Piss off if you are a explicit blog. The ones that hit follow and don't have nothing in blog, I will think it's a bot and will block. Also would like to mention that I live inside your walls, you need to clean them.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Idea for a DJ!Killer
Like, in little towns that there are barely ANY nightclubs for the teens to dance or have a drink, one day some posters appear out of nowhere advertising this DJ called Mase K (a play word of masacre) and is housed in a rented warehouse out of town, with free drinks, all presented with the slogan "A party to die for!"
I still haven't thought **how** a DJ is going to go down from the remix table and begin killing people, but I'll see what I do.
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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
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You cannot convince me otherwise that eldritch creatures discuss via fighting, trying to rip eachothers troaths and when they end they sake hands saying:
"Nah, you were right all along, sorry on doubting you!"
"Oh, no worries! But to be fair, you had excellent points!" And then they leave like nothing ever happened.
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I NEED HELP WITH THE BOOPING
My dear mutuals (the two I have), how the HELL do I boop you? I use the website in my phone, I have recharged it four times already and I cannot find for the love of ANYTHING the boop button.
Edit:NEVERMIND I CAN'T FIND IT SO
BOOP
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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
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The Astarion brainroot is real istg.
First, a few weeks ago, I know of BG3, but I'm not really interested in it. I played a campaign of DND, so I know on where is based. Then, I started to hear about some companion named "Astarion the pale elf".
I decided "Why not?" and search about him in Youtube. Cue me watching ALL things about the silly vampire man and wishing with my whole being to hug him, ask him "Who hurted you?", wrap him like a burrito, pat him in the head and say "Don't worry about nothing, I'll be right back", I would say, as a grab a knife and go off searching for someone called Cazador in order to rip his heart out of his chest.
In conclusion: Yes, the brainroot is real
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 astarion#must protecc at all costs#Must protecc the baby#Even tho he is like 200 yrs old#He still baby#I love him#As in I would adopt him#As aro/aces do#We adopt the characters we like
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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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You may refer to me as Fandom, or any other nickname you can think on my name. I'm a aroace enby (they/them) that lurks the internet, so I may not post every month or so.
My interests include: Musicals, animation, animatics, voice acting, deranged characters, songs that speak to me etc. You know, the usual. The name "Fandomversethemovie" it's a reference that I'm in every single fandom possible, that I'm aware of. I may not be in *all* of the fandoms, but I'm probably in atleast 10 fandoms.
I write ideas that I have and things that my fellow garlic bread persons enjoy or can relate to. Sorry that you can't see what do I like or who I'm following, but I like to prevent people discovering how crazy I really am.
I'm practicing drawing, not quite good at it yet, so I might post one-shots of my current hyperfixation of the week. I appreciate feedback and any tips you can give me.
If you have any questions, you can ask me at "What is gender page", I allow anonymous asks.
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DND Campaign idea: All of the party are creatures of the night (vampires, werewolves, liches, zombies etc) but they don't know that information, so they have to hide their true nature
Vampire: I smell wet dog
**cue the werewolf, who just returned to camp/tavern after a full moon night of running around chasing things, waking up half sumerged in a creek**. Werewolf: Oh yeah! I petted a wet dog in my morning walk.
V: Why would you pet a wet dog?
W: Why not?!
**The Vampire is about to drink a goblet of "wine", until the lich aproaches them**
Lich: What are you drinking?
Vampire: I was about to drink, ah, wine!
L: Really? Why is it so thick?
V: It's how I like my wine! Very thick in consitency! Yep!
Bonus points if DM doesn't let the Players know what the others are playing as.
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You know you are an enby/aro/ace/aroace when the OC you created when you were 11 which their main characteristics were being sassy, emo and a Marie Sue now has transformed into a barely comprehensible monster that can shapeshift into anyform they desire.
Bonus points if you no longer know how to call them
(Also would like to adress the fact that aroace doesn't have the colours of the flag, which is a shame bc it's BEUTIFUL)
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the very ace/aro/enby need of making all your OC into blorblos with animalistic features, but enough human characteristics so you are not called a f word
Edit: WHY AROACE DOESN'T HAVE THE COLOUR OF THE FLAG BUT ENBY DOES? WTF?
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OK. In response to the comment above.
What makes you believe that someone couldn't eat the whole thing? Maybe it's their snack before supper for what, eight days? That's five nuggets a day and a cup of tea
The only concern I see in this picture is the fact they grabbed a bottle of milk and said "Let's put what is essentially water infused with dried grass in it"
Also would like to mention, I don't know how the Imperial Sistem works. How much liters a gallon is? And if you say "A gaLlon iS FoUr PinTs" that still doesn't help me. How much decilitres or mililitres is a pint? And a glass of water? I need answers
Sincerely, a person who is just here to watch the World War Tea happen with popcorn
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