#get rekt gale

[kellerybird]

Game night

(Reblogs ok & appreciated!!!!)

[t4r0tc4rdz]

Gale!!!1!1!

A Runes Oc I just made woo!! Runes belongs to @gloomforrestrunes >:3

Some minor back story (don’t wanna spoil, I have so much for this guy)

Growing up in a quaint little house bordering the Askon province, Gale and his two siblings lived with their merchant father and caretaking mother. Gale, being the eldest, was grant I’ll ed with the highest expectations. But this was more of a curse than anything. The tasks were far more grueling, and the punishments were even worse. Gale went through extreme self-esteem issues, and matters only got worse when his parents had essentially sold him to the Dark Realm in exchange for wealth. Gale, having gone through a serious identity crisis, felt he needed to prove himself, and fast. So upon hearing the rumors of a “monster” stalking the night and killing the wildlife, Gale sought to bring an end to it. He did, but not at all in the way he wanted too. The monster was free, and Gale came home with a leg mangled and broken beyond repair, and hideous scars across his face. His father, furious, ran him out of the house, screaming that if he ever saw Gale’s mutilated face again, he’d kill him. Now Gale, on the run for the Dark Realm who seeks him, hides in the Askon Province, occasionally coming face to face with Kane and Eiya, the heirs to the throne. However Gale quickly finds out that you can never truly run from your problems, and as the walls close in, he gets to learn this lesson in the worst way imaginable.

[marycom15]

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[dominik528]

Get rekt, Gale.

[dude-wheres-my-ankheg]

omg I can't believe I sat and levelled up Gale from 3 to 12 just so I would have counterspell for Lorroakan and then Elorin fucking disintergrated him off the face of the planet before the smug twat even got to his turn xD

Get rekt.

[afterthedescent]

I did the Githyanki creche last night, and one of Ch'r'ai W'wargaz's lines stuck out to me. He says, "Knowledge isn't power, knowledge is everything," when we ask how tf he knows so much about us.

So I think it's feasible that he knows who Kallan is. Maybe not the whole "Bane's Champion" bit, but that she's one of the heroes of Elturel.

He seems (seemed, haha get rekt) kind of smarmy, so I can see him dropping a line all, "Oh, our esteemed guest - one of the heroes of Elturel, in the flesh" or something.

And Kallan has not come clean to anyone in the party yet, so Astarion, Lae'zel, and Wyll all just stare at her for a minute (okay probably not Lae'zel, she's got a lot going on atm).

After the fight Wyll's like, "What was that he said? About you being one of the heroes of Elturel?"

And Kallan simply responds with, "Not here, not now." Everyone drops it...until they get back to camp.

A lot happened that day, to say the least, and Kallan's hopeful that maybe everything with the creche/astral plane will occupy everyone's mind...and it does...for awhile.

But then Astarion brings it back to the forefront. "And if all that wasn't enough, we learned quite the spicy little tidbit about our fearless leader! You know, Darling, I thought you looked familiar when we first met, and now I know why. Your face was on every wanted posted in Baldur's Gate. Not an exact likeness, or a particularly complimentary one, but nevertheless."

She's embarrassed and instantly feels the heat of annoyance tinge her cheeks. She glares at Astarion, and he smirks in response.

"Though...it was not your name listed, but another's. What was it again?" He looks as though he's trying to recall.

"Teya," Kallan says, weariness in her voice. "Teya Amell."

"Amell?" Wyll chimes in. "As in Lord Bryce and Lady Leandra? I knew that they had a son - Carver was a good friend of mine - but I didn't know that they had a--"

"It's...complicated," she begins with an exasperated sigh, and then...she starts talking.

She tells them everything - about Teya, her amnesia, the fight against the Vanthampur's that wound up triggering her own descent into Avernus, dying outside the gates of the High Hall, being brought back to life in Tiamat's tower, the fight against Zariel and her forces...everything (not about the whole Bane thing though. that she keeps to herself still).

She talks and talks and talks...it's as though she's channeling Israfil. And finally, when she's done, it's silent for what feels like an eternity. She feels her cheeks grow hot again. Why are they all just staring at her? See, this is why she didn't--

"The Samael you spoke of," Gale finally says, recalling their conversation by the creek, "is the same as--"

Kallan just nods, not looking up at him.

No one's quite sure what to say. Even Astarion seems to be at a loss for words.

So finally Karlach cuts in, trying to lighten the mood by asking about the fight with Zariel (see my other shitpost).

[gale-gentlepenguin]

I saw your "Im Sorry, Im Blind" thing on insta and was for some reason really pleased when I saw your url, like, "OooH I follow him!!!"

Pfff,

It’s still kind of funny how it took off.

[polyghostfacehours]

Scream 5 Asks Compilation

⚠‼SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT‼⚠

There is one Scream 5 ask I didn't include, bc it was a request about some characters' reactions to something that happens in the movie, so it will be in a separate spoiler post.

LMAO Yeah, his house did feel more like a character than he did. Honestly, I have a lot to say about Richie and Amber, and I'll definitely delve into them in a later post, but I didn't feel like they were trying to be Billy and Stu? They felt more of a combination of Jill, Charlie, and Mickey and Stu between their motives and how they acted.

I loved Amber though, and I felt she was a phenomenal expy of Stu. She really went apeshit in the climax, and I loved it! And yeah, Richie I loooooved seeing get absolutely rekt by Sam!

Yeah, going by the timeline established, with Sam being born in 1996, Billy 1000% cheated on Sid with Christina (Sam's mom's name) while he and Sid were together. Assuming Scream happened somewhere between October and December 1996, and Sam is born IN 1996, he must've done it shortly before or after he killed Maureen Prescott, since he did that a year ago exactly from when Scream happened.

He is an absolute fuckboi lmaooo. He stopped getting it from Sid, so he fucked Christina and whiteout a condom too. I can absolutely seeing him going "It won't feel as good with one." or some bullshit. Can't imagine sex ed. in Woodsboro explained how high the chances of pregnancy are, or even exists.

OKAY BITCH BUT ME TOOO LMAOOO. As a certified Billy lover (duh), I like to headcanon that it was just a one night stand that he knew he could get out of Christina since she was in love with him. Better than him being secretly in a relationship with her.

Then again, even if they did establish that it was a secret relationship, I still would continue writing Billy x Reader's/hc that Billy and Stu were together and had the REAL secret relationship/ that poly ghostface exists. I like to think Billy is just an evil bisexual who wasn't just sleeping with women, but also Stu and had real feelings loooool.

I will proudly ignore canon when it suits me 😤.

As much as I'd love that, I think it's a stretch and grasping for straws at his point. Between Billy being confirmed to be having sex with someone that isn't Stu, and Kevin Williamson both being heavily involved as well as being the producer + the recent interview with pride source he did basically saying "OoOoOo its up to speculation 😱" and straight up confirming it wasnt his intention when writing...I've just kinda accepted it. But like I said, canon means shit to me, and I will continue to write and ship as I see fit.

I do hope it's an actual ghost and not a hallucination, and latching on to the whole "Those meds aren't helping as well as they used to huh Sam?" line from Billy to support it. BUT I know in my heart of hearts it's probs not true, and he really is just a hallucination from Sam lol.

ALSO YES, ANOTHER REASON TO HC GHOST!BILLY. God, Dewey watching over them. Dewey REUNITING with Tatum. Billy REUNITING WITH STUUUUU. AAAHHHHHH.

But god, imagine Dewey watching over Gale. Finally leaving Woodsboro and following her, watching Gale fall in love with someone else, have kids, be happy. And it's bittersweet for Dewey, bc he loves seeing her happy, but HE wanted to be the man to do so. So he watches over Sidney and Gale, along with Tatum.

NAUR BUT YES. I love 3rd Planet, I havent heard it in yeeeears tho, so thank you for reminding me it exists! And forgive me for derailing but

Broke: 3rd Planet is about a miscarriage or religion.

Woke: 3rd Planet is about Sidney and Gale moving on without Dewey

Bespoke: 3rd Planet is about poly Ghostface where one of the three dies.

Billy: I see the baby cum angels 😞

ghost Stu or ghost Y/N: wtf

I was never the biggest Dewey stan, but his death literally destroyed me for awhile. Like, it felt like a favorite uncle passing away, I didn't even tear up, I just had that horrible pit in my stomach when it happened. I was so genuinely upset even though I KNEW it was coming bc of the leak I read. Just seeing HOW it happened, and after Dewey reunited with Gale when we had seen him watching Gale on TV and smiling? I fucking...man. It hurt.

Ooooh, interesting choice! While I feel parts of the song definitely fit Dewey in regards to Sid, I wouldn't normally associate it with them. Mainly bc I feel like there was never a point in time where Dewey envied or felt competitive with Sid, which is a big component of the song.

[blunaowl]

Having finally seen Frozen II in the comfort of my own home after waiting quite some time for it to come out on physcial form in the UK, I have this scene stuck in my head.

It’s a little while after the ending, Frohana are headed back to Arendelle with Mattias and his soldiers. The Nokk is like, “lol nope” when it comes to being near anyone else, so Elsa’s trudging along with them (because where is Kristoff’s wagon? Probably up on rocks or something after he parked it in the wrong side of the woods- anyway).

After a little while, everyone’s beginning to tire, and they’ve all had just about enough of Olaf’s antics for a while, and Anna’s like, “TIME OUT PEOPLE” and no one’s going to say no. Of course, all the aches and pains of various fights and tumbles through forest and whatnot are beginning to show, and Anna’s so glad to be able to sit down for a minute, when she looks up at Elsa, who’s like... not sitting down.

“Just relax for a minute.”

“I am relaxing.”

“Okay, why don’t you sit down for a minute.”

“If I sit down, I’m never getting up again.”

“PFFT, you’re overreac- WHAT IS THAT” and Anna’s like, eyeing up Elsa and the bruises forming everywhere, around her wrist, across her back and shoulders, and immediately after she hauls her own tired ass up, she’s like, “HWAT HAPPENED” and Elsa’s like, “Uhm... the Nokk happened?”

Anna’s cursing is heard from Arendelle to Northuldra. All the spirits hear. Bruni dives into Elsa’s hair (because she’s totally tagging along and there is so much f l o o f to hide in), Gale instantly disappears, there’s a rumble from the Earth Giants as they’re like, “what the fork was that” and from then on the Nokk is NEVER around when Anna’s around. Anna tries to take him on once and he just POOFS into oblivion to avoid getting rekt by an angery younger sister, who’s not at all happy that her elder sister can’t even have a hug for like, two weeks without wincing after bascially inventing whiplash.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The Villains as Miracle of Sound Songs

Ganondorf: Fires Fade, Dark Souls 3 song. “And through the paths of ash, another bond of burden seek. Let the pale moon pain the sky with frost. And in the lives long past, in the cinders of the weak, lie the failures of the lost!.”

Wario: Hard Cash, GTA 5 song. “ We ain't gonna linger and lie low, When there's hard cash coming back, No way I'll just sit here when I know, That there's hard cash coming back, Hard hard cash, Don't want no easy money

Bowser: Ode to Fury, God of War 2018 song. “ Bellows of pain, And scraping of chains, The echoes they taunt and deceive me, Oceans of blame, And rivers of shame, The fury it never leaves me.”

Wolf: Redemption Blues, Red Dead Redemption song. “And justice ain’t no lady, she’s a twisted battered whore. Laying bruised and naked, on a bloodstained wooden floor. Our days are over, times have changed around these parts. There ain’t no more cowboys, only men with violent hearts.”

King K Rool: Beneath the Black Flag, Assassin’s Creed 4 song. “Out on the endless ocean, we tear along the gales! With rum inside our bellies warm and freedom in our sails! A wayward bunch of scoundrels, assassin’s thieves and slaves, the rich ad blue-bloods fear us when we hunt upon the waves!”

Dark Samus: Welcome to the Family, Resident Evil 7 song. “ Roam in the narrows, Hum the cells a dirge, Mold in the marrow gonna, Melt and merge,Old throat croonin’ on the balcony, Welcome to the family.”

King Dedede: I am Pudge, Dota 2 song. “ And they hate me cause I’m greedy, But a hero’s got to eat, They whinge and whine and whimper, Cause I snatch all of the meat, And they yell that I am cheap, And that I undermine the rest, And they’re right you know my prices are the best. Get rekt”

Dark Link: Paleblood Moon, Bloodborne song”Cruel and brutal the blades of the beast, carve and clatter and cleave! Bathed in blood of the damned diseased, through he withered we weave!”

[fistsona]

Hey uh, I finished DDS and. I’m going to Scream a little under a cut. @edgyearring, tagging u bc im sure you’ll get a kick out of my screeching.

ahem.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IM SO. CONFUSED??????????

ANGEL IS FABULOUS LOOKING AND I ENJOYED WHAT LITTLE WE SAW OF HER WHEN WE LIKE... ACTUALLY SAW HER FORM?

ANYWA YS. LOOKS LIKE GALE (ONLY BLOND????) AND ANGEL KNOW EACH OTHER?? AND THE ENTIRE (DIGITAL) WORLD WAS LITERALLY REKT?? LIKE ITS HECKING GO NE???

ALSO IM GLAD SERPH GOT OUT AND DIDNT D I E BUT LIKE??? THAT END END CUTSCENE? WHERE IS SERA?? WHERE IS SERPH?? WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE MADE OF STONE AND WHY IS THE SUN LIKE THAT??

IT’S THE REAL WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT QUESTION BUT LIKE. WHAT THE H E C K IS GOING ON

Anyway, gr8 game and im gonna have to give myself like an hour to breathe and then ill go into a dds2 pt.

[convndrums]

here the FAWK she ( the semi-finished masterlist of all my characters ) is ! took way too long but hopefully as you proceed to click on the linque below you’ll know why smh but yep ! i’ll be adding their pages on my account when i’m done with them soon i hope and maybe come back with a bunch of connections for each character but for now this is all i got & smash this like or im me for plots i’d love to get on those finally xx

reintroducing amanda wheeler;  intro & info page.

queen of irony. rich post- faux country gal who’s a loud homosexual and writes hetero fics/has an indie het smut for the absolute shits and giggles. dates a married woman she’s utterly in love with and will pull the life support cord for. said to be possessed by a possessed flapper. cute and knows it even though she looks like a republican. socially open & everywhere. morally grey.

reintroducing imogen yates; intro & info page. ( tw violence )

the grey area between your mom friend and your drunk aunt. happily vegan & owns a vegan restaurant called the fork, alt. the vegan cult’s lair. won’t kill you, but will convince you she really wants to. local brat tamer. minds her business via minding others. clashed head-first into nature’s very own reset button: amnesia. used to be satan and traumatized everyone. disgustingly active and accomplishing.

reintroducing ethan holland; intro & info page. ( tw suicide )

he is a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boy ( and meant it. they’re dating now. hey lourdes ! ) a nice person, so nice he doesn’t realize how fake he sounds/is. a certified headass. previously a bully/bully enabler, current guilty fuck. #torn. does the most for his loved ones. doesn’t remember his own birthday. googled foot fetishes once. trolls stan twitter with his fake selena gomez stan account when tumblr crashes. burned a sue of cide note with his name scribbled on it.

reintroducing sebastian miller; intro & info page ( tw violence )

kazimer sokolov whom. russian ex-cult member well-adjusted into a mundane life via lies, a fake canadian accent he’s ‘trying to get rid of’, being a twilight saga aficionado and a dickwad, a lame record store and a tumblr blog to keep himself sane by maintaining a general aesthetic and shitting on people and every discourse out there. knives/books sniffer. allegedly fucked a moose. probably kinkshames as a way to deal with his own “kinks” aka please keep the dead bodies away. ( im kidding i swear but [redacted] )

reintroducing prudence zima; intro & info page ( tw death )

parents died in a fire when she was two months old and it shows. idolizes avril lavigne & her favorite movie is lords of dogtown for aesthetics references. dude. social leech or effortless networker ? both. remains in her lane regardless. cry-types probably. here for a good time, not a long time. steals your stash and smokes you out with it. avid dick connoisseur. minimum effort lifestyle. either on her way to become a manager of some one hit wonder band that finds it’s demise in a freak accident, a drug dealer or god forbid, a guidance counselor; depends. mild cool girl syndrome. 

reintroducing jennifer meade; intro & info page ( tw death, violence and abuse )

bi/pussy muncher and proud misandrist, first and foremost. remembers killing her brother very fondly. the one girl in a room to call when you want to kill a bug and you’re relieved until she kills it with her bare hand. tops. unstable & chaotic evil, respectively. the ginger devil. biased and has her minion whom she invests a great deal of her time in brain washing and obsessing over. supposedly here to make amends but that’s not happening any time soon.

reintroducing margot williams; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

deserves better. very gay. all her friends are heathens xtra, take it slow. corrects typos in the gc. a nerdy editorial assistant daydreaming about publishing houses instead of the magazine she works for. lowkey shy and she’s angry about it. goes off if she must. jacks off to #knowledge and yuri anime. helps with homework and essays and takes the kids out. deadpan because we’re original but she swears it’s just the face & unresolved trauma. stans her therapist. unofficial older sister.

reintroducing chandler accardi; intro ( re-written ) & info page

needs to do better. dropped out of college for culinary school then dropped out of that too. was engaged to an absolute goddess he ultimately wronged ( with her damn best friend, bitch disgostin* ) and got kicked out to the curb. currently residing in the couch of his sister until things are resolved. thot-by-default & annoying. has like three ( 3 ) redeeming qualities. has never been told to shut up and it shows. works at buzzfeed.

reintroducing abel gautier; intro & info page

french and “confused”. lives a minimalist n’ expensive life. if american psycho & french kiss were the same movie. wine sniffer. the devil bakes croissants. will watch you die. takes grudges to the afterlife. gets attached but either ruins it or ruins it to spare everyone, himself included. falls in love a lot but knows how to calm the fuck down. very giving, fortunately. manipulative but isn’t too wild about bending everything to his will. 

reintroducing simini gale; intro & info page ( tw abuse, violence & mental illness )

token white actress & character in rosie’s show. [ britney vc ] its me.... against dissociation. a loud mess with an intense mental state and anger issues dulled out by her prescribed meds and whatever pill she got in the bottom of her manager’s purse. dependent and distraught about it. grocery shopping for garbage food and attending comedy stand up shows half drunk as a hobby. stable ? where. very nice and super flighty. heels are hot. wishes she could fight someone without feeling the urge to actually fight someone. 

reintroducing calvin o’shea; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

it’s not just the depression more than the incredible self hatred. walks into rooms with his bad energy, grumpy mood and cunty attitude. graduated college just to shut his dad up. wants to die harder than edward cullen. just doesn’t give a shit. has a baby named freddie mercury ( also known as the antichrist, with alanis, his mortal literal enemy whom he absolutely despises and will not hesitate to put his dick back in again lbr ) who will probably grow up to talk shit about his parents whom he also mentioned in his tell-all book on ellen. works at his family’s bookstore that sucks the life energy out of college students nearing a mental breakdown.

reintroducing isabel pavia; intro & info page ( tw drug use )

contemporary dances her feelings away. too ambitious for her own good but knows what she’s doing. in a goth ass secret society ( here ) a.k.a her new found purpose. knows everything eventually. oddly trustworthy. doesn’t know what speaking loudly is, let alone yelling. loves the moon & has that moon app. had to take painkillers when she twisted her ankle very badly and would take them for a while for stress and performance reasons, but has stopped. a quiet angel. 

reintroducing anastasia zeller; intro & info page

ambitious/multi-talented asshole. horror trash & an emotional/mental maze which translates well into her weird works on no sleep reddit and current horror comedy podcast. ( click here for info ). needs a therapist according to a friend, whom she dropped for saying that. will bite your head off. obsessed with her works to an unhealthy point. would love to establish a company and stuff out of it and is working on that. healthy relationships are a semi-foreign concept.

reintroducing morgan booker; intro & info page ( tw death )

vape-curious and takes photos of ghost towns and abandoned-everythings because #vision. had a roadtrip phase like the fake deep idiot he is. morally grey. genuinely here for a good laugh and spreading joy in the form of hover-friendships and taking lit candids of his friends. knows shit and comes off as a creep sometimes but does he really care. knows your mom’s name. lives in a disused hospital bc he’s marinating on that aesthetic. 

reintroducing bowie harmon; intro & info page ( tw drug use & abuse )

part of a duo in a web series as the anxious n’ cackling mess. showcases her depressión & anxieté by her colorful wigs n’ new hair dyes. painful receptionist at a tattoo parlor. recovering addict who advocates for drug use. thinks tattooing a ruler on someone’s dick one day would be the peak of her accomplishments as a tattoo artist. daily bad decisions. “ it’s complicated. ” when asked about literally any relationship she has with anyone in her life. traumas include her failed singing career. an ex viner-by-association.

reintroducing shaheen bin baz; intro & info page ( tw violence & mental illness )

the physical deception of going through hell in a short amount of time with zero mental durability to begin with during midterms. trigger-anxious. will shoot your toes off your foot if caught off guard. aided in criminal operations with the brilliance of his mind in codes. would not mind dying. seasons your food. waters his crops in his balcony garden. the grey area between a super laidback dude and a crackhead with violent tendencies. nearing a mental breakdown probably. 

reintroducing minka abbott-santos; intro & info page ( tw abuse )

defeats the evil stepmom stereotype one breath at a time. the human embodiment of a deer. gothic angel. alarmingly gets black swan. type to wake up to her staring at you from an armchair across the room, but lovingly, with a book she was reading in hand and two hot cups of tea; she was waiting to start the day with you. spooky until you get to know her and even more spookier when she’s ( note: calmly ) pissed but that’s extremely rare. gentle voice, soul and everything.

reintroducing reuben faulkner; intro & info page ( tw abuse & violence  )

rekt hell prince. lived in an amish community with his family until he got kidnapped away from home when he was seven into an awful living situation. doesn’t remember if the gas leak that happened five years later and killed everyone was his doing or not. knows where his real family is after months of tracking them down but. blood kink under investigation. shady bouncer at a shady club. has issues he has no care or time to diminish. fights for the shits and giggles. leaves texts at read. leaves you alone for your own good and his own sanity. 

reintroducing alexandra turunen;  info page

wants to do everything and be everything and doesn’t know what to do with herself ( read: post-graduation identity crisis ) currently investing in a motorcycle for no reason. essentially jobless. a “retired” kathryn merteuil who “outgrew” her cunning ways since highschool but really only found new socially destructive interests. appears to be self-possessed but she’s #shaken. doesn’t care about how well she presents herself anymore after getting rejected by four universities and refusing to accept her father’s offer to pull some strings to get her in one. sleeps a lot. 

reintroducing giuseppe del vecchio;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

goes by pepe because well. son of italian oil peeps & is extra. said to be in a cult when all he’s in is this extra ass dining club that does the most for initiation ceremonies. ready to fall in love with you. goes to the king’s college in london and studies business & changes his minor way too often for everyone’s liking. into everything and will be down to do whatever. faux deep. mischievous shit. incredibly unbiased. had his rawrk n’ roll phase that died along with someone in a club literally. still has it but he knows god now & less drugs.

reintroducing kelian scott;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

a father/father figure who tries™. runs a mechanic shop/chop shop because bad decisions and dire needs ( had his son to send to school and his daughter who passed away due to a disease he couldn’t afford to treat even after turning his shop into a chop shop. his wife then left him ). stares into the distance. wants the best for the kids but one of them is a junkie ( he doesn’t know yet ) and the other -- his niece -- is an orphan he’s worried about. thinks ahead 24/7. needs to pull out of this dull n’ depressing daily routine he has fallen into like the basic ass divorced dad he is. 

reintroducing sal presley;  info page

smexy trace & fingerprint detective. talks. the perfect illusion to bring home to your parents and friends. gets shit done which is both a good thing and a bad thing. looks calm, collected n’ well-rested but isn’t. his actual name is salvatore but no. knows how to mix drinks and more; used to showcase his multi-talented ass to make his ( currently ex ) fiancée look good now just himself. was engaged three times; two of those times with the same person. obsessive; gets into his job a little too intensely for no reason but #justice and maybe something else whom knows. loses sleep at least two nights a week as a habit at this point. has an extended family back home he misses occasionally. wishes he could calm down truly. 

[no-warrior-here]

     It’s such a funny thing tbh because like. In that whole demigod!Gregor offshoot I have going? This kiddo is stubborn, strong-willed, and he’s not so great at taking orders. If he doesn’t respect you, he’s just gonna shrug and go by what he thinks he should be doing, to heck with the plan.

     Two alternatives; either he’d get along fantastically well with like all the main people from PJO/HOO, wind up trusting and respecting them a ton, and become a really strong, reliable ally... Or, he’d wind up butting heads with Percy and Jason in particular, and probably get #rekt by a freaking hurricane. Let’s get real, Gregor doesn’t know when to back down; if it came down to a fight, he might have to actually be restrained to keep him from doing something incomprehensibly stupid. And that still wouldn’t necessarily stop him from being rude and insulting, which would already be a Bad Move in and of itself.

      Or, option three, it starts off getting ugly, then the other demigods gradually manage to earn his trust through the recognition that he’s really not so different from them. If anything, Gregor’s just too much like them. I mean, okay, it’d be a lot harder to get this guy back on their side after smacking him with gale-force winds, but not necessarily impossible. And seriously who hasn’t lost patience with Gregor at SOME POINT OR ANOTHER ANYWAY C’MON

[cryptidbunnie]

i have no one to talk to about ethelbitch so i must post it here

so like

what i always have trouble with is the version of ethel i really like--ethel who’s father killed his mother and destroyed the oracles (including, at least ethel thinks, the only woman he had ever loved) who kind of fell from this naive “i can fix the empire” to gaining power for power’s sake all in a mad attempt to resurrect said woman, which involved doing a lot of shitty things in his bid for power--and the version of ethel that is really fun to play: just a terrible person, more canon compliant, once fucking rekt gale. just like literally smashed him off the ground with stolen magic because he wouldn’t obey him though let’s talk about how strong gale’s will was???? to literally refuse to obey a cursed object bravo gale and kidnapped a few people to experiment on and enslaved a guy it was great

and so when i was listening to disney villain songs the idea struck me, like an easy solution.

i always talked about ethelberd marrying woman--these were just to be used as vessels for his “dead” waifu’s spirit (since she wasn’t dead, she of course couldnt possess them so he kind of just slaughtered people for no reason fucking whoops), but i offer the notion that it isnt unrealistic one existed long enough to give birth to an heir. Something I’ve always talked about Ethelberd wanting, anyways.

So, how does this tie in to a solution? keep this in mind: ethel is 100% the type to name his heir after himself.

so like somewhere along the line, after reaching adulthood, this aforementioned heir (here on out referenced as ethelheir), in an act of complete irony, commits an act of patricide, killing ethelberd

it’s ironic because ethelberd fucking murdered his father centuries prior

except unlike ethelberd, he’s not in any way redeemable: where ethelberd fell to try and bring the love of his life back to life, ethelheir is just straight up power hungry and vindictive. he’s the ethelberd that’s fun to play.

he’s the ethel you get to interact with.

and like his bio would go over the full backstory of ethelberd, involving the fall of the heir apparent all the way through to his death. talks about it all, mother’s death, sharron’s “death”, stealing magic, wars, wives, attempted possession, the heir that one gave birth to

and then, just at the end, its fucking vague. it doesn’t mention his death.

it just says “This is not that Ethelberd”

and it doesn’t say anything about ethelheir killing ethelberd or upcoming coronation, or that he only seek’s to spread the empire’s control and has never once been an okay person. where ethelberd could have changed again, ethelheir won’t ever. he’s chosen this, whereas ethelberd hated what he became.

and like, over time, it’s piece-by-piece revealed what happened and what his goals are and that he’s behind a lot of the terrible bads happening and god it sounds fun 

[fangirl-is-a-lifestyle]

“Frank Gale, a twenty-three-year veteran police officer and national second vice president of the Fraternal Order of Police, opposes the passage of any bill with the goal of stopping racial profiling, and ERPA in particular. Gale firmly states that “the so-called practice of ‘racial profiling,’ hyped by activists, the media and others with political agendas” is nothing but “hyperbole and rhetorical excess.” This is frankly untrue. The United States has a long and varied history of racially profiling minorities and immigrants. From the first settlers from England who ethnically profiled Native Americans as savages and barbarians; to the Americans of northern European descent who profiled southern and eastern European immigrants as lazy and prone to crime in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries; to the Palmer Raids that targeted immigrants—particularly Jewish immigrants during World War I; to the TSA agents who “randomly” select Muslims, Arabs, and those they perceive as Muslim for invasive searches at much higher rates than non-Muslims; to the police forces who arrest and kill African Americans at higher rates than they do to white people, Americans in power have always negatively profiled racial minorities. Racial profiling exists and is both morally wrong and contrary to constitutional rights. Therefore, the government must take action to stop it” (me, 2017).

get rekt frank gale

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: ML Season 4 episode 13 Optigami

(Spoilers below)

-I will only go over things I missed from my live reaction.

-So Gabriel planted the idea in the award show by pretending it was Audrey's. Thats pretty slick.

-Trixx was the one that suggested Alya be a permanent wielder. But Marinette was against it. Though Alya insisted she could help.

-Marinette didn't want to get into the elevator because she didn't want to rush things.

-Alec was calling Audrey unfashionable and then told EVERYONE that the award was a sham. Which is true but DAMN Alec was vicious.

-Audrey wants vengeance and doesn't care. Lol she would.

-Gabriel HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN ROASTING HER.

-So Alya and Nino hid in case Ladybug needed them.

-Zoé tried to pull Chloé down to safety but Chloé used her as a shield. (also she is still wearing the anti akuma charm around her neck.)

-No cap, but I love the glitter building design

-Adrinette in the elevator is cute

-Okay so the text conversation

Marinette: Im stuck in the elevator.

Alya: With Adrien

Marinette: YEAAAAA (fREAKED OUT CAUSE DANGER)

Adrien: Nino, I am stuck in the elevator with Marinette.

Nino: (The only one who doesn't know anything) AWESOME ADRIEN AND MARINETTE ARE STUCK TOGETHER IN THE ELEVATOR.

(Alya pretends to be thrilled)

Alya: How are you going to do what you have to?

(Okay enough texts)

-Nino is a real one and deserves that alya smooch.

-Alec is just COWERING IN THE BATHROOM.

-and Alec gets rekt.

-Luka telling Wayhem not to worry, before protecting him with his hand

-Luka getting all romantic in the vent. Glad he took his break up with Marinette in stride. Good on him.

-Audrey says no gays in the vents like a b****

-So Marinette has an emergency phone for the Kwami. Thats smart.

-Marinette is bad at lying

-"Kaalki. Im not a horse. Im a noble steed"

-How is Adrien Not realizing whats going on?

-Sass is adorable. Cause Kaalki is a b****

-They think bunnyx and Marinette is like NO!

-Adrien notices the sentimonster and shushes her

-Gonna say this once, Adrien and Marinette not being known as Aspik and Multimouse just saved BOTH of their bacons

-Adrien being there actually had Shadowmoth kind of care and NOT want his son glittered. So... yay?

-Kim missed that ENTIRE THING! I CANT EVEN

-Alya calls the Kwami with Marinette's blessing

-So sentinino was used as bait to lure out alya. DAMN YOU SHADOWMOTH, THATS ACTUALLY CLEVER'

-Kaalki is slowly becoming one of my favorites.

-Alya took the turtle on impulse.

-Nathalie and Hawkmoth deduced that Alya isn't an ordinary holder... OH NO. That isn't good at all

-So I glossed over this but... SENTIMONSTERS CAN USE MIRACULOUS! THATS TERRIFYING

-omg SO MUCH DESTRUCTION KAALKI

-LADYBEE IS BORN!

-Ladybug figured she doesn't need a lucky charm to win today.

-Yo Chat noir is so heartbroken but holds it in. poor guy

-Look I gotta give props to chat noir on hiding how hurt he is. Making a joke over the fact he WANTS to tell her who he is but can't.

-Senti-nino's confusion at the high five!

-Thats when Ladybug realizes the trap!

-Chat noir was eating a cookie while just standing there.

-HOLD UP! LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR DIDNT FIST BUMP?!

-CARDNAL SIN RIGHT THERE.

-So Marinette gives Alya the miraculous permanently.

-And Hawkmoth/shadowmoth KNOWS she is special and plans to get to know her better....

-Well s*** if this isn't going to blow up idk what will.

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This episode is one of the best plots of Hawkmoth if not THE BEST one.

So props to him and Nathalie stepping up their game.

This episode had some good moments and also building a LOT up for later.

Chat noir being sidelined, Alya basically being promoted.

Marinette maybe making a dire mistake.

I think this is the best episode since Gang of Secrets.

so 10/10

I have a few nit picks but honestly it is clearly setting up for something

Its very well done, and I am curious on where it goes from here? Is Alya in danger?

I Guess we will find out in

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Rena Rouge.