#CONVERSELY simon asking kon to prom and kon just. oh shit IM INTO MEN. THIS WAS AN OPTION?
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i can't decide if it's funnier if a) kon goes to smallville high prom with simon valentine, or b) simon valentine goes to smallville high prom with lori luthor and kon aggressively third wheels the entire night with great enthusiasm
#like. lori is a lesbian and simon is gay but they're also all stupid so there is that <3#lori comp hetting like ''i have one guy friend that isn't my cousin so... i guess i'm into him''#and then she's incredibly relieved somehow when kon inserts himself the second simon is like uh.... should we slow dance then#CONVERSELY simon asking kon to prom and kon just. oh shit IM INTO MEN. THIS WAS AN OPTION?#WHOA. HOLY SHIT. MIND BLOWN#rimi talks#kon#lori#simon
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