#i swear to gawd
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yuuji’s all golden retriever boyfriend, cute and sweet—the ultimate boy-next-door. he brings home little things that made him think of you: flowers, a couple of pastries, maybe with one of those cheesy punny cards that go ‘you’re all i knead’.
it’s wholesome until he catches you off guard with a response spoken so casually to your chuckle of ‘good on her’ when your neighbour’s moans can be heard from your living room—
he says, bright eyes and arm still wrapped to cuddle you, “Don’t worry, I’ll make you scream too.”
#🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#i swear to GAWD#yuuji x reader#iTS THE SWITCHUP#HE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY LIKE IT ISNT DIFFERENT FROM HOW HE NORMALLY TALKS#shotorus.bubble#rated#sorry i had to get this thought out
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DEAR GOD- SKGSKSGAKHFGHSDGJSHFD
#jose pedro balmaceda pascal#pedro pascal fandom#pedro pascal#pedropascal#EXCUSE ME SIRRRRR#he is so damn HANDSOME#i swear to gawd#the esquire will be the reason for my death#😫😫😫
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#indycar#alex palou#RUN WHOLESOME SPANISH BOY#I SWEAR TO GAWD#IF THE HYBRID COST HIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP
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the very ace/aro/enby need of making all your OC into blorblos with animalistic features, but enough human characteristics so you are not called a f word
Edit: WHY AROACE DOESN'T HAVE THE COLOUR OF THE FLAG BUT ENBY DOES? WTF?
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me when trixie and katya said in their video of their podcast the bald and the beautiful that padam padam was katya's song but no, it's kylie minogue's song!!!!
#trixie and katya#padam padam#f*cking bop#kylie minogue#Spotify#i just can't#the difference#this video was so good#i swear to gawd#this song slaps#the bald and the beautiful
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ah well, there are my beloved toronto maple leafs
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KING 👑
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Y’ALL
Why did I just get back from the eye doctor where I got roasted by my doctor and my moms. I’m hella blind (which we already knew), but the doc was like “oh, your vision is getting worse, no surprise there”
I was like well damn… but then here comes my momma “it’s cuz all she does is read smut on her phone”
LIKE BROOOOO… why are you out here exposing me like this 😭😭
#humor#roasted#she always steppin on my neck#i swear to gawd#why my doctor had to get a lick in#like sir#you swore an oath#exposed and outed
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Walker Independence more like all of this could be solved with an orgy…
#walker independence#i swear to gawd#everyone in this two wants to fuck each other#calian x abby#tom x abby#hoyt x abby#abby x kate#calian x gus#calian x hoyt#tom x kai#kai x kate
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Recovered from a migraine like a day ago just to get another migraine *internal screaming*
#where is daddy Pascal with tea or that six shot coffee cup#i swear to gawd#if I'll end up getting my period on top of this....#im not gonna cry#im not gonna cryy#rambling bubbles 🫧
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#indycar#cameraman#i swear to gawd#this was what happened if you were watching via Indy Live#the cameraman eventually walked away from the podium
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working on smth that i have to finish this montj and istg if i dont keep going it’ll be the death of me
#i just started on it yesterday#i havent done this in a long time#i swear to gawd#oh goddess please give me thy motivation
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GUYS WHAT TGE FUCK
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TWO STUD CAMP IS SHAPED LIKE UROTSUKI
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i might be very very late to the game but i’m finally starting jojo’s bizarre adventure
#jojo's bizarre adventure#i swear to gawd#nobody fucking spoil me pls#i’m on ep 4 and loving it so far#love the art style
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Sorry I haven't posted any new fics in a while. I had a lot of work and assignments that I needed to finish. In short, life's been busy. Also the fact I've been just done with everything after the cancellation of "Shadow and Bone" as well as the firing of Melissa Barrera from Scream 7. I'll try to post sth before the end of the month.
#life#shadow & bone#shadow and bone#scream#i swear to gawd#life's been brutal#idk#i'll try to be more active#and post#bye
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