#get their ass jaime

[lmaowh-at]

Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these

[atopvisenyashill]

my opinion on “does joffrey know about the incest” is that he honestly genuinely does not suspect a god damn thing UNTIL the big blow up when his father dies. the combo of ned doing All Of That when he’d previously been so politically inactive + stannis AND renly crowning themselves is all the confirmation he needs for all the weird shit he’s seen throughout his life to click into place but what EYE think clicks into place is “oh this bitch SEDUCED my WEAK and INNOCENT MOTHER from my AMAZING father????” and from then on he’s praying robb kills jaime before the war ends.

[captaincanonly]

none of these make sense. send help. i’ve gone woke…..

[bruciemilf]

OK but drag queen Jaime and head over heels vigilante jason

[swordmaid]

we don’t talk about when jaime had to throw brienne’s ass in jail he gave her one with an ocean view not some fetid rotting cell. btw.

[sad-endings-suck]

“Why would you even ship that character with anybody?! He’s basically irredeemable to me—“

TO YOU!! He’s irredeemable to you. But some of us are silly geese that like our men to be the sexy, sad, feral, pathetic wet cats that they really are deep down, because we aren’t allergic to joy.

Is that okay with you??!? Is that permissible in the eyes of the Chronically Online Board of Hypothetical Ethics and Human Resources for Fictional Characters That Are Not Real™️®️.

You can go enjoy your curated selection of stale two dimensional wonderbread men in the corner, like the misguided pitiful lost soul that you are. the rest of us will be enjoying ourselves as our pathetic wet rag himbos and twinks kneel on the ground and beg to taste pussy/cock so hard they nearly come, like real men. just as god herself intended.

[chickren]

omg hi idk if this is weird but I'm a newbie to this fandom and I wanna know if you can post the link to this fic?? I cant find it :(

this work is hard to find because it was orphaned when gwen77 rightfully bailed on grrm/hbo's dumpsterfire ip. so here it is. i would download it if i were you. if my experience is anything to go by, you will want to reread it for eternity.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7212838/chapters/16367383

hope you don't mind if i publish this just in case anyone else is searching for it

[ilynpilled]

i think these stupid ass snail race google search trend popularity videos are likely very inaccurate and nonsense anyway but the apparent great #danysweep post asos adaptation has me crying so bad bc she really did leave all of them in the dust man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 built different i fear like thats the people’s princess

[francy-sketches]

What does osfryd kettleblack even do. Like what is his purpose why is he there

[caracarnn]

🐉 currently rewatching Game of Thrones and am ranting and raving about how much I HATE what they did to Daenerys in s7-8. fml it's the single worst thing I have ever seen and I won't relent on this. I COULD HANDLE ANYTHING BUT THE MASSACRE AND VILLAINZING OF DAENERYS. my daughter. she deserved better.

[northiron]

every time i remember that lyanna is like 33 in the present of aso.iaf i'm struck by a fucking hammer.

she's like, in the PERFECT age range to date so many people it's insane. this is important to me bc her taste makes that hilarious (show!tormund, bronn etc) and like way this opens up the range of the psychological damage it could do to jon is Very Funny.

but really, on a more serious note it just really effects the dynamics of so many possible interactions. like she's only 3 or so years older than sandor. that's INSANE to me. she's so perpetually stuck in the collective conscious as a 16yo that when i remember in her main verse she's like.... and Adult.... with at minimum 1 kid...... and like a Whole Ass Fucking Life it's just like whoa. holy shit. That's Right you're like... Some Fucking Dude now and not just a ghost haunting the narrative.

[uluthrek]

reblog if you agree that the war of the five kings wouldn’t have happened if jaime hadn’t gotten his ass handed to him at the tourney for joffrey’s name day.

[a-jew-of-the-seven-kingdoms]

I think the funniest thing GoT ever did was chopping off Jaime’s hand and then immediately cutting to a hard rock rendition of The Bear and the Maiden Fair in the credits. It simply can’t be topped, no actual comedy will ever be that good

[swordmaid]

grinchstarion is kinda giving the same vibe as amok jaime omfg………..

[half-doomed]

Honestly my heart goes out to ryan, jon, spencer, and dallon who will probably have to hear "you were in a band with that guy right?" a hundred times today

[ilynpilled]

merrett really was grrm’s high school bully character turned one of the biggest L takers in the series (bar is high mind you) type character lol