#gamerbro
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
i wonder if the gamer bros will latch onto jan žižka following KCD2 and its sequels. do you think they know he was a proto-communist
#they're gonna cancel him for having a disability#virgin chud gamerbros latching onto the power fantasy of jan žižka vs chad jan žižka z trocnova as one of the establishers of a socially#progressive commune in the 15th century#jan žižka#jan zizka#kingdom come deliverance 2#kcd2
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
absolutely obsessed with the fact that gamerbros who want to find every possible reason to hate monster hunter wilds are insisting that erik is a trans man
this game is already doing a bunch of shit they must be fuming over. i can't imagine how mad the dual armor system is making them. or how voices and walk cycles and other character creation features also aren't gender-locked. i know before the game came out, some of them were pissed about olivia, bc she's a woman with short hair who wears full armor and isn't overtly feminine. (butch lesbian olivia is real to me)
but this? they just made this up???? apparently they're debating whether he's a femboy or a trans man, and like, realistically speaking, he's just a twink. but honestly this is awesome. 100% headcanoning him as trans now. he was already my fave npc in the game (a high bar, they're all really good)

behold! a trans man! he's astrum unit's handler and he loves biology and ecology :3
they also complain that his VA is a woman. and to be fair, in the original jp, it is. this is hardly unusual though and mitsuki saiga has voiced plenty of guys. this is normal practice for animated guys meant to have softer/higher voices!
his eng VA, though? a non-binary person who also, notably, plays a ton of guys. i'd argue they mostly play guys. you might recognize them from their hit role as chucklefuck in the eng dub for dungeon meshi! so if they want to argue that a VA's gender is indicative of their character's gender, there you go! casey mongillo is trans! not a trans man, however, and knowing these people they're also referring to casey as a woman, but no one said they were smart
#the anti-woke gamerbro crowd continues to be a very fun trainwreck to watch. are you guys still butthurt about gamergate being a joke#anyway i love erik he's a very good boy. he and werner both have autism imo#tox.txt
40 notes
·
View notes
Text

has anyone done this yet
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
so since video game adaptations are becoming a new mcu so imma let y'all know that we don't say "kys" we say "i hope ur favorite blorbo from ur games is played by chris pratt"
#personal#i would also add he/nry ca/vill but lots of ppl still love dick riding that gamerbro no matter what#also sorry if anyone already said this before
288 notes
·
View notes
Text
Crazy that the golden order were brutal conquerors who destroyed everything and everyone outside their purview, and had every intention to destroy every civilization that came before them, but then Godwyn saw a dragon so hot he changed the rules. Real church of England esque move and honestly I respect it.
#lets be honest. i even see gamerbros agree. he fucked that dragon#we dont know a lot about godwyn but from context clues i PERSONALLY think he seemed a bit unhinged. in the best way possible#lmao#lmfao#memes#elden ring#godwyn the golden#lichdragon fortissax
378 notes
·
View notes
Text
me playing through any het video game romance: this could have been femdom :/
#I get it they can't alienate their gamerbro audience by threatening their masculinity or whatever#but what about me#what if that video game woman had a sadistic streak and a strap#it would be better I think
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
I need him hitched up to my sleigh by 2PM
#suggestive#belated sequel to leshy in a reindeer harness#i posted that original drawing on steam and all the gamerbros hated it#they’d probably have an aneurism if they saw this#my art#leshy#inscryption
98 notes
·
View notes
Text
just some books quotes 💅
#the witcher#!txt: the witcher#anyway fuck the rancid gamerbros who hate the show#they would literally burst into flames if they ever touched the books tbh
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
unpopular onion but. I'm so tired of the w*tcher
#tbd#I'm so not looking forward to the gamerbros being weird about it again#I read like 5 of the books and gave up because of how male power fantasy they are#and the games are not much better#fndndn this is the one time I will be talking about it but people who know me know
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Here's a Kingdom Come: Deliverance comic I sketched out in my notebook with absolutely zero references that I absolutely do not have the time to polish. Inspired by the "Eastern Influence" haircut







I think Hans should get to bully Henry's fashion choices.
#kingdom come: deliverance#kingdom come deliverance#kcd#kcd1#henry of skalitz#Hans Capon#hansry#i think thats the ship name?#for anyone reading this who has not played the game—these fucks do literally take a bath together. they have their underthings on but still#i have not had a ton of free time lately so i havent been able to make as much progress as i wouldve liked#and yes i did literally only buy the game based off one post that said the gamerbros were angry you could romance Hans in the sequel#could i skip to kcd2? yes. will i? no. never. i have a firm belief in doing things in order. so instead i will simply wait like. half a yea#wolfy speaks#wolfy does art#fuckin forgot to add those two
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
*whispers really really quietly* okay but aroace jinx. She’s hurt and betrayed when Vi shows up with Caitlyn and there's a myriad of ways in which she doesn't understand but what if she doesn't understand. Can't. What if in the hypothetical perfect future where everyone heals and manages to move forward she's still stuck with that question. Did the trauma take something unrecoverable? Was it ever there to begin with?
#arcane#cant let this one loose on the league gamerbro watch party you understand#who among us (asexual) doesnt ask that question every now and then#did anything nearly that fucked up happen to me? no#but still it is in our nature to want a reason#is there a reason?#it is our burden to learn to live with never being able to know
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hate how in every thread where someone asks for challenge ideas for pz most answers are just 'make it as hard as possible' I dont want to make a run with highest zombie and rarest loot settings, eternal winter, no guns or cars, take all negative traits or whatever! i want a goal other than just 'survive'
the problem isn't that it's too easy to survive, it's that i dont have a point to work towards and then it all feels sort of pointless...
I like challenges like 'get from one end of the map to the other' or 'collect all ingredients + the recipe magazine and make a pizza' collecting all versions of certain items is also fun, as well as giving your character a backstory and goal and rp
if anyone has fun ideas for goals what to do in pz, feel free to leave them in the notes :*
#there are some people who come up with fun ideas but the majority is just edgy gamerbros who suggest you just make it harder and thats all#i dont want to make it harder! i am very content with my sandbox baby settings thats not the problem!#i just want something to work toward not just sort of hole myself up in a safehouse and survive - thats boring#I like working on my base (and gathering specific tools/materials for it) thats cool i guess#i collect toys and plushies and other cute things (and decorate my house with them)#i find cars and farming boring so i havent gotten very far in the skill so i want to work on that more (problem is its boring... but im try#going to a specific place is cool too (driving is hell to me so its a challenge)#anyway fuck the edgelords! making things harder doesnt mean its more fun!#also playing with easier settings is fine and you dont need to make it super hard to prove how badass you are!#anyway im thinking thoughts#mine#project zomboid#pz
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
oh gt/a6 is definitely gonna be $100 after this

#personal#they gonna see ppl spend $90+ on a fucking ma/rio ka/rt#and we already have gamerbros who think they're the smartest with numbers already defending that price#so yea it gonna happen :'D
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sometimes internet reminds me that dudebro part of BG3 community exists (ew) and I witnessed an entire discussion that Shadowheart is actually the worst person alive and if she was male everyone hated her +people love her just because she's attractive
Yeah i totally can see pretty_gloomy_mysterious_goth_half-elf_i_can_fix_him being a very unpopular and hated by community character 🙄🙄🙄 no shit 🙄
#those men are cowards#why does gamerbros always acts that people who love male characters are non existent#*whispering* actually if Shadowheart were a male character she would have been 100 more popular#but it's a topic for another discussion#baldur's gate 3#forgotten realms
89 notes
·
View notes
Text
cassandra pentaghast is funny bcs with most media it's "they have gays in star wars/witcher/whatever" now?
and with dragon age it's "so there are straights in these games now?"
#i know its more about her token lesbian look but#was anyone ever surprised by gay people in these games (except the gamerbros now and whatever the fuck the anders drama was)#dragon age#i should start tagging my high rambling#cassandra pentaghast
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
he could have rizzed her up so easily if things hadn't gone to shit during freshmen year
#my art#she'd be so down to get beers at an arcade and perch under him while he plays and keep dropping innuendos that fly over his gamerbro head#and he lets her put her initials in whenever he gets a leaderboard highscore
40 notes
·
View notes