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samuraidan44 · 5 months
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I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 
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samuraidan44 · 8 months
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Okay. Am I the asshole if I call out my roommate's self-centered behavior? I live in a communal space, where everybody except C shares freely. C got a good job through connections and is able to spend freely on themselves, spending little on household items, groceries, etc. They say they're broke every month, but I've seen their takeout containers and amazon boxes, so maybe it's a spending problem. Worst of all, when we are low on food, C just disappears for a few hours and comes back instead of cooking with everyone.
I've told C that they're being selfish and they should start considering other people, but it goes in one ear and out the other. I offered to help budget but they don't listen! They barely spend more than $400 of their $2000 a month on groceries for the house; the rest goes to their lavish lifestyle while the rest of us suffer. I just want them to pay their fair share. AITA for asking them to be fair??
Including some more specific INFO from version 1 of this post (which wasn't postable due to being about emotions rather than actions):
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What are these acronyms?
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samuraidan44 · 9 months
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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
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samuraidan44 · 9 months
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Somewhere on an alternate earth...
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samuraidan44 · 9 months
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If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke
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samuraidan44 · 9 months
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If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke
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samuraidan44 · 11 months
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you don't get it. i miss batman. except not that batman, and not that guy's batman, and not that guy's batman, but this highly specific iteration of batman that coalesces after you're hundreds of batman comics deep and you figure out that everyone in your entire life has lied to you about batman this entire time. i miss that specific batman
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samuraidan44 · 1 year
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samuraidan44 · 1 year
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Batman voice my wife
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samuraidan44 · 1 year
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Stolen bat meme😁
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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The hero morrowind deserves.
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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kill him with a rock
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making an executive decision. Clark needs to be bullied more. what kind of goofy old man…
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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Erm yeah, this is definitely me when im driving.
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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Kill me jk hah relatable
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samuraidan44 · 2 years
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