#I SWEAR TO GAWD
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yuuji’s all golden retriever boyfriend, cute and sweet—the ultimate boy-next-door. he brings home little things that made him think of you: flowers, a couple of pastries, maybe with one of those cheesy punny cards that go ‘you’re all i knead’.
it’s wholesome until he catches you off guard with a response spoken so casually to your chuckle of ‘good on her’ when your neighbour’s moans can be heard from your living room—
he says, bright eyes and arm still wrapped to cuddle you, “Don’t worry, I’ll make you scream too.”
#🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#i swear to GAWD#yuuji x reader#iTS THE SWITCHUP#HE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY LIKE IT ISNT DIFFERENT FROM HOW HE NORMALLY TALKS#shotorus.bubble#rated#sorry i had to get this thought out
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DEAR GOD- SKGSKSGAKHFGHSDGJSHFD
#jose pedro balmaceda pascal#pedro pascal fandom#pedro pascal#pedropascal#EXCUSE ME SIRRRRR#he is so damn HANDSOME#i swear to gawd#the esquire will be the reason for my death#😫😫😫
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Join Zenless Zone Zero with Tsukishiro Yanagi, the deputy leader of Hollow Special Operations Section 6! Beneath her ordinary office lady exterior lies a meticulous, emotionally intelligent big sister to the team.
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#indycar#alex palou#RUN WHOLESOME SPANISH BOY#I SWEAR TO GAWD#IF THE HYBRID COST HIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP
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the very ace/aro/enby need of making all your OC into blorblos with animalistic features, but enough human characteristics so you are not called a f word
Edit: WHY AROACE DOESN'T HAVE THE COLOUR OF THE FLAG BUT ENBY DOES? WTF?
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getting emotional thinking about Nil holding a baby Dal
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me when trixie and katya said in their video of their podcast the bald and the beautiful that padam padam was katya's song but no, it's kylie minogue's song!!!!
#trixie and katya#padam padam#f*cking bop#kylie minogue#Spotify#i just can't#the difference#this video was so good#i swear to gawd#this song slaps#the bald and the beautiful
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ah well, there are my beloved toronto maple leafs
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KING 👑
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Y’ALL
Why did I just get back from the eye doctor where I got roasted by my doctor and my moms. I’m hella blind (which we already knew), but the doc was like “oh, your vision is getting worse, no surprise there”
I was like well damn… but then here comes my momma “it’s cuz all she does is read smut on her phone”
LIKE BROOOOO… why are you out here exposing me like this 😭😭
#humor#roasted#she always steppin on my neck#i swear to gawd#why my doctor had to get a lick in#like sir#you swore an oath#exposed and outed
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Tumblr murdered the quality and it was already bad
the Apple looks better tho
#Cuphead#cuphead au#if your wondering why he looks like that#it’s because he’s from one of my AUs#i swear to gawd#if one person (1) asks about the AU I’m dedicating my entire blog to it#this won’t get traction#Cupcest dni#its the neurodivergency#he’s so silly#lil murder man
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Me waiting for a family to leave so I can clean the table and watching the parents encourage their children to tear up the foam cups and throw food onto the floor because “its their job to clean up after the customers”:
#customer service#food service#fast food#fast food worker#food service worker#working#hey guys i’m really sad#i’m upset#someone fucking end it already#end my suffering#i swear to gawd#i will start crying
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I really wanted us to work
I held onto you so tightly
but you've pulled straw after straw from my hand
snapped the last hope you were still right for me in half
I see now that the person I love
hasn't been the same for a long time now
and maybe I could have saved us, maybe if you had fought too
but I have to listen to your every push and shove
take off the rose colored glasses that let me disavow
and acknowledge that neither of us still know you
I'll hold on to the love we had
Every memory, it was the most perfect thing I've ever held
I'll forever grieve the loss of our weld
but I won't wear my funeral clothes much longer
all you do is make me sad and terrified of moving away
we've so much to say but pain is the only way you give me any time of day
so it seems our time has passed
I have to try moving on, at least somewhat, at long last
#spilled thoughts#original writing#my writing#poets on tumblr#poetry#poets and writers#heartbreak#my poetry#poem#holding on to heartache#i would let him ruin my life#i swear to gawd#trying to move on#somewhat#my poem#poems#poetblr#poet corner#poetryportal#spilled words#heartbreak poetry
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#indycar#cameraman#i swear to gawd#this was what happened if you were watching via Indy Live#the cameraman eventually walked away from the podium
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Walker Independence more like all of this could be solved with an orgy…
#walker independence#i swear to gawd#everyone in this two wants to fuck each other#calian x abby#tom x abby#hoyt x abby#abby x kate#calian x gus#calian x hoyt#tom x kai#kai x kate
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Recovered from a migraine like a day ago just to get another migraine *internal screaming*
#where is daddy Pascal with tea or that six shot coffee cup#i swear to gawd#if I'll end up getting my period on top of this....#im not gonna cry#im not gonna cryy#rambling bubbles 🫧
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