prisen09
prisen09
Eva Bo Beeva
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Get yer slimy webbed phalanges of mah boots!!
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prisen09 · 8 hours ago
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YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 👏 👏 👏
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your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail
well uh
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@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin
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prisen09 · 3 days ago
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Gilded and gold inlaid iron sword uncovered by archaeologists at the Filipovka Kurgans, Orenburg Oblast, Russia.
Sarmatian, 7th century BC
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prisen09 · 3 days ago
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k i s e
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A pair of rock crystal bracelets with gold rams head terminals, Greek, 330-300 BC
from The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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prisen09 · 4 days ago
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Um.
if one of the people in night at the museum gets pregnant does their wax/whatever body also get pregnant and also is the gestation twice as long if they're only progressing in their pregnancy at night when they're 'alive' and also what would the baby even be
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prisen09 · 5 days ago
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY
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Project Hail Mary on the 2026 CinemaCon film slate !
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prisen09 · 5 days ago
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We should live in a world where Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Could Mean SOMETHING.
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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BWOAH.
Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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That’s why we build the wall 🤷‍♀️
Broooo what if the enemy was poverty and the wall kept out the enemy so we built the wall to keep us free because we have what they have not and they want what have got but what we have got is a wall to work upon and the work is never done and the war is never won????
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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This was me freaking out before show and then. Then my friend came up to me and had a whole ass monologue about “imaging you go out there and just EXPLOSIVE diarrhea on EVERYTHING.” No meaning to it but uh. It happened.
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waow
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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WHERE IS THE MARTIAN FANDOM ?!!!!!!! I NEED HOMIES 😭
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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GUYS I MADE A MARK WATNEY ASK BLOG YOU SHOULD GO FOLLOW IT
@mark-watney-space-pirate btw
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prisen09 · 6 days ago
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WAHOOOOOOOO !!!!!
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I rewatched Night at the Museum (marathon night) and holly shit had I forgotten my roots
oh the little gay wax men how i love them
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prisen09 · 7 days ago
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YIPPIYE
shout out to night at the museum for being The Fandom Ever
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prisen09 · 7 days ago
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im trying out a new hairstyle hummina hummina hummina
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prisen09 · 7 days ago
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AAAAAHHHHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH I MAY MOT BE UNFIXATED AFTER ALL!!!! O FRABJOUS DAY!!!!
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“They need my help, Nicky!”
Another bit of Roman history this time brought to ya'll by the tiny cowboy! This idea was inspired by another episode of You're Dead to Me about ancient Greek and Roman medicine, as well as that one classic horrible histories sketch about the sponge on a stick. After doing a bit of reading there are some theories that reckon the sponge on a stick may have been used as bog brush rather than shared toilet roll alternative. But that's not nearly as funny. Also according to Google cowboys favoured mullein leaves for toilet paper, seems preferable over a sponge on a stick to me, admittedly. Larry however is appalled at both of his little diorama buddies toilet hygiene options and feels that something must be done.
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prisen09 · 7 days ago
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We’re very conveniently doing the French Revolution rn in history lmao
Special interest level: catching a government's attention because of it and getting invited to their parliament in costume
(Special thanks to deputy Antoine Leaument for the invite and Molly X Chang for the photos and videos!)
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prisen09 · 8 days ago
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YIPPIEYE
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I DONT THINK I EVER UPLOADED THIS? this is from 2023, maybe I should redraw him bc I just rewatched the first movie.. I'll draw his bf too I think trusttt
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