#gazroach

[yooo-lets-go]

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

[roachs-pet-roach]

Ghost doing this thing where he gets nightmares and his first instinct is to go check on his team (siblings, family, yk the drill)

(doing ghostsoap, Nik x Price, & gaz x roach for this one)

Johnny is first.

He’s usually found in the Lieutenants bed, sprawled across his chest.

Ghost lays there and makes sure he’s breathing.

Gary is next.

He can be found either in the common room, squished behind the couch somewhere, or in Gaz’s bed.

Gaz is next.

He sleeps like the dead, so Ghost has stopped knocking on his door.

He just opens it quietly and watches him breathe for a minute.

Gary’s usually there, squished between Gaz and the mattress.

Gary likes to be squished.

Price is last.

not out of him being Ghost’s least favorite, just out of the fact that Ghost can’t actually comprehend something getting price.

Yes, he worries, but it’s not a tangible fear like it is with the sergeants.

Price is usually in his office, working, relaxing, or that one time Nik brought Vodka as a suprise.

Price pretends not to notice Ghost when he peeks in

If Price isn’t in his office then he’s in his room, asleep.

Sometimes Nik is there, sprawled over him in the master chief death pose.

They’re all used to seeing their lieutenant in their doorway for a minute,

nobody says anything.

sometimes johnny goes with ghost if it was really bad

[sergeantwoods]

soap: *gets down on one knee* ghost: oh my god its happening soap: *falls over* ghost: the poisons finally kicking in

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soap: am i going too far? gaz: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

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price: i have ten blank notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions? soap: put spaghetti in it. price: im literally taking suggestions from anyone but you. gaz: put spaghetti in it. price: im currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. ghost: put spaghetti in it. price: im no longer taking suggestions.

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gaz: roach, i'm sad. roach: *holds out arms for a hug* its going to be okay. soap, watching them: ghost, im sad. ghost: mood

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soap: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!! gaz: oh yeah? you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD soap: im leaving you, and IM TAKING GHOST WITH ME price, picking up the monopoly board: i think we're going to stop playing now.

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soap: is stabbing someone immoral? gaz: not if they consent to it. ghost: depends on who you're stabbing. price: YES?!? --

soap: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. price: no, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! ghost: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self care is the fear in your enemies eyes !!!! gaz: lmao self care is me takin your birthday cake so i can just eat the frosting soap: if you touch my birthday cake i will eat your hands. -- soap: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice it? gaz: stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!! soap: you know what? that wasn't my point at all, but glad i could spread some inspiration.

[cod-dump]

“I’d die for you”

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Ghost: I’d die for you

Soap: Yea but you don’t actually have to die-

Ghost: Yes I do. How else will you know that I'm serious?

Soap: Please don’t die-

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Alex: I’d die for you

Farah: Well that’s a problem because I would also die for you

Alex: Ah… that is a problem… Well, how about this. Neither of us die and we instead live for each other

Farah: Commitment to life and each other? Kinky, I like it. Let’s do it

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Price: I’d die for you

Nik: I killed for you

Price: … Nik-

Nik: I’ve killed so many people for you already

Price: Oh my god-

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Gaz: I’d die for some pizza

Roach: I’d murder for some pizza

Gaz & Roach: *stare at each other*

Gaz: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Roach: Oh yea- Pizza date

Gaz: That… is not what I was thinking but I’m down

Roach: hell yea

[stoutguts]

Even though I'm a Ghoap/NikPrice/GazRoach enjoyer myself, I’mma just say—

PRICEGHOST AND SOAPGAZ ENJOYERS ARE BASED AS FUCK, AND I TIP MY HAT TO THE POLY141 AND ROACHGHOST/ROACHSOAP OR ROACHxSOAPxGHOST etc.

I see y’all, and I love you 😘

Please continue what you are doing, lesser known ships deserve more love fr

[nonsenseafterdark]

CoD Kinktober List

Feel free to use this list or refer to it to create your own prompts! I will mostly be focusing on ships that involve Roach in anyway, but feel free to recommend anything else too.

1 - Thigh riding

2 - Bondage/Shibari

3 - Vanilla

4 - Body Worship

5 - Drunk/High

6 - Car sex

7 - Threesome

8 - Aphrodisiac

9 - Edging

10 - Spanking

11 - Praise Kink

12 - Shower sex

13 - Aftercare

14 - Toys

15 - First time

16 - Masturbation

17 - Marking/Hickeys

18 - Cuckolding

19 - Overstimulation

20 - Creampie

21 - Phone sex

22 - Crying

23 - Fingering

24 - Drawing/Filming/Photographing

25 - Gear/Clothed sex

26 - Handjobs

27 - Double Penetration

28 - Rough Sex

29 - Face Sitting

30 - Voyeurism

31 - Free Space

See ya in less than a month ;-)

[baremueran]

But may I propose, Gaz and Roach? 🤍

no idea whether i got things right :)

[thejacketscloset]

Soap and Gaz are each others go-to person when they're feeling really down when on base for the longest time, and every single time they have the same solution to cheer each other up.

They always take a walk off base to a nearby convince store and get ""a little treat"". Of course, as they're walking they're being dumbasses and saying the strangest shit to get the other to laugh, and their ritual works well.

This also just so happens to be the times where they'll talk about whomever they may or may not be swooning over, Soap talks non stop about the mixed signals he gets from Ghost and how his crush is tearing him apart. Gaz lists all the ridiculous things that Roach got up to throughout the day and how hopelessly in love he keeps falls despite it all. Gaz is completely unhelpful with Soap's crush, so he decides to get some revenge.

Roach gets invited to their little snack run, and Soap has to hold in his laughter as he watches his best friend hopelessly swoon and panic throughout the night.

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Selectively mute Roach gets handed the aux cord.

Roach, who learned all his music from his Deaf and HoH friends who listen to it for the bass: *puts on the most vile, hardcore, punk-emo song about killing someone for pleasure*

Roach, signing: ‘SONG THIS’ ‘I LOVE’

Roach: *kicks his feet and bobs his head as a kid might, smiling slightly to the beat*

The rest of the 141: “what the fuck…”

[queermentaldisaster]

No but what about Gaz helping Roach take care of his burn scars? What about, when the nerves are acting up again, Gaz is right there to help Roach? What about Gaz helping Roach shower when he can't do it himself? Where is my soft and domestic Gazroach?

[yooo-lets-go]

Dear followers, today I offer you: this bullshit

Tomorrow: who knows

[roachs-pet-roach]

Ghoap & Gazroach

am I the only one who feels like gaz and soap probably get really bad seasonal depression?

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like idk i can just see Johnny getting quiet (for him cause that man is a YAPPER) and like not being as enthusiastic during the winter

like he likes christmas and all but there’s a lot of his downtime being spent under blankets on the bed while he doomscrolls

ghost spends a lot of time cuddling johnny and making sure he showers and eats

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I feel like Gaz always just feels off. Like he’s just… tired. All the time. Like he goes to training and missions and briefings and all the things

But the second he has free time?

That man is asleep on the couch or his room or Gary’s room buried in Gary’s hoodie.

Gaz doesn’t do much on his own once winter hits

He’s just always so tired

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this wasn’t articulated very well but i wanted to project 😘✌️

[sideroachblog]

KINKTOBER DAY 8 KAJCJSKDK

It's car sex (helicopter sex 🤫)

For those of you in the tags I frequent who are tired of my kink/goretober posts, you can blacklist 'tinyduckies kinktober 2024' and 'tinyduckies goretober 2024'

Thanks @nonsenseafterdark for the prompt list!!

Anyway. Have some GhoapRoachGaz. Ghost eats some trans!Roach pussy while the other two get handsy.

Words: 635 and they're ALL unedited <3

No TWs. Only the words pussy and t-dick are used to refer to Roach's anatomy. Sorry the sex scene isn't better written, I am so tired and I didn't have the energy to get super creative with it.

Also. @youredyingthatsallthereis because you mentioned wanting to be tagged in ghoaproach stuff 😅 hopefully you like a lil bonus gaz action!

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Ghost grinned and signed, ‘What’ll Nikolai do if he notices, anyway? Turn the helicopter around?’

BSL was handy to know when dealing with a noisy chopper.

Roach sat in his seat in the Black Hawk, sandwiched between Captain Soap and Gaz. His helmet straps hung unclipped, goggles stuffed in his rucksack, gaiter pulled down to his neck. He laughed nervously as the Lieutenant knelt between his feet, hands spreading his knees so that his legs touched the men on either side. Pretty blue eyes begged from under that stupid skull balaclava.

He glanced at Soap, a silent ‘is this okay?’

Soap smirked and threw an arm over his shoulder, leaning in to yell, “Well? Tell him what you want, lad!”

Gaz gave him a similar look in encouragement when they met eyes.

Ghost’s fingers found the fly of his fatigues. He went no further, waiting for permission. Then Roach nodded and his pants were down to his knees before he could even blink. The air was fucking freezing. Luckily, Soap and Gaz scooted closer to help with warm caresses on his bare skin.

The Lieutenant lifted the balaclava over his crooked hawk-like nose and planted a trail of kisses up Roach’s inner thigh, each one with more suction than the last, leaving pretty purple bruises. In order to do so he leaned over Roach’s pants at a silly angle—if he didn’t look so desperate to eat Roach out, it would be funny.

Roach gasped as Ghost reached his goal and began mouthing at Roach’s pussy. His mouth was warm even through the fabric. Wet. He started with short, sweet kisses before licking up over Roach’s t-dick with an open mouth and scorching hot breath. It elicited a moan from the Sergeant.

Gaz squeezed Roach’s leg. He didn’t hear the sound but definitely saw it. Definitely wanted to. Roach tilted his head to bonk their helmets, then his cheek was ambushed by Soap’s lips. The Captain grabbed his cheek and turned his head so they could make out. Then Ghost ripped his boxers off and a tongue was invading him on both ends. He cried out only for Soap to swallow it, pussy getting wetter by the second. His t-dick throbbed against Ghost’s upper lip as the Lieutenant tongue-fucked him as deep as possible. His pants seam protested as Ghost forced his legs open as far as possible, even considering how hard Roach’s legs tensed in pleasure.

Soap pulled away and forced his head towards Gaz. “Don’t let Garrick feel left out, Sanderson!”

With eyes half-lidded and a gaped, panting mouth, Roach met the other sergeant halfway to gnash their teeth together. He fisted Ghost’s balaclava to hold him in place with one hand, the other drifting to Gaz’s fly to pull the man out Soap licked at the crook of his neck from behind.

The pleasure between his legs grew and grew until his body shook. He squirted as he came on Ghost’s face but the man wasn’t phased. Didn’t pause for one second. It was nearly too much, but the man knew how to ride the line without overstimulating—he edged Roach to a second orgasm, only letting him finish after Gaz came, shooting powerful spurts that hit Roach’s face. Soap decided he looked better that way and stood to cover him with more, bracing with one leg on his seat as he slapped his cock on Roach’s face.

Only after all three were done did Ghost even consider taking himself out. He pulled Roach down in his seat so his ass hung off the side, leaning against the separation between the cab and passenger bay to grind on Roach’s soaked pussy. He slid up between Roach’s lips, their tips touching with every thrust, until he shot his load into Roach’s bush.

[cod-dump]

Cold

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Price: *in the lounge*

Nik: *walks in, bundled up*

Price: Cold outside?

Nik, smiling: Yea

Price: Why are you-? MOTHERFUCKER-

Graves: *snuck in through the kitchen and behind Price so he could stick his cold hands in Price’s shirt*

Price, jumping off the couch to get away from Graves: Phil- NIK NO-

(In the mess hall)

Gaz: -then Alejandro said- *stops what he’s doing*

Soap: What-? Oh-

Price: *runs past the mess hall doors screaming*

Nik & Graves: *run past after him cackling*

Gaz: Ah, cold hand attack

Soap: God I hate those

Ghost: *walks through the doors and heads straight for Soap, clearly having just come in from outside*

Soap: NO- STAY AWAY-

Ghost: *stops for a moment before he dramatically takes off his gloves and runs at Soap*

Soap: *falls out of his chair, scrambling off the floor before he runs* NO NO NO-

Gaz, watching Ghost chase Soap around the mess hall: Ah, sometimes it pays being single

Gaz: *eyes widen when he sees Roach standing in the door way, covered in fresh snowflakes and staring right at him*

Gaz: Oh fuck-

[stoutguts]

I am such a firm believer, that if Soap and Ghost are an item/boyfriends/husbands,—then Gaz is Soap’s bsf, while Roach is Ghost’s bsf. While, Roach and Gaz would be together, (at least in my mind, I love GazRoach).

Soap and Gaz are incredibly chaotic together and get into all kinds of trouble. Motherfuckers cannot take ANYTHING seriously. Drinking and smoking together, (often getting wasted or as high as a kite, which often leads to more shenanigans). Doing drinking games or showing off smoking tricks to each other. Starting shit with random people just cause they can, Kyle joining Johnny at the demolitions site and in blowing random stuff up around base, pulling moronic or downright despicable pranks on everyone on base just for laughs, or messing around at the range, making their own crude targets to shoot or knife. Maybe even a bit of vandalism, arson, or other stupid stuff when the two are off-duty together,—but don’t tell Price that. They especially like to prank Roach and Ghost and get under their skins. Price often separates them on missions, because he’s afraid that they’re going to royally fuck things up somehow, if they’re together. Constantly sending each other memes they think the other would find funny. Or brainrotted, almost incoherent conversations over text at 3 in the morning. Sending each other dumbass voice messages or notes of them screaming, singing, or doing impressions/horrible attempts at voice acting. They also like to dunk on and make fun of the other members of the 1-4-1, or gossip about them to each other. They just love to talk shit. They both always need to know latest scoop or bout of drama on base. Both have ADHD, and are constantly in need some form of stimulation. So, when hanging out in person (and when they’re not getting up to nefarious activities)—They’re listening to music (hard rock and metal or alternative rock (like Korn, Slipknot, Muse, Radiohead, System of a Down, etc) often times, but they also both love pop (particularly Britney Spears, Kesha, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry),—while also watching YouTube, (random video essays they find interesting or entertaining, old YouTube poops, or Moist Cr1TiKaL/penguinz0/Charlie’s videos),—while also showing each other memes on their phones, while Soap also may or may not be drawing, while Gaz also may or may not be writing, while also buying random shit they think is funny off of Amazon.

Ghost and Roach are just the types to play cards together, or maybe watch a movie, or play a board game. (They particularly like watching horror/thriller movies or rom-coms. They like Candy Land, Monopoly, Battleship, Life, and Clue in terms of board games. While, they’re favorite card games are Slapjack, Poker, and Go Fish. They also like playing Chess, Checkers, The Oregon Trail, Exploding Kittens, or Cards Against Humanity from time to time). (Both are extremely competitive, and will often get into petty fights, whether it’s a case of one or the other being a sore loser, or one accusing the other of cheating). Maybe even going out to a local Tesco’s together for a snack run or some fast food drive thru at 1am, or they’ll have a day at the mall, mostly window shopping around random stores or getting something to eat at the food court. (Both are heavily food motivated). Something low-key or chill is really always their go-to. The occasional sleepover. They love to do each other’s nails or hair, or attempt random makeup looks they’ve found on Instagram or something for shits and giggles. They’re also gaming buddies. They’ll play stuff like Minecraft, GTA, Sea of Thieves, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress 2, (some of Gary’s favorite games). Or they’ll play DND, Overwatch, or some first-person shooter game together (much to Simon’s delight). Roach will even just watch Ghost play rhythm games like Project Diva, Guitar Hero, or Geometry Dash—Or dark fantasy RPG games (Simon’s favorite genre of video games), like Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Skyrim, Elden Ring, or The Witcher. Lots of deep conversations, either over text or in person that’ll last for hours, (might end in one or the both of them crying, and hugging it out/comforting one another). They also often call each other just to check in, and just to hear each other’s voices when they’re apart or when they’re not together. Roach being like the only person Ghost feels comfortable opening up to, besides Johnny or Gary just being the person he’s closest to outside of it’s partner. To be fair, they bond by just being in each other’s presence/they just enjoy each other’s company. No words need to be spoken between them for them to have a good time.

It’s the best though when all 5 of them get together, (Soap, Ghost, Roach, Gaz, and Yuri), as it’s the perfect amount of chill and chaotic at the same time. Super Smash Bros, Mariokart, or Mario Party is always best with five players, after all.

Yuri being aroace, and his friends are all that he needs. He’s able to handle both the chaos and peace. Though Nikolai is his true best friend. The two going way back, and are brothers in arms through and through. Having met when Nik was still in the army. A good portion of it is that they’re bonded through shared trauma. They have a father and son sort of relationship (Nikolai being much older than Yuri), and care about each other deeply. In fact, they’d die for each other, they’re that close. They mostly keep in touch via text and phone calls (not by choice), but will meet up together at a bar or tavern every now and then.

Price and Laswell being best friends and also going way back, like before they even joined the army/CIA. Having met each other in high school. Price, Nik, Laswell, and her wife having dinner parties. Chatting about old times and catching up with one another every so often. They try to call to see how the others doing every now and then, though they much prefer seeing each other in person. Sometimes they’ll even go mini-golfing or bowling together as a double date kind of thing.

Also, Yuri is such a slept-on character. People forget about him/that he exists, and I wish he was appreciated more. :(

[spac3-pup]

i think cod comunity need less NSFW and K1nk and more SFW fanarts with cute (and not sexualized) ships. + not invalidate the history and characters personalities. I know they're adults and do adults stuff, but please lets keep it low?? it makes the fandom more safe :)