#gary the prophet

[the-misadventures-of-v]

what do you mean gary’s gone?!?!

[resari-the-snivelakian]

Fifty-eighth page.

Fifty-sixth page.

[taiyo-yokai]

Gary The Prophet:.....

Shiro: ARASAKA ARE TRUE LIFE BLOOD SUCKERS!!! WITH OUT THE GLITTER!! I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN DAMN EYES. HANAKO TURNED IN TO A BAT!!!

Kerry hiding: JFC.....No more glitter for you.

[kiteran]

They are lizards from Alpha Centauri

[figureskatingcostumes]

Lucas Tsuyoshi Honda's free program costume at the 2021 Cup of Austria. He skated to Blues for Klook and The Prophet.

(Source: fsphoto_syo)

[gabsthecrab]

she's here to tell you aliens are real

[alexgalaxyboo]

Hear me out.

[vox-off]

finally made my first mono black deck and it fuckin rules so hard, this color slaps. the gray merchant is my bro now, we're ride or die, he's my silly rabbit with his giant fucking bag

[the-misadventures-of-v]

people of watson

[resari-the-snivelakian]

Fifty-fourth page.

Fifty-second page.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Lied. Does blood soak this island as it rains? How will we survive?

Sorry for being strange, everyone, back to our usual routine now.

[ashtxeman]

Black Friday AU where Gary Goldstein is the prophet instead of Linda. Gary Goldstein MOOOTHEERR at Law. I think they'd be successful in building the portal honestly, Gary gets it done.

[gozuforce]

I wish I had witnessed the technical difficulties in their "citation needed" or "two of these people are lying" days. Allthough I really enjoy what they are doing now, it's on a different more laid back level than those two chaotic series.

I really recommend it to anyone curious about humoristic trivia games. Tom Scott is a pretty good host, both in leading contestants and on his own, but matt grey, chris joel and especially gary brannan are simply too good at derailling any conversation.

highlights include:

the prizes at the end of most episodes of "citation needed" being crazy convoluted wordplays and alliterations

fish tank and people tank

a goose and a train

the chocolate war

a pope infestation

"and the wheel lands on... france"

tom scott awarding points for someone simply paraphrasing what he just said

Gary occasionnal throwing some of the wildest sounds a man can produce with his mouth

the tale of Henricus, the drunkard gaul prophet who came to rome

that time matt stated "I'm telling you, that's not mine" and Tom still went and picked his proposition

gary trapped in an endless giggle fit.

multiple instances of tom crossing off gary's proposition immediately, and being wrong half the time.

"so you think they just transported a flipping corpse to the house of Commons?"

Juan Pujol and Jack Churchill both being grandiose WWII mad lads in their own ways

the whole "hagia Sophia" debacle, from Tom being mocked by the commenters for not knowing it, to the terrible description which almost made me think I was mistaken, to the final twist ending

that one time one of the liers was accidentally closer to the truth than the one who was supposed to have picked the article

Tom being certain an airoport he actually went to didn't exist

Gary being a massive "old timey official documents" nerd, but also the man with the grossest jokes of the crew

on that point, "♪ have you ever seen your granny [...]"

hugging a penguin

"are you done?"

[azzura]

I need to see og Bubbline reacting to Candy Queen, vamp world Bubbline, and Gumlee. If that’s too much you could just have them react to one of the other universes

OG Bubbline reacting to:

Bonnie

- would think candy queen is an “unfavorable” version of herself. Idk if you remember, but in the episode where butterscotch and gumball were playing a game, butterscotch was poking into Gumball’s mind and in his aspirations, one of his dreams/goals was to be considered a god/prophet. I like to think Bonnie thinks the same, given she’s just as ambitious (they’re literally the same person). So seeing Candy Queen is a direct hit to her ego and despises the idea of seeing herself be so insane. (Bonnie also was pretty critical of Ice King before Marceline asked her to address him/view him as Simon). I think after the revelation that the Winter King was directing the crazy crown curse onto Candy Queen would warrant some sympathy, but overall I don’t think she enjoys this other version of herself

- vamp world she’s like,,,, damn… should i get a haircut??? Thinks she’s badass. Still admires that she’s taking charge. Probably senses the gay feelings that vamp world!Bubblegum has for the Star. We love a tragic forbidden romance.

- reacting to OG Gumlee, probably doesn’t have much thought on either of them because they’re supposed to be directly mirroring the original. So I imagine whatever Bonnie feels towards herself and Marceline, is the same for the OG swap

- reacting to Fionna and Cake show Gumlee, probably thinks it’s sweet the Gary is doing what she does but in the form of baking. Baking is also a science, so I imagine she appreciates that. As for Marshall, well… any version of Marceline appears to be a dreamboat.

Marceline

- i think she would view candy queen with the same empathy/respect she has for Simon/Ice King, given Candy Queen is suffering from the same curse. Would be particularly painful given Bonnie is her romantic partner. She would wonder what her version of herself in that world is doing without her

- vamp world…. Never pictured butch Bonnie, but she is a FAN. I think viewing the Star would be particularly triggering, given she’s a version of herself that was left alone without Simon and was misguided by the Vampire King to commit atrocities. It’s probably worrying to think how easily misguided she could have been. Dark times, dark thoughts for Marceline

- reacting to OG Gumlee, same thing more or less. It’s just their original selves but…. Male.

- reacting to Fionna and Cake show Gumlee, admires that Marshall Lee was willing to risk so much for Gary— even after not knowing him for very long. That sort of grand gesture, hopeless romantic behavior, resonates deeply for Marceline. They’re both poets/artists that love deeply. Thinks Gary is a bit of a nerd, but a lovable one. Much like her own Bonnibel

[multi-muse-transect]

A part of me thinks Gary the Prophet making connections with vampires is a reference to how Cyberpunk was gonna have a crossover with World Of Darkness apparently.

I’m not kidding, this is real. V would’ve gotten the option to become a vampire. @aggravateddurian