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Crazy that the golden order were brutal conquerors who destroyed everything and everyone outside their purview, and had every intention to destroy every civilization that came before them, but then Godwyn saw a dragon so hot he changed the rules. Real church of England esque move and honestly I respect it.
#lets be honest. i even see gamerbros agree. he fucked that dragon#we dont know a lot about godwyn but from context clues i PERSONALLY think he seemed a bit unhinged. in the best way possible#lmao#lmfao#memes#elden ring#godwyn the golden#lichdragon fortissax
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I need him hitched up to my sleigh by 2PM
#suggestive#belated sequel to leshy in a reindeer harness#i posted that original drawing on steam and all the gamerbros hated it#they’d probably have an aneurism if they saw this#my art#leshy#inscryption
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just some books quotes 💅
#the witcher#!txt: the witcher#anyway fuck the rancid gamerbros who hate the show#they would literally burst into flames if they ever touched the books tbh
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unpopular onion but. I'm so tired of the w*tcher
#tbd#I'm so not looking forward to the gamerbros being weird about it again#I read like 5 of the books and gave up because of how male power fantasy they are#and the games are not much better#fndndn this is the one time I will be talking about it but people who know me know
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just last night i was thinking about how i get more traction on my fromsoft twitter i made recently, and today one of my tweets has 100 likes and misogynist gamerbros are descending on me. be careful what you wish for
#i just wanted oomfs :(#not to debate misogyny with gamerbros that are committed to misunderstanding u
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Hate how in every thread where someone asks for challenge ideas for pz most answers are just 'make it as hard as possible' I dont want to make a run with highest zombie and rarest loot settings, eternal winter, no guns or cars, take all negative traits or whatever! i want a goal other than just 'survive'
the problem isn't that it's too easy to survive, it's that i dont have a point to work towards and then it all feels sort of pointless...
I like challenges like 'get from one end of the map to the other' or 'collect all ingredients + the recipe magazine and make a pizza' collecting all versions of certain items is also fun, as well as giving your character a backstory and goal and rp
if anyone has fun ideas for goals what to do in pz, feel free to leave them in the notes :*
#there are some people who come up with fun ideas but the majority is just edgy gamerbros who suggest you just make it harder and thats all#i dont want to make it harder! i am very content with my sandbox baby settings thats not the problem!#i just want something to work toward not just sort of hole myself up in a safehouse and survive - thats boring#I like working on my base (and gathering specific tools/materials for it) thats cool i guess#i collect toys and plushies and other cute things (and decorate my house with them)#i find cars and farming boring so i havent gotten very far in the skill so i want to work on that more (problem is its boring... but im try#going to a specific place is cool too (driving is hell to me so its a challenge)#anyway fuck the edgelords! making things harder doesnt mean its more fun!#also playing with easier settings is fine and you dont need to make it super hard to prove how badass you are!#anyway im thinking thoughts#mine#project zomboid#pz
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*whispers really really quietly* okay but aroace jinx. She’s hurt and betrayed when Vi shows up with Caitlyn and there's a myriad of ways in which she doesn't understand but what if she doesn't understand. Can't. What if in the hypothetical perfect future where everyone heals and manages to move forward she's still stuck with that question. Did the trauma take something unrecoverable? Was it ever there to begin with?
#arcane#cant let this one loose on the league gamerbro watch party you understand#who among us (asexual) doesnt ask that question every now and then#did anything nearly that fucked up happen to me? no#but still it is in our nature to want a reason#is there a reason?#it is our burden to learn to live with never being able to know
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Sometimes internet reminds me that dudebro part of BG3 community exists (ew) and I witnessed an entire discussion that Shadowheart is actually the worst person alive and if she was male everyone hated her +people love her just because she's attractive
Yeah i totally can see pretty_gloomy_mysterious_goth_half-elf_i_can_fix_him being a very unpopular and hated by community character 🙄🙄🙄 no shit 🙄
#those men are cowards#why does gamerbros always acts that people who love male characters are non existent#*whispering* actually if Shadowheart were a male character she would have been 100 more popular#but it's a topic for another discussion#baldur's gate 3#forgotten realms
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cassandra pentaghast is funny bcs with most media it's "they have gays in star wars/witcher/whatever" now?
and with dragon age it's "so there are straights in these games now?"
#i know its more about her token lesbian look but#was anyone ever surprised by gay people in these games (except the gamerbros now and whatever the fuck the anders drama was)#dragon age#i should start tagging my high rambling#cassandra pentaghast
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the bros get their own post :3
#and peach!!#mario#luigi#mario bros#smb#super mario odyssey#luigi’s balloon world#luma#weegee my babygrill#robart#spreading my the-whole-main-cast-of-smb-games-are-trans agenda that gamerbros don’t appreciate
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he could have rizzed her up so easily if things hadn't gone to shit during freshmen year
#my art#she'd be so down to get beers at an arcade and perch under him while he plays and keep dropping innuendos that fly over his gamerbro head#and he lets her put her initials in whenever he gets a leaderboard highscore
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youtube comment sections are truly full of the most petty terminally online people who will criticise even the silliest minute detail because it makes them feel superior if they pretend to strangers online that they are better at a game of all things
I hovered over the vampire bite ability in battle against undead and this moment, where I was thinking about what ability to use, that is truly proof that I can't play this game ... yes you are superior to me, you never need to think, you use every ability fully optimised, I'm sure you also never hurled a fireball at an enemy with fire resistance and said "oops oh well"
#I would feel bad for these pathetic gamerbros except I know that they are very responsible for horrible things...#youtube#🤦♀️#my post#my posts#bg3#bg3 mine#baldur's gate 3#video games
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One of the worst things they did to Richter was giving him a generic backstory where a woman is fridged. There has been many animes where the main character's mother dies. They literally created an oc for the sole purpose of killing her off.
What's worse is that Richter's arc in the games doesn't involve fridging! But sure, what a progressive show.
#castlevania#richter belmont#cw netflixvania#the games have an issue with fridging... you guys didn't have to add more#oh and this might be a hot take on cvblr but julia is just sotn richter but girl in terms of design#i hate how the show is seen as progressive... guys there are issues in the show worth addressing#please be critical about your favorite media#I love the games but i'm critical of it as well they aren't perfect#i haven't really seen any fans of nocturne who point out issues with the show#side note: i hate how the loudest critics of the show are conservative gamerbros#we don't claim those people they are rotten
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ohhhhh. yeah i might just personally be on team willing!radahn myself now
#txt#sote spoilers#and i HAVE seen a lot of fun takes on unwilling!radahn#and i do enjoy them thats still valid#nonetheless i think im also personally pushed toward willing#because unwilling is how so many of the cishet gamerbros push it. and i MUST be contrarian#what if miquella’s sin in regards to radahn wasnt in compelling him#but in choosing him at all. the godfrey-idolizing warmonger
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god why do metal gear video esasys suck so much. "her preferences are never explained" they state plainly shes a lesbian like. several times who are you. why are you describing the characters like this
#ashen.rambles#good ones exist out there i know it i just think youtube is just dealing Ls these are too gamerbro flavor for me#anyways i made it like a minute in im throwing in the hat
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Do you ever see a take about GoWR so ass that you want to talk about it so bad but you're too much of a pussy to talk to the OP and it's an asshole move to just take a screenshot and complain about it on your blog
#this is probably what people think about the shit i say here lmao#gow#gowr#worst reddit gamerbro take or worst tumblr take choose your fighter
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