#get rich online

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Tim Drake is the kind of guy who pushes up his glasses anime style before bragging to you about his boyfriends sweet rack. (and when nobody believes him and he shows them a picture everyone says its AI cuz Kryptonians are Uncanny Valley pretty)

[galoogamelady]

was watching an ad and this guy reminded me of buttons for some reason

that game if it was based:

[bogkeep]

oh i see they sell reindeer pelts even at the airport

[prophecystation]

happy birthday to meeeeeeee

[suckerforfluff]

is it fucked up that as a filipino i dont know any filipino mc streamers or filipino streamers in general? like the ones who actually stream in tagalog/bisaya/ilocano/ilonggo/whatever dialect???

like im so envious of the ppl who are like "so and so was my childhood im excited to see them in qsmp" and here i am like "wow filipino streamers huh can't wait to meet them ^_^"

[chicago-geniza]

Current favorite vlogger is a Polish guy who teaches English as a foreign language and he gives English equivalents of Polish words at B1, B2, C1, and C2 vocabulary levels and as far as I can tell the "algorithm" to assign complexity is 50% based on register, 50% a frequency-of-usage sliding scale from everyday conversational to "you would only encounter this collocation in a 19th-century novel." That's not why he's my favorite though. He's my favorite because he has one of those waxed 2010s hipster mustaches, and because his translations are, very often, wrong. Not glaringly wrong, just wrong in a more subtle, applied-linguistics way where you could technically cite a dictionary definition and earn your Scrabble points, but nobody actually uses the word like he does in his sample sentences

[rat-rosemary]

I'm a heavy believer in "C!Dream dated an entire family line" w/ him dating Fundy and Wilbur and Philza, but I just had the most crack au idea ever

Chayane and Tallulah both find pictures from when Dream used to date their Dads and in true c!Wilbur style they assume that that's their mom

[sanchoyo]

feel like ive complained about this before but I hate how when you go to the store there's a billion fun coffee flavors like hazelnut, mocha, dark chocolate, caramel, ect but like. with hot cocoa mixes its just. regular. extra marshmallow, and MAYBE white choco peppermint seasonally.

and same with cafes, they have a ton of fun coffee options like lattes and stuff with all kinds of syrups and toppings but (1) hot cocoa thing, and its usually so mid and watery it feels like an afterthought. (and before anyone says well just get decaf like..yes I cant drink caffeine for medical reasons so decaf would probably be fine to have, but I kinda just dont LIKE the taste of the coffee. I want the coffee completely GONE but still desire a fun and cute beverage with whipped cream and syrups at coffee shops and not always have to make it at home DIY style or ask the employees to change menu items to fit my needs.)

my dream is a hot chocolate cafe that has a billion fun flavors and variations of hot choco with all sorts of milks too for lactose intolerant ppl. no coffee on the menu. do u guys see the vision

[3416]

mitchell marner joe rogan enthusiast thoughts?

i mean i'm not that shocked by it, lol. if you think any of these men have a real brain in their heads............ sorry 😭 joe rogan tops every single platform for podcasts, so yeah, i'm not surprised mitch marner's goofy ass is clicking on that

[dennisboobs]

i think everyone on sunnytwt needs to be sat down so i can explain to them what basic human empathy is. and then maybe i put them in a blender until they agree to write meta about the characters instead of whether or not charlie day got facial reconstruction surgery.

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

I read that you have problem with your AO3 text after copy pasting. Did you check if it was on rich text? Because the default if html and you need to manually edit if that was the case

no yeah i always paste it on rich text

i meant that in the sense that i used to paste it on rich text and then just correct grammar and be done w it? but then one time i did the exact same and the formatting got squished for whatever reason. so i manually went back to edit (in rich text) and added extra spacing. things were fine for a while, i'd just paste it in rich text and then manually modify the spacing, but then one day it was as if it- reverted? and when i posted it the spacing was WAY too much. like it would've been fine if i hadn't added the extra space, like it wasn't going to squish my pasted text anymore. so i went oh ok cool it fixed itself.

and then like after two other times of only pasting and posting, it once again squished my text today

so idk 🤷‍♂️

[muddyorbsblr]

TAG YOUR POSTS!!! The last thing I want to see is Zawe Ashton's fat fugly ass face being a parasite on Tom!! SO TAG YOUR SHIT!!! People use the filters on here for a reason and when you don't tag shit they end up having to see content they filtered!!

Or you could go ahead and unfollow + block me, I honestly could not give less fucks. That's another option. I don't tag specifically so that I avoid people like you because I just know you're one of the human shit stains lurking in the 'tom hiddleston' tags. Bye.

[mrsecretusername]

can't write stories so I'm going to drop this scenario in the wild and let it run free, and hopefully someone will enjoy it:

some rich guy (swap pronouns as desired) hires a bodyguard, but not for himself - for his cat. Affectionate longhaired persian, goes with him everywhere, and he's wildly allergic to it. That doesn't seem to bother the rich guy at all, he just really fucking loves his cat, but his new bodyguard is one of us, already thought his employer (some kind of public figure) was hot even before he got hired for this, and is having one hell of a weird time with this job.

bonus if they know each other from some fetish forums online but the rich guy's the only one who knows it, which gives him reason to do things like make his allergies worse on purpose, ask the bodyguard to help him hold back sneezing fits long enough that he can take allergy meds, etc.

[fangsandsoftgrass]

WITH HER BUTTERFLY HAIRPIN⁉️❗💥💥⁉️❗💥💥⁉️💥❗❗⁉️❗💥💥

[anarchicarachnid]

not gonna lie, as much as I support the idea of being critical of our language and how it translates to our perception of ideas that may be harmful or offensive, i.e. casually ableist language, I also think some people are too sensitive to exist on this earth, and their pragmatism and charisma are severely harmed by the way they perfectly play into the stereotype of the sensitive snowflake that reactionaries think of everyone left of center as. It is in fact not inherently reactionary to be kinda edgy, and tumblr leftie culture simultaneously embraces and rejects this in a super dissonant way.