#i swear to gawd

[seiwas]

yuuji’s all golden retriever boyfriend, cute and sweet—the ultimate boy-next-door. he brings home little things that made him think of you: flowers, a couple of pastries, maybe with one of those cheesy punny cards that go ‘you’re all i knead’.

it’s wholesome until he catches you off guard with a response spoken so casually to your chuckle of ‘good on her’ when your neighbour’s moans can be heard from your living room—

he says, bright eyes and arm still wrapped to cuddle you, “Don’t worry, I’ll make you scream too.”

[softiedingo]

DEAR GOD- SKGSKSGAKHFGHSDGJSHFD

[indycarnocontext]

[fandomversethemovie]

the very ace/aro/enby need of making all your OC into blorblos with animalistic features, but enough human characteristics so you are not called a f word

Edit: WHY AROACE DOESN'T HAVE THE COLOUR OF THE FLAG BUT ENBY DOES? WTF?

[demonspeeding666]

me when trixie and katya said in their video of their podcast the bald and the beautiful that padam padam was katya's song but no, it's kylie minogue's song!!!!

[pokedcheck]

ah well, there are my beloved toronto maple leafs

[yukiocumura]

[colemansdimple]

KING 👑

[pilesofpillows]

Y’ALL

Why did I just get back from the eye doctor where I got roasted by my doctor and my moms. I’m hella blind (which we already knew), but the doc was like “oh, your vision is getting worse, no surprise there”

I was like well damn… but then here comes my momma “it’s cuz all she does is read smut on her phone”

LIKE BROOOOO… why are you out here exposing me like this 😭😭

[gayferret420]

Tumblr murdered the quality and it was already bad

the Apple looks better tho

[thatonegenzbitch]

Me waiting for a family to leave so I can clean the table and watching the parents encourage their children to tear up the foam cups and throw food onto the floor because “its their job to clean up after the customers”:

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Walker Independence more like all of this could be solved with an orgy…

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Recovered from a migraine like a day ago just to get another migraine *internal screaming*

[indycarnocontext]

[unimpressivegayarrow]

I think it was pretty decent from a 911ls pov. like everyone out here shitting on the show but when was it ever groundbreaking tv? like sure I screamed and paused it when I realised HE ACTUALLY WAS MARRIED AND IT WASNT JUST MAD SPECULATION, then I was like: oh, I mean this is just normal for lone star. There's always fix-it fics, I mean come one if u didn't like that's totally chill I don't blame you at all and I kinda even see where ur coming from. but the rescues were cool as shit. And there were a bunch of cool firefam moments it felt like really slice of life in the way it balanced the action and character time. (I swear that it was the longest Carlos has ever spoken for in an episode too). I can also see that everyone has like 1000000 better ways for the plot to have gone, and I agree the writers need to take some lesson, i do think it doesnt track with s1 but i also feel like the show doesnt track with s1. its not perfect and tbh I kinda like it as it is. I love the fandom, and getting hyped. I was so excited for weeks and weeks and I need that second episode. its the actors, guys. they carry it. its soo good as a silly network show and it just feels like 911ls. I wasnt expecting anything better from them, I watch this show to squeal about cute found family and ships and scream about soap opera level shit going down. I'm also always down for some character development and like- the way T.K. handled that "secret" was commendable. as I said before I was screaming. so yeah I'll be mad if they absolutely butcher a character but I can genuinely see where Carlos is coming from so i don't think I'll let it ruin my watch, its only the first episode and tbh I'm still pretty hyped.

[nootqueen404]

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