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peace-hunter · 1 month ago

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op: look on the bright side! at least they think about you a lot?

megatron: that doesn't help nearly as much as you seem to think it does

haunted au

#i talk a lot <3 #transformers #transformers one #tfone #optimus prime #megatron #megop #tf primes #my art #haunted au #don't worry they tone down how judgy they are about their little brother's taste in mech once they realize OP is like.#fr about this whole getting back with megatron thing lmao #this is just a special occasion lol #that being said. the instant OP complains even a little bit about megatron they're already going 'dump his ass' lmaooo #it has never worked but a mech can dream <3

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bubbarnes · 2 days ago

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“... amazing. thank you.”

#so glad he bought his award. you know like so many people is saying.#also so glad because he paid me to post this things #lmaooo i swear to god it's so weird #and even more when it comes from his own fans #like you don't have to like anything he does nor kiss his ass but babe. get a liiiife #anyways #deleting this later #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #sebstanedit #fysebastianstan #stansclan #sebastiansource #sstanedit #sebstangifs #golden globes #gbbb

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eikichi-supremacy · 10 months ago

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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moongothic · 6 months ago

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Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Dragodile #CW Pregnancy #Iva-chan's HRT is *MAGIC* HRT. You get a fully functional cis ass body. Dragon can be forcefemme'd and impregnated WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY #I just. Imagining the convo that would lead to this has me in hysterics okay #Like Crocodile completely casually telling Dragon off like ''I'm not going through pregancy again. Your turn''#Like he's not even SERIOUSLY suggesting Dragon do it (just refusing going through it again himself)#But then Dragon actually considders it #Innitially horrified by the thought but then figuring like. Crocodile went through it and survived. It can't be that bad can it #Dragon would have to learn the hard way just how Bad it would in fact be lmaooo #Also hey Dragon getting to experience Gender Dysphoria in Turbo Mode would give him like a better understanding of The Shit Croc went throu #He'd be able to understand Croc's feelings and appreciate what he put up with for their baby #Which would be great if they were actually getting back together after The Divorce etc etc #Also Croc would get to be a doting husband for his temporary-wife like he was meant to be and that's just great #Dragon flipflopping between horrible dysphoria and being head over heels for his mob boss husband being so gentle with him? Adorable #((Just for clarity this is not a critique of other people's idea of Dragodile Baby 2. I just wanted to share The Funnier Option))#((You know me I love two things; gut wrenching tragedies and comedy. That's it. The two genderdsdjfghsjkdfgh))

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feasibilities · 8 months ago

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the best thing about stanning an actor like cillian murphy is subjecting his most hardened characters to bimboification. like oh you’re a decorated war veteran? here comes the skimpy maid outfit i’m making you wear.

#cillian murphy #cillian working his ass off just to get babygirl’d lmaooo #remember to scrub those floors extra hard #like yeah that’s it basically #bimboification

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tabooi · 6 months ago

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The way the CB radio beeping is still in the background of Wide Smile in the London Revival... I love how Starlight Express cannot escape the ghost of CB

#stex #starlight express #stex revival #stex london revival #stex london 2024 #thought i was going crazy but no its definitely there #they keep trying to kill his ass but he lingers #between his radio lingo carrying over between productions to them never getting rid of his spotlight in freight #and now this lmaooo

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ndostairlyrium · 2 years ago

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I’m so very normal about them 💕

#dragon age #cullen rutherford #inquisitor lavellan #ankh #cullen x lavellan #cullavellan #primula #ndo sta l'art tag #I drew them some clothes so they could be presentable #what was that post?#his thousand yard look and flat ass have captivated my mind and soul #something like that #(only three people me included will get it lmaooo)

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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"I gotta have you talk about Barkov a little bit... 'cuz, you know, he's your Captain but like... What should we know that we don't know about this guy? He's so quiet, he keeps a low profile—I'm sure that's by design—but he's the quietest, incredible superstar that...When Chris Pronger was working there (VP of Hockey OPs/Senior Advisor from 2017-2020), I remember he used to say to me, 'Hey, this guy is a Top 5 player in the game.' Even when nobody was even putting him in the Top 10 at that time, you know? But what makes him so great? What do you know about him now that you thought you knew before you got there?" "You know, well, everything—because I'm with you! I knew he was in the league, I knew he was a great player but playing on the other side—I'd see him play twice a year and I wouldn't watch that much and I had no appreciation for how good he was. But the answer—I'm gonna give you an answer about Barkov and it's not gonna be good enough... 'cuz I can't answer that question about him yet, I still haven't gotten to figure it out. I don't know to do it justice but he's this extreme perfect blend of absolutely no ego and an incredible drive to be better at the same time. So usually the guys that are really driven have a bit of an ego. Ego's not bad always, right? Maybe I'm using the wrong word to describe it but he will put his teammates and his—everything—first, and it won't bother him one bit! That's exactly the way he wants it! He doesn't want to be the first guy out, he doesn't want to—it's not that he doesn't want to do interviews because of the media! Talk to this guy! You walk in our room—you don't know hockey and you don't know names—you can't tell if he's the 1st forward or the 13th forward by the way he treats people. That's absolutely the truth! And the reason he's not appreciated as much as a player is: I have never, ever once seen him even remotely cheat to the offensive side of the game to score a point. He just won't do it. That doesn't mean he's sitting back defensively! He doesn't give a rat's ass about his point totals, he just wants to win. So he's never gonna put the numbers up that he could. If Barky decided he was gonna generate points—if somebody'd convince him, 'Hey, Barky! If you just cheat the game and score—we'd got a better chance of winning!' I don't know, [he'd put up] 120, 130 points? Like he is brilliant but he will never, ever put the game—you know, what? He wouldn't put himself in front of the game. The game demands certain things and you can't get past that no matter how good you are. There are certain things you got to do in this game and usually those are hard things... he'd never once put himself in front of the game." "You can't score 120 or 130 without cheating a little bit, right? It's just a real—" "Yeah, except those guys don't call it cheating! They call it anticipating. Bad players cheat, good players anticipate." "They see things before they happen, Paul! That's what happens!" "Exactly, exactly!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 9.24.24 (x)

#paul maurice #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #woe paul waxing poetic about sasha for (looks at stopwatch) almost 3 minutes be upon ye #this specific segment is so special to me #“im gonna give you an answer about Barkov and its not gonna be good enough cuz I can't answer that question about him yet”#PAUL #my favourite thing about all of this is even in a hypothetical situation where sasha suddenly started scoring more points #hed have to be convinced into by a teammate and that its for the good of the team #you see paul realise none of this sounds realistic and then adds the whole hey barky! wed get a better chance of winning if you-#utterly hilarious paul was like this sounds too ooc of sasha i have to fix this #and then drops that fucking bombshell like jfc paulson #sasha no ego my beloved #do you remember when they brought up the whole baby barky thing to paul and he started going on a whole monologue about #how different lundy and sashas games are and that ssha will always ALWAYS put the team first in all his decisions #and lundy differs in that sometimes he'll be more offensively minded if and when he can #yeah? yeah :)#also the anticipating bit #you can tell paul is relaying what players have been whining to him for years when he scolds them not to cheat LMAOOO #LIKE OKAY PAUL YOU ARE SO TIRED HUH #also rat's ass. topical!#he doesnt give a rat's ass about points but he certainly does care about one (1) special rat's ass #also this man monologues for so long i love him but please let me live man

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greasydumbfuck · 2 months ago

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From "Punisher: The Prize"

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #[through gritted teeth and teary-eyed] at least im getting some good frank characterization out of this #i wish i could be like this cuz it just hurts to read this bit (i mean it does) but unfortunately #more than anything i feel sickening jealousy because there are mental problems happening #anyway. attempting to do something timeworthy here #the start of this issue has him going 'ough love is weak and im not sad about what happened at all actually'#but its in a statement to the police supposedly #which i mean even without this part tells you this man is lying out his ass #hes got a reputation to uphold but like clearly this guy is miserable. if that wasnt obvious before somehow lmaooo #cant do this very well today. you see it. you get it. good bit #is that how you format the title idk dont ask me anything

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brother-aethelstan · 10 days ago

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@monk-the-carlo why are you so mean :(

#monkposting #ooc: LMAOOO GET HIS ASS

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limonjarritos · 1 year ago

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no im still so unwell over this??? vince scribbled out the criticism of rody in the review of the bistro. help

Nooooo but literally. How he immediately discredits any bad word against Rody! It defo made me more convinced that the reason the party ended was because Rody's ex classmate made fun of Rody (and it is mentioned by one of the guests that Vincent can hear Rody very clearly from over there, there's no way he didn't notice that whole scene). I do wonder exactly what was said, since he's not afraid to be brutal to anyone that's not Rody.

If a customer ever treated Rody like shit in the typical way customers act towards service workers I don't think Vince would be too happy lmao. POV: you treated your waiter like shit and now some white french man who smells like an ash tray starts glaring daggers at you.

Come look at my smiling deranged blorbo!