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(To the tune of the opening theme) severance uquiz……🎵 I made a severance uquiz……….. 🎶

now we can finally find out which lumon employee we all are!

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Shoutout to "guys named William who freak out everybody around them just by existing." Got to be my favourite genre of character

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Every once in a while I remember that time mpreg was canon in fnaf and proceed to go through every stage of grief simultaneously

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I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

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The Dylans' conversation: a beautiful affirmation of both of their identities as whole people as well as an acknowledgement of them being intrinsically the same person.

The Marks' conversation: No YOU kill yourself!

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Imagine your entire life being nothing but perpetual band practice every single day. The one time in your life you're finally able to use the skills you've been cultivating for your entire existence, the people you're performing for stage a coup, lock your manager in a bathroom, and awaken class consciousness in you.

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Dylan's realizing that he was being cruel to Dylan G and is reaching out in reconciliation. Helly is starting to understand why Helena is Like That, which lays the foundation for them to build shared allegiance and goals (like killing their dad). Irving's like "damn maybe my innie was onto something with this love shit." meanwhile the two Marks are going to fight to the death in there

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I can’t stop cackling at Milchick’s weird sudden panic run away from Dylan. Mark chasing the lab tech woman away from the room he needs her to open with a gun and both of them screaming “FUCK YOU” “AHHH” back and forth. Emilie is the goat’s name. Awards show banter with an animatronic capable of microaggressions. Looney Tunes-ass show

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That moment when you're so deep into a piece of media that you become desensitized to the weirdness, and only realise how batshit insane it really is when you try to explain it to another person

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Mark Scout "the person you're seeing" vs. Mark S "the person I'm in love with." OH MY GOD

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The way everybody collectively goes 😬 when Mark S. acknowledges the fact their plan literally involves giving up the lives of every innie on the severed floor to save ONE person

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Did Devon and Cobel agree that having her stand upstairs in the MOST OMINOUS WAY PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE was the ideal approach??

"Yeah, go stand in this dark room illuminated by fire while glaring as if you're going to rip his head off. This'll definitely make Mark believe you're on our side!"

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how your depressed gentle handed colleauge who just lost his dad like a week ago but has been too busy curing the plauge to really process that looks at you when you tell him to give up on curing the plauge, hang out with you, and treat your depression instead (it was supposed to be a pickup line but between the autism and days without sleep on both sides it just came across as a cry for help)

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from a son of a military man to a boy that is too scared to hold a gun

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my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO

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I've been doing what I call Pathologic VR which is where I play Pathologic, but I have a mug full of shitty vodka and 4 newports in hand. Sometimes i also have a mug of hot black coffee.

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Me when someone said they headcanon eustice goes by “stacy” because “eustice is just such a weird name for a girl” hm no i dont think so