#garbage fantasy

[strapskinkstories]

Photo Source: Unknown, if yours please claim (DMd to me by @diaperboy06)

Jeff was invited by Mommy Annabelle, a German Mistress who was well known for extreme breathplay and cruel unusual diaper games. One of her most famous was "The Diaper Hood" While many people have imitated her diaper hood, only she knew how to truly make a man fear for his life with nothing more than a diaper and his own excrement. Jeff had put in a request on Annabelle's website years ago, he thought he would never hear from her. Then he got a text message from an anonymous number

"Hello Jeff, it's Mommy Annabelle, Mistress Annabelle, of MissAnnabelle on Twitter and my website that now no longer exists (long story short I let the contract expire) anyhow reply to this text or just show up to my dungeon if you want to have the cruelest diaper session of your life, you did say you wanted cruel right? Come to my address and lets do it!"

Jeff looked up the address in Maps and noticed it was five minutes from his house. He drove to the nondescript office building, all the windows were painted black and the door was a plain blue metal door. He knocked on it and a woman opened the door wearing a lovely red leather dress.

Mommy Annabelle wore a tight red leather dress and red high heel shoes. She came over to Jeff and hugged him squeezing his face snugly to her chest. Jeffs breaths sped up, he breathed deep and heavy. Mommy Annabelle said "Just breathe my leathery scent, let it drive you into a deep sleep on my chest." She held Jeff down, he didn't feel right doing this. Jeff whimpered and struggled trying to speak to this woman, but she just squeezed him down tighter into her sweet leathery scented sweaty breasts. It was sticky and warm, he fell asleep after a few minutes of her smothering him, limiting his breaths. When he reawoke he was sat in a lounge chair, his arms were in heavy rubber cuffs and his legs were in heavy rubber cuffs. The leg cuffs were tightly attached to the chair and a pair of loops attached Jeffs hands to his legs tightly. He couldn't move anything but his head.

Mommy Annabelle said "So you wanted the must cruel session ever huh? I think I can make that happen, especially considering I just got a shipment in." Mommy Annabelle walked in with a rolling dumpster, it stunk horribly of piss sweat and shit, the smell of old used diapers. Jeff screamed "What are you doing untie me from this chair you crazy woman!" Mommy Annabelle shouted "How rude! You ill mannered brat! I'll have to train that out of you before I let you leave these walls, if I let you leave!" Mommy Annabelle pulled her dress up slightly, she slid off a large pair of PVC bloomers and said "These will do well. You like them? Soft red PVC." She pressed her sweaty bloomers to his face. Jeff gagged and said "Mistress, Mommy, whatever you want me to call you this is not my thing! Please let me go!" Mommy Annabelle walked over to the giant trash bin filled with diapers, she pulled a bunch of diapers into her bloomers and said "These will do well, some nasty diapers from 80 year olds at the nursing home, they rarely shower, theyre really stinky and their shit is extremely thick and sticky!" Jeff screamed "GOD NO!!! NO WAY!!! I WAS EXPECTING SOME DIAPERS FROM OTHER GUYS AND MAYBE A LADY BUT NOT OLD MEN AND WOMEN IN NURSING HOME GROSS!!!" Mommy Annabelle shouted "You don't yell inside! Who taught you your manners! I need to teach you a very harsh lesson!" She pulled her PVC bloomers over his head tightly and pressed the disgusting diapers against his face.

Jeff made gurgling screams beneath the diaper and bloomers. Mommy Annabelle said "Scream twice if you promise you'll lick Mommys dirty leather dress clean!" Jeff screamed twice, he couldn't fathom spending another second with the shit and piss of 80 year old men and women over his face, he was suffocating and drowning in their excrement and sweat, it was disgusting! Mommy Annabelle said "Scream twice if you like being suffocated in filthy diapers!" Jeff was silent, he made gurgling sounds as he swallowed the filth trying to get air. Mommy Annabelle chuckled and said "Make a gurgling sound if you want me to bury you alive in diapers!' Jeff made a loud gurgling cry. She said "Seems like you want to be buried alive in diapers, I'll do that right after you lick my dress clean! I look forward to having someone clean my 40 year old dress clean, hasn't been cleaned once. Make sure you lick all the gross crusty sweat out of it!" Mommy Annabelle held the bloomers tight to Jeffs face and pulled them tighter and tighter pressing the diapers to his face saying "When you awaken I want you to tongue my dress clean like your life depends on it, miss a single spot and I bury you in that bin of diapers!" Jeff gulped as she pulled it so tight, it hurt his nose. It filled his nose with thick sludge. Jeff made almost silent gurgling cries, thrashing against the restraints before going limp. While he was blacked out Mommy Annabelle pulled her slimy nasty dress off and pulled it down over Jeffs head and upper body forcefully, squeezing him painfully tight! Mommy Annabelle let him awaken and said "GET LICKING" Jeff cried out "IT HURTS ITS TOO TIGHT I CANT ITS SO TIGHT AGAINST MY FACE" He could barely push his tongue into the leather to get air let alone lick it. He could barely lick it anyway it was so disgusting tasting.

Mommy Annabelle said as she pulled the leg straps off keeping his hands tied to his legs "Looks like someone needs to be thrown out like the trash they are. Dress lickers that don't lick my dress are defective, so I throw you away like other defective things, goodbye Jeff" She plunged a needle into his ass as she dumped him head first into the bin of diapers. she threw her bloomers full of diapers over him and wheeled the bin outside saying "Goodbye Jeff, was nice knowing you." The next morning it was horribly hot, it felt like Jeff was being cooked in a oven. Jeff cried weakly but knew it was no use. A loud truck approached and he felt the world turn upside down as he was dumped into the back of the truck, suddenly he felt everything get warmer and tighter as he was compacted into a bunch of fresh warm diapers that were just picked up, it was disgusting and nasty and forced foul fluids and sludge into his mouth and nose. Jeff cried silently knowing that this was going to be eternal, he would never die. Hours later he was dumped into the landfill, to be forgotten for eternity. Nothing but a trashed diaper.

[altocat]

This pic from yesterday's Rebirth event feels like a meme waiting to happen.

[childofthestone]

the freaking codex entry taash writes about learning the genders. sorry but what on gods green earth was that

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Fabian's new bard teacher is so relatable to me. He said something that is absolutely mandatory report territory so I just get her.

[feathercreates]

POV you just told degrading Genesis he's still pretty uwu

[silentwalrus1]

if i have to read one more published fantasy book that uses irl memes and online vernacular in its dialogue i’m taking away the toys until y’all can learn to respect yourselves. Not only does it break immersion in your world and detract from your characters having their own voices, it also makes you, the author, seem like a dim parrot incapable of neither original thought nor basic understanding of the passage of time

1) due to the timeline of publishing, any meme included will automatically be hopelessly dated by the time the story reaches readers and

2) it’s literally the same thing Ready Player One did. Hey look i’m pointing at a thing in pop culture. Did you get my reference? Did you get it? Let me list some more colors and shapes you recognize. Did you get it? And then Gideon Nav hit the dab or whatever. Hashtag Relatable!

It’s so painfully unfunny and uncompelling every time. We can do better. Apply some creativity to your own work

[wondrous-eos]

Mechanic Ardyn More fun with this babygirl and his garbage car. Had to make more character replacement mods for these pics. Look how happy he is to have his precious wax. And how unhappy when he ran out of gas. 😞 Once again you can download the mod for Ardyn from Steam. Based on Debbie's wonderful AU art. The edited magazine page is the courtesy of Impatient Traveler. 🚫 Do not repost. ⬇️4K wallpapers here.

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Ok I have Thoughts, and Takes. Warhammer 40k Thoughts and Takes.

And they're blazing hot.

Yeah, I know about the poet, and yeah I know about the gay lore but you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that "Lion El'Johnson" is not the absolutely most ridiculous name in the whole of the franchise that gave the world gems like "Perturabo" and "Mortarion" (and Ferrus Manus and Corvus Corax, because tautology is the new black). Seriously "Lion El'Johnson" sounds like the self-insert OC of a teenage Tywin Lannister if he'd grown up reading Golden Age superhero comics.

For this, among many other reasons, I can now only imagine Lion as Charles Dance (because who do you typecast to play eternally disappointed, disapproving, hardass feudal deconstructions with a leonine theme?) A slightly de-aged, golden-maned Charles Dance. Needless to say, like all other characters of the above persuasion, Lion can absolutely get it. (Also, Lion lives in "The Rock"? They doin' it on purpose now or what?)

Speaking of ASoIaF....even though it still hurts and I'll be forever salty about us not getting of acceptable closure.....my ASoIaF garbage favourite was a pale, black-haired, vampire-themed, blood-happy, elusive bastard who had an affinity for flaying and (symbolically) wearing the skins of his enemies, not to mention being one half of a very, VERY fucked-up father-son duo. Yeah, it was Roose Bolton. What can I say, I enjoyed trying to work out wtf this guy was all about in the grand scheme. I'm super resentful I'm gonna die most likely without finding out. Sure would be weird if my new garbage favourite in the next franchise I plopped into was a pale,dark-haired,vaguely vampiric, blood-happy, crazy elusive guy who has a thing for flaying and wearing the skins of his victims while also having a horrible relationship with his fath.....Oh. OH. What does that say about me. I don't wanna know.

That being said, I reached my age thinking "garbage favourite" was people like the aforementioned old Roose or Celegorm? Mazikeen? Prince Nuada? or maybe Pintel and Raggetti? I hadn't taken a real hot dumpster-dive until I unearthed the Night Lords and their Primarch out of the trash.

Sevatar. That's it, that's all.

I by no means can even fathom telling longtime fans how to Warhammer - that being said, I'd offer that there is a delicate balance between acknowledging real-life parallels and influences and treating everything as a real-life political allegory in an expansive universe where its draw is that we're dealing with otherworldly measures and notions on the regular. Like. I'm sure there are other issues too pertaining to the larger motives, ethics and concepts of humanity in it, beyond trying to work out if the Imperium fan or the Tau fan is the more fascist. Also tbh...let people enjoy it a little. If they wanna taste the illusory charm of tribalism or the fleeting taste of dying for a political system that treats you like canon fodder yet from which you derive the meaning of your life, I'd rather they do it in Warhammer 40k than outside Warhammer 40k, ya know?

I got into TTS. I'm now having the Emperor's dea- I'm sorry the MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR'S deadpan snark as a constant third-person narration in my head.

Seriously, it's so good, and it helped me put a lot of the lore in some sort of order.

Finding out what books to read is a pain. They are so many and I gathered the writers change and characterizations change with them. I started from those with the best quotes.

The memes are something I lament I'd not found out till now.

Being into Warhammer while being fluent in Greek and Latin is....something. My joy at seeing latin terms used and being able to gauge the meaning of things by name violently clashes with my irrational rage at the lack of declension. (It's "Ave Domine Noctis" dammit!!! "Adepti Mecanici"! "Sororitas Adeptarum"!) Of course all this is Gothic, so my point is moot. I guess.

Personally I don't mind the lack of female Custodes (or Marines). If they can find a way to include some in the future in the lore without brazenly retco-gaslighting everyone Ba-Sing-Se style, then hey, nice! But I don't want them to force it as prescribed by exterior pressures. I'd rather some more material was made public on the female chapters of the Imperium.

Also I'd love more from the aliens' side, as I've seen it being a pretty big complaint of people who don't like the glorification of the Imperium - though tbf, I do think the Imperium is the most interesting part of the galaxy, and with good reason. Still, I do like experimental stuff, and going cosmic. Would love something more about the relations of the Aeldari and the Drukhari, as well as maybe a dip into Chaos?

It's a goddamn shame an animated series hasn't happened yet.

Me love how many refs are scattered through, especially literary ones (Caliban? Fyodor Karamazov? Nostramo and Curze? Fuck yeah)

Once more, why do larger planets don't have more than one human cultures on them instead of all being like huge cities? Come on guys, do it, so few do so in scifi.

I don't think it's racist to be racist against all-consuming insect dinosaur hiveminds and creatures that murderfuck you on site. The Tau are on thin ice, but acceptable. The Eldar too, though I do admit if they'd given originally birth to aforementioned murderfuckers, I'd find them kinda sus too. (about that whole real-life allegory thing? You see how it kinda falls apart like that, ey?)

Once again, the greater tragedy is the mistakes parents commit when bringing up their children (or not bringing them up). The Primarchs being either held back, struggling against or captive of their traumas is an excellent story against the backdrop of the grim darkness of the far future. I hope we can one day see what the Emperor intended for each of them.

I am very down bad, and if anyone wants to chat or comment or challenge my hot takes, they are free to. Warhammer is not exactly something I can initiate the people in my life into. I read the introduction to my mom and she looked at me like she was considering the odds of me having banged my head real hard XD

Getting into a large-scale cosmic horror when the worst scenarios for humanity have kinda happened and you start at the point of absolute nihilistic despair and have to find out how to function and remain human is surprisingly soul-cleansing at an time when actuality is so absolutely disappointing and pedestrian.

Warhammer and Hellsing Abridged need a crossover.

Why does this universe remind me so much of Second Apocalypse by Scott Bakker?

That's all folks.

Ave Dominus Nox

[naggascradle]

my most beloathed posts are those ones that take quotes from asoiaf and are like "geez george dont you realize how corny and cringe this sounds? isnt this just silly to say?" and its like where is your whimsy where your suspension of disbelief. you cant even take someone earnestly for five minutes and you want me to think fantasy should be free of "lameness" ? why would i even want to read a fantasy work devoid of anything that makes it sound fun ...

[dabidagoose]

He's like if Icarus was fucking stupid. I love Fabian

[theknucklehead]

Here are some animations of Peacock from SkullGirls.

My heart goes out to the animators who worked on this game, the animation is great down to every individual frame.

[applebees4prez]

being a kristen applebees stan has made eating at applebees so much more fun. this is a house of worship. wym you go to applebees and don’t pray to cassandra before your meal?

[starry-eyer]

literally so done with rhaegar antis at this point. we know practically nothing about this character besides all the good things other characters say about him and the fact that robert baratheon hates him and says things about rhaegar that ned disagrees with. and robert baratheon is a pos so being hated by him only does favors for rhaegar’s character imo.

but somehow all these characters who think well of rhaegar are just lying. even though almost all of the characters who have spoken/thought well of rhaegar come from different families and have different allegiances. make it make sense. explain it to me like i’m five. what do jamie and ned have to gain by thinking positively about rhaegar? what about jorah? and barristan?

seriously. stop with the “prophecy obsessed freak” and the “rhaegar was mad” bs. none of this is supported in the books.

for 1) the prophecy is real! this is a fantasy series! and it’s very likely that jon snow (his likely son) is one of the azor ahai/prince that was promised figures! the other completely certain azor ahai figure is his own sister! so yes this prophecy seems to be centered around rhaegar’s family.

2) rhaegar being “mad” is not supported whatsoever. prophecies and magic are very real in asoiaf. so believing/trying to figure out prophecies is not an act of a madman. if anything, we should praise rhaegar for having the foresight to be actively concerned about this world ending threat! he was right. and one mention, if not the first mention, of the song of ice and fire comes from a vision in the house of the undying… from rhaegar. please remember what the title of this series is…

now, it is fair to criticize rhaegar for how he treated elia at the tourney at harrenhall. he was wrong there and that was a terrible thing to do to elia. however, saying that rhaegar was awful to elia throughout their whole marriage is not supported. and saying that rhaegar was awful to his children is not supported at all.

also, getting angry at a fictional character for needing a son to secure the succession to the throne is hilarious, especially since it was necessary for not just rhaegar, but also for elia to secure their own positions at court. they both needed a male heir, but elia needed to have a son more than rhaegar to secure her position. so why are people so mad that rhaegar and elia had aegon? andal tradition says that a son comes before a daughter and a daughter before an uncle… but aerys had viserys to threaten rhaegar with because aerys was king and had the power to change the succession. having aegon was very important for both rhaegar and elias futures and protected rhaenys position as well. just look at what happened to alys karstark when all of her male brothers were gone. she was almost usurped by her uncle. do you really think aerys would let the throne pass to a girl? aerys??

anyways, we don’t know enough about rhaegar and elias relationship to actually make any concrete statements about them, but, from danys house of the undying vision of rhaegar and (likely) elia, their relationship seemed fine and they seemed open with each other. not every marriage of duty ends in nedcat and five kids, but their marriage was clearly far from the robert and cersei nightmare.

another thing rhaegar antis love to harp about is how he is a pedophile. i’m literally so sick of it. rhaegar, someone who seemingly struggled with some form of depression, finally found some joy outside of a marriage of duty. the author himself called rhaegar a love struck prince. ned never thinks ill of rhaegar, even though if the stories robert baratheon would have us believe were true then ned would be the first character who thinks rhaegar is some sort of monster. but ned doesn’t. back to the pedo argument… anyways i have issues with the age gap as well. but i know where to lay my criticism. with george. he’s weird about ages and it pisses me off. however, i won’t let this change the way i see a character, especially since westeros doesn’t have any age of consent laws.

god just criticize george already.

but to be clear, rhaegar, a tragic character who died trying to protect his family, who’s daughter hid underneath his bed for protection, is not some monster. he was born in grief, lived in grief, found some joy, and died whispering the name of the woman he loved. that’s sad. and it’s horrible that he’s blamed for his family’s deaths even though he fought and died trying to protect them. and then robert baratheon sat on his throne and drunk and whored the realm into debt. thank you mr. boar. and good riddance. cersei slayed with this one.

now if you want to blame someone for the war and what came after, then blame aerys for his cruelty. blame brandon for his foolishness. blame robert for his warmongering. blame tywin for his monstrous actions. blame gregor and amory for their terrible violence.

stop blaming the guy who died trying to protect his loved ones.

and tbh, we literally have so little knowledge of what happened before the rebellion and after harrenhall. we just don’t know what happened between rhaegar and lyanna besides what george has told us and whatever small scraps we get in the book. we don’t know if it was a rash decision or if there was some plan in place when rhaegar and lyanna ran off. we just don’t know.

so please stop treating your headcanons like canon facts. especially when your headcanon isn’t supported anywhere in the books! it’s so tiring to see! i get it! you hate this character! whatever! but stop acting like what you’re saying is canon!

rhaegar is simply a ghost haunting the narrative. but his legacy lives on in dany and (likely) jon. and both of them are saviors fighting the good fight. and based on the descriptions we have of rhaegar, i can say that he’s likely very proud of his sister and son.

[lunaticpsyker08]

Lucilius….(old art but I wanna do more doodle pages sometime)

[oopsallmabari]

....why are the youtube comments so mad lol don't y'all like to have fun. don't we like to have fun here