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YES GAWWD
THANK YOU JAMES GUNN
AND THANK YOU FREDDIE STROMA
#This SS is SOO blurry but idgaf rn#husband is returning from the war and we are gifted with THIS???#i REPEAT#THANK YOU JAMES GUNN AND THANK YOU FREDDIE STROMA#BOOMSHAKALAKA YES GAWD YES GAWD#adrian chase how i have missed you so#three years between seasons of tv shows can NOT become the new norm i SWEAR#adrian chase#vigilante#peacemaker#hbo peacemaker#im actually so excited bring my man back#also unrelated to he but i am Very intrigued by what theyre doing w harcourt this season#also jen hollands arms thank you for listening#all the people who followed me for adrian stuff back in 2022 RISE RISE RISE#i think i deleted those fanfics tho which i Dont regret#theyre still on ao3 tho same username if anyone wants to find them#tho that to me is Doubtful LMAOO
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I never really do anything but shitpost and reblog things so I've never made moot appreciation posts but now that other people are doing it, I think that now a good time to do it to.
You were one of the first artists I found on Tumblr for the outsiders Fandom. I'm fairly new to the fandom, I haven't even known about the thing for a whole year yet. I remember seeing your art for the first time and thinking you were just absolutely fucking amazing. Your art and your little ideas make me so so happy and I really don't express it ever. In fact, I do the opposite by harassing you with weird little asks lmao but I do really love your everything.
AWH DUDE GO FUCK YOURSELF /vpos+aff
I'M GONNA CRY 😭 dude !!! you and me BOTH are just as new to this!!! literally got into the fandom MARCH!!! just this march!!! until then, i was just rambling to my groupchat and feeling like a crazy person !!! and now look !!! i can be crazy but with a whole group ! /silly
thankyou so so much silly ,, gahd you have no idea how much joy it brings to me to know that we're all just kinda bouncing around this together :')
the asks are absolutely not a problem, honestly, even if i do seem annoyed i promise it's never sincere and i am ALWAYS having a ball of a time just knowing people are interacting with me bc they just MIGHT think I'm kinda fun to talk to 💀
kissing u on the forehead for this anon, much of loves to u my friend
#WAAAAHHHHHH#I didn't know we were getting MUSHY tonite#GAWD get AWAY from me !!! /j#if i wasn't sat with my brother rn I'd be squealing and sobbing with tears of joy#but I'm normal guys I'm normal i promise /silly#WAAHHAHAHAHHHHHH#☹️#ur too nice to me man#like i swear I'm nothing#not to me at least I DON'T??? I CAN'T COMPREHEND THE FACT PPL JUST??? LIKE THE STUFF I MAKE FR FR ???#and like ME ?!! like that's such a foreign concept#having it be affirmed though just this night alone has made it all worth it though#it's not just for the clicks anymore /j (joking bc it never was 💀 I'm just fucking around)#sniffles .. man ... what the fuck ... get out of here with that nice stuff#i swear i don't deserve it whatsoever/silly#HHHMMMHMMM :((( /pos
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tots not already switching fandoms 😔
switching from hamilton to EPIC the musical
guess my favorite guys

#POLITES MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR#I SWEAR IF I COULD SAVE THIS MAN I WOULD#I WANT HIM TO BE SON#OR BF MAYBE#NO OFFENSE POOKIE#SRRY PLEASE DONT READ THIS POOKIE#I WANT THIS MAN CARNALLY#i want him so fucking bad#I WANT HIS ASS CARNALLY#GAWD DAMN THATS A TWINK IF IVE EVER SEEN ONE
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Save a cowgirl?
Logan Sargeant x Cowgirl!Reader
Summary: Daniel Ricciardo borrows your horse for his classic COTA GP antics, and you happen to meet a man needing some joy in his life
Masterlist / TipJar
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ynusername gotta ride gotta ride
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yourbff i volunteer to save a horse!
ynusername ha! you wish ;) yourbff i do dream of it
user omg this is liked by bella hadid!
user yeah they do rodeo stuff together i think user it's something like that!
user God i need to watch the rodeo more if this is what is in it!
user Gourgeous! <3
bellahadid cowgirl queen!!
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logansargeant Not the happiest race results, but we stay positive going into COTA!
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user When is Williams gunna drop his ass
user IKR, he is such a bad driver
alexalbon WTFF IS A KILOMETRE!!!
logansargeant shushhhhh alexalbon never
oscarpiastri Can't wait to race again!
logansargeant Dude be realistic, we aren't directly competeing anymore oscarpiastri Nah don't be like that logansargeant hmm
user God Logan is so depressed isn't he
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ynusername A man stole my horse.
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user THATS DANNY RIC!
user Danny ric liked it?!?! user a new f1 wag pairing... user nah i swear he is taken
yourbff How intently did you watch that horse...
ynusername he was never more than 2 meters away from me yourbff does he have separation anxiety lol ynusername GIRL I DO!
user Who is this, she is an icon omg
user Scroll through her account, she works on a ranch? and does rodeo? I think
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logansargeant Not a good day today, yet saw an Australian man on a horse in the paddock
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user he is a horrendous driver, get him out
user Omg he probably saw YN then!
user who? user the woman who owns that horse! she is friends will bella hadid user shes so pretty!
oscarpiastri Cheer up man! you saw a pony!
logansargeant I did indeed
alexalbon Keep cool and calm and carry on?
logansargeant God what if I don't want to alexalbon oh
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ynusername shes a cowgirl icon!
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bellahadid no YOu are the cowgirl boss
yourbff so true, she is queen ynusername aww i love you guys
danielricciardo I was told this account contained horses
ynusername hahah give it a few days, im waiting for the horse you stole to come home danielricciardo Oh HA, not sorry, I loved him
user BELLA HADID??
user there are f1 drivers in the comments this is off puting
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f1news OMG Logan Sargeant to be replaced immediately by Franco Colapinto! Williams final sucked it up and sacked the weak link (is my bias showing...)
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user FINALLY!!
user Ding dong the witch is dead?
user I feel so sad for Logan
user Why he was SO SHIT
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logansargeant First I just want to say thank you to the Williams F1 team for giving me this opportunity. I'm taking some time, finally, to travel and plan for my future
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user long time coming
alexalbon Nice to see you in a lovely environment
logansargeant Thanks man alexalbon where is next? logansargeant homeward bound alexalbon AMERICA!
ynusername I've dropped you a DM, no pressure!
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user gawd he seems so depressed
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ynusername Took a shot and invited a sad man to my home for therapy horse time (none of my horses are in any shape or form therapy animals)
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logansargeant Wow
logansargeant Thank you very much, it was a lovely addition to my travels and a great experience ynusername No worries! You can always come back yourbff she is drooling at her phone looking at the photos of you ynusername SHUT UP liked by logansargeant
user ew a man
user not on this girly account
yourbff SHES BARKING
ynusername I WILL BLOCK YOU, GET OUT OF MY COMMENTS
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logansargeant Lovely detours done, finally home
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user is he ever gunna get back to racing?
yourbff he said your detour was lovely...
ynusername this is his PERSONAL comment section ynusername GET OUT yourbff ha. no. liked by logansargeant
user thats a fish, well done
alexalbon Glad ya home mate !
alexalbon Lovely?? detour?? logansargeant A perfect one yourbff SEE! ynusername OUT!
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ynusername Girls that slay together stay together
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user SLAYYY
yourbff I don't remember this...
ynusername Don't worry I'll show you all the videos yourbff BUT I DO REMEMBER YOU CRUSHING ABOUT HIMMM.. ynusername OFF THE COMMENTS
logansargeant Looking very lovely!
ynusername Thank you, that's so sweet <3 yourbff Gag...
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logansargeant Home town finally feeling like home again
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user GIRL?
alexalbon Love seeing your spark come back mate
logansargeant Feeling practically alive again alexalbon Wanna address the lady? logansargeant Pretty lady
user man is just straight unemployed
ynusername Ooo she pretty
yourbff girl... ynusername THATS ME yourbff *left out of embarrassment* liked by logansargeant
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ynusername Cowboy boots -> clubbing with my Miami tour guide!
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user aww i miss the country content already
yourbff GIRL GONE WILD OVER A MAN
ynusername oh i still have my wits about me don't worry yourbff I have your location, its no stress logansargeant I am not a creep yourbff HMM ynusername HMM
logansargeant Glad I can be a helpful guide
ynusername I'll have to come back logansargeant Or I'll come to you liked by ynusername
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logansargeant I may stick around this town for longer this time
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ynusername you use that photo of me?
logansargeant .... you look lovely yourbff ... WHY DO YOU THINK ynusername there were better ones logansargeant so sorry for wanting to keep your pretty face for myself yourbff Wife him up now liked by logansargeant
user logan got a lady!
user is he going to go to indycar?
alexalbon you and horses, you're a changed man
logansargeant what can I say, she's amazing alexalbon the horse?? logansargeant NO YOU IDIOT, THE HUMAN logansargeant shes gorgeous
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ynusername We will make a cowboy out of him soon enough
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user my wife is taken noooo
yourbff GAG I LOVE YOU TWO
yourbff told you you wouldn't regret sliding into his DMs ynusername don't remind me that's how we met ynusername I am pretending that we met at that grand prix yourbff you delulu
logansargeant beautiful lady x
ynusername who me? logansargeant oh why yes ynusername how very kind of your good sir yourbff you two are so weird liked by logansargeant, and ynusername
user SAVE A HORSE
user RIDE A COWBOYYYYYY
a/n: okay so first fic i have written in a while, not my proudest work but i have been BINGING cowboy romance books and this just scratched an itch!
#social media au#social au#logan sargeant#logan sargeant fanfic#logan sargeant x reader#logan sargeant fluff#logan sargeant imagine#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#logan sargeant smau#ls2#ls2 fic#ls2 x reader#ls2 x y/n#ls2 imagine#f1 x reader
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" she's the serpentine, she's my collar ! "
ft. isagi yoichi . ooc! isagi ? . downbad! isagi . reader wears those nice satin dresses w a slit at the thigh YESSS GAWD . reader wears make-up! . afab! reader . isagi thirsting . isagi being a dog . isagi trying to hold back the urges . dates . swearing . suggestive lol . not proofread
wc: 0.4k
"[name], you ready?" the blue eyed boy asked. he didn't want to rush you — last time he did, he got whacked in the damn face with your purse. he had an adorable, pastel bandage on his nose. what a contrast to the fancy setting.
"wait, yoichi," you hummed. isagi was ready to BUST at the way you said his name. the amount of strength it took not to barge in, ruin your hard work and make out with you was ooooh... thank god for soccer training and the ability to hold back.
isagi sat there, waiting for you. it was like a ritual for him — taking you out every friday when he had time. if not? he'd make up for it one way or another. fidgeting with his car keys, perking up as he heard the door creak open.
"you're do-" isagi's jaw dropped when he saw you. the beautiful, red satin dress... the colour complimented you so well, matched so damn lovely with your make-up. the way the dress framed your curves perfectly.
"you just keep getting more and more beautiful each time i look at you, don't you?" he muttered, still sitting in absolute astonishment. the blue-eyed boy then fell to his knees.
"yoichi, your suit-" you'd worriedly gasp out. "ah, hush. i have to worship my gorgeous girlfriend. i don't care how expensive this suit was, i'll just buy another one. you however.." he'd praise.
you stared at his kneeling figure, no kidding this guy was turning into a tomato. not out of embarrassment or humiliation, but out of the sheer admiration. like oooh lord, this guy could not keep it in his pants.
he was so captivated by your appearance he did not notice the slit in your dress. he then caught glimpse of your thigh. when i tell you he felt like a victorian man being shown a woman's ankle, i mean he FELT the ancestry of a british man.. which is funny because he's japanese, but that's the chokehold you got on him. he closed his eyes, whispering how much you were a blessing...
"you're so cute, yoi," you'd laugh, thinking nothing of it. if only you saw yourself through his eyes, you’d understand the hold you had on him. i mean, you knew you're hot, but in his eyes?? literal HEAVEN sent. it felt like ecstasy looking at you.
taking your hand in his arm, you both walked towards his car. opening the door for you, he whispered, "promise me something tonight, [name]."
looking at him with those beautiful eyes, "sure, what is it yoichi?" you asked. getting into the driver's seat he basically pleaded, "please let me show you how much of a chokehold you have on me tonight, pleaaase... you're like the collar on my neck oh my gosh. i need your hands on my neck."
— ©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025
written specifically for my love : @kxsagi
a/n: hey so the plot is so messy i cam eup with this at like idk 3am... the creative juices flow early in the morning i guess.. are we even surprised this fic isn't proofread.. do i ever proofread... decisions.. decisions... anyways i hope you enjoyed.. dude i literally cannot write anyone but kaiser #itssoover dude i swear kaiser actually has dominated my life, halfway writing i started writing KAISER. KAISER..? this is not a kaiser fic isa also i might be in my active era aaaa
#bllk#blue lock#bllk x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#blue lock x reader#bllk x y/n#blue lock x y/n#isagi yoichi x reader#isagi yoichi x you#isagi yoichi x y/n#yoichi isagi x reader#yoichi isagi x you#yoichi isagi x y/n#isagi x reader#isagi x you#isagi x y/n#bllk imagines#blue lock imagines#blue lock smut#bllk fluff#bllk smut#isagi smut#isagi fluff#chase atlantic was playing#i love chase atlantic#isaisliterallyhimwrites#iqxatlanticwrites#i love you kura! i yell
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This is the most precious little pup 🥺❤️❤️ Look at his tiny sleepy pout 😭😭😭 he a baby
baekhyun being adorable on his ig live 230721 ♡
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Hi, I would like some where the 5 wise generals + Stanley and Xeno, go out with a Latina (from Costa Rica) with a very strong character, and she always manages to give them orders and they don't refute, please.
si señora, yes ma'am
what to expect: latina reader HELL YEAHHH, mix between modern au and canon
your sword's note: as a latina myself this was what i needed hell yeahhh, if my colombian mindset slips thru this ignore it, (or embrace it idek) will try to make it neutral, more on my mistresslist
Ryusui:
Starting strong. I am a firm believer that Ryusui is top #1 latina lover, like this guy desires everyone but when he senses a latina things are different. He factually knows basic spanish and will be flirting using his skills. What I mean by this is that he will be calling you mami💀. He met you while he was traveling and since then he has been obsessed with you. His uncle doesn't like you and unusually Ryusui feels like throwing hands because of it.
"Ryusui Nanami did you have Francois cook for you again!?" You scold him once you see the butler standing in the kitchen. Oops, full government name, bad signal.
"That is their job mi amor." His pout can't save him. You drag him by the wrist to the kitchen.
"I see Francois here every day, I love them so much but I know they have their own life and their own desires, so I gave them the day off. Why the hell is then Francois here cooking for you? God forbid something happens to them, you will die of inanition." Ryusui listens with flaky resolution at your stern expression. Growing up he always found his way around orders, but he can't possibly defy you.
My god, he parades you around like a trophy, he brags to everyone that you have a beauty they can't even begin to comprehend. But it doesn't stop there, he is always talking about how smart you are, and how strong you are.
Regardless if you are bad at dancing or not, he considers you a prodigy and insist on taking classes himself so he can dance with you and not embarrass you. He is really good.

Gen:
I don't even know where to start. He is a little bizarre like that and will fall easily for you when you greet him with a kiss on the cheek. His brain can't function properly and he can't use his knowledge of the human mind on you. I can't ever picture Gen as dominant in any shape or form so he will agree with whatever you say. He wholeheartedly enjoys being bossed around.
"Gen Asagiri get here this instant!" You yell and he is already running to you.
"I'm so sorry love I promise whatever it is was unintentional, I did not mean it I am sorry." He is almost on his knees.
"You tricked Kinro and exchanged your workload with his, you apologize this instant." You point at him, he is afraid and nods but you can see the intention of twisting the situation around in his eyes. "Or no arroz con frijoles."
"No! Don't do that to me please! I will apologize right now..." Gen clings to you at the call of his favorite food only you can cook.

Ukyo:
You don't need to boss this man around, he is already perfect.
He loves listening to you, whether it is talking to him in Spanish, or when your accent slips in when you're talking Japanese or English, but his favorite moment of the day is when you sing to him, it doesn't matter if its reggaeton, salsa, bachata, cumbia, he absolutely loves it and will learn the lyrics to your favorite songs and sing along with you.
Ukyo loves how your fiery personality matches his calm demeanor, he feels like its the perfect balance,

Chrome:
MY GAWD THIS IS WILD. My brain is wired in such a way that I can't imagine him with someone that isn't Ruri but we will try.
For some reason, you were in Japan when you got petrified, and you were revived. Eventually when Chrome meets you, he is confused as hell, why do you look so different? He finds it beautiful. When you tell him of the landscapes of your country he will cry, and swears that he will go and explore with you.
"Maldita sea!" You curse when you hurt yourself when helping building the latest invention of the kingdom of science, it's a minor scratch and you tend to it fast. Chrome on the other hand, sits baffled.
"What was that!? Is she a sorcerer?" He runs to Senku.
"No idiot, that is Spanish, another language." Senku huffs.
Chrome insists on learning Spanish.
"How do you say 'thats bad' in Spanish?" He asks with his eyes glimmering.
"Que malote."
He says it in Spanish now.

Senku:
I am having a field trip with this one ����.
The stereotype of us latinas being bossy and having a strong character is lowkey so real. Initially he would be bothered by this, but eventually he gives in, sometimes it is true that you know better.
"Why is your family's Christmas celebration on the 24th?" Senku asks confused. You invited him back home for Christmas since Byakuya was training in NASA.
"We are staying up until 12 and celebrating, to open the gifts." You shake him. He rolls his eyes but will oblige.
"Mijo pass me that thing over there, la cosa esa." Your dad points and he has no idea what your dad wants him to hand over.
"It's just 3pm, why are you all dressed up? You better not spill food over your clothes, now go get the soda." Your mom complains. You of course drag along Senku, and he sees how lively the neighborhood is.
As it gets late, more and more family members will arrive, you introduce him as your boyfriend and they talk his ears off. He is baffled at how many people there are in the celebration.
Your family will pray and then get to eating, he stays silent during the prayer and eats. Everything he has eaten before in his life is literally trash compared to your mom's cooking.
At 12, the fireworks start to go off and everyone hugs each other, you will hug him and he corresponds after he realizes he was the first person you hugged. Everyone opens the gifts and he feels so warm at how nice everyone is.
After that, he plays video games with your cousins, eats more, drinks upon the uncles' requests, and finally, falls asleep on two chairs at 4am as everyone is still dancing.

Stanley:
This is latina lover #2.
You are the annoying high school couple omg. After years together he knows Spanish but his accent is so heavy, you always make fun of him, he would also be conjugating things wrong. "¿Donde estas tu? Ya llegue a el casa y yo no te encontrar."
"Pfttt, ¿el casa?" You mock him through the phone.
Your family 100% calls him gringo. He doesn't care.
The chances of Stanley messing up in his work are almost impossible, but during the times that he has almost messed up, he thinks of you; not in a cutesy way.
"Listen to me Stanley Snyder, if you are going through with this soldier thing, you will be careful, you will come home in a piece, you will make sure nothing happens to you, because if it does... trust me, bad things will happen, if you die I will revive you myself, torture you, kill you and revive you again only because I would miss you. But believe me, whatever miserable hell you might go through doesn't compare to my tortures. Do you want to see some other guy consoling me after you die? Think wisely, and act accordingly."

Xeno:
Bro is that one American who is fluent in Spanish just by osmosis. His pronunciation is flawless, conjugation is perfect, accent is minimal.
There are greater goods, greater evils. He is evil, but you are a greater evil. He will be so happy when he realizes you are also evil.
Your elegance is on another level, even in moments when you are technically not elegant, he will always find something so stunning and perfect about you.
A total gentleman. He is somewhat surprised that you corresponded his feelings because he saw you so out of his league.
"Xeno, I don't want you coming home at 11pm a single day more, if you get here later than 8pm, you will find your bags on the doorstep." You scold him after he gets home late from work.
"I am really sorry princesa, I will do better and make it up to you."
And he does.
#x reader#dcst#dr stone#drst#ishigami senku#senku x reader#dcst senku#senku ishigami#senku x y/n#dr stone senku#ryusui x reader#dr stone ryusui#nanami ryusui#dcst ryusui#asagiri gen#gen asagiri#gen x reader#xeno x y/n#xeno wingfield#dr xeno#xeno x reader#stanley snyder x reader#stanley dr stone#stanley x y/n#stanley snyder#gen asagiri x reader#ukyo saionji#ukyo x reader
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Do you ever think songbird gives her opinion on football? Like she has full-on conversations and talks joes ears off when they're watching games and Joe is just like😍🤤 he thinks it's the hottest thing ever. Like I can imagine songbird going around the kitchen while making dinner and talking about the current situation with the Bengals and Joe is standing there DROOLING over her UGH
last one for today <3 you’re lucky it was my day off ;) this was so fun to answer because…hell YES. he’s so obsessed with her and when she talks ball? oh my gawd.
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he’s absolutely feral for it.
joe knew from the jump that she was a football fan—hell, that was one of the first things that drew him to her. she wasn’t just some casual sunday watcher; she lived for this. grew up on it. could recall games from a decade ago like they just happened. even had baby photos in little onesies from her favorite team growing up.
but what really got him? the way she talks about it.
they’re in the kitchen, cooking dinner together—well, she’s cooking, and joe’s just hanging around, pretending to help while really just waiting for her to hand him some kind of easy task. and she’s talking, bouncing around the space, barefoot in one of his sweatshirts, sleeves shoved up as she preps ingredients.
“i’m telling you, joe, if they don’t start utilizing the tight ends more, the offense is gonna stay too predictable. they need to mix it up—get some quick, high-percentage throws going, especially with how much pressure you’re getting. and if they don’t fix that run game soon? we’re gonna be dealing with the same struggles we had last year. it’s a cycle, and it has to break otherwise i’m gonna rip zac a new one,”.
joe is standing there, arms crossed, leaning against the counter, staring at her like she just invented oxygen.
because she’s not just repeating what she’s heard on some sports show—she knows this game. she’s analyzing it, breaking it down in real-time.
and holy fuck it’s sexy.
“babe,” he murmurs, not even realizing he said it out loud.
she glances up, mid-sentence, an eyebrow raised. “what?”.
he shakes his head, blinking a few times like he’s trying to snap himself out of it. “nothin’. just—,” he exhales, rubbing a hand over his jaw, smirking a little. “you’re so hot when you talk ball,”.
she snorts, tossing a chopped bell pepper at him. “you’re an idiot,”.
he catches it, pops it in his mouth, and just smiles so cutely, because yeah, maybe he is. maybe he’s whipped. maybe he’d let her talk about nothing but football for hours if it meant getting to watch her like this—focused, passionate, all lit up with energy.
he steps closer, wrapping his arms around her from behind, pressing a slow kiss to the side of her neck. “nah,” he murmurs, voice low. “just obsessed,”.
—
she talks his ears off at any given chance. monday nights, thursday nights, and as usual…sundays. she just can’t help herself and needs to ramble about her thoughts while watching, a habit she’s had for years. and who better to ramble to then mr. hunky football man himself?
joe had seen plenty of passionate football fans in his life, but nothing compared to her.
they’re on the couch, the sunday night game on, her feet tucked under his thigh as she leans forward, eyes locked on the screen like her life depends on it.
and she’s going off.
like off.
“oh, come on! why would you call that on third and short? the box is stacked, it was so obvious they were gonna crash the line. they should’ve play-actioned that shit—easy first down,”.
joe doesn’t even care about the game anymore. he’s watching her. watching the way her brows knit together, the way her hands move as she talks, the way her voice rises and falls with pure, unfiltered passion.
and then she hits him with, “babe, did you see how they disguised that coverage? pre-snap it looked like man, but then they bailed into a deep zone and completely baited the quarterback—textbook disguise, i swear, if we don’t start running more of that, i’m gonna lose my mind,”.
and he’s just sitting there, staring at her like she just told him the meaning of life, like his whole world has been rocked.
“god, you’re hot,” he breathes, not even thinking about it.
she barely looks at him, too absorbed by what was happening on the screen. “i know,”.
and fuck, that does something to him.
she’s still talking, still dissecting the game, pointing out mismatches and schemes and coaching decisions—meanwhile, joe is just sitting there, absolutely feral, running a hand down his face like he’s trying to contain himself.
she’s a walking, talking dream to him. because it’s not just that she likes football—it’s that she understands it. deep, real, down-to-the-details understands it.
and she cares. she feels it.
he swears he could marry her right now.
instead, he just shakes his head, grinning, squeezing her thigh as he leans in close, voice all gravely in her ear.
“keep talkin’, baby,” he murmurs. “prettiest analyst i’ve ever heard,”.
and when she rolls her eyes but still keeps going?
yeah. he’s gone.
#yail asks#joe burrow#joe burrow x reader#yail#joe burrow blurb#joe burrow fan fic#joe burrow imagine#joe burrow au#joe burrow fanfic
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Chapter 99 sucker punched me right in the FEELS but Clueless!Henderson was still funny.
I mean yeah he eventually got it but a billion years too late man
Now Becky Blackbell better makes it her life mission to reunite them together, I swear to gawd.
#spy x family#henry henderson#martha marriott#marthenderson#sxf chapter 99#that tsundere clueless adorable smart dumbass i swear
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Yesterday I was rlly miserable bc final exams are coming and my braincells are all retired hags
So instead of studying and helping myself i checked fei's wiki bc this guy is my motive to continue living
AND OHMYFKINGOD

THEY DID WHAT.
VICTORY ROAD FEI.
A DSMN VR FEI
THE DESIGN IS FAR FROM MY EXPECTATIONS BUT GAWD DAYUM
7TYCCTUICTUCGUVVIVIIBIBUIBIYBIYBYIOBYIIIGYIVIYGIVYIGIVIOUGIYVYIIGIYIIGIYIGYIGIBBYIIIYUGGYUIVYUIGYIOBOYIBYIOBYIOOYUVVYUIIUVITUIIFTUICTUFTUIvuivguiuvyibuigiouguiovyiouvyivuoyuivyuivyvyuiufituictftuicuiiturydxrtuxrtudrygiouyvoiyvuvuyivyuiuiCGUIIYCGICGUCGICGUCGUIICUTICUTCTUCTUYFTICUTFTYIFITCYFFYITCYTFUUUUCTYCUTTYTYCTUCTUCYTUTYUCYTU
LEVEL-5 REMEMBERED FEI?????
FEI IS ALIVE AGAIN
I WONT END IT ALL
JS WAIT FOR MY EXAMS TO FINISH.
I SWEAR I WILL DRAW THIS MAN LIKE IT'S MY RELIGION
THEY REVIVED HIM
I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING
I MIGHT FUCKIN FAINT



WHY IN MYY EXXAAAAAAAAAMMMMSSSSSS
I WNA DRAW HIM
I GENUINELY CANT I CICIYGUICGCTUITCYITCIUCITYCYUTCYICCYITVUITVGUGGIIYFCYITCCIFIYIFUCYITCTUFTYIFTYIIFUT
I WIN AGAIN
#FEI RUNE SUPERMACY#fei rune#inazuma eleven#inazuma 11#inazuma eleven victory road#exploding#RN#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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B.A.S (Satori Gojo x Reader x Geto Suguru)
NSFW BLUEB MINORS DNI 18+
He lyin to me, and I’m lyin to him. Fuck it, guess we both ain’t shit
Yall I swear to gawd I had a vision and I needed to properly execute it. You already know what my specialty is so expect smut and drama I. This little concoction I whipped up! I HOPE YALL ENJOY!
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On one had, he wasn’t you man….but damn did it feel good fucking him like he was. Satoru’s got you in a headlock damn near. That’s stupid smirk ever present on his face as your boobs bounce with each wicked thrust.
“Cmon don’t tell me you’re tired already?” He chuckles, his free hand coming down to pinch your sensitive clit.
Fucking you from behind with this bruising pace has you fucked dumb. You can hardly think anymore. But each stroke slamming into your back is met with another from underneath.
“Yeah she is, look at that face?” Suguru chuckles from below, silky black tresses sprawled over the pillows and sheets.
“Be a good girl and cum again?”Satoru adds, your body fighting for it’s life as each of them pull orgasm after slippery orgasm out of your tired and spent pussy.
“I-I-I..ohh f-fuck.” You stutter out, each thrust knocking the wind from your lungs.
They pair only chuckles as a moan falters and tears it way past your glossy kiss bitten lips. Your juices drip once again coating Satoru and Suguru’s cocks as they continue to fill you with loads of sticky cum.
“Atta girl, take it all, fuck, take it all in.” Gojo huffs pulling out of you to admire his work, ropes of white spilling out from
You as you whimper from the suddenness of begin empty. Slightly that’s is…Suguru is still pumping you full, his last trust making him whine, his cock slipping out of you as the very same thing occurs.
What a fuckin mess.
And to think, Toji didn’t have a clue.
#Spotify#x reader#reader is black#i don't care he's hot#headcannons#hes so hot#smut#jjk gojo x reader#geto x reader#gojo satoru x reader#suguru geto x reader#jjk smut#toji fushiguro#toji x reader
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do you have any fave possessive characters in bl live adaptations you've watched? who are your top 5 or 10? thx
Heyyyyyyyyyyy Anon! Sorry I'm a few days late but I was out of town and I didn't want to answer this without the proper attention you deserve! And I'm glad I waited because when I was reading this ask on my phone I could swear it said "obsessive" and not "possessive" lmao.
To me, possessive and jealous kind of go hand-in-hand. Typically possessive people are extremely jealous since they want all of their person's everything. And of course I have favorite possessive characters! A good handful of them actually so let's go down the list shall we!
Phun from Love Sick the Series. Oh gawd Phun didn't want anyone talking to Noh. And he was extra possessive because he knew Noh had trouble with curbing people interested in him. Phun would physically insert himself Noh and anyone he viewed as a threat. Pushing people aside and then smirking at them when Noh would lean into him. He was a man of few words but everyone learned that Noh only belonged to him.
Solo from Oxygen the series. He was clingy possessive. He wanted Gui to spend every waking moment with him and he got pouty and bratty when Gui would even breathe in another person's direction. He didn't want anyone to touch anything given to him by Gui and he practically coerced Gui into moving in with him so he could be attached to his man like velcro. To be fair, Gui definitely seemed to show Solo extra special care and attention he gave no one else.
Choi Jun from Jun & Jun. Big Jun felt like he had every right to be possessive of Lee Jun because he had been in love with him since they were younger and he had known him longer. He just wanted to have Lee Jun all to himself. He could not STAND that Lee Jun had so many suitors and he made sure all those other men understood that he would stop at nothing to keep Lee Jun to himself. He was also pretty open about it with Lee Jun too which was pretty refreshing. He knew he would be victorious.
Kiyoi from Utsukushii Kare. I think Kiyoi feels possessive of Hira because he knows Hira feels like he doesn't deserve to be at his side. He's very much like, "Ummmm you belong to me so how could you be worthless or useless?" He chose Hira and he wants all of Hira and he didn't appreciate people talking crap or belittling someone that belonged to him. I think it's interesting because Kiyoi wanted to be admired by all in the beginning but the only person he cared about being seen by was Hira.
Kinn from KinnPorsche the Series. Now technically Kinn owned Porsche in some sense because he was his boss. And for a good hunk of the series he outright treated Porsche like a belonging, loaning him out and making him serve and what not. Definitely the most straightforward case of possessive I have.
Takara from Takara-kun to Amagi-kun. I mean he wanted to be the only person to see every facet of Amagi's personality. He wanted to be the only person to have full access to Amagi and all of his emotions. Honestly it was good that Takara was so possessive of Amagi because Amagi's abandonment issues made him want to belong to someone.
Babe from Pit Babe the Series. Hello???? Babe's boy??? Babe couldn't STAND seeing other people talk to Charlie if he didn't already know their relationship. He was so nasty to Jeff in the beginning because he thought Charlie was trying to belong to them both. He took Charlie being his boy very, very seriously and I know he would never allow Charlie to be with anyone else. Charlie belonged only to him. He is an Alpha after all and Alphas don't share.
Tae Myungha from Love for Love's Sake. I wasn't sure if I was going to include Myungha but Myungha straight up told Yeowoon not to forget that he belonged to him. Like that possessive side came out so swiftly and seamlessly. And it's the way Yeowoon loves that Myungha shows possession over him. Look the gif was there (thanks Vlada) so I used it.
Lee Jihan from City_Boy Log. From the moment they met Jihan kind of inserted himself into Jaejun's life and swatted away anyone else trying to get close to Jaejun. He didn't want anyone else showing that man affection. He wanted to be the only one with access to that man. And honestly I think Jaejun enjoyed all that attention from his possessive boyfriend. It never seemed to be a problem.
Type from TharrnType the Series. Type was insanely possessive and jealous when it came to Tharn. He mentioned quite a few times that Tharn belonged only to him and Tharn enjoyed being claimed by that man. Type had no problem literally going toe-to-toe with anyone he felt was trying to steal Tharn away from him. Type was toxically possessive of Tharn.
Oh look it came out to 10 characters.
#thanks this was fun#love sick#love sick the series#oxygen the series#jun and jun#jun & jun#utsukushii kare#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#takara-kun to amagi-kun#takara kun to amagi kun#pit babe#pit babe the series#love for love's sake#love supremacy zone#cityboy log#city boy log#tharntype#tharntype the series
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oh my god whoever that anon is who pointed out the providence’s “wings” look like fish fins/tails . THANK YOU . I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING CRAZY (i still do)
like Okay . i Know ultrakill has a specific low poly style . but Fuck . let me ramble for a second here .
virtue and gabriel’s wings …. both are fairly similar but they have their differences . virtues have noticeable notches in them that resemble feathers (stylized for simplicity . probably) , meanwhile gabriel’s kind of taper out unevenly , almost resembling the providence’s wings in Shape , but not really in texture .
like if they were going for a feathery look why would they just ……. put Lines thru the wings …. and make the wings look really see-through (not just transparent but like . See-Through) . making them Really look like fish fins . if they wanted to detail them with “feathers” by putting lines , then … why dont they look like Feathers at all …… no covert feathers (the inner feathers of a wing .. whatever man look it up idk) or nothing . the lines go all the way through . like yes you can draw simplified wings without covert feathers n whatever but you dont usually draw the lines All The Way Across , iykwim ???? it makes them look like fins . ESPECIALLY when theyre transparent in the specific way the providence’s wings are . more opaque at the edges and more transparent in the middle . neither virtue nor gabriel’s wings look like that . they dont have that specific style . Its Suspicious .
LIKE WHY DO THE PROVIDENCE’S WINGS IN PARTICULAR LOOK LIKE FISH FINS IM GOING INSANE ……… this would not be such a big deal 2 me if i saw more people talking about it bc Those !!!! They look like Fish Fins !!!!!!!!!! they do Not look like bird wings !!!!!!!!
either that or im really genuinely insane and its just the simplistic style of ultrakill and No , theyre just normal transparent bird wings . but i swear to God …….. those are fish fins/tails ……….. plus its further evidence to point that these fellers arent real angels (they shoot hell energy and have a Generally Discomforting Presence /nsrs) …. i dont trust that look in their 2d eye ……
(on a side note: haha imagine if they could be enraged and their eye becomes the weird eye you see in the death screen [aka ISeeYou.png aka hell’s eye . supposedly] wouldnt that be neat . absolutely random idea that has no basis in anything btw idfk !)
anyway i NEED TO READ THEIR TERMINAL ENTRY SO BAD PLEASE GAWD ……….
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hugh campbell is literally the tallest member of the boys in the show and it's one a my favorite details<3
they rarely show it off and tend to use camera angles and posture (hughie boi i see you constantly slouching--LOOK AT HIM~<3<3<3 just casually *unintentionally* making butcher appear is *actual size*--) to play up or downplay/switch up height differences, but i kinda love that hughie went from being the second shortest member (comics) of the boys to the literal tallest<3 (butcher was generally in the middle with homie just casually being a head taller than him--, frenchie and mm being the taller guys on the team, love sausage of course being the biggest guy when there~<3<3<3 he still is btw--)
love love LOVE him so fucking much<3<3<3 literally the *only* REAL bear in this damn series (HE STRAIGHT UP BEAR HUGS BILLY IN THE COMIC AHHHHHHHHHHH~<3<3<3!!! we better see moar of him i swears--). mm is a close one, but he's more of a good big papa wolf~<3 butcher's a scraggly dumpster kitten or fuckin' heifer--
i *also* love love LOVE the single inch height increment hughie and billy got goin' on with homie, it's just the cutest most fun thing~<3 it goes--
5'11" (homie<3)
6'0" (billy bean<3<3)
6'1" (not so wee hughie<3<3<3)
6'2" (LOVE SAUSAGE~<3<3<3<3!!)
i see you sandwiched right inbetween those bois there, 'ey billy~<3? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
throw in mm between billy and homie, it's hard to find a solid height on that bitch<3 (and they *def* keep trying to downplay his height and bulk cause holy FUCK, THAT MAN--) but i'm gonna say he's probably around 5'11.5", closer to 6'0" maybe??
lol for the roughest layout i guess, they tend to bill urban a bit taller than he is (you can tell cause they'll bill quaid at the same numbers but he's definitely taller than urban, also i SWEAR everytime this man is in a photo that's not a solo glamor shot he's tryin' out some jank ass angles always always always leaning *in* to the camera to make himself look *bigger* leik honey you are so fuckin' cute-- and they *def* keep trying to make billy look *way* bigger than he actually is, BILLYYYYYYYYYYY--) but boi, i see you too<3<3<3
i guess maybe a little closer, it might go something like...
5'11" (homie)
5'11.75" (mm)
6'0.5" (billy bean)
6'1.5" (hughie)
in which there's .75 increments, and then a full 1 inch leap from billy to hughie. either way, they're def very close and not a single one is 'small' per se (except compared to love sausage--tho i do bet starr is one of those fuckers to downplay his height so other men get insecure LMAO--), but i just love the sequencing<3<3<3
what i *also* love~?
(bad posture homie lol) homie's reaction to hughie posturing at his full height was fucking amazing. IT WAS OH MY GAWD--i can't. he had his little surprised moment and then made a *pleased* "ooh~<3" and then smirked like THIS--
leik hughie... MAH BOI--i know he *tried* so fucking hard but leik. homelander is just so unthreatened by him that he's fucking *amused* and engaged with hughie *trying* to be brave. *he relaxed further*-- he just... he just doesn't give a shit. and it's horrible. but also *beautiful* because at this point, you can tell he's just so bored out of his mind that he even *welcomes* the challenge in some ways. he is LOVING that people feel so attacked by him without him doing much--LEIK.
there are a couple other unhinged and unsettling *positive* reactions he has to people similarly enough, (his descent into madness in real time--not gonna get into it now lest this post become *all* about homie--) but man oh man~<3
little bit less posture difference here, will say it's silly fandom obsesses over/exaggerates single inch height differences (particularly between homie and billy while ignoring/reversing hughie and billy, leik C'MON--let hughie be his height~<3! also we should be obsessing over the perfect~<3 *sequencing*, DUH--) but it's honestly pretty amazing how much of a nonfactor the height is in general.
for homie, it's pretty obvious he doesn't give a shit as he's particularly relaxed and unbothered by people being taller than him (especially hughie--literally amused by people posturing LEIK--by the gods his reaction to hughie challenging him--I CAN'T IT WAS FUCKING--GOOSEBUMPS~<3<3<3), but it just goes to show. motherfucker is just playing with his food--
BONUS~<3
lmao blurry ass pic of baby urban getting *dwarfed* by dwayne "i'm 5'11" and wear lifts" 'the rock' johnson. (also that mofo got so much bigger leik gotdamn i am actually curious how much more he'd *DWARF* urban cause ya look at him now and just. he ate a truck--ya look at the rock next to a guy leik SHAQ and HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT the differences are staggering leik one inch is nothin' baby--) SWEET BABY JEEZUZ--
bonus bonus~<3
another detail i *love*?
the shorter two (and frenchie~<3<3<3!) have the bigger/longer noses and... *likely* the biggest cocks--
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#lmfao#homelander#marvin milk#billy butcher#hughie campbell#frenchie#the boys#homelander's canonically huge dong#frenchie's canonically long schlong#love sausage#he's just on a whole different level lmfao--#think mm might be too classy for my shenanigans--#butchlander#butchielander#butchie#the 5 essential b's#hughie height appreciation post#can absolutely confirm frenchie and homie have monsters in their pants--#the bulge is real y'all#and it's lopsided--#billy bean's cute kitten button nose--#the nose is actually your best scientific guess for the hose tho#;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))#sandwich that bratty bossy bottom baby boi between his taller and shorter tops~<3
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I know some writers have their faves, at first I thought it was Lars but now that I'm using a slot with Clarence, gawd the author is down bad for the detective. It surprised me a LOT, but the most surprising thing is that I'M DOWN BAD FOR HIM TOO LIKE ON ANOTHER LEVEL, A PSYCHIATRIC LEVEL DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
Gaws I have no words.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY FAMILY FOR THIS MAN
#seven hearts stories#illusion of fame season 2#shs illusion of fame#illusion of fame#shs chloe#shs clarence
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Omg just read your most recent fic of kaiser and is it possible if I can request a fanfic where reader decides to let him, and after a few minutes of deep talk, kaiser just completely shatters, I mean, breaks down in sobs and tears in front of reader and reader lets kaiser cry in her lap into her shoulder like a little boy being comforted 😭
GRHHHAHHHH comforting kaiser after i put him thru hell yessss yesss anon you know exactly what i like mwehehehhe
" Because love can burn like a cigarette ! "
ft. michael kaiser . ooc! kaiser (?) . desperate! kaiser? . mmm kaiser being a crybaby . mmm i love kaiser . hurt/some comfort . idk if you wanna go back veo . gn! reader (implied afab) . angst ? . fluff ? . not proof read . kinda half-assed </3
crazy to think you told your friends you'd never let kaiser in again after the shit he's pulled during your situationship. sometimes lies/promises are meant to be empty — mayhaps, broken.
the desperate look in the emperor's eyes, no longer feigning confidence. everything was raw, real. "let me in, [name]. please- i beg. just one more time... last time i swear!" he pleads.
you reluctantly agree, feeling some sort of pity. you saw the imagery, the past that was constantly haunting kaiser within him at that moment.
the man was extremely ashamed of how vulnerable he was at that current moment. stepping into your room — he felt a sense of nostalgia.
you didn't want kaiser to feel abandonment. though you felt that immediately after he had left you. sitting on the corner of your bed, both of you two almost social distancing.
"um, how have you been kai- ahem. michael." you corrected yourself, not wanting him to feel even worse about himself. you knew how much he hated being called by his last name. especially by you.
"i've been doing shit without you." what a blunt ass reply hello. bro cut straight to the chase! a few minutes of trying to get philosophical, deep and sentimental? nah. the blonde was sobbing, face buried between your thighs.
you initially felt gross from the wet feeling seeping through your pants. god this guy held these tears since conception i swear.. but slowly, the more he cried, the more you realized — you never really moved on from him.
those failed attempts on hooking up with random dudes... they all somewhat resembled kaiser. personality wise or look wise. ooooh gawd y'all were literally made for each other. it was god's plan. meant to be, I tell you.
your thoughts were quickly interrupted by the sound of more crying. you looked down at him and his ratched ahh (it really wasnt ratched) hair. "michael, are you okay?" you asked, voice hinting concern.
he didn't reply. he just kept sobbing, and sobbing, and sobbing. kaiser knew how vulnerable and weak he looked right now. (MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE VULNERABLE AND WEAK WTF?) he felt like that dependent little boy in your arms.
however, something about being like who he was as a child in your arms brought him comfort. you just kept staring at him, dumbfounded by how much he could cry jeez. "michael, it's okay to not be okay. quit your prideful and arrogant self. i know it helped you survive but it's killing you now."
with a broken voice, kaiser wailed into your thighs, "i want you back [name]. i can't live without you. take me back, take me back, please!"
— ©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025
a/n: recent fanfic no more... when i said kinda half assed i meant really half assefd lol... i'll cook a harder angst post i swear man... i swear i will... i swear on my life... why is moving on so hard, like damn. oh oh, and thank u sm for 400 followers my pretties 🥹
#bllk x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#blue lock x reader#bllk x y/n#blue lock x y/n#bllk angst#blue lock angst#bllk headcanons#blue lock headcanons#michael kaiser x reader#michael kaiser x you#michael kaiser x y/n#kaiser x y/n#kaiser x reader#kaiser x you#kaiser angst#michael kaiser angst#bllk imagines#blue lock imagines#ilovewritingkaisersuffering#chase atlantic was playing#i love chase atlantic#isaisliterallyhimwrites#iqxatlanticwrites#♡ isa answers
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