#get rekt gale

[kellerybird]

Game night

(Reblogs ok & appreciated!!!!)

[marycom15]

additional context below:

[dominik528]

Get rekt, Gale.

[dude-wheres-my-ankheg]

omg I can't believe I sat and levelled up Gale from 3 to 12 just so I would have counterspell for Lorroakan and then Elorin fucking disintergrated him off the face of the planet before the smug twat even got to his turn xD

Get rekt.

[afterthedescent]

I did the Githyanki creche last night, and one of Ch'r'ai W'wargaz's lines stuck out to me. He says, "Knowledge isn't power, knowledge is everything," when we ask how tf he knows so much about us.

So I think it's feasible that he knows who Kallan is. Maybe not the whole "Bane's Champion" bit, but that she's one of the heroes of Elturel.

He seems (seemed, haha get rekt) kind of smarmy, so I can see him dropping a line all, "Oh, our esteemed guest - one of the heroes of Elturel, in the flesh" or something.

And Kallan has not come clean to anyone in the party yet, so Astarion, Lae'zel, and Wyll all just stare at her for a minute (okay probably not Lae'zel, she's got a lot going on atm).

After the fight Wyll's like, "What was that he said? About you being one of the heroes of Elturel?"

And Kallan simply responds with, "Not here, not now." Everyone drops it...until they get back to camp.

A lot happened that day, to say the least, and Kallan's hopeful that maybe everything with the creche/astral plane will occupy everyone's mind...and it does...for awhile.

But then Astarion brings it back to the forefront. "And if all that wasn't enough, we learned quite the spicy little tidbit about our fearless leader! You know, Darling, I thought you looked familiar when we first met, and now I know why. Your face was on every wanted posted in Baldur's Gate. Not an exact likeness, or a particularly complimentary one, but nevertheless."

She's embarrassed and instantly feels the heat of annoyance tinge her cheeks. She glares at Astarion, and he smirks in response.

"Though...it was not your name listed, but another's. What was it again?" He looks as though he's trying to recall.

"Teya," Kallan says, weariness in her voice. "Teya Amell."

"Amell?" Wyll chimes in. "As in Lord Bryce and Lady Leandra? I knew that they had a son - Carver was a good friend of mine - but I didn't know that they had a--"

"It's...complicated," she begins with an exasperated sigh, and then...she starts talking.

She tells them everything - about Teya, her amnesia, the fight against the Vanthampur's that wound up triggering her own descent into Avernus, dying outside the gates of the High Hall, being brought back to life in Tiamat's tower, the fight against Zariel and her forces...everything (not about the whole Bane thing though. that she keeps to herself still).

She talks and talks and talks...it's as though she's channeling Israfil. And finally, when she's done, it's silent for what feels like an eternity. She feels her cheeks grow hot again. Why are they all just staring at her? See, this is why she didn't--

"The Samael you spoke of," Gale finally says, recalling their conversation by the creek, "is the same as--"

Kallan just nods, not looking up at him.

No one's quite sure what to say. Even Astarion seems to be at a loss for words.

So finally Karlach cuts in, trying to lighten the mood by asking about the fight with Zariel (see my other shitpost).

[t4r0tc4rdz]

Gale!!!1!1!

A Runes Oc I just made woo!! Runes belongs to @gloomforrestrunes >:3

Some minor back story (don’t wanna spoil, I have so much for this guy)

Growing up in a quaint little house bordering the Askon province, Gale and his two siblings lived with their merchant father and caretaking mother. Gale, being the eldest, was grant I’ll ed with the highest expectations. But this was more of a curse than anything. The tasks were far more grueling, and the punishments were even worse. Gale went through extreme self-esteem issues, and matters only got worse when his parents had essentially sold him to the Dark Realm in exchange for wealth. Gale, having gone through a serious identity crisis, felt he needed to prove himself, and fast. So upon hearing the rumors of a “monster” stalking the night and killing the wildlife, Gale sought to bring an end to it. He did, but not at all in the way he wanted too. The monster was free, and Gale came home with a leg mangled and broken beyond repair, and hideous scars across his face. His father, furious, ran him out of the house, screaming that if he ever saw Gale’s mutilated face again, he’d kill him. Now Gale, on the run for the Dark Realm who seeks him, hides in the Askon Province, occasionally coming face to face with Kane and Eiya, the heirs to the throne. However Gale quickly finds out that you can never truly run from your problems, and as the walls close in, he gets to learn this lesson in the worst way imaginable.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

I saw your "Im Sorry, Im Blind" thing on insta and was for some reason really pleased when I saw your url, like, "OooH I follow him!!!"

Pfff,

It’s still kind of funny how it took off.

[polyghostfacehours]

Scream 5 Asks Compilation

⚠‼SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT‼⚠

There is one Scream 5 ask I didn't include, bc it was a request about some characters' reactions to something that happens in the movie, so it will be in a separate spoiler post.

LMAO Yeah, his house did feel more like a character than he did. Honestly, I have a lot to say about Richie and Amber, and I'll definitely delve into them in a later post, but I didn't feel like they were trying to be Billy and Stu? They felt more of a combination of Jill, Charlie, and Mickey and Stu between their motives and how they acted.

I loved Amber though, and I felt she was a phenomenal expy of Stu. She really went apeshit in the climax, and I loved it! And yeah, Richie I loooooved seeing get absolutely rekt by Sam!

Yeah, going by the timeline established, with Sam being born in 1996, Billy 1000% cheated on Sid with Christina (Sam's mom's name) while he and Sid were together. Assuming Scream happened somewhere between October and December 1996, and Sam is born IN 1996, he must've done it shortly before or after he killed Maureen Prescott, since he did that a year ago exactly from when Scream happened.

He is an absolute fuckboi lmaooo. He stopped getting it from Sid, so he fucked Christina and whiteout a condom too. I can absolutely seeing him going "It won't feel as good with one." or some bullshit. Can't imagine sex ed. in Woodsboro explained how high the chances of pregnancy are, or even exists.

OKAY BITCH BUT ME TOOO LMAOOO. As a certified Billy lover (duh), I like to headcanon that it was just a one night stand that he knew he could get out of Christina since she was in love with him. Better than him being secretly in a relationship with her.

Then again, even if they did establish that it was a secret relationship, I still would continue writing Billy x Reader's/hc that Billy and Stu were together and had the REAL secret relationship/ that poly ghostface exists. I like to think Billy is just an evil bisexual who wasn't just sleeping with women, but also Stu and had real feelings loooool.

I will proudly ignore canon when it suits me 😤.

As much as I'd love that, I think it's a stretch and grasping for straws at his point. Between Billy being confirmed to be having sex with someone that isn't Stu, and Kevin Williamson both being heavily involved as well as being the producer + the recent interview with pride source he did basically saying "OoOoOo its up to speculation 😱" and straight up confirming it wasnt his intention when writing...I've just kinda accepted it. But like I said, canon means shit to me, and I will continue to write and ship as I see fit.

I do hope it's an actual ghost and not a hallucination, and latching on to the whole "Those meds aren't helping as well as they used to huh Sam?" line from Billy to support it. BUT I know in my heart of hearts it's probs not true, and he really is just a hallucination from Sam lol.

ALSO YES, ANOTHER REASON TO HC GHOST!BILLY. God, Dewey watching over them. Dewey REUNITING with Tatum. Billy REUNITING WITH STUUUUU. AAAHHHHHH.

But god, imagine Dewey watching over Gale. Finally leaving Woodsboro and following her, watching Gale fall in love with someone else, have kids, be happy. And it's bittersweet for Dewey, bc he loves seeing her happy, but HE wanted to be the man to do so. So he watches over Sidney and Gale, along with Tatum.

NAUR BUT YES. I love 3rd Planet, I havent heard it in yeeeears tho, so thank you for reminding me it exists! And forgive me for derailing but

Broke: 3rd Planet is about a miscarriage or religion.

Woke: 3rd Planet is about Sidney and Gale moving on without Dewey

Bespoke: 3rd Planet is about poly Ghostface where one of the three dies.

Billy: I see the baby cum angels 😞

ghost Stu or ghost Y/N: wtf

I was never the biggest Dewey stan, but his death literally destroyed me for awhile. Like, it felt like a favorite uncle passing away, I didn't even tear up, I just had that horrible pit in my stomach when it happened. I was so genuinely upset even though I KNEW it was coming bc of the leak I read. Just seeing HOW it happened, and after Dewey reunited with Gale when we had seen him watching Gale on TV and smiling? I fucking...man. It hurt.

Ooooh, interesting choice! While I feel parts of the song definitely fit Dewey in regards to Sid, I wouldn't normally associate it with them. Mainly bc I feel like there was never a point in time where Dewey envied or felt competitive with Sid, which is a big component of the song.

[grungexkiller]

skl taken from my andriod cp oML ,,,

♡ would wake up everyday to this view ♡

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The Villains as Miracle of Sound Songs

Ganondorf: Fires Fade, Dark Souls 3 song. “And through the paths of ash, another bond of burden seek. Let the pale moon pain the sky with frost. And in the lives long past, in the cinders of the weak, lie the failures of the lost!.”

Wario: Hard Cash, GTA 5 song. “ We ain't gonna linger and lie low, When there's hard cash coming back, No way I'll just sit here when I know, That there's hard cash coming back, Hard hard cash, Don't want no easy money

Bowser: Ode to Fury, God of War 2018 song. “ Bellows of pain, And scraping of chains, The echoes they taunt and deceive me, Oceans of blame, And rivers of shame, The fury it never leaves me.”

Wolf: Redemption Blues, Red Dead Redemption song. “And justice ain’t no lady, she’s a twisted battered whore. Laying bruised and naked, on a bloodstained wooden floor. Our days are over, times have changed around these parts. There ain’t no more cowboys, only men with violent hearts.”

King K Rool: Beneath the Black Flag, Assassin’s Creed 4 song. “Out on the endless ocean, we tear along the gales! With rum inside our bellies warm and freedom in our sails! A wayward bunch of scoundrels, assassin’s thieves and slaves, the rich ad blue-bloods fear us when we hunt upon the waves!”

Dark Samus: Welcome to the Family, Resident Evil 7 song. “ Roam in the narrows, Hum the cells a dirge, Mold in the marrow gonna, Melt and merge,Old throat croonin’ on the balcony, Welcome to the family.”

King Dedede: I am Pudge, Dota 2 song. “ And they hate me cause I’m greedy, But a hero’s got to eat, They whinge and whine and whimper, Cause I snatch all of the meat, And they yell that I am cheap, And that I undermine the rest, And they’re right you know my prices are the best. Get rekt”

Dark Link: Paleblood Moon, Bloodborne song”Cruel and brutal the blades of the beast, carve and clatter and cleave! Bathed in blood of the damned diseased, through he withered we weave!”

[fistsona]

Hey uh, I finished DDS and. I’m going to Scream a little under a cut. @edgyearring, tagging u bc im sure you’ll get a kick out of my screeching.

ahem.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IM SO. CONFUSED??????????

ANGEL IS FABULOUS LOOKING AND I ENJOYED WHAT LITTLE WE SAW OF HER WHEN WE LIKE... ACTUALLY SAW HER FORM?

ANYWA YS. LOOKS LIKE GALE (ONLY BLOND????) AND ANGEL KNOW EACH OTHER?? AND THE ENTIRE (DIGITAL) WORLD WAS LITERALLY REKT?? LIKE ITS HECKING GO NE???

ALSO IM GLAD SERPH GOT OUT AND DIDNT D I E BUT LIKE??? THAT END END CUTSCENE? WHERE IS SERA?? WHERE IS SERPH?? WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE MADE OF STONE AND WHY IS THE SUN LIKE THAT??

IT’S THE REAL WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT QUESTION BUT LIKE. WHAT THE H E C K IS GOING ON

Anyway, gr8 game and im gonna have to give myself like an hour to breathe and then ill go into a dds2 pt.

[pendulumprince]

Episode 25: OUR GHOSTLY BIG SIS COMES BARGING IN.

Okay, recap time

Go declares war on the KoH

Asks Blue Angel if she’s gonna join him and Playmaker on their hellish crusade

Akira doesn’t want her to, naturally

Back at SOL, Kita is freaking the fuck out because of Faust and Vyra

Akira heads off to work

Aoi is left to wonder what the hell she should do

After the opening!

Back in the hotdog truck

AI IS HYPED

SO SO HAPPY

YES MY LITTLE JELLYBEAN

AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SHIT TALKING KITA ON THE INTERNET

Folks are demanding apologizes and Kita’s termination?? Hot damn, I love.

Yusaku tells Ai to shut the fuck up, he and Shoichi are doin some shit

Trying to find the source of Another, looking into who the victims are, ect ect

Back at the KoH lair

Faust and Vyra get back

Faust congradulates Vyra on a job well done

But Vyra? Is having second thoughts??

“If Dr. Kogami’s plan is implemented… it’ll be the biggest cyber crime in history. That means Revolver, as the leader of the KoH, will commit a historical crime. You’re fine with that? Because you think of Revolver as your younger brother…"

HOT DAMN, IT’S FAUST AND VYRA (or should I say Kyoko) IRL WITH BABY!REV

OKAY BUT REV’S FACE IS STILL OBSCURED

DAMNIT VRAINS. WHY CENSOR A BABY.

“As the mastermind behind Anothers… I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel guilt. But he’ll be feeling guilt that’s hundreds of times bigger!”

JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO?!

But now Faust is speaking

“To stop Dr. Kogami’s plan before it’s executed… we must defeat Playmaker, acquire the ignis and find the Cyberse World first.

“That’s why we needed Anothers as a way to capture Playmaker. Don’t blame yourself too much.

“If Playmaker is searching for the remoal program, he may eventually come to you.”

VYRA’S HOPING THAT’LL HAPPEN lmao she’s revved to kick Playmaker’s ass

Okay, back to the hotdog truck!

Were… were Yusaku and Shoichi there all night??

Yeah. Yusaku’s knocked out

Shoichi punches him in the head to wake him up

So in Link Vrains

THE KOH ARE CHASING THE GO TEDDY BEAR

WHO ARE YOU, BITCH

Okay that’s?? That’s Go’s voice

Lmaoooo HE WAS THE TEDDY BEAR

Did we guess that? Why didn’t we guess that, this bitch loves playing dress up

The KoH mook just shit his pants

GO’S CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES

“Entertain me. Speed duel!”

IT’S BEING SHOWN ON LIVE BROADCAST?!

Damnit, I love Go so mcuh?! Nobody touch me

Commentators are saying there are only “two people” folks can rely on to fight the KoH

BUT ANOTHER JUMPS IN

“NO, THERE’S ONE MORE: BLUE ANGEL.”

But she hasn’t shown up

Everybody’s hoping she will

Meanwhile, Ema’s listening to all this

Back at school folks are wondering why Blue Angel hasn’t shown up yet

AS AOI PASSES BY

She’s walking to class, when

EMA ROLLS UP ON HER MOTORCYCLE

NEARLY KNOCKS AOI OVER

Tbh I was expecting her to grab Aoi and ride off with her

Ema asks if she’s Aoi Zaize, says she wants to talk to her

BUT AOI

LIKE A SMART BEAN

IGNORES HER, KEEPS WALKING

Ema expected as much…

“I know you’re there, Blue Angel.”

THAT STOPS AOI DEAD IN HER TRACKS

SHE THINKS BACK TO WHEN THEY FIRST MET

“You’re Ghost Girl.”

YAAAAAS

They go down to the pier

Aoi wants to know wtf she wants

Ema asks if Blue Angel is done for; people are waiting for her to show up

Aoi thinks she’s exaggerating, says she fights for NO ONE

SHE FIGHTS FOR HERSELF

EMA KNOWS AND APPICIATES THIS

And agrees that, since Blue Angel was created to get Akira’s attention, she’s no longer needed

… right? Disappearing than LOSING

And it’s much better to only do things for your own sake

So screw everybody else

R i g h t ?

Ema walks off

Aoi is left DUMBSTRUCK and BAMBOOZLED

“Bye, Blue Angel. No, I mean Zaizen Aoi.”

SHE’S OFF

AOI STARES AFTER HER

… and while she’s driving

Ema? Has second thoughts?? For the first time in her life???

“Sheesh. Why do I do this?”

Back in the hotdog truck, Shoichi’s staring pensively at the computer

Yusaku walks in

Shoichi tells him he hasn’t found anything

“Oh? Is the great Kusanagi giving up?"

“I’m only getting started, idiot.” HE AFFECTIONATELY FLICKS AI OMG

“‘Idiot is a forbidden word~!” Oh yeah, Yusaku wanted him to act more like a stereotypical AI lmao

Yusaku tells Shoichi to go the fuck to sleep, he’ll handle the rest

Shoichi insists on maing Yusaku dinner first

They’re so goddamn domestic I swear

“But there are only hotdogs and chili dogs!” YOU’RE JUST MAD YOU CAN’T EAT HOTDOGS AI

“That’s not true. There are also cheese dogs and fries!” such sass, Shoichi

Okay, Aoi finally makes it home after dodging her hordes of thirsty fans

And she’s pissed that Ema just came at her sideways like that??

She catches sight of her duel disk…

BACK IN LINK VRAINS

PIDEGON IS SEARCHING FOR FROG

FROG’S DOWN BELOW

THEY’VE BEEN CALLED BACK BY THEIR BOSSES

NO BROADCASTING IN LINK VRAINS

… because apparently, young folks have been coming to Link Vrains because of the broadcasts, despite the KoH

PIDGEON REFUSES TO BELIEVE IT

FROG SCREAMS AT HIM TO STFU

PIDGEON IS OFFENDED

BUT

AW SHIT

VYRA SHOWS UP

FROG AND PIGEON HOLD EACH OTHER

SHE ASKS IF THEY KNOW WHERE PLAYMAKER IS

THEY INSIST THEY DON’T; SHE DOENS’T BELIEVE THEM

OH NO

NO

DON’T TURN THEM INTO ANOTHER

… ah, she decides to let them go

Tells them to bring Playmaker to her so she can end him

But

BUT

NOT SO FAST, BITCH

BLUE ANGEL IS HERE

AND SHE CHALLENGES VYRA TO A DUEL

“I’m in a super bad mood. I feel like beating someone, no matter who. And you just so happen to be unlucky.” DAMN

Vyra thought she wasn’t coming back; Blue Angel tells her to save the lecture for someone who gives a shit

“You know more than anyone how scary computer viruses are. But you came here to get infected again.”

“WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO LOSE? And I want to forget that incident, so stop reminding me!”

“Then I’ll tell you this: you were the computer virus’s first test subject.” HOT DAMN WE WERE RIGHT

So they took data from Aoi/BA, perfected it, and made Another

THAT’S WHY VYRA WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AOI

HOLY SHIT

ANOTHER HAS BEEN A THING SINCE EPISODE FUCKING S I X

“You sound like you created it. Is that true.”

“What if I say yes?”

AOI WANTS TO FUCKING TAKE A SWING AT VYRA

BUT SHE’LL SETTLE FOR CRUSHING HER IN A DUEL INSTEAD

“I take back saying I didn’t care who my opponent was.  I will beat you! I’LL PAT YOU BACK MANY TIMES OVER.”

YAS GIRL SLAY

“Okay. I’ll take responsibility for what I did.”

“I hate those words.”

FROG AND PIDEON REV UP THEIR CAMERAS

PIDEON IS SO HAPPY HIS STRONG AND POWERFUL SENPAI IS BACK

IF I DIDN’T SHIP THESE TWO BEFORE, I FUCKING DO NOW

BLUE ANGEL’S THEME IS PLAYING

THE DUEL IS BEING LIVESTREAMED

THE PUBLIC IS WATCHING

OUR BOYS IN THE HOTDOG TRUCK ARE WATCHING

YUSAKU DOESN’T EVEN LOOK WORRIED LMAO HE KNOWS HIS GIRL HAS THIS

… back at SOL

Akira’s leaving for the day

“Blue Angel has returned to Link Vrains!”

HE TURNS BACK AROUND

ASKS HAYAMI IF HE CAN SEE WHAT SHE’S LOOKING AT

AKIRA LOOKS READY TO SCREAM, AOI’S BACK TO HER OLD SHENANIGANS AGAIN

And! Hayami knows Blue Angel is his sister?? SHE THINKS SHE’S FUCKING INCREDIBLE???

Akira, in his infinite intelligence, still doesn’t get why she’s doing this

Anyea, KICK HER ASS BLUE ANGEL

VYRA ACTIVATES THE DUEL GALE

AOI FALLS??

BUT NAH, SHE’S GOOD

SHE SEES THREE LITTLE KIDS CHEERING HER ON

WHAT

WHY ARE THOSE LITTLE MUNCHKINS THERE, THAT’S RIDICULOUS

THE DUEL IS ON

GET SET TO GET REKT, VYRA

BLUE ANGEL TAKES FIRST TURN

ACTIVATES A FIELD SPELL

ADDS ONE MONSTER TO HER HAND

SPECIAL SUMMONS IT, A 800 ATK MONSTER

AND SHE NORMAL SUMMONS ANOTHER AT 100 ATK

SHE LINK SUMMONS THEM

YAAAS IT’S HOLLY ANGEL

SHE BRINGS HER MONSTER BACK OUT, AT 0 DEF

DEALS 200 LP IN DAMAGE TO VYRA

AND BECAUSE OF HER FIELD SPELL, DEALS 200 MORE

VYRA IS NOW AT 3600 LP

“I was screaming from the bottomless darkness during that incident.”

Oh. My god.

Was Aoi conscious, just trapped in her body?

“While I felt like I was going to be crushed by heavy sadness, fear, and despair… I kept screaming with all my might. A sorrowful scream that no one could hear.”

AOI NO

“Many people who’ve been turned into Anothers are enduring the same pain. I’ll never forgive you!"

SHE SETS A FACEDOWN AND ENDS HER TURN

“I’ll show you why i love Trickstars until it makes you sick!”

“… you don’t know anything.”

THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

“Your deck is too popular now. You think I didn’t have a counterstrategy?”

AW SHE SHE STUDIES BLUE ANGEL’S PLAYING STYLE

VYRA TAKES HER TURN

SHE SPECIAL SUMMONS A MONSTER FROM HER HAND AT 700 ATK

DESTROY’S AOIU’S FIELD SPELL

NORMAL SUMMONS ANOTHE OF THE SAME MONSTER

SETS A FACEDWON

ACTIVATES A SPELL

IT ALLOWS HER TO ACTIVATE HER OWN TRAP

IT’S A VIRUS

RELEASES ONE OF HER MONSTERS

AND FOR THE NEXT THREE TURNS

MONSTERS WITH 2000 OR BELOW DEF HAVE THEIR EFFECTS NEGATED

… AND THEIR ATK BECOMES 0?!

LINK MONSTERS DON’T HAVE DEF, SO HOLLY ANGEL ISN’T EFFECTED

VYRA KNEW THAT SHIT

SHE TRIBUTES HER OTHER MONSTER TO ACTIVATE A SPELL

SUMMONS THREE 0 DEF TOKENS

SHE LINK SUMMONS

IT’S A 2400 ATK LINK MONSTER

GOES IN FOR THE ATTACK AGAINST HOLLY ANGEL

BLUE ANGEL ACTIVATES HER TRAP

SENDS HER OTHER MONSTER TO THE GRAVE

AND IT PROTECTS HOLLY ANGEL

“BUT YOU STILL TAKE DAMAGE” BUT OF COURSE

BLUE ANGEL IS DOWN TO 3600 LP

FALLS OFF HER BOARD

VYRA ENDS HER TURN

BLUE ANGEL BREAKS OUT HER WHIP, GETS HERSELF BACK ON THAT D BOARD

“THE BATTLE IS ONLY GETTING STARTED.”

“The true terror is yet to come. You’ll feel all of it, Blue Angel."

FUCK

THE CROWD, AKIRA AND HAYAMI CONTINUE TO WATCH

Ai makes some duel commentary

As expected, Yusaku tells him to be quiet

Him and Shoichi are doing some shit

They hacked into some surveillance camera?

Okay, there’s a bright light in one of the cars

Only flashes for a moment…

But hidden in the darkness is!!

AH, IT’S KYOKO

Preview time!

Blue Angel and Vyra continye their duel while Shoichi’S voiceover waxes poetic about *~miracles~*

“She’s Aoi Zaizen’s doctor” AH YUSAKU FIGURED IT OUT

[convndrums]

here the FAWK she ( the semi-finished masterlist of all my characters ) is ! took way too long but hopefully as you proceed to click on the linque below you’ll know why smh but yep ! i’ll be adding their pages on my account when i’m done with them soon i hope and maybe come back with a bunch of connections for each character but for now this is all i got & smash this like or im me for plots i’d love to get on those finally xx

reintroducing amanda wheeler;  intro & info page.

queen of irony. rich post- faux country gal who’s a loud homosexual and writes hetero fics/has an indie het smut for the absolute shits and giggles. dates a married woman she’s utterly in love with and will pull the life support cord for. said to be possessed by a possessed flapper. cute and knows it even though she looks like a republican. socially open & everywhere. morally grey.

reintroducing imogen yates; intro & info page. ( tw violence )

the grey area between your mom friend and your drunk aunt. happily vegan & owns a vegan restaurant called the fork, alt. the vegan cult’s lair. won’t kill you, but will convince you she really wants to. local brat tamer. minds her business via minding others. clashed head-first into nature’s very own reset button: amnesia. used to be satan and traumatized everyone. disgustingly active and accomplishing.

reintroducing ethan holland; intro & info page. ( tw suicide )

he is a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boy ( and meant it. they’re dating now. hey lourdes ! ) a nice person, so nice he doesn’t realize how fake he sounds/is. a certified headass. previously a bully/bully enabler, current guilty fuck. #torn. does the most for his loved ones. doesn’t remember his own birthday. googled foot fetishes once. trolls stan twitter with his fake selena gomez stan account when tumblr crashes. burned a sue of cide note with his name scribbled on it.

reintroducing sebastian miller; intro & info page ( tw violence )

kazimer sokolov whom. russian ex-cult member well-adjusted into a mundane life via lies, a fake canadian accent he’s ‘trying to get rid of’, being a twilight saga aficionado and a dickwad, a lame record store and a tumblr blog to keep himself sane by maintaining a general aesthetic and shitting on people and every discourse out there. knives/books sniffer. allegedly fucked a moose. probably kinkshames as a way to deal with his own “kinks” aka please keep the dead bodies away. ( im kidding i swear but [redacted] )

reintroducing prudence zima; intro & info page ( tw death )

parents died in a fire when she was two months old and it shows. idolizes avril lavigne & her favorite movie is lords of dogtown for aesthetics references. dude. social leech or effortless networker ? both. remains in her lane regardless. cry-types probably. here for a good time, not a long time. steals your stash and smokes you out with it. avid dick connoisseur. minimum effort lifestyle. either on her way to become a manager of some one hit wonder band that finds it’s demise in a freak accident, a drug dealer or god forbid, a guidance counselor; depends. mild cool girl syndrome. 

reintroducing jennifer meade; intro & info page ( tw death, violence and abuse )

bi/pussy muncher and proud misandrist, first and foremost. remembers killing her brother very fondly. the one girl in a room to call when you want to kill a bug and you’re relieved until she kills it with her bare hand. tops. unstable & chaotic evil, respectively. the ginger devil. biased and has her minion whom she invests a great deal of her time in brain washing and obsessing over. supposedly here to make amends but that’s not happening any time soon.

reintroducing margot williams; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

deserves better. very gay. all her friends are heathens xtra, take it slow. corrects typos in the gc. a nerdy editorial assistant daydreaming about publishing houses instead of the magazine she works for. lowkey shy and she’s angry about it. goes off if she must. jacks off to #knowledge and yuri anime. helps with homework and essays and takes the kids out. deadpan because we’re original but she swears it’s just the face & unresolved trauma. stans her therapist. unofficial older sister.

reintroducing chandler accardi; intro ( re-written ) & info page

needs to do better. dropped out of college for culinary school then dropped out of that too. was engaged to an absolute goddess he ultimately wronged ( with her damn best friend, bitch disgostin* ) and got kicked out to the curb. currently residing in the couch of his sister until things are resolved. thot-by-default & annoying. has like three ( 3 ) redeeming qualities. has never been told to shut up and it shows. works at buzzfeed.

reintroducing abel gautier; intro & info page

french and “confused”. lives a minimalist n’ expensive life. if american psycho & french kiss were the same movie. wine sniffer. the devil bakes croissants. will watch you die. takes grudges to the afterlife. gets attached but either ruins it or ruins it to spare everyone, himself included. falls in love a lot but knows how to calm the fuck down. very giving, fortunately. manipulative but isn’t too wild about bending everything to his will. 

reintroducing simini gale; intro & info page ( tw abuse, violence & mental illness )

token white actress & character in rosie’s show. [ britney vc ] its me.... against dissociation. a loud mess with an intense mental state and anger issues dulled out by her prescribed meds and whatever pill she got in the bottom of her manager’s purse. dependent and distraught about it. grocery shopping for garbage food and attending comedy stand up shows half drunk as a hobby. stable ? where. very nice and super flighty. heels are hot. wishes she could fight someone without feeling the urge to actually fight someone. 

reintroducing calvin o’shea; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

it’s not just the depression more than the incredible self hatred. walks into rooms with his bad energy, grumpy mood and cunty attitude. graduated college just to shut his dad up. wants to die harder than edward cullen. just doesn’t give a shit. has a baby named freddie mercury ( also known as the antichrist, with alanis, his mortal literal enemy whom he absolutely despises and will not hesitate to put his dick back in again lbr ) who will probably grow up to talk shit about his parents whom he also mentioned in his tell-all book on ellen. works at his family’s bookstore that sucks the life energy out of college students nearing a mental breakdown.

reintroducing isabel pavia; intro & info page ( tw drug use )

contemporary dances her feelings away. too ambitious for her own good but knows what she’s doing. in a goth ass secret society ( here ) a.k.a her new found purpose. knows everything eventually. oddly trustworthy. doesn’t know what speaking loudly is, let alone yelling. loves the moon & has that moon app. had to take painkillers when she twisted her ankle very badly and would take them for a while for stress and performance reasons, but has stopped. a quiet angel. 

reintroducing anastasia zeller; intro & info page

ambitious/multi-talented asshole. horror trash & an emotional/mental maze which translates well into her weird works on no sleep reddit and current horror comedy podcast. ( click here for info ). needs a therapist according to a friend, whom she dropped for saying that. will bite your head off. obsessed with her works to an unhealthy point. would love to establish a company and stuff out of it and is working on that. healthy relationships are a semi-foreign concept.

reintroducing morgan booker; intro & info page ( tw death )

vape-curious and takes photos of ghost towns and abandoned-everythings because #vision. had a roadtrip phase like the fake deep idiot he is. morally grey. genuinely here for a good laugh and spreading joy in the form of hover-friendships and taking lit candids of his friends. knows shit and comes off as a creep sometimes but does he really care. knows your mom’s name. lives in a disused hospital bc he’s marinating on that aesthetic. 

reintroducing bowie harmon; intro & info page ( tw drug use & abuse )

part of a duo in a web series as the anxious n’ cackling mess. showcases her depressión & anxieté by her colorful wigs n’ new hair dyes. painful receptionist at a tattoo parlor. recovering addict who advocates for drug use. thinks tattooing a ruler on someone’s dick one day would be the peak of her accomplishments as a tattoo artist. daily bad decisions. “ it’s complicated. ” when asked about literally any relationship she has with anyone in her life. traumas include her failed singing career. an ex viner-by-association.

reintroducing shaheen bin baz; intro & info page ( tw violence & mental illness )

the physical deception of going through hell in a short amount of time with zero mental durability to begin with during midterms. trigger-anxious. will shoot your toes off your foot if caught off guard. aided in criminal operations with the brilliance of his mind in codes. would not mind dying. seasons your food. waters his crops in his balcony garden. the grey area between a super laidback dude and a crackhead with violent tendencies. nearing a mental breakdown probably. 

reintroducing minka abbott-santos; intro & info page ( tw abuse )

defeats the evil stepmom stereotype one breath at a time. the human embodiment of a deer. gothic angel. alarmingly gets black swan. type to wake up to her staring at you from an armchair across the room, but lovingly, with a book she was reading in hand and two hot cups of tea; she was waiting to start the day with you. spooky until you get to know her and even more spookier when she’s ( note: calmly ) pissed but that’s extremely rare. gentle voice, soul and everything.

reintroducing reuben faulkner; intro & info page ( tw abuse & violence  )

rekt hell prince. lived in an amish community with his family until he got kidnapped away from home when he was seven into an awful living situation. doesn’t remember if the gas leak that happened five years later and killed everyone was his doing or not. knows where his real family is after months of tracking them down but. blood kink under investigation. shady bouncer at a shady club. has issues he has no care or time to diminish. fights for the shits and giggles. leaves texts at read. leaves you alone for your own good and his own sanity. 

reintroducing alexandra turunen;  info page

wants to do everything and be everything and doesn’t know what to do with herself ( read: post-graduation identity crisis ) currently investing in a motorcycle for no reason. essentially jobless. a “retired” kathryn merteuil who “outgrew” her cunning ways since highschool but really only found new socially destructive interests. appears to be self-possessed but she’s #shaken. doesn’t care about how well she presents herself anymore after getting rejected by four universities and refusing to accept her father’s offer to pull some strings to get her in one. sleeps a lot. 

reintroducing giuseppe del vecchio;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

goes by pepe because well. son of italian oil peeps & is extra. said to be in a cult when all he’s in is this extra ass dining club that does the most for initiation ceremonies. ready to fall in love with you. goes to the king’s college in london and studies business & changes his minor way too often for everyone’s liking. into everything and will be down to do whatever. faux deep. mischievous shit. incredibly unbiased. had his rawrk n’ roll phase that died along with someone in a club literally. still has it but he knows god now & less drugs.

reintroducing kelian scott;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

a father/father figure who tries™. runs a mechanic shop/chop shop because bad decisions and dire needs ( had his son to send to school and his daughter who passed away due to a disease he couldn’t afford to treat even after turning his shop into a chop shop. his wife then left him ). stares into the distance. wants the best for the kids but one of them is a junkie ( he doesn’t know yet ) and the other -- his niece -- is an orphan he’s worried about. thinks ahead 24/7. needs to pull out of this dull n’ depressing daily routine he has fallen into like the basic ass divorced dad he is. 

reintroducing sal presley;  info page

smexy trace & fingerprint detective. talks. the perfect illusion to bring home to your parents and friends. gets shit done which is both a good thing and a bad thing. looks calm, collected n’ well-rested but isn’t. his actual name is salvatore but no. knows how to mix drinks and more; used to showcase his multi-talented ass to make his ( currently ex ) fiancée look good now just himself. was engaged three times; two of those times with the same person. obsessive; gets into his job a little too intensely for no reason but #justice and maybe something else whom knows. loses sleep at least two nights a week as a habit at this point. has an extended family back home he misses occasionally. wishes he could calm down truly. 

[no-warrior-here]

     It’s such a funny thing tbh because like. In that whole demigod!Gregor offshoot I have going? This kiddo is stubborn, strong-willed, and he’s not so great at taking orders. If he doesn’t respect you, he’s just gonna shrug and go by what he thinks he should be doing, to heck with the plan.

     Two alternatives; either he’d get along fantastically well with like all the main people from PJO/HOO, wind up trusting and respecting them a ton, and become a really strong, reliable ally... Or, he’d wind up butting heads with Percy and Jason in particular, and probably get #rekt by a freaking hurricane. Let’s get real, Gregor doesn’t know when to back down; if it came down to a fight, he might have to actually be restrained to keep him from doing something incomprehensibly stupid. And that still wouldn’t necessarily stop him from being rude and insulting, which would already be a Bad Move in and of itself.

      Or, option three, it starts off getting ugly, then the other demigods gradually manage to earn his trust through the recognition that he’s really not so different from them. If anything, Gregor’s just too much like them. I mean, okay, it’d be a lot harder to get this guy back on their side after smacking him with gale-force winds, but not necessarily impossible. And seriously who hasn’t lost patience with Gregor at SOME POINT OR ANOTHER ANYWAY C’MON

[cryptidbunnie]

i have no one to talk to about ethelbitch so i must post it here

so like

what i always have trouble with is the version of ethel i really like--ethel who’s father killed his mother and destroyed the oracles (including, at least ethel thinks, the only woman he had ever loved) who kind of fell from this naive “i can fix the empire” to gaining power for power’s sake all in a mad attempt to resurrect said woman, which involved doing a lot of shitty things in his bid for power--and the version of ethel that is really fun to play: just a terrible person, more canon compliant, once fucking rekt gale. just like literally smashed him off the ground with stolen magic because he wouldn’t obey him though let’s talk about how strong gale’s will was???? to literally refuse to obey a cursed object bravo gale and kidnapped a few people to experiment on and enslaved a guy it was great

and so when i was listening to disney villain songs the idea struck me, like an easy solution.

i always talked about ethelberd marrying woman--these were just to be used as vessels for his “dead” waifu’s spirit (since she wasn’t dead, she of course couldnt possess them so he kind of just slaughtered people for no reason fucking whoops), but i offer the notion that it isnt unrealistic one existed long enough to give birth to an heir. Something I’ve always talked about Ethelberd wanting, anyways.

So, how does this tie in to a solution? keep this in mind: ethel is 100% the type to name his heir after himself.

so like somewhere along the line, after reaching adulthood, this aforementioned heir (here on out referenced as ethelheir), in an act of complete irony, commits an act of patricide, killing ethelberd

it’s ironic because ethelberd fucking murdered his father centuries prior

except unlike ethelberd, he’s not in any way redeemable: where ethelberd fell to try and bring the love of his life back to life, ethelheir is just straight up power hungry and vindictive. he’s the ethelberd that’s fun to play.

he’s the ethel you get to interact with.

and like his bio would go over the full backstory of ethelberd, involving the fall of the heir apparent all the way through to his death. talks about it all, mother’s death, sharron’s “death”, stealing magic, wars, wives, attempted possession, the heir that one gave birth to

and then, just at the end, its fucking vague. it doesn’t mention his death.

it just says “This is not that Ethelberd”

and it doesn’t say anything about ethelheir killing ethelberd or upcoming coronation, or that he only seek’s to spread the empire’s control and has never once been an okay person. where ethelberd could have changed again, ethelheir won’t ever. he’s chosen this, whereas ethelberd hated what he became.

and like, over time, it’s piece-by-piece revealed what happened and what his goals are and that he’s behind a lot of the terrible bads happening and god it sounds fun 

[fangirl-is-a-lifestyle]

“Frank Gale, a twenty-three-year veteran police officer and national second vice president of the Fraternal Order of Police, opposes the passage of any bill with the goal of stopping racial profiling, and ERPA in particular. Gale firmly states that “the so-called practice of ‘racial profiling,’ hyped by activists, the media and others with political agendas” is nothing but “hyperbole and rhetorical excess.” This is frankly untrue. The United States has a long and varied history of racially profiling minorities and immigrants. From the first settlers from England who ethnically profiled Native Americans as savages and barbarians; to the Americans of northern European descent who profiled southern and eastern European immigrants as lazy and prone to crime in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries; to the Palmer Raids that targeted immigrants—particularly Jewish immigrants during World War I; to the TSA agents who “randomly” select Muslims, Arabs, and those they perceive as Muslim for invasive searches at much higher rates than non-Muslims; to the police forces who arrest and kill African Americans at higher rates than they do to white people, Americans in power have always negatively profiled racial minorities. Racial profiling exists and is both morally wrong and contrary to constitutional rights. Therefore, the government must take action to stop it” (me, 2017).

get rekt frank gale