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welp. it was bound to happen at some point. looks like the whale was feeding and nabbed the guy by accident, and immediately spit him out:

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congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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happy valentines day to the only people to have ever been in love, dan and phil ❤️

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“it's up to you” please don't stress me out like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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lyrical boxing

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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

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Quackity: Objects you wouldn’t want to be holding while driving.

(Jaiden immediately buzzes in)

Jaiden: I’m fluent in Spanish, Quackity. Cars- I mean-

(Cast loses their minds laughing)

Missa: SHE ALREADY SAID IT!

(Incorrect buzzer)

Jaiden: I MEANT CELL PHONE!

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ANYOEN ELSLSE GETTING FLAHSBSBACKS