#gazroach

[yooo-lets-go]

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

[roachs-pet-roach]

Ghost doing this thing where he gets nightmares and his first instinct is to go check on his team (siblings, family, yk the drill)

(doing ghostsoap, Nik x Price, & gaz x roach for this one)

Johnny is first.

He’s usually found in the Lieutenants bed, sprawled across his chest.

Ghost lays there and makes sure he’s breathing.

Gary is next.

He can be found either in the common room, squished behind the couch somewhere, or in Gaz’s bed.

Gaz is next.

He sleeps like the dead, so Ghost has stopped knocking on his door.

He just opens it quietly and watches him breathe for a minute.

Gary’s usually there, squished between Gaz and the mattress.

Gary likes to be squished.

Price is last.

not out of him being Ghost’s least favorite, just out of the fact that Ghost can’t actually comprehend something getting price.

Yes, he worries, but it’s not a tangible fear like it is with the sergeants.

Price is usually in his office, working, relaxing, or that one time Nik brought Vodka as a suprise.

Price pretends not to notice Ghost when he peeks in

If Price isn’t in his office then he’s in his room, asleep.

Sometimes Nik is there, sprawled over him in the master chief death pose.

They’re all used to seeing their lieutenant in their doorway for a minute,

nobody says anything.

sometimes johnny goes with ghost if it was really bad

[sergeantwoods]

soap: *gets down on one knee* ghost: oh my god its happening soap: *falls over* ghost: the poisons finally kicking in

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soap: am i going too far? gaz: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

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price: i have ten blank notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions? soap: put spaghetti in it. price: im literally taking suggestions from anyone but you. gaz: put spaghetti in it. price: im currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. ghost: put spaghetti in it. price: im no longer taking suggestions.

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gaz: roach, i'm sad. roach: *holds out arms for a hug* its going to be okay. soap, watching them: ghost, im sad. ghost: mood

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soap: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!! gaz: oh yeah? you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD soap: im leaving you, and IM TAKING GHOST WITH ME price, picking up the monopoly board: i think we're going to stop playing now.

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soap: is stabbing someone immoral? gaz: not if they consent to it. ghost: depends on who you're stabbing. price: YES?!? --

soap: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. price: no, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! ghost: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self care is the fear in your enemies eyes !!!! gaz: lmao self care is me takin your birthday cake so i can just eat the frosting soap: if you touch my birthday cake i will eat your hands. -- soap: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice it? gaz: stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!! soap: you know what? that wasn't my point at all, but glad i could spread some inspiration.

[cod-dump]

“I’d die for you”

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Ghost: I’d die for you

Soap: Yea but you don’t actually have to die-

Ghost: Yes I do. How else will you know that I'm serious?

Soap: Please don’t die-

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Alex: I’d die for you

Farah: Well that’s a problem because I would also die for you

Alex: Ah… that is a problem… Well, how about this. Neither of us die and we instead live for each other

Farah: Commitment to life and each other? Kinky, I like it. Let’s do it

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Price: I’d die for you

Nik: I killed for you

Price: … Nik-

Nik: I’ve killed so many people for you already

Price: Oh my god-

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Gaz: I’d die for some pizza

Roach: I’d murder for some pizza

Gaz & Roach: *stare at each other*

Gaz: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Roach: Oh yea- Pizza date

Gaz: That… is not what I was thinking but I’m down

Roach: hell yea

[stoutguts]

Even though I'm a Ghoap/NikPrice/GazRoach enjoyer myself, I’mma just say—

PRICEGHOST AND SOAPGAZ ENJOYERS ARE BASED AS FUCK, AND I TIP MY HAT TO THE POLY141 AND ROACHGHOST/ROACHSOAP OR ROACHxSOAPxGHOST etc.

I see y’all, and I love you 😘

Please continue what you are doing, lesser known ships deserve more love fr

[nonsenseafterdark]

CoD Kinktober List

Feel free to use this list or refer to it to create your own prompts! I will mostly be focusing on ships that involve Roach in anyway, but feel free to recommend anything else too.

1 - Thigh riding

2 - Bondage/Shibari

3 - Vanilla

4 - Body Worship

5 - Drunk/High

6 - Car sex

7 - Threesome

8 - Aphrodisiac

9 - Edging

10 - Spanking

11 - Praise Kink

12 - Shower sex

13 - Aftercare

14 - Toys

15 - First time

16 - Masturbation

17 - Marking/Hickeys

18 - Cuckolding

19 - Overstimulation

20 - Creampie

21 - Phone sex

22 - Crying

23 - Fingering

24 - Drawing/Filming/Photographing

25 - Gear/Clothed sex

26 - Handjobs

27 - Double Penetration

28 - Rough Sex

29 - Face Sitting

30 - Voyeurism

31 - Free Space

See ya in less than a month ;-)

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ok i know there is a section of fandom for ghostroach

But if you give roach the little brother dynamic to him, and slap ghost's ass you get top tier nuisance roach comedy as he tries to wingman him into getting head from soap

Also Gaz and Roach fuck nasty

[baremueran]

But may I propose, Gaz and Roach? 🤍

no idea whether i got things right :)

[thejacketscloset]

Soap and Gaz are each others go-to person when they're feeling really down when on base for the longest time, and every single time they have the same solution to cheer each other up.

They always take a walk off base to a nearby convince store and get ""a little treat"". Of course, as they're walking they're being dumbasses and saying the strangest shit to get the other to laugh, and their ritual works well.

This also just so happens to be the times where they'll talk about whomever they may or may not be swooning over, Soap talks non stop about the mixed signals he gets from Ghost and how his crush is tearing him apart. Gaz lists all the ridiculous things that Roach got up to throughout the day and how hopelessly in love he keeps falls despite it all. Gaz is completely unhelpful with Soap's crush, so he decides to get some revenge.

Roach gets invited to their little snack run, and Soap has to hold in his laughter as he watches his best friend hopelessly swoon and panic throughout the night.

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Selectively mute Roach gets handed the aux cord.

Roach, who learned all his music from his Deaf and HoH friends who listen to it for the bass: *puts on the most vile, hardcore, punk-emo song about killing someone for pleasure*

Roach, signing: ‘SONG THIS’ ‘I LOVE’

Roach: *kicks his feet and bobs his head as a kid might, smiling slightly to the beat*

The rest of the 141: “what the fuck…”

[yooo-lets-go]

Dear followers, today I offer you: this bullshit

Tomorrow: who knows

[roachs-pet-roach]

Gazroach brainworms for this one

Gary has nightmares

Not often

but when they hit?

they hit him HARD

he’ll go a month or two and then one random tuesday night the stars align

and he wakes up screaming bloody murder

He’s woken up a quarter of the base on multiple occasions

Mainly because the man is so soft-spoken normally

its a shock to hear him scream.

Gaz almost jumped out of his skin when he heard Gary.

Gary thrashes

like he writhes abd kicks until Gaz can bring him back down to earth

There’s been a few occasions where Gaz has a bruise the next day from restraining him

There’s always frantic apologies from Gary once he realizes why Gaz has the bruise

Once he’s calmed down, Gary just goes limp

He just lets Gaz hold him and move him and cuddle him

he might be called roach because he’s physically hard to kill

but mentally?

the man is on the edge of going nonverbal and just staring.

once he comes back there’s usually some tears

lots of apologies

usually a few kisses

but almost never more sleep

@waywardsou2 you asked for more nightmare hcs so i gotchu <3

[queermentaldisaster]

No but what about Gaz helping Roach take care of his burn scars? What about, when the nerves are acting up again, Gaz is right there to help Roach? What about Gaz helping Roach shower when he can't do it himself? Where is my soft and domestic Gazroach?

[cod-dump]

Cold

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Price: *in the lounge*

Nik: *walks in, bundled up*

Price: Cold outside?

Nik, smiling: Yea

Price: Why are you-? MOTHERFUCKER-

Graves: *snuck in through the kitchen and behind Price so he could stick his cold hands in Price’s shirt*

Price, jumping off the couch to get away from Graves: Phil- NIK NO-

(In the mess hall)

Gaz: -then Alejandro said- *stops what he’s doing*

Soap: What-? Oh-

Price: *runs past the mess hall doors screaming*

Nik & Graves: *run past after him cackling*

Gaz: Ah, cold hand attack

Soap: God I hate those

Ghost: *walks through the doors and heads straight for Soap, clearly having just come in from outside*

Soap: NO- STAY AWAY-

Ghost: *stops for a moment before he dramatically takes off his gloves and runs at Soap*

Soap: *falls out of his chair, scrambling off the floor before he runs* NO NO NO-

Gaz, watching Ghost chase Soap around the mess hall: Ah, sometimes it pays being single

Gaz: *eyes widen when he sees Roach standing in the door way, covered in fresh snowflakes and staring right at him*

Gaz: Oh fuck-

[stoutguts]

I am such a firm believer, that if Soap and Ghost are an item/boyfriends/husbands,—then Gaz is Soap’s bsf, while Roach is Ghost’s bsf. While, Roach and Gaz would be together, (at least in my mind, I love GazRoach).

Soap and Gaz are incredibly chaotic together and get into all kinds of trouble. Motherfuckers cannot take ANYTHING seriously. Drinking and smoking together, (often getting wasted or as high as a kite, which often leads to more shenanigans). Doing drinking games or showing off smoking tricks to each other. Starting shit with random people just cause they can, Kyle joining Johnny at the demolitions site and in blowing random stuff up around base, pulling moronic or downright despicable pranks on everyone on base just for laughs, or messing around at the range, making their own crude targets to shoot or knife. Maybe even a bit of vandalism, arson, or other stupid stuff when the two are off-duty together,—but don’t tell Price that. They especially like to prank Roach and Ghost and get under their skins. Price often separates them on missions, because he’s afraid that they’re going to royally fuck things up somehow, if they’re together. Constantly sending each other memes they think the other would find funny. Or brainrotted, almost incoherent conversations over text at 3 in the morning. Sending each other dumbass voice messages or notes of them screaming, singing, or doing impressions/horrible attempts at voice acting. They also like to dunk on and make fun of the other members of the 1-4-1, or gossip about them to each other. They just love to talk shit. They both always need to know latest scoop or bout of drama on base. Both have ADHD, and are constantly in need some form of stimulation. So, when hanging out in person (and when they’re not getting up to nefarious activities)—They’re listening to music (hard rock and metal or alternative rock (like Korn, Slipknot, Muse, Radiohead, System of a Down, etc) often times, but they also both love pop (particularly Britney Spears, Kesha, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry),—while also watching YouTube, (random video essays they find interesting or entertaining, old YouTube poops, or Moist Cr1TiKaL/penguinz0/Charlie’s videos),—while also showing each other memes on their phones, while Soap also may or may not be drawing, while Gaz also may or may not be writing, while also buying random shit they think is funny off of Amazon.

Ghost and Roach are just the types to play cards together, or maybe watch a movie, or play a board game. (They particularly like watching horror/thriller movies or rom-coms. They like Candy Land, Monopoly, Battleship, Life, and Clue in terms of board games. While, they’re favorite card games are Slapjack, Poker, and Go Fish. They also like playing Chess, Checkers, The Oregon Trail, Exploding Kittens, or Cards Against Humanity from time to time). (Both are extremely competitive, and will often get into petty fights, whether it’s a case of one or the other being a sore loser, or one accusing the other of cheating). Maybe even going out to a local Tesco’s together for a snack run or some fast food drive thru at 1am, or they’ll have a day at the mall, mostly window shopping around random stores or getting something to eat at the food court. (Both are heavily food motivated). Something low-key or chill is really always their go-to. The occasional sleepover. They love to do each other’s nails or hair, or attempt random makeup looks they’ve found on Instagram or something for shits and giggles. They’re also gaming buddies. They’ll play stuff like Minecraft, GTA, Sea of Thieves, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress 2, (some of Gary’s favorite games). Or they’ll play DND, Overwatch, or some first-person shooter game together (much to Simon’s delight). Roach will even just watch Ghost play rhythm games like Project Diva, Guitar Hero, or Geometry Dash—Or dark fantasy RPG games (Simon’s favorite genre of video games), like Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Skyrim, Elden Ring, or The Witcher. Lots of deep conversations, either over text or in person that’ll last for hours, (might end in one or the both of them crying, and hugging it out/comforting one another). They also often call each other just to check in, and just to hear each other’s voices when they’re apart or when they’re not together. Roach being like the only person Ghost feels comfortable opening up to, besides Johnny or Gary just being the person he’s closest to outside of it’s partner. To be fair, they bond by just being in each other’s presence/they just enjoy each other’s company. No words need to be spoken between them for them to have a good time.

It’s the best though when all 5 of them get together, (Soap, Ghost, Roach, Gaz, and Yuri), as it’s the perfect amount of chill and chaotic at the same time. Super Smash Bros, Mariokart, or Mario Party is always best with five players, after all.

Yuri being aroace, and his friends are all that he needs. He’s able to handle both the chaos and peace. Though Nikolai is his true best friend. The two going way back, and are brothers in arms through and through. Having met when Nik was still in the army. A good portion of it is that they’re bonded through shared trauma. They have a father and son sort of relationship (Nikolai being much older than Yuri), and care about each other deeply. In fact, they’d die for each other, they’re that close. They mostly keep in touch via text and phone calls (not by choice), but will meet up together at a bar or tavern every now and then.

Price and Laswell being best friends and also going way back, like before they even joined the army/CIA. Having met each other in high school. Price, Nik, Laswell, and her wife having dinner parties. Chatting about old times and catching up with one another every so often. They try to call to see how the others doing every now and then, though they much prefer seeing each other in person. Sometimes they’ll even go mini-golfing or bowling together as a double date kind of thing.

Also, Yuri is such a slept-on character. People forget about him/that he exists, and I wish he was appreciated more. :(

[spac3-pup]

i think cod comunity need less NSFW and K1nk and more SFW fanarts with cute (and not sexualized) ships. + not invalidate the history and characters personalities. I know they're adults and do adults stuff, but please lets keep it low?? it makes the fandom more safe :)