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Hey. Shakes you by the shoulders. DCxDP where Eobard Thawne is Danny’s cool distant “uncle” that he never sees but always sends in the coolest gifts for the holidays.
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Danny had grown used to seeing people injured at a surprisingly young age.
He wasn’t injured on the regular, or witness to some sort of extraordinary amount of violence; his parents’ lab was just… very volatile, and they were unprofessionally lax on safety measures on the best of days.
As such, when he saw an unconscious, incredibly injured man wearing some sort of superhero suit in their backyard in the early hours of the morning (he had gotten up to get a glass of water when he heard a thump outside), he didn’t panic, as any young child should have in his situation.
No. Instead, Danny dragged the man inside (with considerable difficulty; despite how thin he was, he was heavy), treated his wounds as best he could (it’s difficult for a child younger than 10 to do stitches, you understand), put a blanket over the man, and went back to bed.
After losing a fight to the Flash and passing out in a random suburban lawn, the last thing Eobard was expecting to wake up to was a small child sitting on the floor in front of him, noisily eating a bowl of cereal.
(He had thought, maybe he would have been found by the Flash and brought to some Justice League holding cell. Or, found by a civilian, and brought to the police. Perhaps, in his feverish state, he had remembered the prison he ended up in from his time, with their brands and chemicals and torturous therapies.)
For some unknown reason, this child had found him, not recognized him as the monster he is (perhaps due to the boy’s age), and helped him—even if his healing factor would have fixed him eventually, having all his parts in the right order certainly sped up the process.
Usually he wouldn’t care for civilians. He’d killed enough that he’d lost count what felt like an eternity ago—and yet, somehow, he felt indebted to this boy. This boy, who had helped him so selflessly, who was so entirely clueless to the evil right in front of him.
This boy, who was all alone in an empty house, whose sister was away, whose parents had gone on a trip and left him behind.
(It didn’t matter the explanation the boy gave for it, Eobard’s mind whispered to itself regardless. Kin. Like calling to like.)
And so, he worked hard to free himself from this debt he had incurred.
He traveled through time, working his way into the family whilst posing as a distant relative. It was remarkably easy; the Fentons didn’t have an incredible memory of their relatives; all he had to do was forge a few papers and mention a few people and he was now “Uncle Eo”.
It was, however, taxing on the mind. These people were absurdly friendly, not to mention talkative. The effort had become a multi-year operation, popping in every now and then for large family gatherings and home visits.
It felt… nice, to be wanted for once. To be noticed in his absence for more than just his status.
To be liked.
He made sure to send the boy a gift on the right holidays, as well as on his birthdays. With his skillset, it wasn’t too difficult to follow him around and see what he liked and wanted. It also wasn’t difficult to spy in when he opened them, to ensure that he had done an acceptable job.
Of course, he couldn’t let this sort of thing cut into his time spent fighting the Flash, so he wasn’t too present. The last thing he wanted was to drag trouble into the boy’s life from his presence.
But then, it happened.
He found out that this boy, and the one known in his time as Phantom, were one and the same.
It was, as a historian, thrilling.
It was, as a villain, horrifying.
In all his travels, he had never intended to involve himself with that mysterious being which shadowed the Justice League. That ghost with the power, in some timelines, to bring about the end of all things.
Of course, he was also capable of doing that, but it isn’t exactly fun to meet someone who’s powers are a match for your own.
Especially if you couldn’t find it in yourself to end him, should he make himself your enemy.
Still, he had a debt to repay, and a boy to look after.
He delivered things to the boy’s room to help him; tactical gloves, a lightweight protective suit, weapons and equipment. All uncredited, since the boy seemed to value the idea of a secret identity.
He took it upon himself to shift the odds in his favor a few times, even; making faster-than-light adjustments to the boy and his combatants during fights to shift the odds in his favor.
Somewhere along the years, he had formed some sort of odd affection for the boy, if he was capable of doing so at all.
And so, when that ghost-boy sought his Uncle Eo out all the way in Central City, carved open and scarred, a distant look in his eyes, he took him in without a second thought.
He would protect this boy, who once had protected him.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dcxdp crossover#yeah I know Eo probably comes off as creepy and that’s because he is. sorry#he does genuinely care! he’s just actually unwell and has an unnerving way of showing it#this is what affection looks like to him. extreme stalking followed up by kindness related to said stalking#the flash finding out eo has essentially domesticated himself by caring for a child: hey. what#‘very happy you’re doing this! but. um. what’#I think eobard would find out about Dani and take it very normally#and not be insane about the genetically altered child who was cast aside for being imperfect#I think he would take that situation very well#flash and eo fighting before an alarm goes off on Eo’s suit and he just goes ‘hey I have to pick up the kid from school.’#‘we can finish this later’ and speeds off while flash malfunctions because HUH WHUH#WHAT FUCKING KID. YOU HAVE A KID?? ITS YOURS???? DID YOU STEAL IT#anyways dani and eobard duo should be called planned obsolescence#idk what danny and eobard duo would be called sorry
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The reason Conner Kent and Tim Drake make such a cute couple is because Tim is a freak and Conner just vibes with it. Tim might be a whacko that occasionally dabbles in stalking, who also has a habit of going absolute batshit crazy when someone he loves dies, and who’s also missing a spleen—but he’s Conner’s whacko so it’s totally fine.
#and you know Kon’s like so proud of him too#like hell he at family dinner with Kent’s and say like wow my boyfriend tried to genetically replicate me in a lab isn’t he smart#or he’ll be talking to clark and be like yeah by bf once brought down a global assassin organization and killed thousands isn’t he the best#everyone else is like so caught off guard by how legitimately insane Tim can be but Kon just thinks he’s rad#dc#dc comics#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake#tim drake x conner kent#Red Robin#Red Robin x superboy#Red Robin comics#justice league
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The existence of Ratio's vertical pupils indicate that his species evolved as potentially apex ambush predators, while Aventurine's more diamond-shaped pupils suggest Avgins occupied a middle rung of the Sigonian food chain, with divided need to both track prey and maintain wide-angle vision to identify predatory threats. In this essay, I will--
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#2am shitpost coming atcha#but I do actually think one of the funniest things about Honkai Star Rail#that just never gets acknowledged#is that just about everyone comes from a different planet#with a long enough history that even if they were all initially human#they would have successfully genetically diversified into separate species#like every ship in Star Rail is an inter-species romance#and actually sitting down to think about the genetic science#behind some of these character design choices#makes it all ridiculously funny#catch Dr. Ratio back on his home planet lurking in the bushes#using that insane depth perception to slingshot his dinner into submission#😂😂😂#everything is funny if you apply too much logic to it
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“HE’LL PAINT YOUR ASS LIKE A REMBRANDT!”
— repo! the genetic opera + girl at a window, aristotle with a bust of homer, slaughtered ox, christ appearing to mary magdalene, danaë, the stoning of saint stephen, and a weeping woman
#mine#repo#repo! the genetic opera#repo!tgo#shilo wallace#nathan wallace#amber sweet#pavi largo#luigi largo#rotti largo#the graverobber#blind mag#web weaving#web weave#baroque art#rembrandt#classical art#rip rembrandt you would have loved pavi largo comparing literal murder to your paintings#this is the most insane thing i have ever made but . the idea wouldnt leave my head. i had to
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I think black and brown fate fans should be allowed to beat nasu with hammers when he does his eugenics rants
#fgo#fate grand order#from 'black people don't exist' hoyo or 'black people are just genetically modified or burnt white/pale people' nasu#this shit is so annoying like can someone clock him already it's insane#even the fucking panty and stocking studio at least listened tf is nasu's excuse#*studio trigger im just mad rn#and tired really i can only laugh
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god bless mr and mrs lee and may they live in eternal harmony
#nct#nct dream#nct 127#nctinc#mark lee#mark#nct mark#mklnet#the genetics are insane#i love this man#ONE CHANCE PLEASE
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NAGAITIS: “In terms of character preparation, it evolved. The filming was on for about seven months, so it evolved and went on... But mostly, it was reading a lot of Jean Genet... I read certain things that kept me in a place that I needed to be. Jean Genet was a big thing to read, in terms of preparation. I ended up getting a bit obsessed with that, stayed with him for awhile.” -- Adam Nagaitis interview with AssignmentX
Our Lady of the Flowers, Jean Genet + The Terror (AMC)
#i love love vloe this freak bitch soooo much adam nagaitis id do anything for you........ based on jean genet hes insane hes incredible etc#the terror#the terror amc#theterroredit#my edits#cornelius hickey
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Kind of insane she got away with her behavior in a kids book
#not that insane considering erin hunters track record though. everyday i mourn snowkit#i make her tortie for genetic reasons mostly. makes blossomfall actually possible but also i just like silver torbies#anyways ill take any excuse i can to draw fat cat. i really like the eyes i give her#working on various designs for various things. shes for a pmv that will (hopefully) be out by the 14th. she doesnt feature prominently lmao#my art#warrior cats#my designs#millie wc#thunderclan#kittypet
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So, I was talking about what optic colour would a Nuzi kid would have and well... I ran into a snag that I have no idea what to do with
Let me explain the following reason. We know that Khan has white eyes and Nori has purple. Uzi also have purple, assuming the process of having a drone baby is the same as actual genetics, Uzi's optic code would probably look like this.
And following the genetics idea, her optic coding would probably be
So, the snag, it's N. I say this because his eyes back at the mansion were white, but they're yellow as a Disassembly Drone but that's most likely because of the Solver.
So, what would his code look like then? I only have two ideas on this.
A: The Solver re-writes Disassembly Drones optics to be yellow
B: The Solver just adds the yellow, ignoring the default white optic coding
(Let's go for 50/50 for simplicity. Really, the percentage could be any number)
So, If we follow idea A. The kids code could look like this:
But if we go for idea B, it might look like this:
Moral of this? I have gone insane and need to go to bed
#Your local artist has gone insane#murder drones#nuzi#biscuitbites#nuzi murder drones#murder drones n x uzi#murder drones nuzi#Robo genetics
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My favourite movie genre is films I can never suggest to anyone or talk about in public
#All of these for very different reasons#I will either look genuinely insane#Or like the most pretentious loser ever#Electric dreams#electric dreams 1984#i'm thinking of ending things#2001 a space odyssey#repo! the genetic opera#repo!tgo#Les' rambling
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that patrick bateman couple who keep getting profiled in the news for biohacking pregnancy are going to be murdered by their 10 children someday I know it
#you spend all that time and all that money to make genetically perfect offspring but in the end they're being raised by two insane people#so all you get is a platoon of super soldiers who all lose their minds by adulthood
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Is this an alternate universe...?


...or a dream...?

...or maybe...

...the future?

This is, of course, non canon. For now. Or maybe forever. I've just reallyyyy wanted to do this for a long time. And she totally melts my heart. Because I couldn't resist, I've aged her up too, and she's so pretty....
Oh, and p.s., if you haven't zoomed in on that face yet, you really should! 🩷
#non canon#look at her!!!#I love TS3 genetics#what's that? you're asking if I decorated an entire house for these seven pictures?#don't be silly#of course not#that would be insane#I decorated half a house for these seven pictures#what do you mean “that's just as insane?”#ts3#sims 3#the sims 3#sadie stevens#james wyler#little girl who's not nameless#but whose name I'm keeping under wraps just in case this does become a real part of the story one day#not saying it will#but it might
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in my mind palace bachira and nagi have the biggest cocks in blue lock
#you don’t expect it from either of them but for different reasons#obv bachira isn’t a big guy…he’s very average. so you’re shocked that he has a monster in his pants#as for nagi…nagi’s very tall and while he’s def fit he’s more lean#and i guess it’s his (often) nonchalant disposition but he doesn’t carry himself like a guy w a big dick#it’s not a big deal to him?????? like. he doesn’t rly care abt dick measuring contests#it’s kinda like his soccer skills; he’s just genetically hashtag blessed#i also think unfortunately for you that he’s really really good with it#he’s a wild card in bed to me. you don’t think he’d be as intense as he is#something something genius monster on the field genius monster in bed#ofc bachira is also insane in bed and can wield his dick like a weapon but then again he’s more outwardly Freaky#this may be an unpopular opinion and i must admit i am biased against barou but even still i think bachira and nagi have the biggest dicks.#don’t even get me started about how much of a size queen reo is jfbdjksjdsksks#btw this isn’t me calling anyone else’s dick small i just think they both have the whole hog in their pants nod nod nod#nyeah#*chokes and dies*#— musings#— blue lock#— bachira meguru#— nagi seishiro
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Oh? Oliver??? Would ljke? Repo! The genetic opera? Heh.... I get.. It.... 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐭
#dialtown#dialtown phone dating sim#dialtown oliver#oliver swift#oliver dialtown#repo! the genetic opera#im going insane here.
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I think it’s cute if lemongrab can go to wizard city, like the wall lets him in and he's never thought about it before or questioned it, but he doesn’t really exactly grok that he’s A Wizard
he knows that he doesn’t get in trouble for going there, but he knows that some people do. which is kind of a big deal for him
#adventure time#wizard city#<- cuz larry#lemongrab#larry#digital#being a wizard is really more of a molecular thing than an education/trained-in thing#you’re deeply sad and mad and magic glued itself onto your cells bc of it? OK! the wall will let you in#you’re genetically predisposed to magic and also it’s tearing you apart mentally to be able to see the spirit realm and stuff?#OK! the wall will let you in#the wall clearly isn’t trained on each specific wizard. because there’s a SCHOOL OF NEW UNTRAINED CHILDREN#who could all get in. unless they all had to go to an early orientation to teach the wall their voice so they could enter the city#insane.#wc and its population of baby wizards is a menace to ME SPECIFICALLY#okay wow that was all unrelated.#i do think lemongrab would have a problem with the password.#some kindly wizard would be like oh sure young lad password's 'wizards rule' and lg would be like Excuse Me.#wizards rule WHAT. (wall disappears)#and the other guy'd be like well like they just rule in general. dont you agree. raises eyebrow. ahem. young wizard.#and lg would be like ummm i think they need to earn that kind of respeckt. >:/#he begrudgingly agrees it's OK because they 'rule' the city. so technically it is correct. but he has middling problems with it#as a guy who cares about saying correct statements and being precise
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don't mess with the aroace ten shooters there's like 8 of us and david tennant
#watched the full in context clip of him saying that the doctor is ace and him describing it as like#'i can't help it if the ladies of the universe are flinging themselves at me'. 'it's just part of the job. i have to-'#and also 'it was a genetic transfer once. either that or these women can't quite help themselves. i dont know'#its so fucking . ahglkjehglkjah. DONT worry david i am losing the battle and dying on the hill with you.#it is good to know ten actually is evilly aroace coded on purpose and it wasn't just me being insane#dr who#aspec doc tag#david tennant#10 era
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