#geralt & roach

[ladycibia]

I was at the Hanged Man's Tree and I couldn't find Roach; she was waiting exactly under one of the dead bodies

[thedemonofcat]

After Jaskier gains the ability to understand and converse with animals, he is surprised by how much Roach enjoys chatting.

Unlike Geralt, the Witcher's horse proves to be a great conversationalist, much to Jaskier's amusement and Geralt’s annoyance.

Roach especially enjoys talking shit about people.

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: Oh roach, I screwed up my friendship with jaskier, I sent him away. Why do I ruin everything I touch?

Roach: You self sabatoge because it allows you to predict the outcome of events. It gives you a false illusion of control over your destiny. Furthermore you are afraid that allowing the colorful foal to love you will make you happy and you don't know how to handle that because you are so emotionally constipated that youre a literal shit head

Geralt: 0.0

Roach: I mean... *neigh*

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 136

Contrary to popular belief, Jaskier was the one who said no to riding a horse. Jaskier willingly walks alongside Geralt and Roach. Because Jaskier is afraid of riding horses. Don't get him wrong! He loves horses! Just not being on them as they run 48 kilometers per hour. When Jaskier sprains his ankle walking, however, Geralt decides enough is enough and it's time to teach him how to ride and help him face his fear. Jaskier sits in front of Geralt on top of Roach as Geralt teaches him how to ride, and every time Jaskier gets too nervous, Geralt will hear his heartbeat tick up, and he'll hug him, or praise him, and Jaskier will calm again. Jaskier's been getting better. To the point that Geralt can now just walk alongside Roach and Jaskier, hand resting on Jaskier's leg or back. Geralt decides to surprise Jaskier with his own horse! Geralt finds something sturdy and gentle, but also pretty, knowing his bard will love to comb and braid the horse, and will want to show it off. It's a white horse, which certainly won't stay white on the road, but then again, Jaskier will most likely delight in cleaning the horse and admiring it's sheen when it's washed. Geralt presents Jaskier with his horse, and Jaskier is overjoyed. Sobbing with happiness, hugging and kissing the horse, and Geralt has never been more in love with his bard. The first time Jaskier rides his own horse, they go at a very gentle slow pace, as the horse seems unsure about being ridden. Jaskier cajoles and consoles it through it all, and soon enough they're riding at steady paces, both Jaskier and his horse now feeling safe and brave enough to go at a normal pace, sometimes even a bit faster. Geralt is happy. Until one day, big white wings materialize on the sides of Jaskier's horse, and the damn thing takes off with Jaskier still on it. Shit.

[chaoticmultifandom28]

I want a post mountain break-up fic where Roach is mad at Geralt and making it difficult for him, like ‘oh you want to keep going today, hmm not me Imma sit my horse ass down and not move’ or ‘you want to go the opposite direction than Jaskier’s scent? Too bad I only know that way’ and even though she’s a horse, she’s roach so she gives Geralt ‘I’m disappointed in you’ looks

[elven-sisters]

One of my students once told me that, in his opinion, Roach is the most powerful character in the universe - no matter where Geralt leaves her (even on another continent), she can always come back to him, she can talk (even if some say that her voice is a side effect of witcher potions), and sometimes it seems that she's cleaver than her owner. Well... It's hard for me to disagree. Long live Roach! 😂🐎🗡️

[buttercupthebard]

Little doodles 💕

[spielzeugkaiser]

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

[kupocat]

Goofing off while doing some online shopping and I accidentally found Geralt of Rivia's mailbox..... Now I'm just imagining a modern AU Jaskier doing a side hustle of dropping of Amazon/Instacart packages where he has the address, but the note just says... "Leave package in horse." Cue the "Wtf", but proceeding to attempt delivery anyway. Gets to the address for Geralt's house/seeing his mailbox in the row of mail boxes and finding this.....

It's so dumb, I love it.....bloede perfect horse girl Geralt. @0dde11eth

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Roach, no.

@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural

[ladycibia]

the tree spirit huh

[thedemonofcat]

Months after the breakup on the mountain, Jaskier finds himself in a stable in the middle of the night, kissing a man he had met in a tavern.

As things are about to escalate, a sudden neigh interrupts them.

To Jaskier's astonishment, it's Roach.

Much to Jaskier's annoyance, Roach persistently nudges him away from his date, preventing them from going any further.

Then Geralt appears, curious about the commotion his horse was causing.

[thewitchersdaily]

#peak horse girl and soft dad energy: petting his horse while teaching his daughter

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 86

In a modern world, Geralt houses Roach in a public stable. They treat her well when he's out, she enjoys it. It's all good. Until the stables call him one day to tell him Roach is acting weird. He's already racing back to his beloved horse when they call back to let him know it's because she's missing her boyfriend. Huh? Her what? Apparently she's been really attached to this stallion named "Pegasus" recently. Really? His baby girl is in love with a 'Pegasus'? Geralt is minutes away from tearing his hair out. A week later, Geralt is getting her out of her stall, when he glances over and sees Pegasus. He can tell it's Pegasus by the way Roach is acting, but also because of the ridiculous tack he's wearing. All bright colors and special embroideries and fucking sequins. He doesn't know what he expected from the person who owns Pegasus. He was tied between a preteen girl and a woman too old to still ride. When he bumps into a man dressed in an outrageously yellow outfit, with rainbow nail polish, and stupidly cute hair, he admits he was a little shocked. Not by it being a man in a horrific outfit, nonono, by the man in a horrific outfit being attractive. "Oh! Are you the owner of Roach? I hear they're great friends!" Fuck. He and his daughter have the same type in men.

[whywouldisayprinter]

Currently obsessed with them a normal amount (please look at the details they're the most self indulgent stuff ever & I love them)