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their dynamic really is fun
#detective conan#dcmk#case closed#edogawa conan#shinichi kudo#kaito 1412#kaito kid#gay cousins i guess#love these goobers
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
#my characters#also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there#and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him#and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst#and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group#and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life#and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster#thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating#thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating#thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him#and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining#she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions#everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen#and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him#and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work#hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye#so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done#and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat#therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed#and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match#and its never romantic its always platonic#they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends#though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive#oops i fell in love
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I dunno why people in 2017 were so shocked by douchebag young Dalinar. To me the path between Frat Boy Unlimited to Obnoxious AA Middle Aged Man is crystal clear and I have at least one relative and several other family friends who fit that mold
#luke.txt#drunkposting#shoutout to my dads cousin who is from a Baptist family but ended up Catholic after rehab#the lord works in mysterious ways I fucking guess#anyway if I ever get sober it is my Luke Promise that Jesus will not be involved I don’t want him#at least not unless he’s doing all that gay shit Tumblr makes him do
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Choices fans on Facebook have a hard time understanding the concept of bisexuality. Between one homophobic bitch getting mad and not believing that her precious male Kieran is canon bisexual and someone calling Aislinn a lesbian, I'm exhausted
#Literally had to explain what bi erasure is#And she still thinks if a man like men he's gay#I hate fb#So many uneducated cousin fuckers on there#choices#pixelberry#playchoices#I guess this is what I get for branching out from tumblr
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Okay here’s another controversial “Green family take” tell me if I’m wrong.
“People who hate Harumi and Lloyd family dynamic ignore that Lloyd and Morro also shouldn’t have a family dynamic, when Morro did the exact same thing”
Because besties I agree I honestly think green cousins doesn’t make much sense either since yknow Morro and the whole possession thing, but at the same time if you look at canon, they just aren’t the same thing and yknow I need people to actually stop looking at Harumi as the girl version of Morro and the only reason we hate her is because she’s a girl.
Because she’s not.
Like yes I agree there’s definitely a lot of bias towards Morro, if he was woman he would be demonised to hell and back but since he’s man then he is adored, and vice versa with Harumi and sexism fucking sucks.
But Harumi and Morro are different guys. Harumi is portrayed as worse in canon in Lloyd’s eyes. Yeah Lloyd got possessed by Morro and that’s obviously bad tm but other than what people assume possession entails, Lloyd was never as shaken as he was with Harumi.
In s5, we never saw Lloyd be conflicted about the possession thing. He had no fear of Morro. We have no reason to believe that a ghost possession feels worse than being a sleep and maybe having a vague awareness of what’s going on. He barely mentions Morro after s5. And I will say I think this is a writing flaw, obviously it would’ve been cooler if Morro actually had some kind of impact on the ninja, but regardless this is the canon. Lloyd hates Morro but he’s not traumatised yknow. It’s not to the point that Harumi got to.
I feel like getting possessed should be worse than getting lied to, but Harumi did on top of it, start a cult in his name, Kill actual Characters (the royal family and Hutchins) and then kidnap Lloyd and his mother and his uncle and then resurrect his father removing vital parts of his father’s mind/personality/emotional cognitive abilities etc. on top of that she also nearly killed the ninja and wu (which Lloyd believed she did).
Somehow she was much more dangerous than Morro was, she was a much more successful villain.
Additionally I would say Morro has more of an excuse to be seen as family, even if I I’m less of a green cousins fan. Because Morro and Wu actually have a father son relationship, in which Wu was actually responsible over Morro. They had a normal albeit imperfect dynamic before Morro left. Regardless of Lloyd and Morro’s interactions, that dynamic was still present even in the very end.
It doesn’t mean and Lloyd and Morro have to be buddies, just because there’s a family connection doesn’t mean shit (this is the show of found family have we learned nothing? Blood connections don’t matter, only friendship).
But like in comparison to Harumi and Garmadon’s absolute parody of a relationship, where Harumi turns to the man who doesn’t remember what love is and asks him to be her father (at this point neither of them know what “father” even means), Morro does have a family dynamic and Harumi does not.
So in response to the original quote, Morro has a much more solid claim to any kind of family dynamic bc his relation to Wu is much more family esq, and also he was bad yeah, but the show portrays Harumi as worse especially in Lloyd’s opinion.
I just don’t like the argument that Morro and Harumi have done the same things, when the severity is definitely different imo and they aren’t just copies of each other. Imo it’s an oversimplification to reduce their characters down to each other.
#u heard it here first#spicy is not the biggest fan of green cousins or Garmadon siblings#sorry#if ppl make good content for it then I’ll let it slide but generally not a fan#i feel bad for saying it but I guess I really just don’t like Harumi as much#i feel like whenever people talk about Harumi it’s always ‘oh you hate her cuz ur sexist’#no I hate her because I don’t like how she’s written or how her character is established#like Ik some people like her backstory but I just don’t#it just feels like the writers went ‘let’s blame the characters for no reason’#and I’m just so sick of the evil love interest trope I hate it so much and that is what Harumi is on s8#because it’s happened 3 times now#THREE#PIXAL SKYLOR HARUMI#It’s that mindset of women are evil they’ll seduce you with their crimes against human nature#okay that tag is gonna sound very appealing to the gays on here but like in the context of the show it’s just demonising women#like take out the romance aspect and fix Harumi’s backstory and maybe I’d like her more#i will say Morro is badly written also he does nothing interesting really other than his backstory#i like what he means about wu but like they do not even explore that dynamic much in the show#he’s like an unopened present#his set up is so good but they don’t do shit with it#idk idk#obviously all my opinions#ninjago
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I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don't care about you
It's Friday I'm In Love
Heavy Metal Valentines Day Five: First Date
July 1st, 1985
To Say Eddie Was About To Implode From Excitement Would Be An Understatement. It Was Finally Happening, Billy And Them Were Finally Have A Date. A Real One.
Not Just A Quick Chat And Peck In The Woods After A Deal, Not Just Glances In The Hallways Of Doom, Not Just A Nod As They Went Into Their Respective Vehicles To Head To School. A Real, Bonafide, Genuine Date.
They Were Practically Bursting At The Seams. They Had Already Had A Good Solid Thirty Minute Screaming Into Their Pillow Session, And Moshing Around Their Room For A Good Hour In An Attempt To Release Some Of Their Pent Up Energy. It.... Hasn't Really Worked, But That's Fine! It's Just Means They'll Be Super In The Moment During The Date Portion.
They Really Hoped They Didn't Overwhelm Billy, They Were Still Figuring Out New Things That Overwhelmed Them Due To Their Early-Onset Psychosis (Read: Autism), And They Saw A Lot Of Similarities Between Billy And Them. So They Went Over The Plan Another Few Times In Their Head To Make Sure That They Remembered How The Day Was Supposed To Go Down, So As Not To Cause A Sudden Schedule Shift And Upset The Both Of Them.
Eddie Ran Over Their List Of Store Bought Items, Mostly Patches, And One Kill 'Em All T-Shirt(Donated By Rick, Bless Him), And Some Snacks For The Both Of Them. They Checked Over The Snacks Again, Red Hot Cinnamon Candies And A Dr. Pepper For Billy, And A Bag Of Rolos With A Vanilla Ramune For Them.
They Glanced In The Mirror, Checking Out Their Outfit For What Had To Be The Hundredth Time Since They Put It On. They Were Wearing Their Queen Shirt-Turned Tank Top And Their Only Pair Of Holeless Jeans. It Was A Fine Outfit, But That Wasn't The Part Eddie Was Worried About. Their Chest Was Out.
They Had Grown Interested In 1920s Fashion Thanks To Their Auntie Lisa, And In Doing That, They Stumbled Upon Some Chest Flattening Corset Patterns From That Era. They Were Originally Made To Flatten The Chests Of The Flappers Who Wore Them, But With The Start Of Puberty Hitting Eddie Like A Freight Train In All The Worst Ways, They Had Different Reasons For Using Them.
Billy Had Wanted This To Be A Casual Thing, Since They Weren't Going Anywhere. Billy Knew About, It Wasn't Like They Didn't Tell Him Or Anything(Plus It Really Wouldn't Have Matter Since Billy Was From California And Had A Merry Band Of Transvestites As His Closest Companions Over There, And As A Result He Clocked Them Almost Immediately), But Billy Hadn't Ever Seen Eddie Without Their Binder On. And It Wasn't Like Eddie Thought Billy Would Be Cruel Or Anything, But The Little Voice In The Back Of Their Head Was Always More Persistent When They Had Tits.
Shaking Off The Minor Existential Dread From Their Bones, They Took A Deep Breath And Put On Their "Boys Don't Cry" Vinyl (Another Gift From Their Auntie Lisa) And Did Some Final Clean Up Around The Trailer While They Waited For Billy To Get Off Work.
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Eddie Has No Idea What They Were Worried About. The Date Was Going Great, They Had Danced A Bit, They Watched TV, They Even Ordered Pizza!(Wayne Knew It Was A Special Occasion And Even Gave Eddie Enough Money To Get Garlic Knots!)
Billy Had Brought Over Some Patches Of His Own Choosing, And Told Eddie Where He Wanted Them On His Vest. They Had Cut Out The Kill 'Em All Shirt To Make A Back Patch And Were Currently Seeing It On. Billy Had Seemed A Little Standoffish And Strange At The Start Of The Date, Almost Secretive And Defensive, But Billy Tended To Be Like That In General, And Eddie Had Brushed It Of As Nerves, As After A While Billy Opened Up More And More.
They Currently Had Him Rambling On About Metallic Trivia That They Already Knew, But They Didn't Dare Tell Billy That. This Was The Happiest They Had Seen Him Since He Got Here, And They Knew How Nice It Felt To Have Someone Who Would Just Listen. Eddie Swore If You Looked Too Hard, You Would See Hearts In Their Eyes With They Way They Were Looking At Billy. They Would Probably Stab Their Hands A Few More Times Than Ideal, But It Didn't Matter, They Were Absolutely Smitten, And They Were Having A Great Time Working On Billy's Battle Vest.
They Hoped They Got To Finish It With Him.
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#billy deserved better#mungrove#my art i guess#billy antis dni#eddie deserves better#gay billy hargrove#heavymetalvalentines#gay eddie munson#trans eddie munson#autistic eddie munson#autistic billy hargrove#cw outdated medical terminology for autism#btw i have a kinda crack au where eddie and Larry from Sally Face are cousins#so that's who their auntie Lisa is
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Is oz gay like the wire?
oh Indeeeeed.... spoken in u know whose gay lil croon
#i havent seen oz in ages so forgive me if this quick lil doodle looks like shit#but basically the oz is like. a lot more criminally gay i guess than the wire#like it has more gay stuff ig but like. at the cost of ethics??#i mean.#it's a prison with a lot of life sentences or hard sentences shown (not always legally correct in terms of crimes to consequences smtimes..)#so the show has a lot of erm. crime#sometimes i feel like it shows edgy stuff just to be edgy lol#i guess like hmm#theres more gayness at the cost of more characters getting killed off just cus the writers felt mad at the actors that day or smthing#like actors would get killed off the very next day for being late once#where the wire is very purposeful with a lot of stuff purposefully not seen sometimes to keep it clean but also gritty#oz is like its batshit cousin that doesnt gaf#it DOES have good characters tho#i mean pretth much all of them would be cancelled today but LOL#it's just the writers' treatment of these characters' fates/ sometimes actions leading up to the fates are... bit odd#it got more seasons than the wire i think but the quality also went down so not sure if thats a big win but#yes. yes oz is gay#not rlly like the wire but it is indeed gay#bodies actor is in oz!!!!!#some of the wire actors show up here like carver
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also it's so fun that he decides not to be a monk anymore by basically going 'well GOD made me an insane and swashbuckling loverman and who am i to argue with the divine' in a scene that is equal parts romantic comedy and 'emilio sees the door and knows his purpose'. like well i WOULD have a really deep conversion but .. sadly .. im too fun and sexy anyway let's go back to paris and i'll see if the queen still wants me to get in her pannier
#oh . hang on . the emilio in my head . thinking about him again#oh he would be so great at surviving the horrors................i have half the show cast in my mind already#cousin greg plays jimmy simply because he's six foot seven . there's no other reason for it frankly#willem dafoe plays THEE yarborough of Ugly Gay Cowboy Priest fame#mr cabrera. The Emilio (he has the range to go from this to it was my pain it was my love. i know it)#this isnt even a musketeers post anymore its a lets cast the sparrow post . WHO! would you cast as anne#thats very important to me is who to cast as anne edwards . like who could fill the carrie fisher shaped gap there#the musketeers#and uh#the sparrow#I GUESS#q#fuck dude . thoguht id finish an old favorite show again before it went off a platform and now im knee deep in special interest
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As a trans person i think the worst gender envy i experience is towards my male cousin who is the spitting image of my father when he was his age. Why do i not get to be the young, handsome, better interpretation of my father when im the one whose had to live with the asshole my whole life. My cousin got my fathers looks and i got my fathers temper and mental illnesses
#although it should be said my dad is balding and hasnt looked good since he was 29#so i guess only time will tell who gets the short end of the stick#i will also say i adore this cousin and he is the cousin i am closest too#if he's not a fanatastic ally he's a little bit gay or trans#ill probably tell him soon but he def knows im gay/trans whether he thinks im butch or nb or closested trans man idk but he has asked me#or i should say called me ''queen'' before and then said ''..or king?'' and i ofc said king and it brings me so much joy that he calls me#king now- like its the closest i have to a family member knowing im trans
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fuck off GREG.
#he literally did not even do anything to redeem himself. he said well my cousin's gay so i wouldn't wanna be homophobic#after doing the most crazy homophobic shit ever. and then faran was like yeah that's hot and cool i guess#after getting misogynistically harrassed by him all season !#can not one of the girls just be single for five minutes like who cares. who cares about men!#follow for more complaining!!!#pll lb
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I have seen ppl speculate (mostly as a joke about Alicent "passing the gay gene" to one of her kids) that the showwriters could make Daeron gay when he shows up in S2. Are there any hints in the books that point to this being a possibility?? I know there was a different Daeron from another generation who fans believe was gay and had a knight as a lover but I don't remember which one. Also some ppl ship him with Addam (or was it Alyn??) because of that line from the book about Tessarion and Seasmoke doing a mating dance?
Basically, what are your thoughts on this? I think it'd be interesting for his character but it could go wrong if the writers fumble the bag.
Daeron is 14-16 during the Dance, so a little young for be having torrid love affairs. He doesn't really get a romantic plotline. I don't think him and Alyn could ever meet, since Alyn doesn't have a dragon and he's mainly on Driftmark-Dragonstone. You also wouldn't want Daeron to have a relationship with this guy; he's such an unnecessary movie sequel.
Daeron has already died by the time Tessarion and Seasmoke have their "mating dance", though I believe that to be more of a metaphor than anything else. I don't see how Daeron can be shipped with Addam when they don't even get the chance to interact. Tessarion is such a fucking queen though, my girl was loyal to the greens until the very end!! Even with Daeron dead she attacked the blacks & fought for the rightful king! V woke of her. Such an ally.
I'd be down with making Daeron gay, but, for the love of all things holy, let's not pair poor Daeron with black supporters. 😅 He doesn't even like the Two Betrayers. We're all watching an incest show anyway, his (2nd) cousin Lyonel Hightower is right there and age-appropriate. Let's steal him away from Lady Sam! 💅 That way we get another Hightower army for our Aegon!
PS. The Daeron you're talking about was the son of Aegon V (The Egg), the one betrothed to Lady Olenna, Margaery's grandmother.
#my next AU is having daeron seduce his cousin to acquire an additional army for his brother#yeah why not#sword-swallowing for aegon's swords#ok i'll see myself out#ask#anon#shamelessly putting this into the tags#daeron targaryen#tessarion#it's ok we have fun here#if they aged up daeron in the show he could be gay with any green i guess
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anyways occassionally my family has talked about transness and it never seemed as godawfully rude as it was today so just making a quick note that i just cannot come out to them at all lol
#like my cousin's gay my uncle's gay they'd be fine with that#but there's no way i'm coming out to them as nonbinary#like i feel like if i did they'd just be confused and not be respectful#my mom's parents aren't much better so yeah no#idk idk i might do it eventually bc i'm already getting tired of not being able to be me#i just don't wanna have to explain shit like nonbinary-ness to them#ask to tag#i have no idea how to tag this lol#text#transphobia#i guess ?? idk help#OH AND i would feel so strange coming out as gay but not nonbinary#like both in the it'd be hard to broach the subject a second time but also it just wouldn't feel authentic#idfk !!!!
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i can't decide if it's funnier if a) kon goes to smallville high prom with simon valentine, or b) simon valentine goes to smallville high prom with lori luthor and kon aggressively third wheels the entire night with great enthusiasm
#like. lori is a lesbian and simon is gay but they're also all stupid so there is that <3#lori comp hetting like ''i have one guy friend that isn't my cousin so... i guess i'm into him''#and then she's incredibly relieved somehow when kon inserts himself the second simon is like uh.... should we slow dance then#CONVERSELY simon asking kon to prom and kon just. oh shit IM INTO MEN. THIS WAS AN OPTION?#WHOA. HOLY SHIT. MIND BLOWN#rimi talks#kon#lori#simon
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i get to go to my first real wedding in september
#and its a GAY wedding#tho its my trump supporting cousins wedding lmao#the fact that he is gay and autistic and supports trump confounds me#tho not really i guess considering the rest of my family and their horrible influence#every time i visit my little cousins say some horribly racist shit and im the only person who's ever told them that's wrong
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i just remembered i had a dream last night where i was at a family gathering (but my dreams are very strange so when u picture this don’t think of it as normal) and my mom was talking abt my cousin and said he had a bf and i was like wait he’s gay….and she was like yeah. and i was like um are any of my other cousins gay? and she was like oh yeah your other cousin is a lesbian. and i was soooo mad bc i was like I’M the gay one in this family. and now you’re all like we love gays and no one will even CARE abt me being gay??? and i was gonna angry post abt it on my tumblr bc i was like well if i already have several gay cousins i might as well just come out too if it doesn’t even matter. anyway so funny of me tbh………i guess my only bigger fear than coming out to my family is not being the only gay person in my family to make it extra dramatic and special when i do………
#michelle speaks#none of my cousins are gay btw lmfao……#i mean i guess i have one cousin who’s like 10 or 12 & could turn out to be gay but#aside from her bc she’s a child. every single one of my cousins are soooo gender conforming ykwim……#like they are Not gay. which is why my dream is extra funny to me bc the two cousins referred to in my dream#are def not gay. none of them are but like yeah. i get the honor & privilege of being Thee gay 🤩#ok also it’s so funny bc my cousins are so normal and then my brother & i are like 😭😭😭😭#like i wish i could explain but i won’t it’s too much……but i think perhaps u can imagine lol……..
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Was like damn there should be an ace dating app for people who are like asexual or gray romantic or gray sexual. And then I went to google that and realized that would involve sharing my information with an app and giving up personal info to people. And I’m reminded of the people I had to block and the issues I’ve had with guys™️ in the past and that makes me want to break out in hives. Like would hopefully ideally be different. But. Alas. I’ll just have to believe in rom communism.
#normally I’m like whatver who even knows if I’d wanna date someone I feel bad about like trying to date someone if I was unsure if I’m#capable of having romantic feelings#my wanting to date people only happens after we become friends#and I have trouble understanding the difference between romance and friendship#so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#normally I’m like romance averse or neutral but sometimes I am like longing and I do want romance and I guess that’s today just randomly got#emotional studying during for property#I was like thinking about how I have as to explain to my dad like I don’t think I’m every gonna date or marry someone#and he’s like u could still date even if u don’t wanna do other things you should try to meet that#idk everyone I’ve ever liked sex has been a thing that’s too important to them lol or they ended up dating my brother#or it was a crush on a someone who lived way too far away for it to be realistic#idk. and normally I’m fine with that#but then (I started thinking about this bc of the Buffy danny poll bc it reminded me of my little cousin who really liked danny phantom#and who had a crush on danny when she was like 10 it was cute#BUT then I was like wait she knows I’m gay but does she know I’m ace and then I’m like well I’m 25 and have never had a date she’s probably#pieced something together#but then like also why would she think about it or care she’s a teenager#and then I thought about fi I’d ever have to explain which reminded me about the convo with my dad which made me think of all this idk#I truly thought maybe I was internally aro after all bc I hadn’t seemed for care or think about dating for like a few years now but then#boom maybe not as much as I thought#ignore me
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