#i swear to gawd

[seiwas]

yuuji’s all golden retriever boyfriend, cute and sweet—the ultimate boy-next-door. he brings home little things that made him think of you: flowers, a couple of pastries, maybe with one of those cheesy punny cards that go ‘you’re all i knead’.

it’s wholesome until he catches you off guard with a response spoken so casually to your chuckle of ‘good on her’ when your neighbour’s moans can be heard from your living room—

he says, bright eyes and arm still wrapped to cuddle you, “Don’t worry, I’ll make you scream too.”

[softiedingo]

DEAR GOD- SKGSKSGAKHFGHSDGJSHFD

[indycarnocontext]

[fandomversethemovie]

the very ace/aro/enby need of making all your OC into blorblos with animalistic features, but enough human characteristics so you are not called a f word

Edit: WHY AROACE DOESN'T HAVE THE COLOUR OF THE FLAG BUT ENBY DOES? WTF?

[noamuth]

getting emotional thinking about Nil holding a baby Dal

[demonspeeding666]

me when trixie and katya said in their video of their podcast the bald and the beautiful that padam padam was katya's song but no, it's kylie minogue's song!!!!

[pokedcheck]

ah well, there are my beloved toronto maple leafs

[yukiocumura]

[colemansdimple]

KING 👑

[pilesofpillows]

Y’ALL

Why did I just get back from the eye doctor where I got roasted by my doctor and my moms. I’m hella blind (which we already knew), but the doc was like “oh, your vision is getting worse, no surprise there”

I was like well damn… but then here comes my momma “it’s cuz all she does is read smut on her phone”

LIKE BROOOOO… why are you out here exposing me like this ��😭

[gayferret420]

Tumblr murdered the quality and it was already bad

the Apple looks better tho

[thatonegenzbitch]

Me waiting for a family to leave so I can clean the table and watching the parents encourage their children to tear up the foam cups and throw food onto the floor because “its their job to clean up after the customers”:

[voicesandthoughts]

I really wanted us to work

I held onto you so tightly

but you've pulled straw after straw from my hand

snapped the last hope you were still right for me in half

I see now that the person I love

hasn't been the same for a long time now

and maybe I could have saved us, maybe if you had fought too

but I have to listen to your every push and shove

take off the rose colored glasses that let me disavow

and acknowledge that neither of us still know you

I'll hold on to the love we had

Every memory, it was the most perfect thing I've ever held

I'll forever grieve the loss of our weld

but I won't wear my funeral clothes much longer

all you do is make me sad and terrified of moving away

we've so much to say but pain is the only way you give me any time of day

so it seems our time has passed

I have to try moving on, at least somewhat, at long last

[indycarnocontext]

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Walker Independence more like all of this could be solved with an orgy…

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Recovered from a migraine like a day ago just to get another migraine *internal screaming*