#gay hermits

[ickmick]

hehe...

*passes you a preview of tomorrow's drabble*

its almost done

and its just fluffy nonsense

[boyyardee]

chat,,

[geodetojoy]

MUMBOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEE

THE HEART???? THE HEART?????

i hate them

[ahllohehn]

My recent fanart (August 2024)

vs

My first hermitcraft fanart that I still don't know why it was my most popular one (March 2024)

[isjasz]

Going insane going nuts going absolutely bonkers you might even call it going bananas so to speak

[call-of-the-ocean]

For the hermitcraft swap... What about a minotaur Cleo? 🥺👉👈

they are everything to me......

[linkedin-offficial]

assorted stuff

sirce (red) -> @splatanastamprr

[cod-dump]

Ghost 99.9% of the time: Don’t fucking touch me. I’ll cut anyone who even thinks of brushing shoulders with me! I don’t care if it was a accident!

Ghost at the most random, unpredictable times (usually only around core 141 members): I demand attention. I need a hug. If you fucks don’t drop whatever the fuck you’re doing to pay attention to me then I will turn this into the most unproductive week of your lives

[nightgnarpy]

EXCUSE ME?????

[fantasykiri5]

FINALLY IT’S THE DAY OF MY HORRIBLE LITTLE FAVORITE!!! One Mr. Joel S. Beans for day 30 of @hermitadaymay !!!!!

[ask-hermit-tommy]

Hello? Hello. My name is NPC Grian.

A nonnie told me to come see you. What's up?

- a very much trying to not look distressed @ask-npc-grian

Hi Mister!

+ He's grinning like the child he is.

[ickmick]

tldr; i got too silly and need to write something shorter so expect the next post either real late tmr or even on monday or tuesday- (having notifs on would make this more convenient now wouldn't it? ;3 /silly)

so uh *sweats*

i may have accidentally turned this weeks fic into a 'longer than probably possible in the time i have' thing / a longshot LMAOOO

pssst... its how tango and scar got together <3 (yes they did first, itll be explained but basically tango confessed, scar floundered bfore realizing he felt the same, then later on grian confesses to them both and them yippee!! triad!!)

it is too good (and mostly i worked too much on it) to be scrapped of course... and also is important to worldbuilding, but i am once again behind schedule since I need to switch gears and write something erm... shorter XDDD

(this also means I need another drawing- not that im done with this one yet but i did get halfway SO... and hey... now there wont be 2 drawings of scar and tango kissing in a row! ... ... i mean what? kissing? who? /j)

*sits and stares* i think i just need to start a day earlier (and stop missing days because I didnt start when i meant to lol)

or maybe not pressure myself so much XD

but dangit i like having a schedule!!

well get there eventually, i swear- xD

for now... *scurries off to scavenge through my backup prompts*

[themistymountainscold]

cody: i know everything about you obi-wan.

obi-wan: oh, really? what am i allergic to then?

cody: the full spectrum of human emotion.

[iwontknock]

[aritaidk]

silly doodles.

I rlly think Joseph would have sum hard feelings for Okuyasu if he finds out how he tried to fckin obliterate his son, but only shows it through Hermit Purple when Josuke isnt watching[plus I also like to hc he pretends to be senile]

[mcytshipsandmore]

I see you do headcanons so I'll give you about a million ranchers head canons bc they've taken over my brain.

-they take turns taking care of the animals and fields. Like one will take care of the animals while the other takes care of the fields and then they alternate days.

-they both live to cuddle so especially on cold days, they live to cuddle under a nice fluffy blanket while Tango keeps them warm and Jimmy wraps his wings around them to keep the warmth in.

-Tango likes spicy food bc the spice doesn't really bother him while Jimmy can't stand spicy food so they'll sometimes have different dinners. Also sometimes if Tango has something super spicy, Jimmy won't let him kiss him for a few hours bc his mouth will be spicy.

- Tango is mildly allergic to water so it'll just make his skin kinda itchy and uncomfortable so if they're outside and it suddenly starts raining, Jimmy will shield Tango with his wing.

- Jimmy gets free "Dungeon Lackey" things in decked out bc Tango just wants to play his game with his bf

- Jimmy regularly uses Tango as a stove.

-in addition, if Tango gets too angry, Jimmy will just take a frying pan and an egg and put it on Tango's head and it'll immediately confuse Tango and get him out of his anger

I have more but I don't wanna add too many to one ask

<3

I answered this instead of doing homework -⭐️ 😭😭😭