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brokehorrorfan · 9 months ago
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Gary Pullin celebrates 25 years of The Blair Witch Project with an 18x24 print. Priced at $50, it will ship in May.
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defconprime · 6 months ago
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Mirror Mirror by Gary Pullin
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rippleberries · 9 months ago
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Ghoulish Gary got some 🔥 Re-Animator art in his store
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geekynerfherder · 1 year ago
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'A Nightmare On Elm Street' by Gary Pullin.
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scififorbiddenzone · 2 years ago
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Candyman (1992)
Artwork by Gary Pullin
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horror-heks · 2 years ago
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horrororman · 2 years ago
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My Bloody Valentine is a wonderfully faithful novelization that adds more meat on the pickaxe in all the right areas. #ArmandoMunoz killed it! ⛏️ An awesome forward by director #GeorgeMihalka. And as always, killing it in the art department, #GaryPullin!
5/5
#horrorbooks
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cryptofmadness · 4 months ago
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MAD issue #039 Cover Art Reveal!
Posted by Chet Reams
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The new MAD mag cover art for issue 039 has been revealed via MAD on Instagram!
Cover artist is Gary Pullin!
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madamshogunassassin · 5 months ago
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graphicpolicy · 2 years ago
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The Illustrated Al: The Songs of “Weird Al” Yankovic is a celebration of Weird Al
The Illustrated Al: The Songs of “Weird Al” Yankovic is a celebration of Weird Al #graphicnovel #comics #comicbooks #weirdal
Five-time Grammy Award-winner and legendary musical satirist “Weird Al” Yankovic has written ALL of the greatest songs of both the 20th and 21st centuries. Z2 has gathered some of the top cartoonists to express Al’s “Yankovisions” visually within this book’s pages. The great Al-merican songbook features 20+ classic songs interpreted by a group of amazing artists. Creators: Hilary Barta, Jim…
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illustraction · 9 months ago
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VERTIGO (1958) - AMP: ALTERNATIVE MOVIE POSTERS (Part 9/10)
One of the most colorful movie ever filmed and my favorite Alfred Hitchcock movie is without a doubt Vertigo. That masterpiece also inspired tens of designers/Artists in the last 12 years who each added a new visual twist on the AMP / limited edition prints gathered above (Click on each image for details).
Director: Alfred Hitchcock Actors: James Stewart, Kim Novak
ALL OUR AMP / Limited edition prints ARE HERE
If you like this entry, check the other 9 parts of this week’s Blog as well as our Blog Archives
All our NEW POSTERS are here All our ON SALE posters are here
The posters above courtesy of ILLUSTRACTION GALLERY
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brokehorrorfan · 6 months ago
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Friday the 13th (2009) will be released on 4K Ultra HD on September 17 via Arrow Video. Gary Pullin designed the new artwork for the Platinum Dunes remake; the original poster is on the reverse side.
Marcus Nispel (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) directs from a script by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift (Freddy vs. Jason). Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, and Derek Mears star.
The limited edition set comes with a booklet featuring new writing by Matt Konopka and Alexandra West, a double-sided poster, and a Crysal Lake postcard.
The theatrical version and "killer" extended cut of the film are presented in 4K in Dolby Vision with original 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio. Special features are listed below, where you can also see more of the contents.
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Disc 1:
Theatrical cut (97 minutes)
Audio commentary by director Marcus Nispel (new)
Audio commentary by writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon (new)
Interview with director Marcus Nispel (new)
Interview with writers Mark Swift and Damian Shannon (new)
Interview with cinematographer Daniel Pearl (new)
A Killer New Beginning - Video essay on Friday the 13th and horror remakes by film critic Matt Donato (new)
Terror Trivia track excerpts
The Rebirth of Jason Voorhees featurette 
Hacking Back / Slashing Forward featurette
The 7 Best Kills featurette 
Deleted scenes 
Teaser trailer
Theatrical trailer
TV spots
Electronic press kit
Image gallery
Disc 2:
Killer cut (105 mintues)
Audio commentary by film critics Alexandra Heller-Nicholas and Josh Nelson (new)
A group of oblivious teenagers choose Camp Crystal Lake as the destination for a weekend getaway. Among them, the young Clay Miller (Jared Padalecki) is not looking for fun and frolics, but for his sister Whitney who disappeared around the lake six weeks earlier. The trip turns into a waking nightmare as the bloodthirsty Jason emerges from the shadows, wielding a deadly machete and out for blood. Cut off from civilization, these youths discover too late that Crystal Lake bears the scars of a violent past as they uncover the terrifying events that spurred the masked killer’s quest for violent vengeance.
Pre-order Friday the 13th (2009).
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thebearer · 8 months ago
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nothing in the world belongs to me |carmen berzatto x reader|
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prompt: still new in your relationship, you show up to the bear for dinner unexpectedly, surprising carmen and the others.
based off this prompt from the other day :)
contains: fluff lol. really, it's just fluff. established-ish relationship (the others don't know). carmen being a little nervous and possessive but mainly cute <3 language.
“Alright, listen up,” Richie stood next to Sydney, flicking through the piles of tickets that were ringing through by the second. It was normal now, an expected task in their routine. “We need to walk the focaccia to table seven, please.” 
“Yes, Chef!” A chorus of nearly robotic voices rose from the sizzling hiss of the lamb searing in Carmen’s pan, lifting the spatula to tip the meat over, before giving it back to the chef on the line. 
“And for table nine, we’ve got a shellfish allergy, alright? So let’s triple check the cross contamination on that. T, can you handle that one?” Richie moved from his leather bound book of notes back to the ticket. 
“Yes, Chef!” Tina chimed, pulling a freshly washed pan, filling it with the veal stock. 
“Table nine, is that- that’s the senator?” Carmen turned to Richie, tasting the roux bubbling on Victoria’s station, giving her a curt nod of approval. 
“No, that’s table eleven.” Richie hummed, looking back at his notebook. “Nine, is… a birthday. Booked online.” Carmen had already begun to drone him out, mind racing with a million other things as Richie listed the guests name. Until he got to one. 
The name Carmen was sure he was hallucinating. The name no one knew- How would they know? How could they possibly know your name? 
You and Carmen had been seeing each other for a little while. A few weeks that were slowly turning into months. A casual thing that was slowly turning more serious. Dates and meetups are becoming more frequent. You’d even invited him over to your place a few times, he’d spent the night last week. 
Still, Carmen hadn’t managed to tell anyone. Selfishly, he liked that you were all his for now. Privacy was not guaranteed in the Berzatto house, in Carmen’s life still. He knew they meant well, they always did- he knew it wasn’t purposeful, the intrusion that almost always led to a demise. Carmen wasn’t ready for it, not yet, he still wanted you all to himself. 
“Carmen?” Sydney’s voice pulled him out of his panicked trance. “Chef, are you- are you good?” Her voice lilted with that familiar suspicious quip, the one always accompanied with her lifted brows. 
“What?” Carmen blinked, hands buzzing, heart thumping. He could see the window, Richie’s frame blocking most of it. “Sorry, yeah- yeah, I’m good, Chef.” 
Sydney watched him carefully, a slow nod before she continued calling out orders. Carmen could feel Richie’s eyes on him, narrowed with curiosity. Carmen tried to be nonchalant, crossing the kitchen back towards Tina, his eyes cutting carefully, looking out the window. 
There you were. 
Sitting pretty at the middle table, surrounded by friends, some Carmen recognized from your Instagram. He’d actually logged in to the app, looked you up after the first date, consumed every photo of yours in the dark of his room. Cheeks burning with excited heat, stomach fluttering in a way he hadn’t felt since junior high. 
“Alright, walk five salads to nine.” Sydney called out. “Where’s our runners? God, Richie, can you run-” 
“-I got it.” Carmen called, the urgency in his tone making Tina jump behind him. Carmen took the tray before Gary could, his hands shaking as he lifted it. 
“Cousin, I can get it.” Richie frowned. 
“No, I-I got it.” Carmen nodded, swallowing down his fluttering nerves. His eyes cut to your table through the window, heart skipping when he saw you. “I got it. I’ll be- I’ll just be a second.” 
“I don’t- I can’t even handle that one right now.” Sydney sighed in exasperation. “Alright, Chefs. Let’s get back on track.” She announced, shaking her head. Richie frowned, pulling out his phone. 
Sugar’s cell buzzed against the hostess stand, excusing herself to check it. 
From: Richie 
‘Look at table nine.’ 
Sugar huffed. 
To: Richie 
‘Why? Is there something wrong?’ 
She stepped back, casually turning to scan the room, eyes landing on the table. A small group of girls, younger, and amongst them- Carmen? 
To: Richie 
‘Is something wrong with the food? Do I need to comp it?’ 
From: Richie 
‘No. Cousin wanted to go out there.’ 
Sugar frowned, angling her body behind the large plant near the front as casually as she could. She watched through the leaves as Carmen passed out the salads, each girl grinning widely, but their eyes always cut to one on the end. 
Carmen saved your salad for last, hoping the lowlights of the restaurant would hide his boyish blush, setting the bowl in front of you carefully. “Hey,” 
“Hi,” You smiled sheepishly, looking to meet his gaze. “Everything looks so good.” 
“Yeah? Thanks.” Carmen nodded. “I-I didn’t know you were comin’ tonight.” 
“I’m sorry.” You cringed softly, embarrassed heat flooding through your veins. You knew better, knew you shouldn’t have done this- showed up at his restaurant unannounced. 
“I, uh, it’s my friend’s birthday.” You nodded towards Alicia at the end of the table. “And I was telling them about that pasta you made me, and they really wanted to come try it.” Your nerves bubbled, rambling in nervous peals that seemed to pour out before you could stop them.  
“Yeah, no, that’s really nice. Thank you.” Carmen nodded, giving a half smile to your friends, hoping they didn’t see the way he wiped his clammy hands on his apron. “Why didn’t- Why didn’t you just call me? Tell me you were comin’ in.” 
“I didn’t want to bother you.” You muttered softly. “I honestly didn’t think you’d even see us here, I swear. I didn’t mean to bother you or anything-” 
“-You’re not bothering me.” Carmen’s voice dropped to a coo, accompanied with a soft smile that had your head spinning. “Never a bother, but, uh, next time? Bother me, ok? Wanna make sure you get the best seat in the house.” 
Your cheeks flushed with heat, your friends excited giggles only intensifying the rushing heat blanketing over your body. Carmen’s own cheeks heated, tongue rolling on the inside of his cheek to hide his grin. 
“Alright?” Carmen added, and in a complete act of shocking boldness, his hand squeezed your shoulder affectionately. A small gesture on the outside, but for Carmen, it was huge. 
“Alright.” You grinned, leaning into his touch, your hands sliding over his. 
“How’s everything so far?” Carmen turned to the table, nodding at the excited gushes of compliments, not missing the way your friends cut their eyes to you with animated glee. 
“Just let me know if you need anything, ok?” Carmen turned to you.
“I will.” You nodded, starry eyed with love sick affection. 
“Good. I’ll see you before you leave, alright?” Carmen muttered, ducking down towards you. His lips brushed over your cheek, your perfume clouding his senses. “You’re not botherin’ me. ‘M glad you’re here.” 
Your cheek pressed to his, a gentle, affectionate rub before Carmen parted. Both of your features painted with shy delight. 
Carmen could feel everyone’s eyes, through flickering gazes and lifted brows. Sydney’s gaze lingering over him skeptically, still counting tickets. Fak’s wide grin from the corner, loading trays to take out. 
“Hey, uh, Marcus.” Carmen ignored Richie’s raised brows, a teasing, questioning remark on the tip of his tongue. 
“Yes, Chef?” Marcus muttered, looking up from the cannolis he was garnishing. 
“Table nine has a birthday. I was thinkin’ maybe the chocolate ganache, punch it with the little circle to make it look like a cake. Add a candle?” Carmen muttered, hand rubbing across his face. 
“Yeah, Chef, I can do that.” Marcus nodded. 
“Thank you.” Carmen nodded. “And Chef? Let me know when it’s ready before you walk it.” 
Marcus frowned. “No, it’s not- I just wanna walk it, ok?” Carmen shook his head. 
“Alright.” Marcus nodded slowly. “Heard, Chef.” 
Richie smirked, leaning against the stainless steel table. “So,” Richie hummed. “There a complaint or somethin’? Need me to go talk to ‘em-” 
“-No,” Carmen snapped, the possessiveness in his tone startling the both of them. “Sorry, it’s- No, I-I don’t need you to do that, Chef. Everything’s good.” 
Richie nodded slowly, passing the dishes to Gary with a nod. “You gonna tell me what that was about?” 
“No, Chef.” Carmen clipped, an edge to his tone that was teetering on annoyed. “But, uh, there’s not gonna be a check on table nine.” 
“What?” Richie frowned. “Did you mess somethin’ up? Seriously, Cousin, if something's wrong it’s my job to know-” 
“-No, it’s not-.” Carmen huffed, eyes pinching closed, running a hand over his face in frustration. “Look, that’s… The girl on the end? I-I’ve been kinda seein’ her, ya know?” He muttered. 
Richie gawked, blinking in disbelief. “No shit.” He grinned. “No shit? You-You’re serious?” He turned to look out the window. 
“Don’t fuckin’ look.” Carmen hissed. “Look, it-it’s not a big deal, alright? Just don’t-don’t say anything o-or do anything.” 
Richie swallowed back a teasing remark, a reactive reaction from years of being with Mikey. How the two of them used to tease Carmen endlessly, until they were fighting on the front lawn, Mikey howling with laughter while Carmen was red faced with mortified anger. 
This time, Richie held back. He wasn’t sure why, call it divine intervention, a gut feeling maybe, but it felt different this time. 
“Alright.” Richie nodded slowly. “No ticket for nine. Heard.” 
Carmen’s foot tapped anxiously. “I mean, right? Th-That’s what I should do right?” Carmen looked over his shoulder out the window. “That would be shitty to give her a check? Be a complete jagoff move to charge her?” 
“Yeah,” Richie scoffed lightly. “Jagoff of the fuckin’ year. Makin’ your girl pay to come to your place.” 
Carmen’s heart swelled at the term- your girl. His girl. You were his girl. 
“Walk four Pappardelle to nine. Walk one Pappardelle vegetarian style to nine.” Sydney called. 
Carmen dipped the spoon in the glaze, garnishing the plate before sliding it towards Sydney. “So, you gonna take these out?” He muttered. 
“No,” Carmen huffed. “Gonna wait until the cake.” 
“Yeah, good idea, Cousin.” Richie nodded with a proud smile. “That when you’re gonna tell them no check tonight?” 
“No,” Carmen shook his head. “I don’t- It would feel weird comin’ from me.” He looked up at Richie. “I was gonna let you do it.” 
“Yeah, I can handle that.” Richie smirked. “And I won’t say anything, Cousin.” He stopped Carmen before he could say it. “I got you, Cousin. I won’t fuck it up, alright?” 
Carmen nodded slowly, a strangled thank you on the tip of his tongue. The door swung open behind Richie, and for a second, Carmen caught a glimpse of you. Smiling and laughing, leaned in over the table, no doubt giggling with your friends about him. Carmen’s heart squeezed, but this time, without fear. No, there was no dooming fear that you were mocking him, making fun of him. This time, he felt the content rush of adrenaline filled love. A change in his routine, yes. Unexpected, sure, but he was glad for it. Glad that you were there- here, with him.
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johnny-dynamo · 11 months ago
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Tales From The Crypt - Demon Knight by Gary Pullin
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underworld-park-offical · 1 year ago
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BEBE: ♪ And I'm bad like the barbie ♪
RED: ♪ Barbie ♪
BEBE: ♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪
RED: ♪ Party ♪
BEBE: ♪ Pink Vette but I'm ready to bend ♪
RED: ♪ Bend ♪
WENDY: Bitch
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BEBE: ♪ I'm a ten so I'm pullin a Ken ♪
RED: ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪
RED: ♪ Grrrah ♪
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BEBE: ♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪
RED: ♪ Damn  ♪
WENDY: Bitch
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RED: ♪ It girls ♪
BEBE: ♪ It girls ♪
RED: ♪ And we ain't playin tag ♪
BEBE: ♪ Grrah ♪
WENDY: WILL YOU 711, SLUSHIE SLURPING, ALWAYS BURPING, SELFIE STICK, HUGE PRICK, STUPID WHORES, SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND??!?!?!
RED: Booooo
BEBE: Party Pooper!
BEBE: Let us sing our BARBIE WORLD in PEACE
RED: Yeah, for real!
RED: Boooooooo!
RED: Not the straight A student talking 💀
WENDY: SHUT. UP.
WENDY: You can at LEAST turn it down enough to where I won't go DEAF
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WENDY: Red. What. the fuck.
RED: Take a before death selfie with me
WENDY: Wh
WENDY: WHY
RED: Idk ur the closest lmao ♪
WENDY: Ughhh
WENDY: Why did I ever join your hype house?
RED: Lmaooo
RED: Big L
RED: L
RED: Big L
RED: Raito L Loser lmao
WENDY: I hope you get flung out of the wind shield and die
RED: 💀💀💀
WENDY: STOP SAYING SKULL EMOJI OH MY GOD, YOU'RE JUST LIKE CRAIG
RED: Sorry it's in our genes 😝😝😝
WENDY: NO IT FUCKING ISN'T 
WENDY: CRINGE ISN'T FUCKING GENETIC
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BEBE: Can you hoes SHUT UP
BEBE: I'm LITERALLY trying to listen to Barbie World but I can’t because y'all are SCREAMING
BEBE: Literally boutta hop over my seat and FIGHT Y'ALL
RED: Is the song on loop
BEBE: Yeah should be
RED: Just like
RED: Reset it or something 💀
BEBE: UGHHHHH
WENDY: I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU, BEBE
BEBE: DO IT
NICHOLE: Guys can we go ONE second without fighting each other??
NICHOLE: This is serious!
BEBE: Not as serious as this ASS WHOOPING Wendy's about to get
WENDY: OH NO YOU DINT-IT!
WENDY: Red, Hold my earrings
RED: OOOOH SHIT!! WORLDSTAR!!!
RED: Hey guys, it's Red, and welcome back to my channel~ NICHOLE: GUYS NO-
BEBE: COME HERE YOU BITCH
WENDY: FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW
NICHOLE: WATCH THE ROAD!!!
NICHOLE: RANDOM PEDESTRIAN!!!
RED: Extra points if they’re innocent! 😲
RED: Don't watch the road. this is really good content
NICHOLE: RED!!!
RED: WHAT?????
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WENDY: Hold on
WENDY: What
WENDY: Is that
WENDY: Is that a twink in the road?
BEBE: What??
BEBE: Holy shit
RED: Ewww, wild queer
RED: Smh my head
NICHOLE: Guys, it's just Gary
NICHOLE: We should give him a ride
BEBE: Girl are you crazy?
BEBE: I don’t want the scent of computer  in my car!
BEBE: That is SO not SLAY
NICHOLE: It's so cold out here! His hard drive’s gonna freeze!
BEBE: Good! Maybe he can finally stop going “I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please Deliver” over and over!
BEBE: LITERALLY why do you think we kicked him out of the Hype House?
NICHOLE: Just pull over…
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BEBE: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BEBE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE
BEBE: WHATEVERRRRRRR
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 WENDY: Heyyyyy
WENDY: Uhhhh
WENDY: Garyyyyy…
GARY: Wе mаy nоt bе аblе tо lоwеr thе cost of gas, but wе саn do something аbоut hоw mаnу miles yоu will drive per gallon! Stop by your lосаl O'Reilly Auto Parts store tоdаy and let us help уоu inсrеаsе thе pеrfоrmаnсе оf yоur car or truck. Simplе things likе rеplасing yоur аir filtеr, chаnging wоrn оut spаrk plugs, and using fuеl injесtоr сlеаnеr саn аdd up tо bеttеr fuеl есоnоmy аnd Big Sаvings!
     There's an O'Reilly Auto Parts stоrе сlоsе tо yоu thаt hаs thе nаmе brands, low prices and pеоplе whо саn hеlp. Rеstоrе lоst fuеl есоnоmy AND eliminate rough idle with Luсаs fuеl injесtоr сlеаnеr. Right nоw аt O'Rеilly Autо Pаrts, Buy TWO аnd GET ONE FREE!
GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises! 
RED: Ew, he’s advertising
RED: Let's bail
BEBE: Yeah, I agree
NICHOLE: No, we’re not leaving him
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GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!
RED: Shit, I think he’s broken
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WENDY: Gary
WENDY: Why don’t you
WENDY: Get out of the cold…
WENDY: And into the trunk of Bebe's car?
GARY: Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes of free music.
GARY: I’m Gary the Mormon who Advertises!
BEBE: Biiiitch I think he's like, malfunctioning…
RED: Frfr
RED: It's creeping me out, tbh
NICHOLE: Why would you suggest he go in the trunk?
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WENDY: So he doesn’t bother us with his weird ad shit!
GARY: In the U.S. RMHC Chapters, support millions of children and their families each year, with the help of caring customers like you. McDonald's Helps RMHC provide families more comfort, care, and kindness by donating one penny every time a happy meal is sold.
GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!
WENDY: We just…
WENDY: Put him in the trunk
WENDY: Tape his mouth shut
WENDY: And Boom, problem solved!
RED: I mean…
RED: I’m not against that
BEBE: Yeah
BEBE: Do any of you have, like, duct tape?
GARY: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!  Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! 
    Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. 
    To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completely dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!
BEBE: Shut the fuck up, this is why we kicked you out of the Hype House!
RED: I think I have some tape here…
NICHOLE: Guys, no…
NICHOLE: We aren't putting him in the trunk, and we definitely aren't taping his mouth shut!
RED: This bitch crazy, frfr
BEBE: Yeah Nichole, do you want  to hear him the whole car ride?
BEBE: The only thing worse than this is that there's no wifi
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GARY: Bring your phone & number and get $600 off our new Biz Unlimited 5G Smartphone Plans. Nationwide 5G. Types: 5G Devices, Smartphones, Mobile Hotspots, Tablets, Basic Phones. Available with Biz Unlimited Plus 5G or Unlimited Pro 5G. Terms apply; Limited time offer!
GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!
RED: Yeah dead ass, I can't play any roblox out here 💀
GARY: Do you not have any robux? Don't worry! With roblox money tree you can get infinity robux!! All you need to do is type in your roblox username and password and play games! Then you'll get infinite robux! So don't wait! Get roblox money tree now and win infinite robux!
GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!
NICHOLE: Just…
NICHOLE: Just get in the car
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GARY: F**k you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my ***! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherf**ker, you'll fall for this bullsh*t! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ***! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ***! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll f**k her! 
That's right, we'll f**k your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're f**k*d six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's, home of challenge p***ng! That's right, challenge p***ng! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait, don't delay, don't f**k with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to f**k off! Hurry up, ***hole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherf**ker! Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!
GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!
NICHOLE: Uhm…
NICHOLE: You’re…
NICHOLE: You’re welcome???
GARY: Jones BBQ and Foot Massage, Jones BBQ and Foot Massage. You better come on down here and get some of this shit. You like to eat, America likes to eat! So why not open up somewhere America can sit down, enjoy a meal, and get their feet rubbed. We'll fry anything you want for $5.99 as long as it's friable and edible, we'll make it delicable. We will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know were friable. The beak, the feathers, we'll fry candy bars!                                                                                                                                                                            ll      >>>>All that European stuff that you don't really normally eat, we'll bring it down and we'll fry it for you. Ask McDonald's to fry something other than what they normally fry. Guess what you're gonna get? Nothing! If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer. Hell, this is a dinosaur! All our meats are gently tenderized to their optimum deliciousness. We got fine dinosaur meat. Took my money, made me pay child support! Come on down here and get you a slice! Once they get your social security number, it's over! Motivated, Motivated, Motivated, Motivated! So friends, let's just decide you don't want no barbecue, well that's fine too.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       >>>Why not let one of my foot specialists or myself perform my magic? Look at that, don't that look wonderful? If you really pay me enough, we'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also. Success is the rule down here at Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage. So go ahead and give me a call or find us online, on the world wide internets at the new website. That's, J O N E S BIG ASS truck rental and storage,  dot com, backslash, Jones GOOD ASS bbq and foot massage, dot, html. Excuse me, did you call number 52? Did you hear me call number 52?!
GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!
BEBE: O…. kayyyyyy
BEBE: Slay I guess?
RED: Nahhh, not the FNAF character talking 💀
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WENDY: Just…
WENDY: Nobody….
WENDY: SAY
WENDY: Anything…
WENDY: ...
NICHOLE: ...
EVERYONE IN THE CAR: ….
BEBE: Nichole, this is all your fault
NICHOLE: WH???
(Edits and GIF done by @cattpup5 (mod Jello) )
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zingaplanet · 1 year ago
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Ok Carra's dad enthusiastically pullin Gary for a hug like a son and Gary joking how he conspired with Carragher senior to pull the mural prank in his Bootle is legit in-laws and spousal behaviours
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