#drives me INSANE

[alexandritefang]

There's that specificity about phonetics that turns me on: when a sub is so pussydrunk that they stop some vowel's pronunciation because any open sound will scape those lips as moans. So you got a needy babbling like "S'gOOd—! Lemm'c~mm! Pls, plsss."

[konigsblog]

MDNI. photo credit @ave661 — warnings: tentacle fucking, breeding kink, eldritch horror könig. 🐙

eldritch!könig who's very overprotective and easily jealous. he see's you talking to other sea god's, one's he'd forbid you from seeing in fear they'd flirt with you — or worse, take you with them.

so when he see's you over there, sitting by the shore, the sand beneath your toes and speaking to an ancient, powerful sea god, he feels his blood boiling. he drags you back from them, chanting out something incoherent and pushing you down against the sand in a cave.

sliding his thick, wet tentacles into you and forcing you to maintain eye contact and mutter his name through breathless moans. his eyes don't leave you; they're filled with red, an angry red as he continues to bury a thick, hard tentacle into your poor hole. he lives for your whines and mewls and how you beg him to cum, how you're under his control, under his gaze.

eldritch!könig who, oh so desperately, wishes to fill you with his babies. he's so possessive of you; his prized possession. putting a child in your stomach would scare off any other sea god's and creatures who got too close for his liking.

it takes a lot of convincing, but he has you breathless and panting for hours as he continues to slide each of his eight tentacles into you. he slides he first inside, letting it thrust in and out of your used pussy till he's satisfied and his suckers are drooling out potent, murky fluids. a substance staining your inner walls.

then, he pulls out, bringing it to your mouth to suck on and stiffle your needy sounds as he rubs another tentacle against your sensitive, overstimulated clit. his sweetheart beneath him just begging to cum. you're making yourself a mess, those glistening tears and puffy lips...

he eases one inside before pulling away, your eldritch using your body for his own pleasure until the sun rises over the horizon. that golden glow over your body, and those precious tits. he couldn't help himself from toying and playing with them, preparing you to take his cock instead this time.

and, he's so ruthless with you. yet, his words are so loving that you're a babbling mess by the time he's finished. slapping his thick, heavy shaft against your stomach and kissing your lips softly before easing the tip inside, fully pushing himself in and groaning out a string of german curses as you tighten around him.

there's no stopping till he's completely satisfied and laying beside you wth his seed still oozing out your sloppy pussy. he'll push a tentacle inside and plug you, keep you safe and full beside him.

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reblogs and comments appreciated.

[rob1ns]

Jason Todd: rightfully angry in situations where anyone in his shoes would be at least a little pissed off

Everyone: lol the angry robin!!!

[lezarus]

biggest ick when im reading fic is when ppl make up a nickname that never gets used in canon like he would NOT fucking say THAAAAT

[kacievvbbbb]

I imagine the after Mihawk’s first duel with Shanks (being both older and vastly more experienced ) he beats him pretty effortlessly but Shanks is an interesting opponent and he can see the strength he will eventually grow into. So when it’s all said and done and Shanks’ lies, defeated, at his feet, red in the face but still smiling. Mihawk, haunting as ever, stares down with unnatural gold eyes and tells him;

“Get stronger, Challenge me again”

And Shanks does.

And I wonder if when it’s all said and done, and Zoro and Mihawk have their fated match up. When Zoro looks down at the pinnacle of everything he wanted to achieve; This god turned mentor turned man, defeated at his feet. I wonder if he’ll remember what Mihawk was like; powerful and bored, and decide he doesn’t want to end up like that. Maybe he’s taken a little too much from his captain, but I wonder if he’ll look down at Mihawk and demand;

“Get stronger, Challenge me again”

I imagine Mihawk would be shocked to hear those words echoing all the way back from boyhood to haunt him at what should be his final moments.

But I wonder how he’d react after the shock. Would he be angry that Zoro didn’t take his life along with his title , outraged at the perceived disrespect. Or maybe some part of him might be happy that this isn’t the end, that he has a dream to channel all his restless energy towards again. Or maybe he’d just be proud, after-all this is the boy he bet it all on, and he’s done it. His student has become the master, the unquestioned greatest.

I don’t really know which I prefer.

But I do think that no matter what, just like Shanks probably did all those years ago, he’d laugh.

Because Mihawk’s never not been excited by a challenge. And when’s the last time he felt the blood boiling in his veins with something to prove.

And so he does.

[saaraofthesand]

my biggest, pettiest nitpick about satosugu family aus is people incorrectly making nanako and mimiko younger than megumi instead of older (same age as the second years/tsumiki) like they are in canon

[andr0nap-wf]

god i love arthur, hes such a failguy. absolute flop of a man

[shonenvillain]

i swear horikoshi must not like or interact with kids or their caretakers like ever. not a single adult in mha gives a damn about their students/mentees/children more than like a pet goldfish, they're keeping these kids alive technically but no further thought is given to their development or emotional wellbeing and its not just the adults we're told are abusive is the ones we're told are praise worthy as well!

none of the teachers teach, none of the mentors impart any wisdom that helps these kids in the future, their parents are set dressing or talk down to them or beat them, heroes put them on the front lines before any of them are ready ahead of new graduates third years or second years, etc etc

please i dont think he knows that eraser is written as a shitty teacher or that all might is grooming midoriya or that mitsuki is gaslighting and victim blaming her son. he barely knows that endeavor abuses his kids and i think he's forgotten that neglect is abuse.

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

yes I knew this because Total Eclipse of the Heart is an insane song

fucking rips tho

[aelswiths]

My 🥰Emotional Support Family 🥰 in 2x03

[pleasedontfindthis63]

The urge to post bodychecks but then I remember I’m not even fucking thin so what’s the point

[kyouka-supremacy]

Read a fic where Yosano reached for a scalpel out of reflex when caught off guard and now I can't stop thinking about the ways Mori's mannerism is always going to be impressed on her, even without Yosano herself realizing.

[holdonletmeoverthinkthiss]

I don’t like her like that but if I had date someone I would date her.

[strictlycomedancers]

stop! judging! celebs! on! the! choreo!

[cxanthos]

The genius of both Coryo's and Sejanus's mother's names never being revealed. They're just 'his mother' and 'Ma' respectively.

The parallel of how Katniss's mom's name was also never revealed.

Suzanne Collins you grief havoc having genius.

[laquilasse]

As a 5Ds stan, I'm obliged to ask-

Do you plan on watching 5Ds? Because I highly, highly recommend it. Literally the peak of Yu-Gi-Oh insanity.

The 4kids dub was never completed, but I actually found the sub even funnier just from how much wilder the tonal whiplash gets lmao

(Jokes aside, the character interactions are very fun, the setting is refreshing and genuinely interesting, and it's just fun to see what happens in like the 40+ years since the end of the original)

I actually just started 5D’s! I’m finding the dub a little. Hard to watch. ONLY A LITTLE just mostly because I cannot separate Yusei’s dub voice from Tristan 😭 and I’m not. A Tristan fan. but I switched to sub for a few episodes and I really appreciate Yusei being a quieter character. They try and ham him up in the dub which doesn’t sit right with me, I like his silent intensity. He doesn’t say anything unless he needs to, he’s just kinda doing his own thing. And him being a mechanic is really fun and I love how that shows just subtly in his design. I think I would have been annoyed if he had like a giant belt of tools on him all the time in addition to the mechanic gloves.

That said I’m excited for this to pick up a bit, I’m still pretty early on (we just learned about the Aztec connection) and I want to see why people like it so much.