#gettin murdered

[gurorori]

T_T i hve smth rly shameful 2 admit urgh

[columboscreens]

[roseofhybrids]

I had a fever dream this morning (got attacked by a bear, not important) and as I was waking up, in my still half asleep state a saw a meme with Khan in it

and it is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, so I went and recreated it for you all:

like, what the hell even is this?

From what I could gather before my alarm went off, it was some sort of template. You'd edit in the name of the show (or in this case the episode number) the character's full name, and pt a picture of them in the corner

then you'd swap the images at the bottom to show what the character looked like on the outside during the events of the show/episode, how they behaved, and how they actually were at the heart of their character

I don't know why it's oranges

just that the first one was cut into, the second was all wrinkled and dark, and the last one was just a perfect large and round orange. Like the divine pinnacle of what an orange should be, a pre-eminent specimen with a heavenly aura. I couldn't really find an image that fully captured that

nor do I know what the hypothetical maker of the meme was trying to imply about Khan and what they wanted to see done to him

[majimassqueaktoy]

Kiryu like I will get in your car, go to your home, get butt ass naked AND wear your bathrobe- but I wont just eat the delicious steak you had prepared for me

[pastelsailorr]

chibi time

[celestie0]

please im just remembering this stupid old gojo x reader oneshot idea i had where reader is like a ditzy lawyer who cheated her way through law school but she’s still tryna make a living so she pulls up on random cases

and then gojo is just canon gojo except he’s been accused of a tax evasion case bc the ppl who manage his gojo clan finances fucked up his books n forgot to pay his taxes and now he’s facing million dollar fraud case

when he’s lookin for a lawyer to hire he finds reader n she’s like ohhhhh sir dont worry i will win this case 4 u!!!! promise 🫡 🫡

but bc she got her law degree on temu she flops and he gets convicted and sentenced to six months in jail and he hate fucks her in the holding cell bc she lost n he’s pissed ab it lmfaoooo

[wraithsoutlaws]

"Sorry to keep you waitin'."

[palespawn]

sometimes i'll think astarion's not so bad, and then he'll approve of durge deciding to break some innocent tiefling's legs and look at them like this after the fact,

[n-and-uzi-chat-abt-things]

“Insight of Runaways”

(Disclaimer: This is an AU)

(If you want to draw this feel free to :)

Uzi was laying down on a couch cradling lil baby Em in her arms when Em started fussing “You’re alright..” she said softly to her as she held her neon yellow eyed daughter close

N put his hand on her shoulder making her jump and she yelped until she realized it was N “Oh- N you scared me-“

“Sorry Uzi-! Didn’t mean to-!” He was holding Magenta eyed Baby Marv in his arm and he sat next to her and wrapped his other arm around her pulling her close as Uzi rested her head on his shoulder “Is Silena asleep..?” She ask him

“Yeah, She is,” N answered with a soft tone as his thumb gently caressed her waist to which his arm was wrapped around

For a moment there was a wave of silence that washed over them until the sound Uzi’s voice spoke again

“…Did we do the right thing..?” She asked him

N thought for a moment looking at her in the eyes sadly “…I don’t know..”

Uzi and N stayed close together as they held their children, “…I’m scared for our kids…what if they go through what my mom and I did….? …They’d be in pain…they’d have to do things they don’t want to…they’d turn INTO things they don’t want to..”

Uzi’s tone progressively grew more and more anxious until N gently held her face in his hand “Uzi..it’s alright…just focus on what’s in front of us now…Em and Marv will be okay…they’re tougher than Diamonds…and we’re gonna get through this..”

N placed his hand on the back of Uzi’s head and pulled their heads close and they closed their neon colored eyes in comfort

“Together okay…?” N felt Uzi nod her head against his and somehow felt relief when she did

“Together…”

Together was a word they both could rely on, It didn’t mean they’d go through something alone, they’d have each other’s shoulders to lean on, they’d each others backs, they’d have each other,

Most importantly they’d have each others words to trust and they trusted each others words,

But N and Uzi could still hear Theirs.

Her words.

“GET OUT! GO NOW!”

His words.

“THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE! GO!!”

Their voices rang constantly in their heads.

A torturous ringing at screamed that they failed their children then

But they couldn’t fail their children this time.

They wouldn’t Fail Emery and Marv a second time.

[brahmenbones]

hello, announcer! what are you the "announcer" of?

"Pick your poison.."

[mxtxfanatic]

Go on Cui Buqu, make your mama proud!

[columboscreens]

[0zzysaurus]

Morrissey is like Azaelia Banks for people who like yaoi

[cryptic-bee]

Cyn sketch that I probably won't be able to finish till tomorrow YIPEE

she's finished now :]

[rodent-king-buunii]

everyone in my immediate circles are witnessin me go down another hole

i think i crawled out of the monochromatic tragic yaoi but fuckin tripped on a rock and fell into

GET THIS

enemies to lovers where

GET THIS

its mutual n

GET A FUCKIN LOAD OF THIS

IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?!

[slashingdisneypasta]

"I'm glad he's dead,.. make us chase him up here, where even God is lost."

"You really think he's dead, for sure??"

- Wayne Jackson and Dale Acton, Good Day For It (2011).