#drives me INSANE

[konigsblog]

MDNI. photo credit @ave661 — warnings: tentacle fucking, breeding kink, eldritch horror könig. 🐙

eldritch!könig who's very overprotective and easily jealous. he see's you talking to other sea god's, one's he'd forbid you from seeing in fear they'd flirt with you — or worse, take you with them.

so when he see's you over there, sitting by the shore, the sand beneath your toes and speaking to an ancient, powerful sea god, he feels his blood boiling. he drags you back from them, chanting out something incoherent and pushing you down against the sand in a cave.

sliding his thick, wet tentacles into you and forcing you to maintain eye contact and mutter his name through breathless moans. his eyes don't leave you; they're filled with red, an angry red as he continues to bury a thick, hard tentacle into your poor hole. he lives for your whines and mewls and how you beg him to cum, how you're under his control, under his gaze.

eldritch!könig who, oh so desperately, wishes to fill you with his babies. he's so possessive of you; his prized possession. putting a child in your stomach would scare off any other sea god's and creatures who got too close for his liking.

it takes a lot of convincing, but he has you breathless and panting for hours as he continues to slide each of his eight tentacles into you. he slides he first inside, letting it thrust in and out of your used pussy till he's satisfied and his suckers are drooling out potent, murky fluids. a substance staining your inner walls.

then, he pulls out, bringing it to your mouth to suck on and stiffle your needy sounds as he rubs another tentacle against your sensitive, overstimulated clit. his sweetheart beneath him just begging to cum. you're making yourself a mess, those glistening tears and puffy lips...

he eases one inside before pulling away, your eldritch using your body for his own pleasure until the sun rises over the horizon. that golden glow over your body, and those precious tits. he couldn't help himself from toying and playing with them, preparing you to take his cock instead this time.

and, he's so ruthless with you. yet, his words are so loving that you're a babbling mess by the time he's finished. slapping his thick, heavy shaft against your stomach and kissing your lips softly before easing the tip inside, fully pushing himself in and groaning out a string of german curses as you tighten around him.

there's no stopping till he's completely satisfied and laying beside you wth his seed still oozing out your sloppy pussy. he'll push a tentacle inside and plug you, keep you safe and full beside him.

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reblogs and comments appreciated.

[rob1ns]

Jason Todd: rightfully angry in situations where anyone in his shoes would be at least a little pissed off

Everyone: lol the angry robin!!!

[feralo14]

i wish f1 was less drama and more vroom vroom

[lezarus]

biggest ick when im reading fic is when ppl make up a nickname that never gets used in canon like he would NOT fucking say THAAAAT

[kacievvbbbb]

I imagine the after Mihawk’s first duel with Shanks (being both older and vastly more experienced ) he beats him pretty effortlessly but Shanks is an interesting opponent and he can see the strength he will eventually grow into. So when it’s all said and done and Shanks’ lies, defeated, at his feet, red in the face but still smiling. Mihawk, haunting as ever, stares down with unnatural gold eyes and tells him;

“Get stronger, Challenge me again”

And Shanks does.

And I wonder if when it’s all said and done, and Zoro and Mihawk have their fated match up. When Zoro looks down at the pinnacle of everything he wanted to achieve; This god turned mentor turned man, defeated at his feet. I wonder if he’ll remember what Mihawk was like; powerful and bored, and decide he doesn’t want to end up like that. Maybe he’s taken a little too much from his captain, but I wonder if he’ll look down at Mihawk and demand;

“Get stronger, Challenge me again”

I imagine Mihawk would be shocked to hear those words echoing all the way back from boyhood to haunt him at what should be his final moments.

But I wonder how he’d react after the shock. Would he be angry that Zoro didn’t take his life along with his title , outraged at the perceived disrespect. Or maybe some part of him might be happy that this isn’t the end, that he has a dream to channel all his restless energy towards again. Or maybe he’d just be proud, after-all this is the boy he bet it all on, and he’s done it. His student has become the master, the unquestioned greatest.

I don’t really know which I prefer.

But I do think that no matter what, just like Shanks probably did all those years ago, he’d laugh.

Because Mihawk’s never not been excited by a challenge. And when’s the last time he felt the blood boiling in his veins with something to prove.

And so he does.

[saaraofthesand]

my biggest, pettiest nitpick about satosugu family aus is people incorrectly making nanako and mimiko younger than megumi instead of older (same age as the second years/tsumiki) like they are in canon

[shonenvillain]

i swear horikoshi must not like or interact with kids or their caretakers like ever. not a single adult in mha gives a damn about their students/mentees/children more than like a pet goldfish, they're keeping these kids alive technically but no further thought is given to their development or emotional wellbeing and its not just the adults we're told are abusive is the ones we're told are praise worthy as well!

none of the teachers teach, none of the mentors impart any wisdom that helps these kids in the future, their parents are set dressing or talk down to them or beat them, heroes put them on the front lines before any of them are ready ahead of new graduates third years or second years, etc etc

please i dont think he knows that eraser is written as a shitty teacher or that all might is grooming midoriya or that mitsuki is gaslighting and victim blaming her son. he barely knows that endeavor abuses his kids and i think he's forgotten that neglect is abuse.

[aelswiths]

My 🥰Emotional Support Family 🥰 in 2x03

[kyouka-supremacy]

Read a fic where Yosano reached for a scalpel out of reflex when caught off guard and now I can't stop thinking about the ways Mori's mannerism is always going to be impressed on her, even without Yosano herself realizing.

[strictlycomedancers]

stop! judging! celebs! on! the! choreo!

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

does it ever drive you insane?

[cxanthos]

The genius of both Coryo's and Sejanus's mother's names never being revealed. They're just 'his mother' and 'Ma' respectively.

The parallel of how Katniss's mom's name was also never revealed.

Suzanne Collins you grief havoc having genius.

[laquilasse]

As a 5Ds stan, I'm obliged to ask-

Do you plan on watching 5Ds? Because I highly, highly recommend it. Literally the peak of Yu-Gi-Oh insanity.

The 4kids dub was never completed, but I actually found the sub even funnier just from how much wilder the tonal whiplash gets lmao

(Jokes aside, the character interactions are very fun, the setting is refreshing and genuinely interesting, and it's just fun to see what happens in like the 40+ years since the end of the original)

I actually just started 5D’s! I’m finding the dub a little. Hard to watch. ONLY A LITTLE just mostly because I cannot separate Yusei’s dub voice from Tristan 😭 and I’m not. A Tristan fan. but I switched to sub for a few episodes and I really appreciate Yusei being a quieter character. They try and ham him up in the dub which doesn’t sit right with me, I like his silent intensity. He doesn’t say anything unless he needs to, he’s just kinda doing his own thing. And him being a mechanic is really fun and I love how that shows just subtly in his design. I think I would have been annoyed if he had like a giant belt of tools on him all the time in addition to the mechanic gloves.

That said I’m excited for this to pick up a bit, I’m still pretty early on (we just learned about the Aztec connection) and I want to see why people like it so much.

[deviousdevilx]

he looks like a sad kicked puppy

[yolowritter]

In Defense of Chloe Bourgeois Part 3: Why Thomas, WHY?

Hello everyone! In case it wasn't obvious by the title, this is a part 3 to this post right there! I'd sincerely recommend reading it since you'll need the context. Anyhow, moving right onto where I left off! Yes I copied the message too, it's 2am leave me alone.

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Mind you, I'm not saying that there shouldn't be one at all, but that Miracle Queen was absolutely not the right time to go for it. Assuming that Chloe's fall was planned from the start, then I'll admit that it was the right call from Astruc and Co. Why? Because Seasons 2 and 3 give us an excellent analysis of Chloe as a character, and a lot of time for her to try and acclimate herself to the new circumstances of actually belonging somewhere. But...they also don't provide Chloe with the oppurtunity to figure herself out that much. She's preoccupied with Akuma fights whenever she's Queen Bee, and doesn't get much time to actually talk to her would-be friends as herself, at least outside the context of beating up this week's fashion atrocity, courtesy of the local Butterfly Man. And to be honest? The only reason I don't love Miracle Queen as an episode is because Chloe's fall didn't get proper buildup. If Astruc had devoted time to show us what was happening, then I'd be head over heels for the sheer amount of potential doors this storyline was opening!

Unfortunately...Thomas decided to double down on a terrible writing mistake...with Queen Banana. Dear Nooroo, the sheer amount of hate I have for this episode is almost as bad as my seething rage for Ephemeral! I'll talk about that disasterous stew of rotten eggs and horrendous writing some other time, but Queen Banana nearly takes the cake for my least favorite episode in Season 4! Would you like to know why? Because I was inhaling one thousand cubic meters of copium when I predicted that Astruc would actually bother doing something worthwhile with Chloe! And I'll admit, I do see what they were going for here. Make Chloe as bad as possible to replace her with Zoe. But that just ended up undermining both of them so badly that it actually hurts me to watch Queen Banana and Sole Crusher! I honestly don't think it was 100% intentional to make it look like Zoe was her half-sister's replacement, but the fact that it even looks that way from what I believe to be a decently unbiased point of view...is a problem. Don't get me wrong, I love Zoe! She's amazing, and Season 5 made her even better! But her introduction was so poorly written that it feels that way.

And Thomas certainly didn't help matters with the way Chloe was portrayed in those episodes. People have said that "she was being nice to Zoe at the start" and that "Chloe was trying to help with the movie, she had a really cool idea!" and both of those are true, yes, but look at the way that she goes about it. Chloe cranks up her "Audrey-ness" from the 8.5 we see on a good day, to the 10 of Style Queen...to a good ol' 27. Mind you, this could have been very well done! It could have been made obvious that Chloe is intentionally falling back into old habits as a defense machanism or a way to cope by deluding herself into thinking she doesn't need anyone because she's a Bourgeois! Would have made for a wonderful plotline, especially since she broke off her and Adrien's friendship. If I recall correctly, he told her she's being unreasonable, which Chloe absolutely was the entire episode, at least in the way she went about interacting with people. Naturally, Chloe insists otherwise, and decides that she doesn't need him either! This would be a wonderful moment to have her cry in the limousine, or maybe we could have gotten a scene where she's regretting cutting him off in Sole Crusher! Even at some later point in the Season! It would have been great! It would have given Chloe proper depth and made the approach of her fall in Miracle Queen have actual consequence in regards to her character! It would have severely complicated Chloe's relationship with the now only positive influence in her life, Zoe!

Speaking of Zoe, there's a huge theme hanging between her and Andre about breaking cycles of abuse. I won't talk about it here since it fits into a future post, but there's already a lot of analysis posts out there, especially about their relationship, which I personally find fundementally flawed. Andre is in general a really shitty person who I don't think ever should gotten a redemption arc, especially one that amounts to "Oh well, the problem child (that I am responsible for failing to raise) is gone now, time to receive zero consequences and enjoy my life after being a corrupt politician for almost a decade!" Can you tell I do not like that by the way? Can you tell? I swear I am giving this man a downfall arc to end all downfalls in a fic one of these days...

Anyway, point is that Chloe and Zoe are both screwed over by their incredibly horrible parents! And to anyone who says "but Zoe isn't a bad person, she's just different", kindly think about why that is. Chloe spent her entire childhood begging for her mother's attention and then being taught how to bribe, extort, blackmail and bully people into submission by Andre. Which is canon by the way! Meanwhile Zoe spent a significant amount of time with Audrey, and therefore doesn't idolize the mom she never knew.

Now, I'm not going to speculate on Zoe's childhood, but it seems pretty logical that Zoe was at the very least witness to a frankly ludicrous amount of Audrey's "you're ridiculous, utterly ridiculous" moments, to the point where she's sick of it. Like c'mon, if you had anybody in your house firing their unpaid intern 27 consecutive times in the span of maybe an hour, you'd quickly get used to it, get annoyed by it, and then promptly decide the behavior isn't worth emulating. Especially if you're sick of their shit by that point, which we can logically Zoe is. Therefore, she doesn't act like Audrey. Considering Andre didn't know she existed, he never poisoned her with his slimy politician ways, Zoe's behavior is different from Chloe's. As an aside, she still does try to emulate her actions when she first arrives at Dupont, if only for a couple minutes. Zoe wants to fit in, and even if she doesn't like what Chloe does, she's willing to play the part at least for a moment to get close to her sister. Fits really well with her wanting to be an actress, so I wanted to highlight it!

Anyway, the point is that there is some great foundational material here! Regardless of whether or not Chloe "fell" in Miracle Queen, there's amazing potential for a proper conflict between these two! Because as a reminder, we deduced earlier that Chloe was jealous of Marinette because of the latter having what she didn't! Zoe presumably had Audrey's love (in Chloe's mind at least), hence she would treat her differently. Be it either with seething hatred or jealousy is up to whomever writes the story. Alternatively, Chloe could (in the scenario where Miracle Queen didn't happen) believe that Zoe is a similarly abusive situation as she, and we go from there for a plotline between the two. Irrespectively of which route they wanted or could have taken this, any potential for character development between these two is utterly ruined from the very moment they first interact on screen.

This because Chloe is now reduced to a one-dimensional "school bully" character, which would have made logical sense if the writers explained it as a self-defense mechanism, but without any context or exploration of her mental state post Season 3, it can only be seen as character regression, which is never a good idea! Not to mention that Lila Rossi exists specifically to fulfil the role of antagonist for Marinette's personal life now! I know as well as everyne else how much Lila gets ignored and underused in this show, but the fact that Thomas and Co. took time to forcefully shove Chloe back in a role that no longer fits her instead of using the villain they spent three Season Finales hanging in front of us like a carrot on a stick is ridiculous to me! Therefore, Chloe's entire character development, which I would have been completely fine with if anybody bothered to treat her downfall with even the minimum amount of respect it deserves, if solely from the perspective of not leaving a gaping plothole bigger than the cavern in Gabriel's basement in the middle of their storyline! I know I already brought up me having an aneurysm once because of these crappy writing decisions, but we are well past the point of a mental breakdown and headed directly to a freakin' heart attack!

Why? Why??? How do you even manage to disrespect your own character to the point where you ruin two villains simultaniously, and the new heroine you're introducing??? Thomas Astruc! Have you ever taken a Writing 101 class before? Do I need to borrow Nathalie's crossbow and force you into one? Yeah okay, we get you don't like Chloe, but I honestly cannot accept that her botched downfall would spiral into the utter butchering of two more characters with unlimited potential, one of whom is supposed to be the villainess for your protagonist's personal life and the new Hawkmoth! I am well aware that Thomas doesn't even know I exist, but the sheer amount of beef I have with this man solely for being incompetent it honestly starting to become too much! I'm sitting over here desperately trying to retcon and re-write his characters in my head to at least make logical sense! And he just adds even more steaming-hot garbage to the pile of inconsistency, insanity and bad writing decisions! Meanwhile, we're missing 100% of logical sense, character respect, or at the very least some kind of way for the audience to understand what you're trying to communicate! Just tell us in a twitter post at this point! Please, be clear with your writing!

Okay...I'm sorry, this post has gotten way too long. Ridiculously long. Including this paragraph, it's actually almost 7.5k words in total. Hence why I've split it into so many parts. I sincerely hope you got the point. To summarize, regardless of if Chloe was redeemed or not, there were incredible oppurtunities for storytelling, and Thomas missed the wide side of a barn with this one. If you ask me I can go into way more detail, and yes that's despite the 7.4 thousand words in this series of posts. Anyway, I am now going to cool off, and quite possibly (maybe) sleep. I'll see you all next time (when I wake up from my coma), but until then, Stay Miraculous everyone!

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[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

yes I knew this because Total Eclipse of the Heart is an insane song

fucking rips tho