#genshin fam

[moraxsthrone]

omfg i'll take full responsibility for this, yes ma'am. *fans self* wooooo! ggguuuhhhhh if you do decide to further elaborate on this in the future, please do tag me. i don't even simp for childe, but this just hits different somehow. just sayin i'd let him lick it as long as zhongli's a willing and active participant. 👀💅🏼

— Strip TCG w/ Zhongli & Childe | genshin

⌗NOTE ; ty @moraxsthrone for this CRAZY idea.. kind of short but that's fine! I might add to this later...

⌗CONTENTS ; nsfw. threesome, fingering, oral (giving + receiving)

honestly why not play a little card game with the two of them but spicy it up a little? every one of you taking off an article of clothing each time you lose a round.

Zhongli can be quite competitive during this, but his end goal isn't to win the match it's more to see your strip. he watches as not only you, but Childe as well slowly stripping off an article of clothing each time you both lose to him.

Childe, i would say is just as competitive as Zhongli, if not more. he tries his best, maybe winning a match once or twice. though he pouts when he's in defeat, but.. he isn't so salty about it once he gets closer to being completely bare along with you two.

as the rounds get longer and the three of you are nearly stripped, the game is long forgotten as you put your focus on what's more important than this game... the rest of your clothes are discarded and tossed somewhere to the side, Childe's nested between your thighs, lapping up at your sobbing heat as Zhongli pays special attention to your chest.

Zhongli doesn't mind it either when you want to give him some attention down there, noticing just how eager and ready he was for you to finally take him in your mouth. the act was a bit difficult due to Childe's tongue moving skillfully against your clit, his digits rubbing against your sweet spot making you grind yourself down on his face.

Zhongli tugs on your locs when you're not paying enough attention to him, giving you a stern look as you return your eyes to him. his cheeks lightly flushed, letting out a low groan as you properly take him in your mouth. he loves the way you whine and hum around his cock, the beads of tears pricking at your eyes once it starts to get a bit too intense.

Both of them praise you when you're doing so good for them, despite the fact that they may be pushing your limits a bit. the way you let out such noises of pleasure, just from what they're doing was so nice to hear.

[erabu-san]

☺️☺️☺️

[coffee-cait]

oops never posted these neon Gamings from earlier in the year💦💦

[teenytraveler]

Because Christmas can't be over without Christmas pics! (ofc it was Loid who picked out those pjs)

Hoping this Christmas brings you all a lot of hope, because that's what it's always about.

[shima-draws]

God gives his toughest battles (being at work DESPERATELY wanting nothing more than to be at home playing the new Genshin Fontaine update) to his bravest soldiers (me)

[avnasace]

( 5.1 archon quest spoilers )

so it was really up there right on his helmet this whole time huh... big fuckin abyssal star... for like 2 years...

[pettyrgeo]

nighty night :3 (1/2)

[moraxsthrone]

ily2bb i'm so happy we met and became such good friends!! 🖤🤎🧡💛 you're so precious to me please.

*screams at you some more* YOU HAVE BIG ZHONGLI BRAIN! BIG ZHONGLI BRAIN!! *feral kel noises*

The fact that I posted and my 3 zhongli wives besties @moraxsthrone @zhongrin @silentmoths immediately liked rebbloged and screamed at me in the tags.... I feel so happy and blessed rn I love you all so much omg <3<3<3<3<3<3

[genshin-side-piece]

So who gets arrested first, us or Childe?

[justshana17]

Fontaine Siblings

[aha-chuu]

We need to talk: the Kaveh voicelines are out

This is leaks but they're voice acted by the en VA so they're definitely correct - I'm gonna share some of the interesting and funny tidbits I saw!

Tighnari introduced Kaveh to Cyno - Kaveh is super complimentary of Tighnari

Kaveh is pretty nice about Cyno too, even saying he has a very big heart! EXCEPT he absolutely decimates his sense of humour, saying "you better hope there's beer around if Cyno's telling jokes"

Speaking of which: Kaveh freely admits to having a drinking problem :'(( my poor sweet boy

Oh but he's not a poor sweet boy. Somehow the general fanon is once again proven false, since Alhaitham is absolutely the babygirl here and Kaveh is working man who has to like. Do shit.

(they can both be babygirls it's a vibe)

Kaveh's snow voiceline MADE ME CACKLE he complains that the cold air is creeping up his back (where there's a hole) and down his front (low cut shirt)

Kaveh proves me right about Alhaitham: absolutely is a man with full understanding of social norms and who has a breadth of emotion and personality, he just isn't interested in indulging others in it 👍

Kaveh's second Alhaitham voiceline... I'm gonna make a whole other post when there's a transcript (tomorrow probably) because it might be the most canon thing they've ever said (and it made me sad)

Etc etc interesting lore esque stuff for another post

No Mehrak mentions?? Poor girl

Kaveh obviously loves soup , funny because it's the only food Alhaitham dislikes. EDIT: someone on Reddit pointed out that when you give Alhaitham soup in the spices event, he says he'll take it home. Is Alhaitham feeding Kaveh all the soup? Discuss.

YOU TYPECAST MY BOY yeah so Kaveh can't handle spicy food, y'all bullied Alhaitham and Kaveh is the Problem here

I'm talking a lot about Alhaitham, but Kaveh doesn't! He has the two voicelines and then alludes to him a couple times, but not by name or as "my roommate". Kaveh may be living in Alhaitham's voicelines rent free but Kaveh seems really uh... Too emotional to talk about it (for the separate post)

I gotta go through the Beidou voicelines cos he brings up alcohol A LOT

Oh yeah Candace yet again doesn't have a voiceline about her. didn't expect it but damn she's going for a record

Overall I think Kaveh needs a hug.

[erabu-san]

Fungus witch, RedRidingHood the Monster hunter and silver werewolf

[venti-death-watch]

arlecchino & venti may both have their own personal views on freedom, but they’re absolutely not the same. idk why i keep seeing people saying they’re so similar

venti’s ideal of freedom isn’t an earned freedom in the way arle’s is. i keep seeing people say it is, but. he wasn’t the one over them? he was support. they decided they wanted freedom on their own, and fought for it. then he chose not to rule over them because they didn’t want him as a ruler like that and wanted to make their own decisions. he’ll help them whenever they’re having trouble, but ultimately, they’re deciding what they want for themselves and doing it. he’s just there to help

arlecchino actively keeps the house of hearth kids in the house and doesn’t let them leave in pain of death/painful memory removal. she may talk about freedom, but she’s also making them decide between potential death via her blade or potential death via the memory stuff if they want to leave. she’s the one actively deciding what freedom means for them, and deciding that they need to fight & be strong for it. yeah, she says she likes conviction over strength, but that’s only true like, ideologically. she let the trio off because she’s interested in their development and wants to see where lyney takes the house. she still makes them fight for their choices/potential freedoms

neither of them are bad characters or anything, and quite honestly i prefer arle being morally darker than the others. it has much better storyline follow through than ei’s. but whyyyy are you trying to defang her. she’s more fun this way

[walmart-miku]

now that I've finished the Fontaine archon quest I need hydro fam shenanigans.

This is the vibe in the hydro fam. You got neuvillette babysitting a bunch of unhinged children.

And before you come for me about barbara, barb is one incident away from being completely unhinged. My girl is barely holding it together. And nilou is unhinged, shes just good at hiding it. Girl was ready to go to jail in the sumeru quest.

Headcannons under the cut

Furina, barb, and nilou do shows together I take no criticism about this. Xingqiu wrote the shows. Neuvillette and childe fund it.

Xingqiu needs to be put in Fontaine. My boy is literally FAMOUS over there. (On a side note, love how every hydro character is famous. Only exception here is yelan but that's cus she's an undercover agent.)

Furina, xingqiu, and barb would get along like a house on fire. You got 3 art kids together, 1 that can get away with stuff, 1 that's smart, and 1 that keeps the shenanigans from getting too big and getting them into trouble. It is a weekly occurrence that neuvillette gets a call telling him his kids went and did some shit again and he's gotta clean it up.

Also childe. He's like that cool cousin that shows up at your door randomly and is involved in a lot of shady shit, but they can't complain cus childe brings xingqiu all of these rare books and makes sure he comes to all of furina and barbs performances and reads monas astrology column in the steambird every morning.

Barb makes coffee every morning for mona and makes sure mona has a balanced diet.

They have weekly tea time. Everyone shows up. No one misses it. Sometimes wrio is invited.

kokomi and xingqiu can talk for hours about anything. Books, strategy, anything. No one understands what they're talking about. Except for ayato but that's only when it's about strategy

Barbara and sigwinne will also talk about medicine for hours and it's even more difficult to understand those conversations

ayato will spawn randomly, hand someone bubble tea and then disappear. It's his way of saying I love you.

He also jumps jumpscares everyone a lot. Not intentionally but just bc someone runs into him and they haven't seen ayato in a few days and he's got Gucci eyebags and looks ready to fight the Raiden shogun. Also because he's just really quiet when he moves. You don't notice his presence unless he wants you too.

All of the adults spoil furina, xingqiu, and barb rotten. Mona tries her best.

None if them like Jean. They think that Jean doesn't deserve Barb after everything but if barb wants to have a relationship with her then they won't do anything.

Candace has fought off a crowd of crazy fans before. She will do it again.

Candace and childe fight once a month. "To see who deserves a name that starts with C" childe says. The matches always end in a draw.

Neuvillette is a better dad then all of their canon fathers.

Barbara will start singing randomly and nilou will start dancing

[moraxsthrone]

OMG LOLOLOL i love your evil, ever-kaeya loving self!

You can’t just leave dilf shit in my ask box then run off laughing like it’s all fun and games.

and i regret absolutely NOTHING <33

[pettyrgeo]

Rejection, Part 2.

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