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ballpitwitch · 1 year ago

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KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)

#Keanu Reeves #The Matrix #kreevesedit #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #filmedit #*#Neo #cypher saying Neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing #neo you're doing amazing sweetie #get him some noodles #*all those posts about not arguing with a man with brown eyes*#did i need the version so HD i can see the stray chest hairs???#yes and frankly i'd worry about my state of mind if that wasn't the case #*my hard drive crying in the distance*#coloring this was......yeah wow #sure he can dodge bullets or whatever but he's also a gangly nerd and that's what i need #okie dokie #hacker bf 💚#god what a face #is this seat taken?#pls don't hurt me Trinity #you're under arrest #put your hands where i can hold them #me if i was agent smith #thank you to who decided on the thigh holsters #they are supremely important

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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rough day...

#i might come back and color this. Eventually....#scribbled this after a busy day of lots of moving things into storage and hauling boxes around #i felt a bit like a workhorse!#at some point i sat down on the uhaul w/ my water and thought. Wow. How Does Eddie Manage #poor guy deserves a break...#he needs a day off smh #i mean the neighborhood would fall apart w/o him probably but still. he needs a vacation!#he works too hard! someone tell him to prioritize himself for once!#scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #eddie dear #alrighty well its 12 am i need to get up in less than 6 hours and i still have Several Things To Do before i can sleep!#so! queuing this and getting those last chores done #wait fuck. what where they #well! i'll remember when i get up to do them! probably!#yknow 7 hours into tomorrow's drive im gonna be like OH FUCK I FORGOT THE [insert task here]#oh. shit did i eat dinner? hm... im not gonna be ready for breakfast when i wake up #so i might as well add 'quick cup of noodles' onto tonight's Before-Sleep list....#im rambling! sorry!#anyway i have Much affection for eddie! somebody get him a spa day and some shiny new stamps!!!

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ladyofthenoodle · 1 year ago

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marinette finally works up the courage to tell adrien the truth about his father and he’s just like “i know” and rips off his jacket to reveal the peacock miraculous

#marinette coming clean about gabe is the new marinette confessing her love #i hope she writes him a letter about it and mixes it up again and some rando gets akumatized because they think their dad was hawkmoth #meanwhile adrien thinks marinette really wants him to make her this recipe for clam chowder and spends the day searching for fresh clams #why did i put this in the tags it’s funnier than my actual post #ah well too late now #miraculous ladybug #ml recreation #noodling

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daydreamerwonderkid · 17 days ago

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Started a new Kdrama that a friend recommended and I nearly fucking lost it when they introduced an Italian mob boss eating his breakfast which was just a bowl of P L A I N spaghetti noodles and NOTHING ELSE asd;lfjsa;lj;ajga

#dreamer talks #personal #it's supposed to be a crime/mafia thriller #but come on man #they couldn't get him so marinara or some alfredo or literally ANYTHING #to go with his plain spaghetti noodles???????#where the fuck is his bread??????

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puppyeared · 1 year ago

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fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

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fisheito · 2 months ago

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on one hand, i can make olivine the biggest juiciest bottom where eiden has to top him with climbing gear attached

on the other hand, i could make olivine the equally powerful priestly short king who only reaches eiden's bellybutton but can twirl that boy around his finger like a weighty necklace

#i am ignoring the canon height chart that says eiden and oli are the same height #i never imagine oli as that height 😂#either he's close to garu's height and twice as thick #or he's TOWERING over eiden but still wants to get topped into oblivion by that lil twink #there's a drastic discrepancy between how i draw him and how i imagine him #the canon-adherer in me is fighting back and i'm struggling every day #why would you make them the same height ! ! when you can.... PLAY GAMES LIKE A GOD #STRETCH THEM UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND LIKE A WET PIZZA DOUGH #i am torn between several variations of body types for him...#does he have stupid superhero cliche body with booba and no leg? like dante lololol #is he soft and fat and stronkkgk????#is he just as thick in his thighs as his boobs? i hope so.#ARE HIS BICEPS BIGGER THAN HIS CALVES?#OR THE REVERSE?#IS HE PROPORTIONALLY BALANCED IN ALL LIMBS LIKE SOME PERFECT LITTLE FREAK?#will i ever find the way to draw oli that makes me happiest? we continue the journey #for example i love making yaku the most pathetic limp noodle #but oli....oli has multiple critics in my brain weighing in.... debating at all times #WHAT DO I WANNA MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE *Shakes his in-game portrait* WHO ARE YOU OLI #nu carnival olivine

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goldengirlgalaxy · 2 years ago

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Little Baby Man Disease (DPXDC)

Continuation of this post. TL:DR is that Little Baby man is caused by Ghost Rabies and can effect both ghosts and those who are ecto-contaminated.

So, somehow someway, the Little Baby Men get into Gotham. Doesn't matter how, they are there and acting like feral little gremlins. At some point, Damian comes across a couple of them (let's say Danny, Tucker, and Sam) and brings them back to the Cave. Black Bat and Red Hood are there and start inspecting the funky noodle people Robin just brought in.

Unfortunately, Little Baby Man teeth are sharp enough to pierce through their gloves. Also unfortunately, the three are just ecto-contaminated enough to be able to catch Ghost Rabies.

Cue the Batfam falling into chaos as three of their members have become feral worms with ghostly powers. Batman tries to contain them, only for them to phase out of every kind of containment until they escape the Batcave, bringing their chaos to the streets. Now the Batfam have to collect their infected members and hopefully get into contact with someone who can cure them.

Also, either the Joker escapes or the Little Baby Man army breaks into Arkham, driven by Jason's intense anger over his murder. Either way, Joker is getting the stuffing beaten out of him by a dozen spooky noodle worms.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #batman #red hood #dc robin #robin damian #black bat #I went with those three since they are the ones that the fandom seems to consider the most exposed to the Pits #Batman is freaking out over his kids being turned into noodles #The Joker is attacked without mercy but he luckily isn't turned #None of the baby men want him to be a part of their group #Someone recorded the Joker being attacked and posted it online #It was Dick #The three do eventually get cured along with everyone else #But they end up with some level of ghost powers by the end of it #Have fun figuring out their powers

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seiwas · 2 months ago

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thinking about off-season atsumu in his 30's looking a little bit too like ukai keishin 😭 bright yellow hair slicked back by a thin headband, dark roots peeking through—it's the dead of the night and he's wearing flip flops and a pair of athletic shorts for a very short trip to the convenience store

#he's wearing a white shirt too #and is abt to buy some cup noodles bc he was craving #a part of me wants to bully him and say that he's buying a condom bc the only one he had left at home broke while he was putting it on #or was expired .#two different implications 👍👍👍👍👍#but the point of this was #DONT THEY LOOK ALIKE OR IS IT JUST ME #i talked so much again #also i dont want to think abt atsumu smoking bc it will LIGHT something in me #tho i do genuinely think that his ma will whoop his ass if she ever finds out #esp since he's an athlete too (osamu can maybe get away with it)#but i also believe atsumu thinks he has an oral fixation #and has probably self diagnosed himself with adhd

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neonpigeons · 8 months ago

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I haven't posted about him here in a long while but it's Noodle's birthday today :3 he's turning 2!

#noodle #ari hush #march 7th!#i used to post about him more as a puppy but he's doing well :3 such a funny little guy #he'll be getting a little cake and some toys later

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melkior · 25 days ago

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Ah- we don't need an elaborate plot to win Messmer over, you see! I have two words for you that would have him won over in an instant...

TENS Unit.

#elden ring #messmer the impaler #messmer #sillyposting #FromSoft designing Messmer like: -SLAPS- THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MUCH ＢＡＣＫＰＡＩＮ #like hold on hold off on kicking my ass for a minute lets take ibuprofen together and have a electric deep tissue massage #we can get some wrap some hot water bottles in soft towels and let his snakes have themselves a little mini spa too- they're good noodles #he needs a spa day he's earned it #He wouldn't know what the heck it is and why you have to stick so many silly pads on his back- thinking these tarnished are ridiculo- OOOOHH #OOOOOooooooooOOOOoohhhh that feels... that feels goooooooood....#Seeing him just melt into it oh the sweet relief from his back pain!#maybe now he'll hear us out and we can come up with a pla #that doesn't involve his impending demise. ;')

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fluffypotatey · 1 year ago

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you ever think about how MK never gets a chance to really define himself?

#had this thought while driving home #like he barely even gets any chance to place some identity other than monkie kid and delivery boy bc he always gets interrupted #every villain has their own preconceived notion on who and what he is #Demon Bull family saw him as a ‘little thief’ and ‘noodle boy’#Spider Queen called him junior or something????#Macky even told MK that he is nothing w/o the staff. He also projected a lot of his anger with swk to MK bc he saw a lot of similarities #LBD did one better and shattered his own self worth by feeding into his insecurities and trying to mold him into her pawn (champion? will w #ever know what she wanted and why she wanted Mac to capture mk and swk???? what was their role that she wanted them to play???)#Azure even tries to assert his own perceptions on MK in the special and oh boy how he snaps back (🥰 so satisfying)#‘Oh there’s nothing mindless about me…friend’ <- one of the rare times MK puts his foot down when other try to assume what he is #I betchu s5 will focus on MK grappling with his identity bc we laid some foundations he is ok with acknowledging it #But actually processing what this meant for him? I have a guess that he wants to avoid that #And the ironic part is that swk (if he knew which I think so) is now the one trying to get MK to communicate his thoughts and feelings #It’s swk who warned MK about the dangers of hiding or avoiding huge issues like having a giant & powerful monkey form #bc swk has spent like the past 3 seasons doing the opposite of what he’s preaching to MK at the special (this is why i love him he’s trying #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #qi xiaotian

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velvetwyrms · 9 months ago

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A very silly continuation of my earlier Moony post as it's a full moon.

Feel less chompy soon remy <3

honourable mentions: @black-occamy @celestemagnoliathewriter @in-love-with-remus-lupin @moonysdora

#and all my other remadora mutuals <3 #moony #hp #hp fanart #remus lupin #my hand is getting better and I've been slowly chipping away at some stuff btw. still resting it up but yeah!#so remus IS scary in the traditional sense as Moony but I mean. It's remus. I love him but hes the most non threatening man in existence #man would take his potion then just nap or slink around sadly and huff with sad old dog eyes.#but also him keeping his mind and just spending several hours as a cyptid - if not for the tragedy and awfulness of it #- is actually pretty funny from an outsider pov. theres just this weird creature noodling around with eyes like saucers and greyhound vibes

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okaioh · 10 months ago

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can you imagine q!missa waking up one morning feeling something weird and gross on him and as he sits up in bed he finds himself covered in ramen noodles and smelling like the broth - and as he turns to the side he just sees q!phil, his beloved partner and light of his life, holding an empty bowl and snoring away peacefully, completely unaware of what he did

#live kai reaction #qsmp #q!phil #q!missa #LMAO thanks phil #“if any noodles get on missa- thats on him” yeah its canon now #phil eats in bed before the eggs go to sleep and he accidentally spills some of the food on missa

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jrueships · 4 months ago

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anybody else have a food they're allergic to but still eat anyway