs without me interrupting her with my sneezes when it’s not my turn to be doing the sneezing because her sneezes turn me on so fast that every time she sneezes i sneeze three times in return 🫠🫠🫠🫠 it’s so normal for us that whenever she sneezes and i have a fit after, she apologizes for sneezing, because she knows i’m sneezing because of her (and obviously i remind her that you Never have to apologize for that ever)

[thedragonhermit]

Been seeing the hot witch wife meme floating around and felt obliged to make this addition while I’m suffering from Merrill DA2 brain rot again

[literaphobe]

marinette doesn’t understand why adrien won’t hold her waist when she drives him through town on her scooter. she thinks maybe he could learn by example so she tries to drive a bunch of friends who All hold her By The Waist so he takes the hint that its okay instead of telling him ‘hey you can just grab onto me :)’ because they are the unstoppable force vs immovable object of making situations unnecessarily complicated. it ends in tears

[strawberry-smog]

I love Ford’s dedication to hating on and/or completely misinterpreting obvious morals. He would do numbers on tumblr

[aardvaark]

parker teaching a little kid how to pick locks in the wedding job & hardison explaining how to overload a security system to a little kid in the hot potato job. couple of all time. they are truly made for each other <3

[anoodleyqueer]

red/blue gays? no. yellow/purple gays are in now.

[barb-l]

While im on the topic, the seething hatred by a huge chunk of this fandom towards Vaggie is so baffling to me. I'm not saying I expected her to be popular. I'm not new to loving an unpopular/ignored character. But the way some of these people go out of their way to misinterpret her so badly to justify their very vocal hatred for her is just such a huge shock.

[rad-roche]

part of the reason i like noir fiction (specifically literary) is that writing it well is challenging. there's no particular prose style you have to hit, necessarily, the trappings of the genre are more to do with its subject matter and endings (sex, death, greed, and usually unhappy as a result of the sex, death, and greed). but a lot of them gravitate towards a certain style, myself included, because it just works so well, which is paring back everything you can, as much as you can. that's fun to do! it turns into a game. it's easy to overwrite something, but it's a real bitch to pack an entire location into one telegrammatic sentence and then have that be good. i still think i miss more than i hit, but that's the nature of it, because when you do pull it off you feel like you could fight a truck and win. the IT'S SO OVER WE'RE SO BACK highs and lows swing higher and lower because there's nowhere to hide from your reader

[unprofessionaldoodler]

multi mabels

[marietheran-archived]

reading AITAs to do with abortion is so painful because the question will be "Am I in the wrong for pressuring my 16yo daughter to get an abortion?" and the answers will all be "No, of course no one can expect you not to burden the girl with this for the rest of her life because you feel her child will be a burden on you" and "Tell her horror stories about pregnancy and being a single mother; that'll frighten her into compliance 😊💖😚"

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

see in terms of hatchetfield str8 ships we all know that the dynamic apparently, legally, has to be a magical, powerful, effervescent woman/Just Some Guy-- but a very important aspect of that dynamic is the magical, powerful, effervescent woman in convinced that their Just Some Guy hung the moon and stars in the sky and would kill anyone who insinuated otherwise

EXCEPT (this is so incredibly important) for paul and emma

like does emma love paul? obviously yes! but also she knows he is Just Some Guy, Just A Dude, a wet paper towel of a man-- this is a large part of the appeal

[pookiepiastri]

The girlfriend effect is real and here’s my proof

[baconcolacan]

AWWW!! TORI YOU SWEETPEA BUT ALSO STOP STEALING UR GFS CLOTHES--- DAMIT PPL IN LOVE- IM WEAK-

(I am not a good example of ace person, I wanna formally apologise)

girlfailure

[dameferre]

the mere suggestion that they might cast a Black. Man. as fucking snape is enough to have me wondering if the brian thompson hit man is taking new clients