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bloody beater seb🥴💞
#testosterone & adrenaline + your wifey watching you play = whatever this is#i drew this while in my hotel bed and drunk and watching love island with my roommate😍😍😍😍rate my setup#bro why is quidditch even a legal sport this is so dangerous LMAO#i guess the same could be said of football or hockey tho#literally the only reason my dad watches hockey is for the fights LMAO#we are patriotic canadians O CANADA🍁🍁🍁🍁#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#choccyart#drew this instead of looking for more apartments#my urge to draw quidditch seb was stronger than my urge to find a home so now i can get back so searching LMAO
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not an american? allow me, an american🇺🇸, to explain our very simple and totally not-corrupt recent presidential history
in 2016, after being in office for 8 years, obama and biden passed the presidency to trump. then trump tried to win again, but biden beat trump, so trump then unwillingly passed the presidency back to biden, with harris. then biden really tried to pass the presidency to harris, but trump has now beat harris, so biden and harris will now pass the presidency back to trump.
so basically our leaders are just playing a really dirty and high stakes game of hot potato.
hope this helps!
#hot potato hot potato who has the hot potato#ooh ooh who did it land on???#the mentally unfit orange man in the corner who’s babbling nonsense#i’m so scared for the potato#who’s up next?#harris?#a biden?#a trump?#a kennedy?#perhaps a clinton?#anyone can go really#as long as it’s somehow corrupt#you can literally commit a crime get dementia or even not get a single vote just a pat on the back from the big man and you’re in!!#i love my country and i’m proud to be an american but we deserve better leaders#i can’t believe we have 4 more years of this#does canada have any vacancies?#us politics#united states#us elections#kamala harris#donald trump#joe biden
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"it's so hot, i'm literally gonna melt" you complain while removing your shirt, leaving you wearing just a bra. you raise your arms above your head, extending your fingertips towards the air conditioning vent to feel the cool breeze directly.
"come back to bed," yunho emits a groan from his spot in your bed, sprawled out on the covers resembling a starfish. he's wearing nothing but his chelsea t-shirt and boxers.
"why would i do that, we're both sweating like crazy," you mutter, your eyes shut tightly as you try to absorb every bit of the refreshing breeze.
"don't stand in front of the ac, you'll catch a cold," he says, shifting onto his side to gaze at you. a smile forms on his face as he appreciates your appearance. you're dressed in a plain white bra and his matching chelsea shorts. "why don't you take off the shorts and show me something good, tiny."
without responding or turning around to face him, you choose to express your annoyance by flipping him off, enjoying the sensation of the cool breeze against your perspiring skin. his laughter fills the air, and you sense him rising from the bed. suddenly, his warm hand wraps around your waist, creating a comforting sensation. you find yourself automatically smiling at his touch, as if your body instinctively responds to him without needing permission.
he allows both of you to tumble onto the bed, resulting in you landing on top of him with a startled "mmphf" escaping your lips. he playfully rolls you both around, causing you to end up beneath him, his larger frame enveloping you and pressing you deeper into the mattress. as a sense of panic overwhelms you, you begin to scream, and your screams mingle with his laughter. desperate to free yourself, you push against him with all your might, but he remains firmly in place, refusing to budge.
the piercing sound of your screams is abruptly halted as your other boyfriend enters the room, balancing a tray with three cups of what appears to be icy slush. disregarding the situation, he nonchalantly tosses his keys onto the nearest piece of furniture and hands a slush to yunho, who is still chuckling while keeping you pinned down with one forearm pressed against your chest.
"seonghwa tell him to leave me alone, i'm gonna die," you whine helplessly, attempting to give him your most pleading puppy-dog eyes. however, he simply gazes at you, taking slow sips from his strawberry slushie. the sunlight streaming through the windows accentuates his dark under-eye circles, making them appear even more pronounced, casting shadows on his handsome face.
"i don't have time for this," he sighs, clearly exasperated. yunho's laughter intensifies, finding the situation incredibly amusing, knowing well that he's the one who persuaded seonghwa to engage in late-night gaming sessions until sunrise. you adore yunho and his playful, puppy-like personality, but his boundless energy can be exhausting, especially when you're pinned down, struggling for breath. feeling defeated, you gaze at your untouched slushie, resting silently on the nightstand beside you.
"yunho, i'm sweating so much right now, i don't think you wanna be this close to me," you attempt to persuade your boyfriend to move away, but he looks at you with a perplexed expression. he leans down and presses his head against your neck, and you feel his tongue, cold from his drink, glide from the base of your neck to the side of your jaw. "what the fuck! get off!" you forcefully place your palms against his chest and manage to push him away, creating enough space for you to peer down at his smirking face.
"you taste good," he smiles in response, his tone casual as if he didn't just do the most out of pocket shit you've ever witnessed.
"move," seonghwa grumbles as he slips into his side of the bed beside you. he briefly closes his eyes, allowing a moment of rest while yunho nudges both of you to the left on the spacious bed. seonghwa sits up again, removing his t-shirt just as you did earlier. your gaze wanders over the expanse of his well-defined chest, sweat causing his abs to gleam in the sunlight, giving his physique an almost ethereal quality
"thirsty?" you hear yunho whisper in your ear, and you can sense that he caught on to the way you glanced at seonghwa, implying a sexual undertone. however, you genuinely feel parched and in need of a drink.
"yeah, seonghwa please?" you request, pointing towards the nearby cup behind him. he turns to you and goes to retrieve it, but instead of handing it to you, he brings the straw to his own lips, savoring the taste of the orange beverage, "fuck i knew i should've taken peach, it's so fucking good."
he turns towards you and laughs upon witnessing your betrayed expression. "don't look at me like that, i just wanted to taste, here baby take," he says, taking another sip before pushing yunho away from your body. he then brings his lips to yours, guiding the liquid into your mouth, and you willingly accept it, feeling it slide down your throat as his tongue brushes against the roof of your mouth. pulling back, he licks the trail of liquid that had escaped your mouth and landed on the side of your cheek.
"want more?" he asks, and when you nod in agreement, he pushes the straw to yunho's lips.
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#dying under morocco's heat#love my home country but i need to get back to canada asap i hate sweating#just checked it's hotter in canada i'm cryin#ateez#x reader#fluff#soft hour#soft thoughts#blurb#imagines#scenarios#headcannon#headcanon#x you#x yn#x y/n#seonghwa#yunho#poly#reverse harem
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Frannie, you are in over your head. Meaning? Meaning, guys like him don't marry girls like you. That's fairy tale. And girls like you get hurt, and guys like him don't even know it, and that's life.
#due south#ray vecchio#francesca vecchio#benton fraser#oof the way you can see the truth of this hit ray so hard#good for frannie for saying all of this and sticking up for herself because ray was being an unfair jerk#especially since he was projecting his own fears and insecurities about losing fraser and taking it out on frannie#ray's behavior here only makes sense to me if he's acting out of jealousy#because he doesn't seem the type to get involved in his siser's love life (unless she's being harmed in some way)#and what he says about fraser directly contradicts what we know ray actually thinks about him#i can't imagine ray sees fraser as the type to 'love 'em and leave 'em for lack of a better phrase. he knows he's not like that#ray is the one in over his head and worried about being left heartbroken (and not being good enough for fraser to stick around for)#if fraser was involved with frannie; ray loses ever getting a chance with him either way whether it works out or not#if the potential relationship worked out ray would have to sit by and watch the man he loves be with his sister#and if it doesn't work out (which it likely wouldn't lbr) he loses his frienship as well because it would never be the same after#and the fact remains that fraser will likely go back to canada one day and leave ray behind#and not realize just how much it will hurt ray when he goes#AND FRASER IS LISTENING TO ALL OF THIS#HE'S JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS#THE PERSON RAY DREAMS ABOUT#SO CLOSE BUT STILL OUT OF REACH#i can't with them#frannie is the only brave one here i love her#ds30below
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I miss him. 🥹
#daniel ricciardo#danny ric#dr3#ric3#I miss him#come back to us#the second half of the year is gonna suck#Canada hurry up and get here plz#on a side note I love this merch and want it back
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IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE 🎉🎉🎉
@claypigeonpottery the saga is FINALLY OVER and this gorgeous piece has finally arrived - it’s even more stunning in person and i am so so so excited to give it to my friend and see it in her home!!
#thank you THANK YOU for being so understanding when I managed to get it shipped back to canada because i’m too stupid to empty my mailbox#she’s going to love it#i am so stoked to give it to her!!!#also the bunny is on my fridge holding up my cousin’s baby’s Christmas card ❤️
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me agreeing with sportsnet??? more likely than you think! (ok just this once)
team canada roster:
#I was so excited for team canada roster to drop and the huh i let out... I mean don't get me wrong love many of these but#truly missing out on twilly monty weegs tanev#we have an exciting future#the babychildren bedard celebrini suzuki wyattj will have many years of international play now that we're back at it#no comment in regards to goaltending.#team canada#nhl 4nations faceoff 2025
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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gamers I love unions and everything but Uh Oh. UH OH. Canada post just voted YES to strike literally 2 weeks before my contract with them is supposed to start. They all may walk out as soon as Nov 3rd and my contract starts on Nov 17th ;-;
Like again I’m definitely ALL for unions but!! Uh oh!! My fucking JOB!!! They may strike for longer than my contract even lasts and since I’m part time and wouldn’t have received a pay check at that point I don’t think I’d receive anything from the union fund (which is okay because I wouldn’t feel right taking from it anyway)
I’m hoping the government is gonna bend quickly because of the holiday season but with how profitable Amazon is over the post office I kindaaa think they’re gonna drag it out and test their luck. Which is :(
Fucking MAN.
#apparently college teachers voted yes to strike too but my teacher said it would take a little while for them to actually get a strike to#happen. so I MAY be okay. but now I’m seriously worried about my hours#I’m in plant operations and I’m not super sure how unions work so I’m not sure if that’ll be disrupted? cuz I’ve heard it’s like certain#areas of Canada that strike at a time so people don’t. like. fucking die.#BUT I DONT KNOW THIS IS MY FIRST JOB AND MY FIRST UNION#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#;-;#i guess I’ll have to wait to see what happens but fucking I hate when things start looking up and then BAMMMMMMMM right back down it goes#again I love unions they’re 👍👍 power to the people but like. I’m gonna be devestated#serenade posts
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lance you better
#welcome back 2011 jenson button#(PLEASE)#(please)#(pls.)#f1#formula 1#lance stroll#aston martin#ls18#i love him#i need my wet weather goat to win#or get p2#or p3#FUCK JUST POINTS#montreal gp 2024#canada gp 2024#liveblogging
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Today, I found out that one of my regulars used to be the keyboard/organist guy for my local hockey team wayyyy back before there was an AIHL. i love you my beautiful small city i love you my tiny community i love you canberra hockey whose roots run deep and wide i LOVE you my regular customers who i keep learning new things about every single year even though it’s been 4 years <33
#I LOVE MY JOBBBBB#my regulars are ENDLESS wells of narratives. i love them dearly. if you think your barista doesn’t love you; i’m telling you we DO#he’s had beef with John (white haired booth attendant)#when i mentioned John he was like . thousand yard stare. ‘yeah my brother and i used to work for him. back when i was 17’#HE USED TO LIVE IN CANADA!!!! HE WENT TO NOVA SCOTIA OIL-RS GAMES!!!!!!!!!!#i got to tell him today that they made it to the scf <3 it was very late in the afternoon here and it’s monday so. he was feeling kind of#flat and moody. but hearing it really cheered him up!! i’m so happy for him 🥹 i hope he gets back into following cbr hockey#i said i would look for him at home games . WHO could resist that. my influence…….#puckposting#auspuck
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me, a 30 y/o who has gradually grown more and more reclusive over the years, unable to hold a job for more than a month and unable to finish any schooling despite many attempts, who struggles immensely with social situations to the point of avoiding everything, has been misdiagnosed w/ bpd in the past, & been in treatment for depression & anxiety for nearly 2 decades atp: so i think i'm autistic
the psychiatrist i only got in to see after suffering a severe mental/emotional breakdown for the second time in my life: ok well most physicians don't do assessments for that anymore, you'd have to go private and pay around $5000 to find out
me: surprisedpikachu.jpg
#this is entirely personal and literally just me complaining so i'm gonna stick it under a cut#but LOOK ok i've had a drink and i'm MAD about this again#well actually the last time i mentioned it (i think i mentioned it here anyway...) i was more distressed & upset than mad but#u get me. i think it's just fresh again bc i talked about that appointment again in counselling today ajkshkfsd#love that i can't truly figure out what's wrong w/ me without paying out the fucking nose money that i dON'T HAVE#even though it's impacted my life to this point and i can't function to the level generally expected of a normal person my age#i'm in canada ffs. i've had no trouble getting healthcare in any other area. i'm so??? mad?????#this appointment was like two months ago why am i pissed NOW???#w/e W/E might delete this later might not i just needed to let off some steam & i've got literally nowhere else to put this asjkds#ignore meeeee i'll try writing tomorrow lovelies ok#for now....... back to degen hour gaming & muttering to myself about how stupid life on this godforsaken planet is#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.#personal cw
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I hate how half of people think "natural climate change = humans cause all climate change" & the other half thinks "natural climate change = no climate change is caused by humans at all"
"the Earth's climate naturally changes over time" & "human activity has caused rapid, unstable climate change" can & should co-exist
#this ties in with my annoyance surround the whole ''humans caused megafauna to go extinct''#which 1: isn't true because we still very much have megafauna today#& 2: what humans did back then is nowhere near what has been happening more recently#species like mammoths went extinct for a multitude of reasons & ''humans hadn't invented conservation yet'' is not one of them#like yes humans hunted mammoths. but they were already going extinct due to natural climate change#their ecosystems were shrinking due to the Earth warming & there being less grasslands for them to survive#what were humans supposed to do? make zoos for the animals they eat & preserve them instead#just so they don't get compared to billionaire oil executives??#we sure as shit didn't help them survive but like. why. why help mammoths stay extant#i fucking love conservation but it being necessary does not make it any less of a luxury#the ecosystems that mammoths lived in are not the same as what we have today so bringing them back is stupid imo#if we're gonna spend money on something spend it on conserving extant but endangered species & ecosystems#''put mammoths & miracinonyx in northern canada'' are you fucking stupid. do you have a brain in your head or is there just CO2#saw someone say we should do that but also put them in florida too & i honestly just don't have anything to say but you're stupid
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what did i miss
#hi guys#i might be back because twitter is severely broken#also i was dealing with a stalker this spring and he used a bunch of side accounts to mass report me so i just fully do not have a platform#there anymore#which is a bummer but also kinda freeing#also apparently the terfs here have died down#and also my ex deleted his blog#so uh. might be back#little update abt me#im moving to canada in a month#i have two wonderful boyfriends who i love very much#im moving to canada to be with the canada one!#hes fantastic and a great listener and also just like. gets me. yknow#the other one is my bestie of many years nico#i am despite the stalker stuff and losing everything happier than i have ever been :)#i dont rlly have a reason to be back here aside from kinda missing having a platform lol#i like the attention :)#anyway! i hope everyone here is doing well#miss you people#mwah
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lots of talk in many directions about the team event but never enough about this
#madeline schizas#beijing 2022#vid#figure skating#remembered i can just keep these in here if i want. fun#as a fellow teeny tiny brown woman who can only turn clockwise she is everything 2 me#all the stream comments were just about kami and it’s like. ok are we all just ignoring canada’s tiny chad who carried them#like ok great another olympics where drama around the russian ladies overshadows literally everyone else#i love when a skater is visibly excited abt hitting all their jumps and starts selling it even harder#and team canada screaming for her the whole time was so good for her energy u can tell ❤️#also affirmed in my head after seeing isabeau's free program#that this version of my sweet and tender beast is best enjoyed in sp format#although the full track is great ive been bumping it a lot lately lol#oh also also one of my favorite dresses from last season#love the color and her dark lipstick and the fabric mix and especially the back is so flattering#and the statement appliques so pretty#i hope she gets her deserved medal for this at some point :')
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