#get their ass jaime
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Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these
#I AM NO FASHION HISTORIAN!!! I ONLY DRAW WHAT I THINK FITS THE VIBE!!!!#the lanns are more or less fitting with each other but the starks are a mess lol#ned is wearing like an every day stark attire ig#cat is more Traditional Tully#for sansa i had absolutely no idea what to do so she doesnt really look connected to neither ned nor cat#her dress is just slavic adjacent. you decide what it is. def not kl or alayne stone eras tho#with robb i wanted to draw completely different armor than i did for jaime so theres both chainmail#AND iron chest plate(s) that look central asian a little lol#arya has her worn out dirty ass riding attire that was given to her by lady smallwood#and jon is nw but i couldnt think of shit so hell be probably getting a seperate post with his costume#all in all this was. something. i dont think im really good at costume design lmao so you can just look at their faces to see my Vision#of everyone there. yea okay thats it#jon snow#eddard stark#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#sansa stark#robb stark#arya stark#house stark#jaime lannister#cersei lannister#tyrion lannister#house lannister#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#🧩
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my opinion on “does joffrey know about the incest” is that he honestly genuinely does not suspect a god damn thing UNTIL the big blow up when his father dies. the combo of ned doing All Of That when he’d previously been so politically inactive + stannis AND renly crowning themselves is all the confirmation he needs for all the weird shit he’s seen throughout his life to click into place but what EYE think clicks into place is “oh this bitch SEDUCED my WEAK and INNOCENT MOTHER from my AMAZING father????” and from then on he’s praying robb kills jaime before the war ends.
#joffrey baratheon#do i think he’s ACTIVELY trying to get jaime killed? no he’s not smart enough for that kind of subterfuge. see: the sloppy ass catspaw#and i also think his violent outbursts ARE outbursts he’s not preplanning to torture sansa he’s just mad & sees her as an outlet#but like. is he sitting there afterwards like ‘what does a bitch gotta do to get a hated hostage executed come ON’#i DO think there’s a tiny bit of that feeling. i think if he had been alive when jaime got back there would have been some PROBLEMS.#it’s not even just that he resents jaime for making him a bastard & not robert’s son. it’s that now that he KNOWS he’s like ‘we look exactl#the fucjing same why is he still HERE everyone’s gonna KNOW’#getting on my soap box
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OK but drag queen Jaime and head over heels vigilante jason
#nobody look at me I have a vision and it’s breeding Ideas#im just a sucker for Jaime seeing red hood — infamous crime fighting spawn of chaos#and patron saint of lawless justice— get ganged up on in an alley#and his mama always said tje braver the dumber —#basically Jaime saves Jason’s ass and Jason’s been having angry love in his eyes since#Jaime got him at ‘ why is this blood better than my lipstick’#jaime reyes#jason todd#gunbug#text post#jaime x jason
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none of these make sense. send help. i’ve gone woke…..
#canon’s art#fanart#art#game of thrones#asoiaf#but not rlly asoiaf since i havent read the books yet…#so mainly hbogot#i’m on uhhmmmm season 5.#what a show…!#my favorites are arya dany and tyrion#but my evil faves are ramsay and littlefinger *throws up*#don’t get me wrong though#I want them DEEEEAAADDDDDDD!#but sadly all my artistic inspo has come from those two freaks and i hate it#OKAY! tag times#robb stark#jon snow#joffrey baratheon#theon greyjoy#jaime lannister#ramsay bolton#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#thramsay#but only kind of.#idk i dont really ship it but i doooo love some crazy ass dynamics and they sure are. crazy ass dynamics#not ship in the traditional sense at least. i want a million missiles to hit ramsay at the speed of light
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we don’t talk about when jaime had to throw brienne’s ass in jail he gave her one with an ocean view not some fetid rotting cell. btw.
#jaime’s whole thing post bear pit where he’s trying to offer brienne small amounts of luxury like a place in the kg or a place in court#-whatever she preferred - things you would do for a FRIEND btw. and not someone who you wanted to get rid of a few chapters before#wish he was real so I can beat his ass
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“Why would you even ship that character with anybody?! He’s basically irredeemable to me—“
TO YOU!! He’s irredeemable to you. But some of us are silly geese that like our men to be the sexy, sad, feral, pathetic wet cats that they really are deep down, because we aren’t allergic to joy.
Is that okay with you??!? Is that permissible in the eyes of the Chronically Online Board of Hypothetical Ethics and Human Resources for Fictional Characters That Are Not Real™️®️.
You can go enjoy your curated selection of stale two dimensional wonderbread men in the corner, like the misguided pitiful lost soul that you are. the rest of us will be enjoying ourselves as our pathetic wet rag himbos and twinks kneel on the ground and beg to taste pussy/cock so hard they nearly come, like real men. just as god herself intended.
#but good luck on your pending prosecutions!!#I’ve heard that no one has actually ever convicted a fictional character of war crimes before but who knows!! you could be the first.#and then you’ll know that all those long hard hours you spent typing away were actually for nothing#because ✨real life✨ lawyers get paid but you did all that shit for free. you goofy ass bitch#okay okay#that was all meant to be humours and done in good faith but i MAY have gotten SLIGHTLY carried away. possibly#for real tho this wasn’t prompted by anyone or anything in particular i’m just stoned#🍃 thoughts#tumblr sexyman#bg3 astarion#bg3 gale#bg3 wyll#bg3 halsin#taigen blue eye samurai#taigen#taimizu#bg3 memes#bg3 romance#asoiaf meta#jaime lannister#braime#reylo#kylo ren#klaroline#johnny silverhand#zutara#cp2077#eric northman#true blood#captain jack sparrow
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omg hi idk if this is weird but I'm a newbie to this fandom and I wanna know if you can post the link to this fic?? I cant find it :(
this work is hard to find because it was orphaned when gwen77 rightfully bailed on grrm/hbo's dumpsterfire ip. so here it is. i would download it if i were you. if my experience is anything to go by, you will want to reread it for eternity.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7212838/chapters/16367383
hope you don't mind if i publish this just in case anyone else is searching for it
#fic#jaime x brienne#chicky gets anons#(i don't have another tag even though this is not anon)#lol i had somehow never left kudos on this wtf#fanfail#lol bless her for orphaning it not deleting#my ass will delete so fast
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i think these stupid ass snail race google search trend popularity videos are likely very inaccurate and nonsense anyway but the apparent great #danysweep post asos adaptation has me crying so bad bc she really did leave all of them in the dust man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 built different i fear like thats the people’s princess
#also jaime being first before got happened ned u will pay#that mans damn beef like omg get over it!!!!#meta ass beef#khal drogo being that high omg jason momoa u will pay#my top three being jaime dany and tyrion i am not beating the basic bitch allegations
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What does osfryd kettleblack even do. Like what is his purpose why is he there
#.txt#i always forget he exists like#ok osmund is easy he's in the kg and jaime thinks about his ass at his dad's funeral. iconic#osney. he's the one that cersei tries to get to seduce marg right. he ends up in the torture dungeon#what the fuck does osfryd do. like i genuinely can't remember#is he in the city watch wait I think that's osney. is it both of them#does he also end up in the torture dungeon#no i will not take 5 seconds to look up his wiki page I'm lazy -_-#edit I looked it up he was the one in the city watch not osney. I guess he’s just unemployed#doesn’t do much beyond that
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🐉 currently rewatching Game of Thrones and am ranting and raving about how much I HATE what they did to Daenerys in s7-8. fml it's the single worst thing I have ever seen and I won't relent on this. I COULD HANDLE ANYTHING BUT THE MASSACRE AND VILLAINZING OF DAENERYS. my daughter. she deserved better.
#.ooc#idc if this doesn't go here#not to mention what they do to grey worm nbd the unsullied and dothraki are just savages again nbd#fml i hate this#i hate the stupid looks sansa gives her for no reason evne tho they accept theon and jaime and tyrion and wildlings and they even#accepted ittle finger's army before executing him but w/e#i hate how for some reason she's so jealous of jon for no reason wtf#she didn't have to go out there and lose EVERYONE for their stupid asses#never has a show ever made me so mad than this#and then to get murdered and for them to flip everything she's ever done into villainy#wtfffff#i hate them#idk what she was supposed to do when they killed her dragon AND missandei wtf??? i'm so mad#ignore me#i'm so mad
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every time i remember that lyanna is like 33 in the present of aso.iaf i'm struck by a fucking hammer.
she's like, in the PERFECT age range to date so many people it's insane. this is important to me bc her taste makes that hilarious (show!tormund, bronn etc) and like way this opens up the range of the psychological damage it could do to jon is Very Funny.
but really, on a more serious note it just really effects the dynamics of so many possible interactions. like she's only 3 or so years older than sandor. that's INSANE to me. she's so perpetually stuck in the collective conscious as a 16yo that when i remember in her main verse she's like.... and Adult.... with at minimum 1 kid...... and like a Whole Ass Fucking Life it's just like whoa. holy shit. That's Right you're like... Some Fucking Dude now and not just a ghost haunting the narrative.
#pay no attention to the man behind the curtain / ooc.#every time i remember that she went to metaphorical high school with jaime and cersei i'm like WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKK#she's a 33yo single woman w/ a teenage son she could DESTROY these men she'd EAT THEM ALIVE she knows the Boy Tricks lkdshfgklsd#nothing about any of you is charming she knows that surly nature just means you need a nap and snack#don't make that face at her she saw you fall on your ass at that tourney when you all were 15#sandor: is sandor lyanna: my 14yo son is more dignified than you. get it together man.
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reblog if you agree that the war of the five kings wouldn’t have happened if jaime hadn’t gotten his ass handed to him at the tourney for joffrey’s name day.
#like#this dumb bitch (affectionate)#costs half of westerosi nobility several months of income#because all those idiots bet on him#and then he got his ass handed to him by a teenager#and at least half of westeros went#well fuck there goes everything i have#like damn jaime get a grip#normalize blaming all your problems on jaime lannister#jaime lannister#a song of ice and fire
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I think the funniest thing GoT ever did was chopping off Jaime’s hand and then immediately cutting to a hard rock rendition of The Bear and the Maiden Fair in the credits. It simply can’t be topped, no actual comedy will ever be that good
#like who thought of that??#‘yeah he’ll start screaming and then we’ll cut to black. it’ll be dark for a few seconds while he’s Still Screaming#and then suddenly we’ll get some sick ass guitar and drums and some guy singing about a woman trying to fuck a bear#it’ll be great’#jaime lannister#game of thrones
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grinchstarion is kinda giving the same vibe as amok jaime omfg………..
#like amok jaime walked so grinchstarion can RUN!#people saying that grinchstarion is a visual bug I HOPE it doesn’t get fixed let me keep his ugly ass#really want to draw shri’iia waking up to that and she’s like jump scare sabrina brier oh!
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Honestly my heart goes out to ryan, jon, spencer, and dallon who will probably have to hear "you were in a band with that guy right?" a hundred times today
#p!atd#well idk jon doesnt seem to regret that time of his life too much#idk how spencer feels#ryan and dallon though... they really should get to kick breadbin's ass just a little bit#jaime posts#.txt
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merrett really was grrm’s high school bully character turned one of the biggest L takers in the series (bar is high mind you) type character lol
#9th son#catches pox#gets captured#ass branded#gets shit for it#literally#gets hit in the head so bad he suffers terrible headaches#never gets knighted#gets addicted to alcohol to numb the pain#marriage L bc darry takes the L w roberts rebellion#father hates him#he hates his wife and children#cant even get greatjon umber drunk enough he had one job during the RW#he passes out instead#then the petyr frey L#then takes the ultimate L w lady stoneheart#and then little walder also dies in dance fucking crying#dont be a high school bully bros 💔#love jaime resident attempted child murderer being like damn i hate bullies
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