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KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)
#Keanu Reeves#The Matrix#kreevesedit#moviegifs#junkfooddaily#userstream#dailyflicks#cinemapix#filmedit#*#Neo#cypher saying Neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing#neo you're doing amazing sweetie#get him some noodles#*all those posts about not arguing with a man with brown eyes*#did i need the version so HD i can see the stray chest hairs???#yes and frankly i'd worry about my state of mind if that wasn't the case#*my hard drive crying in the distance*#coloring this was......yeah wow#sure he can dodge bullets or whatever but he's also a gangly nerd and that's what i need#okie dokie#hacker bf 💚#god what a face#is this seat taken?#pls don't hurt me Trinity#you're under arrest#put your hands where i can hold them#me if i was agent smith#thank you to who decided on the thigh holsters#they are supremely important
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marinette finally works up the courage to tell adrien the truth about his father and he’s just like “i know” and rips off his jacket to reveal the peacock miraculous
#marinette coming clean about gabe is the new marinette confessing her love#i hope she writes him a letter about it and mixes it up again and some rando gets akumatized because they think their dad was hawkmoth#meanwhile adrien thinks marinette really wants him to make her this recipe for clam chowder and spends the day searching for fresh clams#why did i put this in the tags it’s funnier than my actual post#ah well too late now#miraculous ladybug#ml recreation#noodling
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pony posting
#undescribed#bonk.png#great god grove#ggg#got hit with hard nostalgia for mlp n remembered a post i saw about the bizzyboys being the main six if they did fuckall#so bizzyponies i was also gonna do inspekta bc the show has a lot of transformations n i was gonna have spek as an alicon#then realized idk if i wanna do alicorn (like the rest of the gods) or have inspekta be something else bc on one hand nightmare moon n the#eg transformations on the other hand fucking DISCORD who is also noodle n does the eye thing#so inspekta isnt here sorry also couldnt come up with a ponified name anyway so works out for now#patty was the first one i drew which i kind of regret bc i was still getting in the groove so she turned out a bit jank#goal with the renaming was to keep the shortening available to the names they have in the grove however cappuccino was entirely bc for some#reason before i read the artbook i thought capochin's name came from that#ban's was gonna be banana boast but then i looked up cinematography terminology n picked one of the b's bc cinema#drawing capo as a pony was so funny kept giggling n also belated realized that i might've wanted him to be a mule bc of cranky or whatever#from the show. guy that hated pinkie in his debut episode i forgot his name#patty being a blank flank is intentional she gets her cutiemark when she stands up for herself v-v#was gonna do something other art for this like pony king but i'll do that later maybe#no colors bc i drew this on my phone n everything is saturated as fuck on here so i cant color accurately
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Started a new Kdrama that a friend recommended and I nearly fucking lost it when they introduced an Italian mob boss eating his breakfast which was just a bowl of P L A I N spaghetti noodles and NOTHING ELSE asd;lfjsa;lj;ajga
#dreamer talks#personal#it's supposed to be a crime/mafia thriller#but come on man#they couldn't get him so marinara or some alfredo or literally ANYTHING#to go with his plain spaghetti noodles???????#where the fuck is his bread??????
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fake ep idea + doodles
#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is#submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol#basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay#somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em#purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis#for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t#be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time#as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy#like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders#i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to#so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head#if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there#myart#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk red son#lmk mei#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk xiaojiao#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#doodles#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#lmk traffic light trio#yard sale ep
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on one hand, i can make olivine the biggest juiciest bottom where eiden has to top him with climbing gear attached
on the other hand, i could make olivine the equally powerful priestly short king who only reaches eiden's bellybutton but can twirl that boy around his finger like a weighty necklace
#i am ignoring the canon height chart that says eiden and oli are the same height#i never imagine oli as that height 😂#either he's close to garu's height and twice as thick#or he's TOWERING over eiden but still wants to get topped into oblivion by that lil twink#there's a drastic discrepancy between how i draw him and how i imagine him#the canon-adherer in me is fighting back and i'm struggling every day#why would you make them the same height ! ! when you can.... PLAY GAMES LIKE A GOD#STRETCH THEM UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND LIKE A WET PIZZA DOUGH#i am torn between several variations of body types for him...#does he have stupid superhero cliche body with booba and no leg? like dante lololol#is he soft and fat and stronkkgk????#is he just as thick in his thighs as his boobs? i hope so.#ARE HIS BICEPS BIGGER THAN HIS CALVES?#OR THE REVERSE?#IS HE PROPORTIONALLY BALANCED IN ALL LIMBS LIKE SOME PERFECT LITTLE FREAK?#will i ever find the way to draw oli that makes me happiest? we continue the journey#for example i love making yaku the most pathetic limp noodle#but oli....oli has multiple critics in my brain weighing in.... debating at all times#WHAT DO I WANNA MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE *Shakes his in-game portrait* WHO ARE YOU OLI#nu carnival olivine
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"Did I ever tell you about my Omega casino run in with the Blue Suns, Eclipse, and the Blood Pack Vorcha mafia? Five thousand credits and a bottle of whiskey?"
Ft. Staff Cmdr. Kaidan Alenko, Operations Chief Ashley Williams, Zaeed Massani, & Seven. Dominik Shepard. Phoebus. MIRA'S MORE CANON ME1.5 "Are you Phoebus?" AKA: Pt. 1 of some of what happens between ME1 and ME2 with the Vorcha mafia storyline. :) Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#dominik shepard#kaidan alenko#ashley williams#zaeed massani#mass effect#morecanonmasseffect#mass effect legendary edition#me#dailygaming#tw: gore#hi my name is mira and i like making very large gifsets of my blorbos :)#i made myself a little bit sad thinking of what the gang was getting up to when soph is dead during me1 and me2 but VORCHA MAFIA BABY#this is close enough to something i was working through in my noggin lmao#i think kaidan gets word from hackett that something went to shit out on omega with soph being out of the shade game#he ropes ash into it and zaeed takes leave from his n7 adjunct position on earth to come help too when he hears it’s vorcha mafia related :#as for sad times in my head i decided that zaeed is the one who goes to alchera and grabs all of soph’s guns when the normandy goes down :)#they’re all busted to shit so he takes all the time to fix them and remod them like she would have :) and he keeps her cobra :)#since she almost killed him with it when they first met :) he gives her widow to kaidan :) it’s the one he uses in the gifs :)#and he gives ash her valkyrie which is the one she picked up and started modding after he got dropped off at the villa to be with regis :)#i thought it would be fun if dom showed up to protect them after separating from cerbie but no one *knows* it’s dom :)#since he’s using an alias atp and he wants to protect them for soph since he’s starting to remember shit and that’s all he can do for her :#in my noggin he’s either wearing a mask or never takes his helmet off since they’re identical but i was not fucking with that in game lmao#i also think zaeed is the one who catches onto him and leads the rest of the group toward him with his contacts he still has on station :)#i think dom is tracking the vorcha mafia. part of me says everything just clicks into place right after he gives soph’s body to cerbie#and then everything rushes back at once for him and he heads to omega to start picking up where she left off before she was on the normandy#he honestly might be what hackett gives kaidan the heads up about. undecided. i’m still noodling :) but this was fun to conceptualize :)#i’m excited to pen this in the future! :) it needs more noodling :) for everyone honestly lol#my one final thought is that i do think kaidan picks up some of soph’s anger habits after she dies. i don’t think he does well at first#have a good day wherever you are friend as always!! 💙💙
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thinking about off-season atsumu in his 30's looking a little bit too like ukai keishin 😭 bright yellow hair slicked back by a thin headband, dark roots peeking through—it's the dead of the night and he's wearing flip flops and a pair of athletic shorts for a very short trip to the convenience store
#he's wearing a white shirt too#and is abt to buy some cup noodles bc he was craving#a part of me wants to bully him and say that he's buying a condom bc the only one he had left at home broke while he was putting it on#or was expired .#two different implications 👍👍👍👍👍#but the point of this was#DONT THEY LOOK ALIKE OR IS IT JUST ME#i talked so much again#also i dont want to think abt atsumu smoking bc it will LIGHT something in me#tho i do genuinely think that his ma will whoop his ass if she ever finds out#esp since he's an athlete too (osamu can maybe get away with it)#but i also believe atsumu thinks he has an oral fixation#and has probably self diagnosed himself with adhd
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I haven't posted about him here in a long while but it's Noodle's birthday today :3 he's turning 2!
#noodle#ari hush#march 7th!#i used to post about him more as a puppy but he's doing well :3 such a funny little guy#he'll be getting a little cake and some toys later
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Feeding you guys headcanons whilst I work on something. Anyway..
Josh Sauchak headcanons‼️‼️
(Take this figure of him I made the other day but forgot to show as well)
(Headcanons that are marked with ‘established relationship’ mean that it’s in the event that it’s with a lover!)
- PARALLEL PLAY PARALLEL PLAY PARALLEL PLAY‼️‼️ IT IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF HIS LOVE LANGUAGES‼️ Sometimes hangouts will usually involve the indulgence of hobbies within the vicinity of who he’s hanging out with.
- (Established relationship hc) At the start of the relationship or when you instigate physical affection with him, he tends to tense up and at times even shift and give a little bit of space between you two. Upon talking the whole ordeal out, he’ll try to be more open to receiving physical affection such as letting you put your head on his shoulder.
- (Established relationship hc) Observant of your feelings and behaviour. Later on in the relationship, it gets to a point where he can pick up patterns in your conversations with him.
(E.g my partner picked up on a pattern with me anytime I yapped to him about Aiden Pearce. In his words: “Aiden is so Interesting to analyse :3!!!”, “Am I overanalysing a mediocre game character from a mediocre franchise.”, “I LOVE AIDEN PEARCE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”).
Sometimes the observant behaviour isn’t all that positive, as with this he jumps to conclusions in situations that you are under distress.
- Penguin pebbling. At random occasions he can gift a trinket to those he’s fond of, whether it be a random feather or stone, a scrap circuit board that he turned into a keychain, a piece of leftover scrap metal from building with a texture that he’s fond of, etc.
- Goes quiet when someone vents to him but contributes a word or two every so often as he feels bad not giving an answer
- Emotionally unpredictable. His resting face and tone makes it hard to tell how he feels, and at times can go quiet minutes after being talkative, which can leave you with a mixed bag of whether or not he’s pissed, neutral, happy or just wanting to be quiet.
- On a rare occasion or two will show physical affection to you or to those he’s close to without going tense. It can involve hand holding, hugging, playing with one’s face (tugging at your cheek, squeezing them or just simple caresses), resting his head on one’s shoulder & playing with their hair. But it’s only when he’s the one giving it.
- Had a habit of hoarding things like plushies or figures when he was a kid, and usually kept them in a space where it was an unorganised chaos that only he was able to transcribe. He was able to learn to let go of the hoarding habit, but still does it on an occasion or two.
- Give him a new pair of shoes that he’s comfortable with and months later they will look messy and well worn (e.g. white trainers? Nah those things are coming back slightly dirty and a bit yellowed)
- When any figures or display collectibles arrive, he has a specific ritual that he remembers off by heart and has been doing it since childhood, in which he’d rearrange his space, clean his hands and put on a set of gloves to delicately place and display the figure as to not damage it or ruin it
- An absolute sucker for chewing things when he’s bored. When he was a kid he chewed on packaging peanuts because the texture stimulated him. He eventually learned to drop the habit for more better alternatives like sweets or chewelry.
- At one point was really bad at keeping his room clean due to his hoarding habit that when he saw his friend’s room that was tidy and organised looking, he got envious and proceeded to clean his room; ranting from his shelves, floor, bed, tables and desk.
- Secretly likes to cook but is scared of what the other dedsec members might think of it as he isn’t the type of person to add seasoning.
- (Continuing from previous) Likes to ease out of his comfort zone with flavour slowly by researching, then proceeding to season the food he makes with the stuff he currently has at home.
- Had a special interest in glitch wars that lasted for 2 years. (Glitch wars as in the videogame in the in-game universe)
- (Established relationship hc) Sometimes will randomly approach you and declare that he wishes to squeeze your skull affectionately.
- (Established relationship hc) one time you made a specific food item for dinner. He fell in love with it. Only thing is he will only eat that specific food item if you make it, because he only likes it that way. Any other form it is made he will immediately decline it, even if it’s from a restaurant.
#watch dogs#watch dogs 2#wd2#hawt sauce#Josh sauchak#josh watch dogs 2#headcanon#headcanons#headcanon post#established relationship#(only some hcs tho)#fanart#traditional art#clay figure#it’s about time I actually got to making this#would you guys believe me that I made these because I crashed out over the lack of parallel play#I should clarify that I myself are neurodivergent and am merely projecting bits and bobs of myself#a lot of them are projections of the things I do but some of them are based off of me and my friends’ interactions w/ eachother!#ALSO I WAS MEANT TO SHOW THE JOSH FIGURE AGES AGO BUT I NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TI#he’s a mini noodle stopper :3#he was supposed to have a laptop as well but it was too heavy so I had to put it to the side#I tried to get the colour as accurately as I could do I apologise for any inaccuracies#I used the cosplay guide as reference as well :3#I’d like to rant about how I felt mid crashout over the lack of autistic traits in the hcs I’ve seen of him#but I think I’d take up all 30 tag spaces#anyway yap session over
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Ah- we don't need an elaborate plot to win Messmer over, you see! I have two words for you that would have him won over in an instant...
TENS Unit.
#elden ring#messmer the impaler#messmer#sillyposting#FromSoft designing Messmer like: -SLAPS- THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MUCH ＢＡＣＫ ＰＡＩＮ#like hold on hold off on kicking my ass for a minute lets take ibuprofen together and have a electric deep tissue massage#we can get some wrap some hot water bottles in soft towels and let his snakes have themselves a little mini spa too- they're good noodles#he needs a spa day he's earned it#He wouldn't know what the heck it is and why you have to stick so many silly pads on his back- thinking these tarnished are ridiculo- OOOOHH#OOOOOooooooooOOOOoohhhh that feels... that feels goooooooood....#Seeing him just melt into it oh the sweet relief from his back pain!#maybe now he'll hear us out and we can come up with a pla#that doesn't involve his impending demise. ;')
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A very silly continuation of my earlier Moony post as it's a full moon.
Feel less chompy soon remy <3
honourable mentions: @black-occamy @celestemagnoliathewriter @in-love-with-remus-lupin @moonysdora
#and all my other remadora mutuals <3#moony#hp#hp fanart#remus lupin#my hand is getting better and I've been slowly chipping away at some stuff btw. still resting it up but yeah!#so remus IS scary in the traditional sense as Moony but I mean. It's remus. I love him but hes the most non threatening man in existence#man would take his potion then just nap or slink around sadly and huff with sad old dog eyes.#but also him keeping his mind and just spending several hours as a cyptid - if not for the tragedy and awfulness of it#- is actually pretty funny from an outsider pov. theres just this weird creature noodling around with eyes like saucers and greyhound vibes
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can you imagine q!missa waking up one morning feeling something weird and gross on him and as he sits up in bed he finds himself covered in ramen noodles and smelling like the broth - and as he turns to the side he just sees q!phil, his beloved partner and light of his life, holding an empty bowl and snoring away peacefully, completely unaware of what he did
#live kai reaction#qsmp#q!phil#q!missa#LMAO thanks phil#“if any noodles get on missa- thats on him” yeah its canon now#phil eats in bed before the eggs go to sleep and he accidentally spills some of the food on missa
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hmmm
might rework the betrothal au a lil bit
#betrothal au#lego ninjago#okay so. realized last night that marina's ''are you satisfied'' is the PERFECT skylor/betrothal au song fr fr#and even before that i was having some brainrot thinking about like. modifying the backstory a bit to make things more interesting#so cole being brought to chen's island for a few weeks each year from when he was five to thirteen#and him and skylor being childhood friends from that#also gonna wring a tiny bit of drama out of cole never mentioning the engagement to the other ninja#esp since this is after rebooted so jay and cole are still perfectly primed to blow up at each other over the slightest thing#and ofc i'm keeping the shenanigans!!#cole & skylor pretending to be in love to fool chen is so funny and has so much potential#they're doign a waltz out in the courtyard and while dipping skylor cole grimaces and says ''this is the least romantic thing we've done''#and ofc ofc we have kai misinterpreting things and getting on cole for the perceived rivalry over skylor's affections#like. oh my god i'm so glad i have this au it's so funny and skylor gets to have an Actual Friend during her childhood#cole using his half of the yinyang pendant to get every chen's noodles order for free. they just look at it and promo every item while cole#stands there smugly
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anybody else have a food they're allergic to but still eat anyway
#not DEATH deathly but like. allergic#im allergic to shrimp and guac but i still eat it ..#my throat will get itchy and swell and breathing feels more closed#wherever the food touches also swells in bumps but usually only wherever the food makes contact#but yall. it's so good#the food not the swelling lol i have to sip on water while i eat to help gauge the significance of the throat swelling#i can usually eat up to 2 or 3 big shrimps until i hit my ok.. one more and this will hurt me lots#ill probably still be able to breathe but like it'll be an even bigger struggle than it is now#i think im also allergic to this common italian herb thingy anise? but thats fine bcs i dont like it anyways#but grilled SEASONED shrimp is my weakness. i LOVE SHRIMP!!! add some buffalo sauce and my my my..#idk tho my friends hate when i eat shrimp and will moderate my moderation#'ted ure a medical man. u should be against this' i hungry#idk maybe i dhould cold cut endulging in my allergies now b4 it becomes a lifestyle#i remember when i was younger my boss order me chinese food for doing a Lot of open2closes#and i ordered shrimp and lo mein(iLOVEEEE LO MEINN!!! when i was lil i would get PLATEFULS of JUST lo mein)#(id remove the veggies bcs they got in the way of my noodles)#(but now im older and the texture is too much sameness so i get even amount of lo mein and some sorta meat for Balance)#and i ate like a bit then put the rest in the cooler and he was like 'ure not hungry?' and i told him im allergic#and his eyes got real big and he was shouted my full name like a worried parent#i mean i explained my eat 2 then wait for the swelling to die down and eat 2 more till the inability to breathe gets annoying#but he was still anxious and watching me like a hawk#so#maybe.. i shouldnt do this anymore#does anyone else do this if they have the ability to?#perhaps i am dancing with the devil here#the devil wears privilege
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turns out i am indeed capable of having a pretty good evening
#1. james liked my recent on instagram (is it weird for me to call him that if we're mutuals. but also who cares stans do it constantly)#i try not to burble too much about getting noticed by senpai bc i just think it feels a little pathetic but. i was kinda proud of this one#so it was just nice that he also liked it and also tacitly approved my caption meta. win#2. spent like an hour and a half reading twilight to the bestie while she cleaned and did pilates until my voice was starting to wear out#we are sooo funny and correct about everything and as it turns out 😔 guys 😔 twilight has some intentional comedy 😔 and its pretty funny#edward is an annoying negging jackass but like it's also very funny that he's a 100 year old man beefing with teens on the reg#also i find bellas supposedly relatable clumsiness kind of riveting as a writing choice like its just so extreme. she is the limpest noodle.#shes like lucille austero without the medical disability#anyways i had a great evening and i didnt even do any drugs! im so regular and normal <3
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