#german fandom

[nanukanal]

good morning krabat fandom on tumblr, i've decided to contribute unwanted content into your tag space 🖤

my ass rewatched the movie and like, okay, listen, i hate the master from the books but for some reason he's become a problematic fav for me when i watch the movie

like he's a lot more approachable than in the book imo but yea anyway before I butter everything up too much 💣

i do what I want so I made an oc x canon yes kill me idc

she started as a crack oc but i'm having a little too much fun with her so I just decided to throw this at the fandom, so this is rosmund

rosmund is from the region where the Harz/Brocken is and every easter her ass shows up at master's place whilst the boys are out 🪤

idk exactly what I'll do with her but I decided she's a witch and belongs to also this lowkey cursed sisterhood and their main thing is like fire (so they can like teleport through fire and just do cool shit or smth 😔)

And they have to sacrifice three members each year to keep their fire going and for that they have two more lives lmfao 💥

like essentially if you die, you get burned and can rise out of your ashes like twice but well the price is like, three of your 'sisters' have to perish in the fire each year (awesome 👍🏼😎)

anyway she probably met him like three hundred years ago at Walpurgisnacht and she keeps being a pest but for some reason he lets her stick around #truelove (their origins shall forever be a mystery)

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[hurryupmerlin]

Wer kommt dieses WE auf die Frankfurter Buchmesse?

Meldet euch!

[trashblossomart]

ah, so it‘s clear text I‘ve heard

[anis-sketches]

Capre Noctem

  ⋆⁺₊ ✧ ⋆ I´ve returned to life, Eternity begins tonight ·*･｡ ☆

Cryptid Sightings aswell as The Lost Episode belong to @naffeclipse

heres the other version

happy october everyone

happy birthday cryptid sightings

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Sehr zurückhaltend, sehr bedacht 😌

[poofmilk]

Omori png

[lurkamargarine]

[itsnevssin]

Ok I needed a second wind of modern German Kurt, this time featuring a whiff of Christianity haha

Translation:

Geh mit Gott, aber geh - direct translation is “Go with god, but go.” It means that you wish someone the best wishes provided he gets lost immideately lmao. “Leave with gods best wishes, but leave.” May also work in English.

Herr, lass Hirn vom Himmel regnen … oder Steine. Hauptsache es trifft. - “God, please let it rain brains … or stones. As long as it hits the mark.”

[possumancer-co]

sketch commission for kugel_shep on twitter

[nanukanal]

I have to follow my duty of filling the hui buh tag once more therefore -

genuinely curious, i have my suspicions but shhh 🤫

[adamraczek]

Leute, ich hab ne deutsche Frage:

*unabhängig vom Duden, welchen Artikel verwendet ihr persönlich

[stupidhany]

Posting this cause tbh this needs to be posted in here

I'm thinking of scanning these some time soon

[camashred]

This isn't so much a quest as a gamble. You can buy him a drink at the bar he props up and he'll give you a story, but the story's always gonna be about he once haggled down a stall owner to 25% of his original stated price or something like that. OSRS Chathead for Zayne! <3

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Das heißt Frikadelle

[k0ukou]